Penname: Alex Wert Real name:
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There's Something About Andy by GreenFish Rated: K [Reviews - 10] 12
Summary: A series of longer drabbles set during and after "The Convict."
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Andy, Dwight, Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst, Drabble, Humor, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3457 Read Count: 8150 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 12, 2006 Updated: December 12, 2006
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed
Date: February 21, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: He is ... so great

For some reason now I want to see Andy actually get a girl.  For the implausibility of it.

10 Reasons Jim Hates and Loves Christmas at Dunder Mifflin by Semby Rated: T [Reviews - 21] 10
Summary: Original hesitant title was "Five Christmas Moments in the Office that Jim Really Disliked, and Five That Actually Made Him Really Happy" so that should also be a pretty clear summary. 10 random Christmas moments Jim had over the years - skipping over this Christmas entirely, so no spoilers.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Angela, Jim, Jim/Pam, Michael, Phyllis
Genres: Angst, Holiday, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4016 Read Count: 20767 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: December 12, 2006 Updated: December 12, 2006
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed 9
Date: February 21, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Well done, Semby.  I especially liked the moments of interaction with the other Office employees.  Makes them seem more human, as opposed to the caricatures we're used to.

Sometimes She Forgets by 69 cups of noodles Rated: K+ [Reviews - 11] 6
Summary: A Kelly/Ryan one-shot based on the ninth deleted scene from "The Convict". Because Kelly wants a baby right this instant.
Categories: Present, Other
Characters: Kelly, Ryan, Ryan/Kelly
Genres: Angst, Drabble, Fluff, Inner Monologue, Oneshot
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 538 Read Count: 1898 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 13, 2006 Updated: December 13, 2006
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed 9
Date: February 22, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Truly great (i.e. uncomfortable) Kelly/Ryan.  I don't get the sad as much as some of the other reviewers - I just get the poor, poor Ryan...  Though he did bring it upon himself.

The Night Out by GreenFish Rated: T [Reviews - 13] 11
Summary:

The office members head out for a night on the town. Spoilers up until Traveling Salesmen.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Drunk Pam/Jim, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 5298 Read Count: 2121 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 13, 2006 Updated: December 13, 2006
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed 10
Date: February 22, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: It's a little weird

You have to hurry up and finish this!  Move it, move it!

Reshuffle the Deck by Paper Jam Rated: MA [Reviews - 31] 28
Summary: Five alternate versions of Casino Night.
Categories: Alternate Universe, Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3822 Read Count: 21153 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: December 16, 2006 Updated: December 16, 2006
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed
Date: February 22, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: four - blue dress

That would make for interesting TV.

Author's Response:

If only this show were on HBO ;)

Thanks for commenting!

Paper Cuts by Lenore Rated: T [Reviews - 18] 15
Summary: Jim has a boo-boo. Pam helps. Indeterminate time Pre-Casino Night.
Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Oneshot, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1058 Read Count: 1832 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: December 17, 2006 Updated: December 17, 2006
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed 10
Date: February 22, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I don't usually like straightforward Jam, but this was just perfect all the way through.  So simple yet so complex all at once.  And sweet and sad too.  Pure genius.

Falling by girl7 Rated: M [Reviews - 103] 45
Summary:

This is for kath and Code Name Remax, both of whom wanted a fic in which Michael spilled the beans he has so miraculously been holding thus far....

Begins the night of the Christmas party (or rather, the two Christmas parties...)


Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Angst, Holiday, Humor, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 14 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 14417 Read Count: 61581 ePub Downloads: 13
[Report This] Published: December 17, 2006 Updated: December 25, 2006
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed
Date: February 23, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: Jim

This was very well done.  And long too.

Give Me Your Hand and Let's Jump Out the Window by unfold Rated: T [Reviews - 13] 19
Summary: Past Featured StoryIt's odd that being in love with the same person seems to have brought them even closer together. Pam and Karen the night of the Christmas party. Spoilers through A Benihana Christmas.
Categories: Other, Episode Related
Characters: Karen, Pam
Genres: Angst, Holiday, Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2688 Read Count: 3293 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 18, 2006 Updated: December 18, 2006
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed 10
Date: February 22, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I've read this before, possibly a couple of times, and it's always still good.  Gah pretty much sums up all I can say about it.

Just Because It's Christmas by bright red shirt Rated: T [Reviews - 19] 10
Summary: Jim gives Pam a ride home.  And Karen, too.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Holiday
Warnings: Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1127 Read Count: 3580 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: December 18, 2006 Updated: December 18, 2006
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed 10
Date: February 22, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I loved the same line that Luna Mystik loved.

I was also just thinking that, damn, it really must suck to be one of the characters on the show, because all of them have really fucked up lives.

How Darryl Philbin Found His Groove by soverykitsch Rated: K [Reviews - 7] 4
Summary: Darryl Philbin searches himself for his musical talent.
(Spoilers: Although the idea came from 3x10 A Benihana Christmas, it doesn't really spoil anything.)


Categories: Present, Other
Characters: Darryl
Genres: Humor, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1233 Read Count: 1100 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 18, 2006 Updated: December 18, 2006
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed
Date: February 23, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: How Darryl Philbin Found His Groove

That's the great thing about pianos.  You hit a note and the note comes out right.  The hard part is getting the notes to go together so they don't sound like crap.

The New Year's Resolution by 69 cups of noodles Rated: MA [Reviews - 158] 39
Summary: Karen and Pam decide to throw a party and Jim hopes that by New Year's he'll have some things resolved. Spoilers through Benihana Christmas.
Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Holiday, Humor, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy, Weekend, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 16 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 14688 Read Count: 70366 ePub Downloads: 11
[Report This] Published: December 24, 2006 Updated: January 01, 2007
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed
Date: February 23, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: and i don't feel any different

He smiles back, sort of, but he’s half-mad at her, because come on. He’s glad she’s making friends, but did it have to be with the girl he’s sleeping with? Not that she knows that yet, but still.

Great stuff.  And your Kelly was hilarious, as always.  Onward!

What Love Tastes Like by Paper Jam Rated: MA [Reviews - 30] 14
Summary: Jim "coaxes" a confession from Pam on New Year's Eve. Spoilers up to A Benihana Christmas, to be safe.
Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Holiday, Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5008 Read Count: 21227 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: December 25, 2006 Updated: December 28, 2006
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed
Date: February 23, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: What Love Tastes Like

Ha!  Creed!

Author's Response: I think that's the only time I've put him in one of my stories, but I really love him. He kills me every time: "Which one is Pam?" Thanks for commenting, Alex!

I've been closing these doors for days by mixedberries Rated: K [Reviews - 10] 4
Summary: He wants to ask her if they are doing this because she doesn't like to be alone. Pam/Toby; slight Pam/Jim
Categories: Present, Other
Characters: Jim/Pam, Pam, Toby
Genres: Angst, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1141 Read Count: 1647 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 27, 2006 Updated: December 27, 2006
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed 9
Date: February 23, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: I've been closing these doors for days

You've given us just the right amount of heartache and hope - far more genuine a Pam/Toby than anything else I've ever seen.

Sail Her, Don't Sink Her by unfold Rated: K+ [Reviews - 10] 3
Summary:

Five reasons he really actually loves Karen...

Spoilers through season three, I suppose.


Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Jim, Karen
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 498 Read Count: 1820 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 28, 2006 Updated: December 28, 2006
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed 10
Date: February 23, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I'm pretty sure if this was written by a lesser writer, the author would be getting hate mail and death threats.  But you're just so good that you can win over even the most die-hard anti-Jim/Karen fan.

Assumptions by veryangrymidget Rated: T [Reviews - 43] 17
Summary: Past Featured StoryA love triangle, from a different perspective.
Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Karen
Genres: Angst
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3826 Read Count: 10402 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 28, 2006 Updated: January 16, 2007
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed 10
Date: February 25, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3

Reading this fic it has suddenly dawned on me that Kelly hasn't been doing her job!    She has a sacred duty to ensure that everyone knows every detail about everything, and she really dropped the ball here.

I hope you continue this soon.

Pieces by nomadshan Rated: MA [Reviews - 12] 5
Summary: Jim and Roy have a history.
Categories: Other, Past
Characters: Angela, Jim, Pam, Roy
Genres: Angst, Humor, Slash, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: Jigsaw
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7507 Read Count: 10774 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: December 30, 2006 Updated: December 30, 2006
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed
Date: March 19, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Eeenteresting.  I had no idea that such a history was possible, even if the whole thing feels wrong, it somehow connects when you do it.  Funny that I never read it before I was directed from your post-Cocktails fic.  I'll have to check if there's anything else you've written that I've missed.

Author's Response: Anything is possible! On the show, we're seeing only what the cameramen choose to show us, and even then, only what the characters let the cameras catch, eh? Thanks, Alex :) 

May/June by unfold Rated: T [Reviews - 15] 8
Summary: Jim's first month in Stamford. This was going to be the entire summer before the season three premier and it still might be. I haven't really decided.
Categories: Other, Past
Characters: Andy, Jim, Karen, Pam
Genres: Angst, In Stamford, Inner Monologue
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2781 Read Count: 1772 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 31, 2006 Updated: December 31, 2006
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed 10
Date: February 23, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I bow once again before the master.  I think someone else already said something about quoting back the whole thing...

pieces by monkeybear Rated: M [Reviews - 10] 1
Summary:

Pure speculation about the other side of Michael's phone conversation at the end of Benihana Christmas.

Spoilers through A Benihana Christmas, combined with my shippy speculations (based somewhat on NBC promos...) about who Michael's Jamaican traveling companion is going to be.


Categories: Other, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Michael/Jan
Genres: Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 598 Read Count: 748 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 01, 2007 Updated: January 01, 2007
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed
Date: February 23, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Great stuff.  Michael/Jan is truly the only pairing that I actually care about in that "they must be together or I'll die" sort of way, so I'm glad you've chosen to enter the fray.

A Mid-Diwali Night's Dream by xoxoxo Rated: T [Reviews - 18] 8
Summary: Mixed messages, strawberry lip gloss and covert operations.
Categories: Other, Episode Related
Characters: Angela, Dwight, Kelly, Ryan
Genres: Humor, Oneshot, Slash
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1438 Read Count: 3336 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 01, 2007 Updated: January 01, 2007
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed 10
Date: February 23, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Lord, what fools these mortals be...

Oh my God!  This was just gah (Look what you've reduced me to).

This killed me at the end:

What’s more - he’s gone and betrayed the one person to whom he’s pledged his undying loyalty.

Michael can’t ever find out about this.

And as always Kelly is hilarious.  And you're hilarious.  Even though I saw everything coming a mile away, when I got there it was 10 times more amazing than it looked like from that original distance.

Ahem.  Now that I've completely ruined any semblance of composure I once had, I shall excuse myself quietly.



Author's Response:

Wow!  I've reduced you to "gah!"  I think I can retire now. ;)

This was a fun little side trip and the only time I've written a fic without Jim and Pam (save for the itty bitty reference of Pam by Kelly).  It's really not easy for me but I enjoy the challenge.

So, so glad you liked it.  :) Thanks again!

Boys' Night Out by Bennie Rated: T [Reviews - 9] 5
Summary: Past Featured Story

Darryl convinces Roy to come out with him and get over Pam. Spoilers through A Benihana Christmas. Kind of a follow-up to my Darryl fic Yamaha.

 


Categories: Other, Present, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Darryl, Pam, Pam/Roy, Roy
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4853 Read Count: 2253 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 01, 2007 Updated: January 01, 2007
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed
Date: February 24, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Boys' Night Out

Darryl?  As a lounge lizard?  He's a man of many talents...

Suit by nomadshan Rated: MA [Reviews - 5] 4
Summary: Jan and Karen. Jan with Karen. Jan on Karen.
Categories: Past, Other
Characters: Jan, Karen
Genres: In Stamford, Slash, Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 279 Read Count: 2325 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 03, 2007 Updated: January 03, 2007
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed 9
Date: February 19, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

This is really out of the blue, but really hot.  I'd like to know a little more what's going through their heads as this starts and progresses, rather than just what they're wishing for, but I figure it's not really the point of this short stand-alone.  I guess maybe that's what I'm wishing for.

Author's Response: Good to know. Yeah, this one was just meant as a short Karen-POV fic, written for the Office_Romances challenge community at LiveJournal. Thanks for commenting!

Way Number Three Hundred and Twenty-Five by sideviewhotel Rated: MA [Reviews - 10] 4
Summary: It's kinda like swimming in the ocean. It's still swimming, but it's a lot different than swimming in a pool. [Spoilers through Benihana Christmas]

Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Jim, Karen, Pam
Genres: Slash
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1379 Read Count: 11816 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 03, 2007 Updated: January 03, 2007
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed
Date: February 24, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: How to Effectively Initiate an Office Threesome : Way Number Three Hundred and Twenty-Five

Yeah, that last line's good, but I think the chapter title may be one of the best things ever.

Fabrication by Semby Rated: K+ [Reviews - 8] 3
Summary: Just a little response to last night's episode.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Angst, Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 548 Read Count: 3396 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 05, 2007 Updated: January 05, 2007
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed
Date: February 24, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Well, that's quite the role reversal at the end.

This moment by nqllisi Rated: K [Reviews - 11] 4
Summary:

A "talking head" from Pam that we'll never see. Takes place directly after "Back from Vacation".


Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Pam
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 373 Read Count: 2566 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 06, 2007 Updated: January 06, 2007
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed
Date: February 24, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Doesn't being nice suck sometimes?

Author's Response: Abso-freakin'-lutely. Thanks for commenting!

Five People Who Didn't Find Pam Crying by Bennie Rated: K [Reviews - 45] 25
Summary: Past Featured StoryWhat if it wasn't Dwight who found her? Spoilers for Back from Vacation.
Categories: Episode Related, Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Ensemble, Pam
Genres: Angst, Humor, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2267 Read Count: 22555 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: January 08, 2007 Updated: January 08, 2007
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed
Date: February 24, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Cry Me A River

Oh Kelly...