Bio:
Since I have nothing left to do after graduating from college, I have resorted to fanfiction. I am ashamed of myself (in the best possible way, of course).
I have not written fanfiction since my teenage years. So...if my stories do not please you, I apologize, and it's completely understandable. If they are awesome and you love them, great! :) I guess all those years of writing research papers have really paid off!
I like writing long things. I don't know why, I can't quite explain it. I'll set out to write something that's 5 chapters (tops) and it will turn into 15. When I tell a story...well, let's just say that I like to tell a story. :)
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Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Drunk Pam/Jim, Oneshot, Steamy, Weekend
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1993 Read Count: 6926 ePub Downloads: 1
Date: June 16, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Liquid Courage
Ho-ly. Fuck.
Wow.
......
I uh...need a moment.
That was really, really amazing.
Author's Response: I'm taking this moment to shamefully tell you I love Charcoal and Watercolors & The Fantasies of Jim and Pam. I just suck at reviewing sometimes. I'll amend that.
Categories: Other, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Katy, Jim/Other, Kelly/Other, Mark, Oscar, Phyllis/Bob Vance
Genres: Humor, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Challenges: Valentine Poker
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7459 Read Count: 7869 ePub Downloads: 0
Date: June 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Katy
First: I love that you responded to your own challenge. :) That really made me smile.
Second: This chapter ended a couple thousand words too soon. Please update quickly! :D
Third: Do we get a glimpse at all of Kelly and Ryan? And why is Jim abandoning his house and leaving them there alone? (Well, I guess the answer to that one might be a little obvious...)
Anyway, in any case, I will just be hanging around waiting for the next chapter. :)
Author's Response:
First: Ah, I made it a challenge because uncgirl and I both have stories, and we have things we'd like to see other people do, so...why not a challenge? Then some stories can be sweet and G-rated, some can be R-rated (or the MTT equivalents, anyway), and, who knows? Maybe it will get imaginations going.
Second: the second chapter is up. It's a whole different scenario, longer (TWSS), and much naughtier (TalsoWSS). Two chapters is it for now...until I come up with another idea that I know how to write.
Third: I hope someone else (perhaps Bailey08) will write the Kelly/Ryan story. And Jim's abandoning his house to go "git some", obviously! I don't think Kelly and Ryan would trash the place or anything. And he can't very well have Katy come to his place, because...his room is occupied. Perhaps noisily occupied. I don't know. If someone writes that Kelly/Ryan story, maybe we'll know.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Dream/Fantasy, Steamy, Weekend
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 12154 Read Count: 55733 ePub Downloads: 8
Date: June 18, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Con el Dedo (beruco)
OMG!!!
I was totally thinking over the weekend too how I have never seen a fic venturing into the subject of anal. And look at what you give us! :D Haha!
Am I psychic? No, no, probably not.
I can't wait for more! Heehee!
Author's Response: Psychic or...perusing the TWOP boards. lol
Date: June 20, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Movie Night (beruco)
GAH! And my boyfriend is in Boston!!!! *cries*
Words cannot describe how much I love this story and how freaking hot it is!
However, fists pounding on the keyboard can...perejfj;awa;dsfjksadf;as;dlkjfqopwuier;vjnvnaiopu
I can't wait for the last chapter. :D
Date: June 24, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Jackpot (sherlockelly)
*thud*
That is the sound of me dying. I'm dead. Game over!
You (both of you) are my hero. :D You write the prettiest (I don't think that's the right word) smut of all the smut.
Categories: Other, Past
Characters: Other, Pam
Genres: Childhood
Warnings: Adult language, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 715 Read Count: 1806 ePub Downloads: 0
Date: June 18, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Two Beds And A Coffee Machine
I liked it. Very nicely done. :)
And Two Beds and a Coffee Machine is seriously one of my favorite songs ever.
Author's Response:
Thanks!
I love love love that song, even though it is so sad and dark.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Steamy
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 657 Read Count: 7228 ePub Downloads: 3
Date: June 23, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
I have no idea why, but I almost lost it when I read this part:
"She’s been perusing thongs on the Victoria’s Secret website for the last fifteen minutes and imagining him pulling them down her thighs with his teeth."
Maybe because I can only wistfully imagine it...heh heh. :D
Good job!
Categories: Other
Characters: Michael
Genres: Humor, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 588 Read Count: 2081 ePub Downloads: 0
Date: June 25, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Musings
This line totally did me in: "Marry Jan? No, I don't think so. I mean yeah, maybe. But not soon. Her therapist thinks she needs more time to adjust to her new meds. And maybe find a job. And break her porn addiction. But after that, who knows." LOL!!!
Loved it!
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Drug Use/Abuse, Explicit sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7511 Read Count: 17838 ePub Downloads: 8
Date: June 28, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Drug Testing
I really like it. I like the chapter, I like the idea behind it, I like the future potential that it has. :)
Author's Response: Thank you! I hope you enjoy the second part. :)
Date: June 29, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: 11:30 on a Saturday night
Haha! I love the ending! :D And I really, really do like it! I can't wait to read the next chapter!
Author's Response: Ahahahha woo!
Jim and Pam having some bedroom fun, in response to the 55 word challenge.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Drabble
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Challenges: 55
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 51 Read Count: 2076 ePub Downloads: 0
Date: July 01, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
I never realized that 55 (well, 51 according to the MTT counters) words could be that sensual and evoke as much sensual emotion that it did (for me)! Awesome job! :)
Author's Response: Thanks so much for reviewing. You guys are all such an inspiration. I figured I'd jump in with something short and concise to start. I'm glad I was able to convey the emotions between them as well as the "heat", since that's what makes a good Jim/Pam story. Thanks again!
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Challenges: Daddy Jim, 55
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 426 Read Count: 35799 ePub Downloads: 0
Date: July 04, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: 110
So, so cute. :D And I loved the first chapter as well.
You totally rock the 55 challenge!! :)
Author's Response: :) Thanks!
Date: July 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: 220
Hee!! "Daddy Man Halpert?!" KILLED ME!
So cute.
Author's Response:
:-D Thanks!
Date: July 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: 275
I'm not even joking, I think I read this three times before I finally "got it". When I finally did...man, did I ever laugh. :D
Author's Response: Can I tell you, that's totally something I would do? Or. However! You; Punctuate: That" (I'm an English major, I really should know.) But thanks for the review and I'm glad it made you laugh (eventually ;)
“Quite an interesting collection you have here, Jim.”
Pam and Jim are learning all sorts of interesting things about each other.
A smattering of short(ish) scenes on the subject...
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 9577 Read Count: 16400 ePub Downloads: 0
Date: July 01, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: I've been caught with nothing but love on my mind...
Haha! I loved it! :D
Author's Response: Thank you! I appreciate you taking the time to let me know! :-)
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Challenges: Paintball
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1230 Read Count: 2161 ePub Downloads: 0
Date: July 01, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: The Rainbow Connection
"Beavering away all week" and "ferret away"??! Haha! I loved those lines!
I really loved the story though. I've wanted to do the challenge myself, but I've never been able to figure out a really good, solid storyline to go along with it. I think you did a great job. :)
Author's Response: I worry sometimes that Michael Scott has rubbed off on me... ;). Thanks for the review.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Married
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 997 Read Count: 4505 ePub Downloads: 0
Date: July 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Haha!!! :D I absolutely loved it. Every last paragraph, sentence and word. Marvelous. :)
He ate Frosted Cheerios and watched ESPN highlights in the living room while she sipped her tea silently in the kitchen, contemplating the ways she could tell him she was leaving.
A Pam POV fic, with vague spoilers through season 2, I suppose.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam, Mark, Roy
Genres: Romance, Weekend, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 6647 Read Count: 14510 ePub Downloads: 1
Date: July 08, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
I really liked it. :) But I also really like AU stories where Pam comes the realization that Roy is wrong for her and leaves him in Season 2.
I like the start that you've gotten off to! I look forward to reading more!
Author's Response: Thanks a lot! I look forward to continuing it :) Another distraction from working... heh.
Date: July 29, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3
What I wouldn't give to find a underwear-less Jim in my kitchen...
I don't necessarily think it's progressing slowly, but I'm very excited to see where you're going to go with this next! :)
Author's Response: Yeah, I just worry that people get bored with just everyday stuff (though I suppose finding underwear-less Jim in the kitchen isn't exactly an everyday occurrence) when there's not a lot actually happening. My dialogue tends to be a little more like boring, everyday speech than part of the story. I try to avoid it, though! I'm glad to hear you're not tired of it :) And with these chapters I'm trying to flesh out Pam's situation and perspective a bit in order to make sense of the rest of the action.
Jim wants something and isn't quite sure how to ask.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: None
Genres: Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 938 Read Count: 9585 ePub Downloads: 0
Date: July 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: He Thinks
My curiosity has been piqued. I shall see where you go with this. :)
Jim is worried that Pam can't get no satisfaction.
Smut.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5248 Read Count: 20132 ePub Downloads: 5
Date: July 15, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: One Hand and My Pocket
Hell! I would be happy if this was the only chapter! The promise of a second (or a plan of a second at least)...wow! Can't wait!!! :D
Author's Response: Yay! I'm so glad you enjoyed.
Date: July 19, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Rings and Things
Guhhhhh...congrats to you beruco. My mind is now mush.
And I need a large glass of water...
Or a large glass of...well, nevermind that. ;)
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8370 Read Count: 59138 ePub Downloads: 14
Date: July 25, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: Directions
I was literally chewing on my hand at the end of that. How dare you quit there!!!
And to think I had such high hopes for that barn dance...
Okay, I didn't really. I lie.
I don't think that I've commented on this story until now, but believe me, I've been reading all of the preceding chapters and I absolutely love this -- all of this. :D I'm always anxious and excited to read more!!!
Author's Response: Sorry about your hand, I Know This Much Is True. Yes, the barn dance is a sad loss for us all. Thank you!!! :D
Date: August 02, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: Daybreak
Looooooved it.
Brain is a nice, melty goo right now.
And as much as I hate missing out on that barn dance...well...this was probably better. :)
Author's Response: Thank you, I Know This Much Is True. I'm glad the sacrifice was worth it. ;)
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Dream/Fantasy, Humor, Inner Monologue
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 76608 Read Count: 29393 ePub Downloads: 4
Date: August 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: I Wish You Would
Oh man! You are SO GOOD! :D I swear, while reading through this entire chapter I felt the exact same way that I felt while actually watching Pam's confession. :) Way to go! And everything about it is just so well done!
And I loved Michael and Pam's little interaction at the very end there:
“What about Toby?”
“Ugh, he’s not a part of anything Pam. Well, maybe except for a Dateline investigation.”
Haha, LOVED that. :)
I really, really love this story. Keep up the awesome work!
Author's Response: I'm glad that you liked the Michael speech, it was my attempt at redeeming Michael for the events of the day, and hopefully bringing a little humor after a really awkward or angsty moment (which is something the show almost always does). I momentarily worried that pedophilia might be a little much for a joke from Michael, but then again, he called Toby a "convicted rapist" in "The Convict,"....so....I wasn't that worried. Thank you for your review I Know This Much Is True.