Penname: takemyhandx Real name: Emily
Member Since: February 13, 2007

Bio:
Hey my name is Emily. I am 13 && i am basically the biggest JAM fan on the planet.. its not even funny. ! I hope to write some fanfic stories...i lvoe to read them as well! Spoilers = life. lol Just thought i'd get that out there. LOL.
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Aftershock by time4moxie Rated: MA [Reviews - 47] 31
Summary: Snarky!Jim has finally pushed Pam far enough to say something.... Takes place about a handful of days after The Negotiation.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4258 Read Count: 35165 ePub Downloads: 8
[Report This] Published: April 07, 2007 Updated: April 10, 2007
Reviewer: takemyhandx Signed
Date: April 08, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: What does that even mean?

OMG i LOVE this!!! More more more more!!!

Reviewer: takemyhandx Signed 10
Date: April 08, 2007 Title: Aftershock

awww loooved this, moxie!! By the way, when you updating Squirrel McPants? That's my fave of all time!!!!

Paperwork by shan21 Rated: T [Reviews - 59] 34
Summary: Past Featured Story

Jim gets fussy and Pam gets fed up.

Spoilers through The Negotiation.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam, Phyllis, Toby
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3435 Read Count: 9862 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: April 08, 2007 Updated: April 08, 2007
Reviewer: takemyhandx Signed 10
Date: April 08, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

loved this.. =)

Summary: Two men share a love of diminutive skeptical women and the knowledge that the truth is, indeed, out there.
Categories: Other, Episode Related, Crossover
Characters: Dwight/Angela, Ensemble, Karen, Other
Genres: Humor, Parody, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2105 Read Count: 7711 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 08, 2007 Updated: April 12, 2007
Reviewer: takemyhandx Signed 8
Date: April 08, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: It Begins.

Haha! Yay I'm the first reviewer!! I think this shall get interesting! Good work so far though!

Summary: Pam thinks about the difference between Jim and Roy as lovers. This is not pro-Roy or pro-Jim. I’m trying to find an antidote to "perfect lover Jim" and "total jerk Roy". Contains Pam/Roy, you are warned. No Spoilers.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Past, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: None
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1354 Read Count: 3280 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: April 08, 2007 Updated: April 08, 2007
Reviewer: takemyhandx Signed 10
Date: April 08, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: You Couldn't Quite Discern Me

= ) . Speechless & that's a good thing. Good work!

Summary: Past Featured Story

 

Pam and Jim decide to get it out of their system...Literally. This idea just wouldn't get out of head, especially after all the fight fics, I figure there has to be another way to get rid of the sexual tension- why not actual 'casual' sex. Oh and it's going to really backfire. P.S. This is way fluffier than my usual stuff AND almost finished too. So there's that.

 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Karen
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9894 Read Count: 190671 ePub Downloads: 31
[Report This] Published: April 08, 2007 Updated: April 16, 2007
Reviewer: takemyhandx Signed
Date: April 08, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Prologue- I Dare You to Screw Me

LOL more pleaseeee !!!

Reviewer: takemyhandx Signed
Date: April 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: I'm Sure It Will Be the Worst Sex of My Life

YAY!

Author's Response: thanks for reading!

Reviewer: takemyhandx Signed
Date: April 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: So, Dinner First? Or Should We Get Right To It?

YAY! More, this is good, I wana know what happens NOW please! lol <33

Reviewer: takemyhandx Signed
Date: April 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: "So That Was Different"

C'MON! You're chapters are too short it's killing me cause i love this story!!!

Author's Response: I'm so glad you love it and I'm sorry for being a tease!

Reviewer: takemyhandx Signed 10
Date: April 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: That Was a Great Fight....We Should Do It Again

OMG i seriously love this story! Lol I love that last line....classic. =)

Reviewer: takemyhandx Signed 10
Date: April 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: "In the Stairwell, In the Breakroom, In Your Car During Lunch..."

i love this ! Great job, I dont think I could do half a good writing this story!

Reviewer: takemyhandx Signed 10
Date: April 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: Dwight's Thighs and Aunt Lucinda's Mustache

I like the way Jim's broken brain works.

Yes, so do I . =)

Reviewer: takemyhandx Signed 10
Date: April 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 8: So You're Totally Over Me Right?

Hey this is a great story! I really have been enjoying reading it since chapter 1, and yes. I'd love to know what he's thinking!

Reviewer: takemyhandx Signed 10
Date: April 16, 2007 Title: Chapter 9: Mutiny on the S.S. Halpert

Aw that was so cute!! Great job, really loved the story!

Summary:

Karen decides to see what all the fuss is about when it comes to Pam Beesly. Jim/Pam/Karen smut!


Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Pam, Pam/Other
Genres: Angst, Oneshot, Slash, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2947 Read Count: 6547 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 08, 2007 Updated: April 08, 2007
Reviewer: takemyhandx Signed
Date: April 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Wow. Hotness. Lol <3 Good, work to say the least!

Summary:

Karen and Pam move in together and Pam shares something intersting.

Graphic femslash. Like, GRAPHIC. I don't even know where this came from, I swear! Call it a series of events that lead up to... well, the climax. No pun intended.


Categories: Other
Characters: Karen, Pam, Pam/Other
Genres: Romance, Slash, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3718 Read Count: 6456 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 09, 2007 Updated: April 09, 2007
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Date: April 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: It's wonderful, no it's wonderful with you

LOL. Wow, hottt.

Reviewer: takemyhandx Signed
Date: April 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: It's wonderful, no it's wonderful with you

A little weird cause its lesbo sex but i thoguht it was amusing being Karen & Pam. Good job, I know I couldn't have written that!

Summary: Post-'Negotiation', spoilers through it. Jim's fed up, Pam's a little pathetic. Jim POV.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4330 Read Count: 12159 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: April 10, 2007 Updated: April 16, 2007
Reviewer: takemyhandx Signed
Date: April 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: For All I Care

yay =)

Reviewer: takemyhandx Signed
Date: April 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: It Will Only Make Me Colder

Hey i love this! whoop!

Jigsaw by Night Swept Rated: MA [Reviews - 48] 21
Summary:

Crossover between the Saw movies and The Office. The Jigsaw killer kidnaps Jim and puts him to a horrific test. Like all games with this deranged killer, however, there are cruel twists waiting at every juncture. Updated CH4 -- Everyone is in a tough spot-- How does it all end?


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Karen, Pam
Genres: Angst, Claustrophobic Spaces, Slash
Warnings: Adult language, Other Adult Theme, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4163 Read Count: 6910 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 11, 2007 Updated: April 14, 2007
Reviewer: takemyhandx Signed 10
Date: April 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: The Test

OMG OMG OMG OMG MORE. i KNOW SOMEONE WILL DIE, BUT OH GOD! WOW THIS IS GOOD. i'M ALL HYPER NOW. I LOVE A GOOD KILLER STORY. Wow now I sound deranged. lolll <3333

Reviewer: takemyhandx Signed 10
Date: April 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: The Test

OMG please, I know I just commented, but please don't kill poor Pamela. Nor do I want Karen to die either. AHH! HELP! lol

Reviewer: takemyhandx Signed 10
Date: April 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: The Choice

OMG WHO IS IT?!  I don't even want to guess! Is it ANDY? OMG who who who?!@!@!

Reviewer: takemyhandx Signed
Date: April 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: The Test

Ok wait.....i think its creed!!!!

Reviewer: takemyhandx Signed
Date: April 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: The End

Aw, I love how Karen calls pam sister. It's adroable, I wish they were better friends on the show...oh well. Loved the story, thank GOD nobody died.!! =)

Summary: Thankfully, Jim pays attention when Toby gives seminars. Takes place during "Safety Training" mild spoilers. Pure smut, no talking, no angst...
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Claustrophobic Spaces, Oneshot, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1772 Read Count: 10889 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: April 13, 2007 Updated: April 13, 2007
Reviewer: takemyhandx Signed
Date: April 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Toby's not totally useless...

LOL! Yay I loved that story! =)