Summary: After the end of civilization, the workers of the Office try to find a new life in the wreckage. Strangely, not much changes.
Categories: Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Humor, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes
Word count: 886 Read Count: 1345 ePub Downloads: 0
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[Report This] Published: August 09, 2007 Updated: August 09, 2007
Reviewer: Cousin Mose Signed
Date: August 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: The Year of the Diamond Dogs
Author's Response: Wow, praise from Caesar. Thanks, Mose... it was actually you and Wert that finally convinced me to archive my stuff here, so the blame falls squarely on you. \r\n\r\nActually, there\'s a lot of truth to that...I originally wrote this one out of sheer boredom and posted it on a whim, it was only the great response I got that drove me to keep writing Office stories, so you really do have a large chunk of resposibility in creating the monster that is HalloweenJack138... and yet, somehow, you can still sleep at night. \r\n\r\nAs for the fine art of \"jimming,\" I can\'t thank you enough for spreading that around as much as you have. If that word every really enters into every day speech, I can leave the stage a champion. As for Warlord Dwight... who better?\r\n\r\nThanks once again, Mose... thanks for letting me crash here for a while, I\'ll try not raid the fridge too much.
Date: August 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: The Year of the Diamond Dogs
JACK!! Imagine my surprise to see a flood of your stories here all of a sudden?!? Wert and I have been telling everyone to go and read your stuff for weeks now, so it's a thrill to see you finally make it over here.
As for this story, what can I say? I read it approximately one week after I wrote my very first Office story, and I thought to myself "Wow...here's a guy who is either a certified genius or an authentic whacko!" (Yes, I think to myself in Ghostbusters quotes...what of it?)
As it turns out, you're probably a pretty even split between the two, or at least 60/40.
I kid. This story will always hold a special place in my heart, as it's the original source for so many fantastic things: Jim "Jimming," the inclusion of talking heads (both of which I stole blatantly from you), and Dwight as post-apocaylptic warlord. Which, really is the only logical step for a mid-level salesman in an eastern Pennsylvania paper company.
So may I just say again how thrilled I am to see you around these parts? Make yourself at home.
Author's Response: Wow, praise from Caesar. Thanks, Mose... it was actually you and Wert that finally convinced me to archive my stuff here, so the blame falls squarely on you. \r\n\r\nActually, there\'s a lot of truth to that...I originally wrote this one out of sheer boredom and posted it on a whim, it was only the great response I got that drove me to keep writing Office stories, so you really do have a large chunk of resposibility in creating the monster that is HalloweenJack138... and yet, somehow, you can still sleep at night. \r\n\r\nAs for the fine art of \"jimming,\" I can\'t thank you enough for spreading that around as much as you have. If that word every really enters into every day speech, I can leave the stage a champion. As for Warlord Dwight... who better?\r\n\r\nThanks once again, Mose... thanks for letting me crash here for a while, I\'ll try not raid the fridge too much.
Summary: The sudden death of a coworker causes Jim to reflect on their past relationship.
Categories: Future
Characters: Dwight, Jim
Genres: Angst
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 816 Read Count: 1311 ePub Downloads: 0
Categories: Future
Characters: Dwight, Jim
Genres: Angst
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 816 Read Count: 1311 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 09, 2007 Updated: August 09, 2007
Reviewer: Cousin Mose Signed
Date: August 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Bring on the Major Leagues
Author's Response: Yeah, I actually went out of my way to not write Jim\'s wife as Karen or Pam... she was originally in the scene to give him a cup of coffee or tea, but I was afraid that everyone would see that as a clue.\r\n\r\nAnyway, thanks for writing, Mose
Date: August 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Bring on the Major Leagues
Even though it's never mentioned, you realize that everyone will assume that Jim's wife in this story is Pam? I'm just sayin...
That's neither here nor there, because truly a eulogy that beings with a line from "Jabberwocky" demands one's full attention. Brilliance personified.
Author's Response: Yeah, I actually went out of my way to not write Jim\'s wife as Karen or Pam... she was originally in the scene to give him a cup of coffee or tea, but I was afraid that everyone would see that as a clue.\r\n\r\nAnyway, thanks for writing, Mose
Summary: Dwight tries to deal with Angela's love of cats. It's less a Dwangela fluff than it is a Dwangela fuzz.
Categories: Present
Characters: Dwight/Angela
Genres: Drabble, Humor, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 273 Read Count: 1586 ePub Downloads: 0
Categories: Present
Characters: Dwight/Angela
Genres: Drabble, Humor, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 273 Read Count: 1586 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 09, 2007 Updated: August 09, 2007
Reviewer: Cousin Mose Signed
Date: August 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Putting out the fire with gasoline
Author's Response: Yeah, one of my numerous \"lie back and think of England\" jokes, \'cos, you know, I like tasteful humor, tastefully done.\r\n\r\n
Date: August 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Putting out the fire with gasoline
"I am going to pet you...please remain completely motionless during the act."
Why do I suspect that Mr. Mittens isn't the only one to hear Dwight say that?
*shudder*
Author's Response: Yeah, one of my numerous \"lie back and think of England\" jokes, \'cos, you know, I like tasteful humor, tastefully done.\r\n\r\n
Summary: Like most of the rest of the world, Dwight and Michael are terrified that Dwight is about to be a father.
Categories: Future
Characters: Dwight/Angela, Ensemble, Michael
Genres: Angst, Humor, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3113 Read Count: 1815 ePub Downloads: 0
Categories: Future
Characters: Dwight/Angela, Ensemble, Michael
Genres: Angst, Humor, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3113 Read Count: 1815 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 09, 2007 Updated: August 09, 2007
Reviewer: Cousin Mose Signed
Date: August 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Nothing sounds quite like the 808
Date: August 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Nothing sounds quite like the 808
This is one of my all-time favorite Jack stories, hands down. And I'm serious when I said we had to start a band named "Mangelwurzel" immediately. As in now.
Author's Response: Thanks Mose, this was definitely one of the hardest things I ever tried to write, so I can\'t tell you how much I appreciate hearing that you enjoyed it. \r\n\r\nAndd, hey, I\'m all for starting a band (we could play exclusively beet-based music), commuting for gigs and whatnot could be potentially difficult, though.
Summary: Break out your scratchy vinyl copy of Dark Side of the Moon and marvel as the crew from Scranton take to the stage.
Categories: Present
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Humor
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1333 Read Count: 907 ePub Downloads: 0
Categories: Present
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Humor
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1333 Read Count: 907 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 09, 2007 Updated: August 09, 2007
Reviewer: Cousin Mose Signed 
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Date: August 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Prologue
10 Date: August 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Prologue
Genius comes in many forms. But I think we can all agree that this story falls under the Wile E. Cotoye-SUPER GENUIS banner, and every good thing that implies.
Author's Response: Thank you, my friend, but I prefer to think of myself as a Hubert J Farnsworth-style absent-minded professor-type... which hopefully explains my countless typographical errors. Hey, are you or Wert interested in writing a chapter of this one? I kinda feel like this story lends itself to a looser, more collaborative structure than I generally use.
Summary: 
Pam takes a trip to Target, buys a swimsuit, and gets some inspiration from an unlikely source.
Categories: Other, Episode Related
Characters: Karen, Pam
Genres: Inner Monologue, Oneshot, Weekend
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2370 Read Count: 2890 ePub Downloads: 1
Pam takes a trip to Target, buys a swimsuit, and gets some inspiration from an unlikely source.Categories: Other, Episode Related
Characters: Karen, Pam
Genres: Inner Monologue, Oneshot, Weekend
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2370 Read Count: 2890 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: August 13, 2007 Updated: August 13, 2007
Reviewer: Cousin Mose Signed 9
Date: August 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Author's Response: Mose, thanks so much for the review, and for your kind comments in the chat which inspired me to get this out of my head and onto the computer screen!
9 Date: August 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Sudz!! This is so fantastic! This was like a superhero story: "Fancy New Beesly and the Swimsuit of Doom!" :) Seriously, though, I love your take on Pam's inner struggles with trying not to think about Ji--er---Voldem---uh... You-know-who, which totally was not working for her. I mean, come on...it's like Jim trying not to think about Pam! Of course he is!
I thought it was a stroke of genius to have Pam's inspiration come from Karen of all people. And I loved the thought "Why couldn't we be friends?" Only to have Pam follow that logic to it's inevitable conclusion and get mad at Jim for "ruining everything." Hilarious stuff.
I think this is a winner, and to think it's your first shot out of the gate! I hope we see more from you, 'cause this was great!
Author's Response: Mose, thanks so much for the review, and for your kind comments in the chat which inspired me to get this out of my head and onto the computer screen!
Summary: A summer divertissement in nine innings. Team Dunder takes on organized softball and find themselves facing a familiar rival. This is set in the summer between seasons 3 and 4, after The Job and before Fun Run.
Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Adult language
Challenges: Play Ball!
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 13763 Read Count: 23511 ePub Downloads: 1
A summer divertissement in nine innings. Team Dunder takes on organized softball and find themselves facing a familiar rival. This is set in the summer between seasons 3 and 4, after The Job and before Fun Run.Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Adult language
Challenges: Play Ball!
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 13763 Read Count: 23511 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: August 20, 2007 Updated: August 20, 2007
Reviewer: Cousin Mose Signed
Date: August 22, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: ROTATION
Date: August 22, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: ROTATION
Oh, ouch! Poor Pam! See, now I'm all nervous for her... luckily, I don't have to wait for this to be updated! :)
Author's Response: Yeah, I don't like posting incomplete stories, "ROYGBIV" and "Sunny" notwithstanding. I prefer to give my readers the whole experience.
Reviewer: Cousin Mose Signed
Date: August 22, 2007 Title: Chapter 9: HOMERUN
Author's Response: Wow! Wow! I'm ... extremely flattered. Thank you! Can't do better than "Casey at the Bat". I appreciate all your many comments, Cousin Mose. It was very kind of you.
Date: August 22, 2007 Title: Chapter 9: HOMERUN
I feel the best way to summarize my joy with this story is by reciting part of an epic poem. So, with apologies to Ernest Lawrence Thayer...
"Oh, somewhere in this favored land the sun is shining bright;
The band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light,
And somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout;
But there is much joy in Scranton--for Jim and Pam will not strike out!"
Bravo!!
Author's Response: Wow! Wow! I'm ... extremely flattered. Thank you! Can't do better than "Casey at the Bat". I appreciate all your many comments, Cousin Mose. It was very kind of you.
Reviewer: Cousin Mose Signed
Date: August 22, 2007 Title: Chapter 8: RELIEF
Date: August 22, 2007 Title: Chapter 8: RELIEF
Wow...who knew sports cream and gatorade could be so romantic? :) Still loving this story!
Author's Response: For me, the romantic part was the rubbing, but that's just my inner Pam speaking. :) Glad you still like this!
Reviewer: Cousin Mose Signed
Date: August 22, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: BREAK
Author's Response: Hey, my company softball games had beer breaks, so ... win! I figured for Meredith's sake they probably would have soft-pedaled the beer and focused on food. And I had to get Kevin's grill in there!
Date: August 22, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: BREAK
Awww...now this chapter was all sorts of sweet and fun. Pam and Jim being all awkward...Pam sketching Jim while he dozed... Very nice stuff!
And I wish the softball games I played had lunch breaks in the middle! :)
Author's Response: Hey, my company softball games had beer breaks, so ... win! I figured for Meredith's sake they probably would have soft-pedaled the beer and focused on food. And I had to get Kevin's grill in there!
Reviewer: Cousin Mose Signed
Date: August 22, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: RINGER
Date: August 22, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: RINGER
Wow, way to go Meredith! Who would have guessed? And I love Andy's tantrum with the bat, and the fact that Michael thinks that getting to first base is the same as a home run. (So...many...jokes!) Great work!
Author's Response: I'm addicted to taking minor characters out of the shadows and giving them Special Powers. So Meredith works perfectly for me. :) Glad you're enjoying this!
Reviewer: Cousin Mose Signed
Date: August 22, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: SCORE!
Author's Response: Heh heh heh. Thanks!
Date: August 22, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: SCORE!
::snort:: foulstrike...Australian rules... ::snort::
This is killing me!
Author's Response: Heh heh heh. Thanks!
Reviewer: Cousin Mose Signed
Date: August 22, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: PRE-GAME
Date: August 22, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: PRE-GAME
Okay, I have a feeling that this is going to be a great story, and it's only the first chapter! But come on...with Michael in golf shoes and still-has-the-tag-on-it Phillies jersey, how can it not be?
Author's Response: ::smort:: Hey, it's Michael's lucky tag, remember? I'm glad you're reading this, Cousin Mose. Not to get all sexist or anything, but I always want to know if guys think I got the sports stuff right...
Reviewer: Cousin Mose Signed
Date: August 22, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: FAIRPLAY
Author's Response: Woot! Individual chapter reviews? Thank you! I feel special!
Date: August 22, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: FAIRPLAY
His expression said he thought he might be being teased, but wasn't sure.
That so perfectly captures Andy! It's sixteen flavors of dawesome!
And nice twist, having Devon coming back as the umpire. I'm sure he'll be totally impartial! /sarcasm.
Great job thus far! :)
Author's Response: Woot! Individual chapter reviews? Thank you! I feel special!
Reviewer: Cousin Mose Signed
Date: August 22, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: WARMUP
Author's Response: Yeah, Hot!Pam in a mask is a little weird, even for Cousin Mose. :) But I'm glad you like it, so that's even weirder...
Date: August 22, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: WARMUP
Yep. I was right. I love this story! It's just such a natural fit for everyone to play softball like this. I would love to see something like this in S4!
And I don't know why...but Pam in a catchers' mask? Guh! Hot stuff! (Okay...so that was a little weird...even for me...) I don't know, though...I think she could make it look good!
Author's Response: Yeah, Hot!Pam in a mask is a little weird, even for Cousin Mose. :) But I'm glad you like it, so that's even weirder...
Summary: What if there was no Fancy New Beesly? A return to The Merger, complete with all the angsty-Jam trimmings.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Pam, Pam/Roy, Roy
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1449 Read Count: 3465 ePub Downloads: 0
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Pam, Pam/Roy, Roy
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1449 Read Count: 3465 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 22, 2007 Updated: August 22, 2007
Reviewer: Cousin Mose Signed 10
Date: August 22, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Just like you said it would be
Author's Response: Aw thanks, Mose! I'm glad you liked it. I don't know why I suddenly felt inspired to write something so angsty, but I'm hoping my subconcious isn't trying to send me a message or something... Seriously though, thanks for the review!
10 Date: August 22, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Just like you said it would be
Oh...wow. This was so sad, but so, SO good! So delicately written, yet so full of powerful images and emotions. And way to take a tired old chestnut like "some things never change" and breathe new (yet sad) life into it!
Just...wow.
Author's Response: Aw thanks, Mose! I'm glad you liked it. I don't know why I suddenly felt inspired to write something so angsty, but I'm hoping my subconcious isn't trying to send me a message or something... Seriously though, thanks for the review!
Summary: Jim and Pam try to find their way back. Hopefully without a national audience. Spoilers up to The Job.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Andy, Jim, Jim/Pam, Michael, Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Inner Monologue, Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4112 Read Count: 6875 ePub Downloads: 2
Jim and Pam try to find their way back. Hopefully without a national audience. Spoilers up to The Job. Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Andy, Jim, Jim/Pam, Michael, Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Inner Monologue, Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4112 Read Count: 6875 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: August 22, 2007 Updated: August 22, 2007
Reviewer: Cousin Mose Signed
Date: August 23, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Love's Such An Old-Fashioned Word
Author's Response:
Date: August 23, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Love's Such An Old-Fashioned Word
This was all kinds of fabulous! Just when you thought the "date" had been already told to death, you come along and give new life to it! So many lovely images in here, from "second chances that could be last chances," to the fact that they wind up at the camera crew's favorite hangout. Just loved it all the way around.
Oh, and when Vanilla Ice is roasting in the fires of Hades for ripping of "Under Pressure," he can play tennis with MC Hammer for ripping off "Super Freak." :)
Author's Response:
All kinds of fabulous is one of my favourite compliments, ever. Thanks! I'm so glad it felt "new", because the idea stuck with me, but I didn't want to it be same old, same old.
Maybe there is a special ring of hell, reserved for those who crappily rip off music and people who talk at the theatre? Perhaps Rhianna can be Hammer and Ice's ball girl, for putting forth the "Wanna Be Startin' Something" ripoff atrocity currently sweeping the nation.
Summary:
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Angst, Oneshot, Romance, Steamy, Weekend
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1269 Read Count: 4705 ePub Downloads: 0
Post- Email Surveillance. After Jim's BBQ, Pam stays to help clean up, and something more happens.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Angst, Oneshot, Romance, Steamy, Weekend
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1269 Read Count: 4705 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 23, 2007 Updated: August 23, 2007
Reviewer: Cousin Mose Signed
Date: August 24, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Author's Response: Hahahahee!! That was the best review everrr. Thank you! Heee. I think I'm going to quote you in my instant messager profile. cuz this was awesome. Especially that last line.
Thank you again!!
Date: August 24, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Whoa.... um...yeah. ::thud::
1. Go make sure you don't have any other "hidden" documents.
2. Now.
3. Do it right now.
4. Go on, I'll wait here.
Brain broken. Your fault. Mose no can make pretty wurds now. Him talk like funi cat piktures! :)
Author's Response: Hahahahee!! That was the best review everrr. Thank you! Heee. I think I'm going to quote you in my instant messager profile. cuz this was awesome. Especially that last line.
Thank you again!!
Summary: A set of three vignettes over three years at Scranton's local county fair.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past
Characters: Dwight, Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam, Pam/Roy
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Weekend
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7803 Read Count: 8876 ePub Downloads: 0
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past
Characters: Dwight, Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam, Pam/Roy
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Weekend
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7803 Read Count: 8876 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 27, 2007 Updated: October 23, 2007
Reviewer: Cousin Mose Signed 9
Date: October 23, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Jim and Karen in the Art Barn
9 Date: October 23, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Jim and Karen in the Art Barn
Oh...wow! This chapter was a tour-de-force of awesomnosity! (Yeah, it'll be a word one day).
You captured all these little vignettes so wonderfully, it felt like watching an actual episode. I loved Jim and Pam's conversation about the mirrors (I won both a Def Leppard AND a Trans Am mirror when I was a kid.), and Creed in the hay caused me to snort out loud. :)
I guess my only wish would have been to see a little more of the Winnebago trip, but then, this story was about being at the fair, not on a road trip. :)
Off to read the next chapter!
Reviewer: Cousin Mose Signed 10
Date: October 23, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Pam and Jim in the Photo Booth
10 Date: October 23, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Pam and Jim in the Photo Booth
Sneaky!Jam is great. I just pictured this being part of their summer vacation prior to the Fun Run outing. :) And if that's the case, then yeah, I'd have to agree with Jim that it's going really great. :)
Fabulous job with this story! Do you forsee any future trips to the fair? Andy and Angela perchance? Darryl and Kelly? Dwight and a giant kumquat?
Reviewer: Cousin Mose Signed 9
Date: October 23, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Pam and Roy in front of The Zipper
9 Date: October 23, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Pam and Roy in front of The Zipper
How am I just discovering this little gem now? 'Scuse me whilst I kick myself, okay? :)
I could totally picture everyone at the fair, and could just about smell that odd fair mixture of corn dogs, caramel, and deep fried foods that is so unique. You've done a great job here in setting all this up.
And let's hear it for penguin/car safety! :) Excellent!
Summary: “I cut hair, you know.” Jim gets his infamous haircut from someone he least expected.
Categories: Episode Related, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 948 Read Count: 3135 ePub Downloads: 1
Categories: Episode Related, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 948 Read Count: 3135 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: August 27, 2007 Updated: August 27, 2007
Reviewer: Cousin Mose Signed 8
Date: August 28, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
8 Date: August 28, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Hey, what a great surprise to wake up and find this story waiting for me! How did i not know about this ahead of time? That's harsh, Swiff. :P
I kid, I kid...
I love so many of the things that this story chooses to be, from the different tense you write it in, to Dwight trying to prove mathematically that Andy is evil, to Pam's volume knob (brilliant, by the way), to the wonderful awkwardness of the haircut itself. I suppose if I had one criticism, it would be that I wish the story was a little longer. (Ironic, given the story's title, yes? :P)
Excellent job, as always!
Caution: High Heels Can Be Dangerous to Your Health (and Your Friendships) by PuffingNoise Rated: K+ [Reviews - 16] 11
11 Summary: Pam wears some spiky high heels and breaks her ankle at the office. Jim takes care of her. Bone-breaking, faux-relationship building, and friendship-breaking ensue before it's all put back together again.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Michael, Pam
Genres: Angst, Holiday, Oneshot, Romance, Hurt/Comfort, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3770 Read Count: 7550 ePub Downloads: 2
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Michael, Pam
Genres: Angst, Holiday, Oneshot, Romance, Hurt/Comfort, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3770 Read Count: 7550 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: August 28, 2007 Updated: August 28, 2007
Reviewer: Cousin Mose Signed 9
Date: August 28, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Author's Response: I always look forward to your reviews. :o) I'm glad this story was believable in the context of the show. Thanks so much for the review!!
9 Date: August 28, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Puff, this was fabulous! So many tender and bittersweet moments, moments that are absolutely believable and could easily have taken place within the universe of the show.
There's just something about a sick or hurt Pam that makes your heart just go out to her, isn't there? :)
Okay...so go see if you've got any more unfinished stories lurking about! :)
Author's Response: I always look forward to your reviews. :o) I'm glad this story was believable in the context of the show. Thanks so much for the review!!
Summary: The moon, Pam, Jim and a sudden decision reached between them. Pure, unadulterated fluff inspired by last night's lunar eclipse.
Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2518 Read Count: 3738 ePub Downloads: 1
Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2518 Read Count: 3738 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: August 28, 2007 Updated: August 28, 2007
Reviewer: Cousin Mose Signed 10
Date: August 28, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Eclipse
Author's Response:
10 Date: August 28, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Eclipse
"And all that is now...and all that is done...and all that's to come, and everything under the sun is in tune, but the sun is eclipsed by the moon." - Pink Floyd
Yeah, that was the very first thing that went through my mind when I read the title of your story. :)
NEJ, this was so disgustingly sweet and lovely I can't even stand it!! And I mean that in the very best possible sense! Really, just a fantastic little glimpse into this quiet scene between these two kids. Bravo!
"There's no dark side of the moon, really...matter of fact, it's all dark."
Author's Response:
Mose, you have got to buy a new CD. I love the Floyd, too, but there have been more recent albums...:D
Glad you enjoyed it. Yeah, it's so sweet I need insulin, but I have a feeling Season Four is going to be a rocky road for Jim and Pam, and I felt like giving them at least one nice moment. Thanks for reading!
Summary:
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Dwight, Ensemble, Jim/Pam, Michael
Genres: Humor, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9433 Read Count: 13392 ePub Downloads: 3
Michael's looking for a long lost relative - with (hopefully) hilarious results. Set S4ish - NO SPOILERS - with a healthy dose of a blissful Jim and Pam because I simply can't help myself.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Dwight, Ensemble, Jim/Pam, Michael
Genres: Humor, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9433 Read Count: 13392 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: August 29, 2007 Updated: January 21, 2008
Reviewer: Cousin Mose Signed 10
Date: January 21, 2008 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5
Author's Response:
10 Date: January 21, 2008 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5
xoxoxo, I have a question for you: How did you get you get to be so awesome? Really?
This is one of the funniest, most well-crafted, most MICHAEL story I think I've ever read here! Wow.. .I'm just... there aren't even enough words to describe all the things I love about what this story chooses to be. (See what you've reduced me to? I'm laughing so hard my sentences don't even make any sense!)
Bravo! (although I feel like we all should be supplicating before you like Wayne and Garth before Alice Cooper... "We're not Worthy!! We're not worthy!!" )
Author's Response:
Practice, Mose. Practice. :)
Thank you so much. I don't know what it is about Michael - but I'm getting really scared at how he seems to be haunting me.
I appreciate your cheering me on as I struggled to get to the finish, so thank you. :)