Summary: What if, instead of the booze cruise, Phyllis was right about the whole office heading to Florida? Jam! Dwight in a Speedo! It doesn't get better than this!
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Travel
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: No
Word count: 21362 Read Count: 43732 ePub Downloads: 1
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[Report This] Published: January 30, 2007 Updated: July 05, 2007
Reviewer: inconsume Signed
Date: March 16, 2007 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8
Date: March 16, 2007 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8
I surprised myself with how excited I got to see another chapter of this. Definitely a guilty pleasure fic, but a delightful one. Please do continue.
Reviewer: inconsume Signed
Date: February 28, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5
Date: February 28, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5
I just started reading this today, but I have found it delightful so far. As a previous reviewer has stated, I love that you counterbalance the sweetness of the romantic pairing with the silly humor of our other favorite characters. I will be looking forwards to any future updates, and the poem at the end was certainly motivational for a review.
Summary: 
Pam's discovered the world of internet chat rooms. Jim can't resist the chance to be near her in cyberspace. Spoilers up to Cocktails.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 84660 Read Count: 288885 ePub Downloads: 114
Pam's discovered the world of internet chat rooms. Jim can't resist the chance to be near her in cyberspace. Spoilers up to Cocktails. Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 84660 Read Count: 288885 ePub Downloads: 114
[Report This] Published: March 04, 2007 Updated: May 22, 2007
Reviewer: inconsume Signed
Date: March 07, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: And sawdust restaurants with oyster-shells
Date: March 07, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: And sawdust restaurants with oyster-shells
Oh, the internet chat room: one of the best fanfic cliches ever, when it's done right. I look forward to more.
Author's Response: Yes, it's been fun to write - glad you are enjoying it!
Reviewer: inconsume Signed
Date: March 21, 2007 Title: Chapter 8: Time to turn back and descend the stair
Date: March 21, 2007 Title: Chapter 8: Time to turn back and descend the stair
Glad to see more of this. There's one tiny typo, I think. Should this "by" be "but"? "Of course I will. I'm your HR representative, by I'm also you're friend. I'll help in any way I can.” Also, I hate to be such a nitpicker, but "I hope you will chose more wisely in the future, but for now," should have "choose," not "chose." I'm only saying this because I am enjoying this story so much, and it could be just that little teeny tiny bit more perfect. I look forward to more, hopefully soon?
Reviewer: inconsume Signed
Date: April 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 14: For I have known them all already, known them all
Date: April 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 14: For I have known them all already, known them all
Oh ho ho! The truth will out.
Summary: Sometime post Return. Jim drives Pam home and smuttiness ensues.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Oneshot, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2290 Read Count: 13876 ePub Downloads: 3
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Oneshot, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2290 Read Count: 13876 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: March 11, 2007 Updated: March 11, 2007
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Date: March 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: born on a desert floor, you've the deepest thirst
10 Date: March 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: born on a desert floor, you've the deepest thirst
Oh God. That was amazing - intense, hot, and unbelievably painful. It seemed very real, to the show and to life. I suppsoe that's what makes it so "hurty" as another reviewer put it. And though it was horrible of Jim, it was not even remotely out of the scope of what we've seen his character do. And yet... ow. Thank you so much for writing this. It was a thrilling read.
Summary:
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6643 Read Count: 23084 ePub Downloads: 5
My very own requisite, post-"Cocktails" fight/angst/smut fest.
I apologize to everyone who's tired of the FIGHT!ness of all these post-Cocktails stories, but I promise it's worth it. I hope. I also apologize to everyone who has already read this through Livejournal, but it took me a long time to get this site to work for me.
Disclaimer: I own none of these characters, I do not profit off of them, and no infringement is intended.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6643 Read Count: 23084 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: March 16, 2007 Updated: March 26, 2007
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Date: March 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: never get up again
Date: March 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: never get up again
This is amazing - very intense and scary and powerful. I look forward to more.
Summary:
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Karen, Other
Genres: Angst, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Moderate sexual content, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 15365 Read Count: 50673 ePub Downloads: 8
A shockingly accurate post-cocktails fic written during the hainous. Jim rebuffs Pam's apologies and while distraught at the grocery store she meets a handsome stranger who catches Karen's eye too.
EPILOGUE ADDED :) STORY FINISHED! I had to change it to Explicit Sexual Content so avoid the epilogue if that isn't really your thing.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Karen, Other
Genres: Angst, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Moderate sexual content, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 15365 Read Count: 50673 ePub Downloads: 8
[Report This] Published: March 24, 2007 Updated: May 16, 2007
Reviewer: inconsume Signed
Date: March 25, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Saving Lives
Date: March 25, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Saving Lives
Jackson is quite adorable. I have to admit that I died a little inside at the thought of another post-Cocktails story, but this one has won me over, largely because you are not afraid to go with a different angle, but also because you have a lovely, straight-forward writing style. I look forward to more. Any guesses on when?
Reviewer: inconsume Signed
Date: April 30, 2007 Title: Chapter 9: Being Friends is Harder Than It Looks
Date: April 30, 2007 Title: Chapter 9: Being Friends is Harder Than It Looks
Ohmygod, don't mention NADPH ever again. AAAAAAH BIO! (I mean, enjoying this a great deal and glad you're keeping up to give everyone else who's supposed to be studying something good to read.)
Summary: Member's Choice - Pam thought she was throwing these letters away. But what happens when your garbage doesn't stay in the garbage? Set mid-season 3.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Other, Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 19 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 47299 Read Count: 182031 ePub Downloads: 33
Member's Choice - Pam thought she was throwing these letters away. But what happens when your garbage doesn't stay in the garbage? Set mid-season 3.Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Other, Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 19 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 47299 Read Count: 182031 ePub Downloads: 33
[Report This] Published: March 25, 2007 Updated: April 01, 2008
Reviewer: inconsume Signed
Date: March 25, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: the deep end...
Date: March 25, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: the deep end...
You've got a lovely little set-up here, and I would really enjoy reading if you continued. That's just my two cents.
Author's Response: Thanks! I'm glad you like it so far. And your two cents along with everyone else's has added up to enough money for me to keep going, so check back soon!
Summary: Michael decides to take his sales dream team on a little trip and pulls Pam along for the ride. Spoilers through Cocktails.
Categories: Other, Alternate Universe
Characters: Angela, Bob Vance, Dwight, Jan, Jim, Karen, Michael, Pam, Pam/Other, Phyllis, Ryan, Stanley
Genres: None
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 44699 Read Count: 129817 ePub Downloads: 45
Michael decides to take his sales dream team on a little trip and pulls Pam along for the ride. Spoilers through Cocktails.Categories: Other, Alternate Universe
Characters: Angela, Bob Vance, Dwight, Jan, Jim, Karen, Michael, Pam, Pam/Other, Phyllis, Ryan, Stanley
Genres: None
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 44699 Read Count: 129817 ePub Downloads: 45
[Report This] Published: March 27, 2007 Updated: April 17, 2007
Reviewer: inconsume Signed
Date: March 29, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: The suspense is just so exciting, isn't it?
Date: March 29, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: The suspense is just so exciting, isn't it?
Oh, I love this. I can't help but smile all the way through. I enjoy how you capture Pam's friendship with Karen. It's always upsetting when authors forget that they actually like each other. And Ryan is still such a little fratty. Jim's an ass to feel threatened. I am very much enjoying watching this one progress.
Author's Response: I love the Pam/Karen friendship, sooo much. I know its been strained on the show recently (but maybe not since they were friendly in BF), but I see them as getting along, especially when Karen doesn't feel threatened by Pam. Thanks for the comment!
Reviewer: inconsume Signed
Date: March 30, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: I think you're thinking of the Hunt for Red October
Date: March 30, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: I think you're thinking of the Hunt for Red October
You may not believe this, but, unlike Jim and Pam, I have actually never seen the Titanic. Nevertheless, I was quite literally laughing out loud at Pam's fake emotionality. Nice one!
Author's Response: Well you aren't missing much... really, haha. I haven't seen it since it was in theaters so I was pretty much going on memory and IMDB.com, I'm glad it was still readable! ;)
Summary: Jim finds a dark new side of himself after the Roy attack. Pam and Karen get their first glimpses of it... Update: Ch4 -- Story concludes -- Jim and Pam have their showdown.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Pam
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4558 Read Count: 14642 ePub Downloads: 3
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Pam
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4558 Read Count: 14642 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: April 07, 2007 Updated: April 10, 2007
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Date: April 07, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Twisting the Knife
Date: April 07, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Twisting the Knife
*cue dramatic music*
I'm enjoying this. Good luck with further continuations!
Summary:
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam, Phyllis, Toby
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3435 Read Count: 9854 ePub Downloads: 3
Jim gets fussy and Pam gets fed up.
Spoilers through The Negotiation.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam, Phyllis, Toby
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3435 Read Count: 9854 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: April 08, 2007 Updated: April 08, 2007
Reviewer: inconsume Signed
Date: April 08, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Date: April 08, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
This is lovely. I especially like the texture of it - the balance of action and thought.
Summary:
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Karen
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9894 Read Count: 190665 ePub Downloads: 31
Pam and Jim decide to get it out of their system...Literally. This idea just wouldn't get out of head, especially after all the fight fics, I figure there has to be another way to get rid of the sexual tension- why not actual 'casual' sex. Oh and it's going to really backfire. P.S. This is way fluffier than my usual stuff AND almost finished too. So there's that.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Karen
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9894 Read Count: 190665 ePub Downloads: 31
[Report This] Published: April 08, 2007 Updated: April 16, 2007
Reviewer: inconsume Signed
Date: April 08, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Prologue- I Dare You to Screw Me
Author's Response: fixed! thanks
Date: April 08, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Prologue- I Dare You to Screw Me
I love this premise. I giggled and snorted the whole way through this chapter and can barely wait for more. One little correction/typo is that "and I now that," is missing a K. Looking forward to more.
Author's Response: fixed! thanks
Reviewer: inconsume Signed
Date: April 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: That Was a Great Fight....We Should Do It Again
Date: April 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: That Was a Great Fight....We Should Do It Again
Heeeeeeee!
(sorry, better review when it's not 2AM on a Tuesday night.)
Reviewer: inconsume Signed
Date: April 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: So, Dinner First? Or Should We Get Right To It?
Date: April 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: So, Dinner First? Or Should We Get Right To It?
Hurrah! You promise more. Will it be before or after I finally start my homework? The only solution is to refresh this page constantly and get no homework done at all.
Reviewer: inconsume Signed 9
Date: April 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: I'm Sure It Will Be the Worst Sex of My Life
9 Date: April 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: I'm Sure It Will Be the Worst Sex of My Life
This still has me giggling nervously and humming in excitement. Good on you.
Author's Response: I really honestly believe the best is yet to come (not tomorrow but the day after's chapter, it's a humdinger)
Summary: Dunder-Mifflin's Quarterly Comraderie Event takes the office to basic training! Competition and hilarity ensue.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Humor
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10074 Read Count: 22499 ePub Downloads: 0
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Humor
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10074 Read Count: 22499 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 08, 2007 Updated: April 26, 2007
Reviewer: inconsume Signed
Date: April 08, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: A Few Good Men
Date: April 08, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: A Few Good Men
This is delightful. I would be interested to see where it is going.
Author's Response: There's more to come! Thanks for reading!
Summary: Everyone's favorite orphan girl comes to Avonlea! Pam, Jim and Roy are Anne, Gil and...Roy. Now complete.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Crossover, Alternate Universe
Characters: Angela, Bob Vance, Creed, David Wallace, Dwight, Ensemble, Jan, Jim, Katy, Kelly, Kevin, Meredith, Michael, Oscar, Pam, Phyllis, Phyllis/Bob Vance, Ryan, Stanley, Toby
Genres: Angst, Childhood, Fluff, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 41619 Read Count: 48296 ePub Downloads: 2
Everyone's favorite orphan girl comes to Avonlea! Pam, Jim and Roy are Anne, Gil and...Roy. Now complete.Categories: Jim and Pam, Crossover, Alternate Universe
Characters: Angela, Bob Vance, Creed, David Wallace, Dwight, Ensemble, Jan, Jim, Katy, Kelly, Kevin, Meredith, Michael, Oscar, Pam, Phyllis, Phyllis/Bob Vance, Ryan, Stanley, Toby
Genres: Angst, Childhood, Fluff, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 41619 Read Count: 48296 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: April 17, 2007 Updated: November 22, 2007
Reviewer: inconsume Signed 10
Date: May 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: Pam Is Invited To Tea With Tragic Results
10 Date: May 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: Pam Is Invited To Tea With Tragic Results
I've been avoiding reading this because I could never get through the real Green Gables books and an Office adaptation sounded, honestly, ridiculous. You pulled this off so beautifully and I am now eagerly awaiting more. It is a lovely style, sweet and true. I find that I don't mind re-living fandom moments, though they often bother me in AU fics, because this has such an original flavor. I eagerly await more. Thanks for writing!
Author's Response: Wow, this is a huge compliment- I felt the same way when I first thought of it, I generally don't read AU fics all that much,though there are a few I love dearly. Thanks so much for reading!!
Summary: When the building has to be evacuated, Pam takes the initiative to start another round of games with everyone from the office, bringing laughs, confessions, and some much needed bonding between herself and Jim.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Humor, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4122 Read Count: 9296 ePub Downloads: 0
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Humor, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4122 Read Count: 9296 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 20, 2007 Updated: April 25, 2007
Reviewer: inconsume Signed
Date: April 20, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Gather 'round
Date: April 20, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Gather 'round
He would rather sit facing Kevin, of course!
Lovely start, by the way.
Summary:
Categories: Alternate Universe, Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst, Childhood, Inner Monologue, Romance, Travel
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 40335 Read Count: 157464 ePub Downloads: 42
Member's Choice - “My father died, so I’ll need a few days.” She explained in an unaffected sounding voice that surprised even herself. The three other parties in the room were stunned into silence. Jim spoke first. “Jesus, Pam…” She stood with her back to him and addressed Michael as if Jim had not made a sound…as if Jim did not exist. It was the only way.
Categories: Alternate Universe, Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst, Childhood, Inner Monologue, Romance, Travel
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 40335 Read Count: 157464 ePub Downloads: 42
[Report This] Published: April 20, 2007 Updated: June 03, 2007
Reviewer: inconsume Signed
Date: April 24, 2007 Title: Chapter 9: Hands, pockets, mothers, and beds.
Date: April 24, 2007 Title: Chapter 9: Hands, pockets, mothers, and beds.
You're right - a classic. Good luck with that one.
Reviewer: inconsume Signed
Date: April 21, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Nice of you to join us, Beesly.
Date: April 21, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Nice of you to join us, Beesly.
Love it. Didn't expect such a great story to come out of a premise like this (not really a criticism, just saying, you know), but you bring something new to it. I do hope you continue with the regular updates.
Author's Response:
I hear you. This is usually one of my least favorite kinds of stories. I think I just wanted to write one that was honest and real and not just an excuse for Pam to cry on Jim's shoulder, although I guess she did her share of that. lol.
Glad you're enjoying it. Keep reading and letting me know your thoughts!
Summary:
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 17 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 33203 Read Count: 37566 ePub Downloads: 2
There once was a knight of the ancient family Halpert. He did battle for the hand of the maiden Beasley.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 17 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 33203 Read Count: 37566 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: April 29, 2007 Updated: September 25, 2007
Reviewer: inconsume Signed 10
Date: May 19, 2007 Title: Chapter 11: Chapter 11 - The tale of Progney and Philomene
10 Date: May 19, 2007 Title: Chapter 11: Chapter 11 - The tale of Progney and Philomene
I adore this particular chapter. It is my favorite by far. So sweet and interesting enough that I didn't even think of skipping any of the story.
Reviewer: inconsume Signed 10
Date: May 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9 - An Irish knight amongst the cinders
10 Date: May 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9 - An Irish knight amongst the cinders
A story that never should have worked, but in the right hands seems perfect. Thank you for writing this. I look forward to more.
Author's Response:
Thank you! I had been mulling over this for weeks and finally figured out where I wanted to set it in Britain and then everything came together!