Date: December 30, 2020 04:09 pm Title: The Smut Folder
This is just top to bottom hilarious.
While reading this not particularly long fic, I genuinely laughed out loud at:
"I am driving 137 miles an hour right now. That is how much I want to get home and hurt you with frying pans"
"“Well, I can’t help but compare myself to this Josh character. And I now feel inferior and emasculated.” “You do not. You feel smug and mischievous and very pleased with yourself.”
"And you could have just said ‘no thank you’, but instead you said something very sarcastic and mean-spirited. Do you remember?”/ “I don’t remember exactly…”/“You said, and I am quoting you verbatim here, you said ‘I haven’t seen Busty Blonde Nurses 1, so I don’t think I’ll be able to follow the plot.’ That was just petty, in my opinion…”
And while I did not LAUGH at the end, I do appreciate the visual you have provided.
Well done.
Date: August 22, 2018 04:43 pm Title: The Smut Folder
I ADORE this story. So wonderful and so incredibly in-character. My favorite is Pam's spot-on retort: "You feel smug and mischievous, and pleased with yourself." Wonderful!
Date: April 22, 2009 07:54 pm Title: The Smut Folder
I loved this! So cute and funny and some awesome lines - "‘I haven’t seen Busty Blonde Nurses 1, so I don’t think I’ll be able to follow the plot.’ and "Pick up some whipped cream".
Great job!!
Author's Response: Thanks, kaystar. Those were my two favorite lines as well.
Date: April 21, 2009 05:51 pm Title: Josh and Polly
Wow, so you totally wrote my life. Except I'm not with Jim Halpert. Woe is me. But this was great. Pure Comic Gold.
Author's Response: You found it funny, and it hit uncomfortable close to home. Those are the exact two things I was trying to accomplish when I wrote this.
Date: April 19, 2009 06:21 pm Title: The Smut Folder
HILARIOUS. Great premise and excellent characterization.
Author's Response: Thanks for the super groovy review, LoveFool.
Date: April 19, 2009 11:20 am Title: The Smut Folder
Hilarious - very well done. And maybe a little too close to home.
Author's Response: Thanks, jazzfan.
Date: April 19, 2009 09:44 am Title: The Smut Folder
Breakfast for dinner is definitely something awesome. Funny fic and I love that Pam is trapped in a car listening while Jim is narrating going through the files.
Author's Response: Anyone who likes breakfast for dinner is a-okay in my book. Thanks for the nice review.
Date: April 18, 2009 08:58 pm Title: The Smut Folder
LOL
Author's Response: Thanks!
Date: April 18, 2009 07:40 pm Title: The Smut Folder
MrReg, is that you? Have you been spying on me?
Nice job, RomanCandle, a really fun read.
Author's Response: I'm glad you enjoyed it, NanReg. Also, I am not your husband in disguise, so don't worry about that.
Date: April 18, 2009 06:33 pm Title: The Smut Folder
This is great! Fanfic writers and their secret files - such a private world. I love that you wrote it all in dialogue.
Author's Response: Thanks, the all dialogue is kind of a feature of this series. Just like using the word "arrtard".
Date: April 18, 2009 03:53 pm Title: The Smut Folder
I really love this series! I can really relate to Pam in all of these stories...I wonder why? Great job, I love it!
Author's Response: How funny, I'm glad you feel that way.
Date: April 18, 2009 10:17 am Title: J-Kol
“Joe Kolinski.”
hmmm... it sounds similar to...someone I like a lot...who is it? What actor? hmm... ;)
Author's Response: No idea...I think you're reading too much into it. ;)
Date: April 18, 2009 09:22 am Title: The Smut Folder
LMFAO love this. Poor Pam lol.
Author's Response: I feel sorry for Pam too, Mrs. Halpert, but I think she'll get over it. Fancy New Beesly is a tough cookie, after all. :)
Date: April 18, 2009 09:16 am Title: Josh and Polly
These stories rock. You should make them into a series and call them "The JOLLY Adventures of Pam and the Arrtard." Or something.
Author's Response: Thank you for noticing the arrtard references. That makes you the best, the absolute best.
Date: April 18, 2009 09:03 am Title: J-Kol
This was great! I'm seriously envying Pam now...
Author's Response: Thanks for all the kind reviews Pamalamadingdong. Are you the best reviewer ever? I say yes.
Date: April 18, 2009 08:35 am Title: The Smut Folder
That was hilarious and adorable! Pam may want to go ahead and set a Windows password on her computer. In fact, I think I will do the same!
Author's Response: I don't think Pam will set a password...I have a sneaking suspicion she wanted Jim to read them! Be sure to keep that in mind before you set a password. ;)
Date: April 18, 2009 08:32 am Title: The Smut Folder
PURE. GOLD.
Author's Response: Thank you very much, Mrs. Halpert. Those two words make me very happy, especially since you used all caps. Way to drive your point home!
Date: April 18, 2009 07:52 am Title: The Smut Folder
hahaha!! I love this!!
"There’s like fifty stories in here.”
“Well a lot of them are different chapters in the same story, not unique stories."
Great idea! :D
Author's Response: Thanks for the super cool review, Liv. You're my new BFF. Be sure to check out the other two stories in this series if you haven't already.
Date: April 10, 2009 09:27 am Title: Josh and Polly
First time I heard Arrtard was on South Park... nice SP referance!
Author's Response: I'm a huge South Park fan as well, I'm glad you caught it!
Date: September 19, 2008 01:31 pm Title: Josh and Polly
omg that was hillarious lmfao!!!!
Author's Response: Glad it made you smile Mrs. Halpert. :)
Date: July 08, 2008 09:28 pm Title: J-Kol
This was great! I heard on the radio the other day that some celebs might be recording their voices for GPS systems. If J-Kras ever did, I'd use the GPS every day, the price of gas be dammned! Thanks for a really cute story!
Author's Response: Thanks for the great review and the daily GPS update.
Date: July 08, 2008 07:23 pm Title: J-Kol
Ha! I think we can all relate to this one. If only all of us had a real Jim Halpert to turn to after fantasizing about an unattainable JKras/JKol! This was very cute.
Also, where does this "arrtard" word come from? Did you make it up, or have I been ignorant of a new trendy slang phenomenon? I'm intrigued...
Author's Response: "Arrtard" comes from South Park. It's one of the many insults the boys use on each other. And my inner 12-year-old boy thought it was very funny.
Date: July 08, 2008 06:43 pm Title: J-Kol
I didn't think anything could be better than Josh and Polly, but Joe Kolinski just made my day!
Author's Response: It's always nice when someone prefers the sequel to the original. Thanks!
Date: July 08, 2008 08:02 am Title: J-Kol
Hah! That was hilarious. I loved it.
Author's Response: Thank you, Keds. Glad you liked it.
Date: July 08, 2008 06:05 am Title: J-Kol
Dawesome! I am literally sitting in my office (shhh...) chortling. Guffawing, even. Thank God I'm the only one here...Great job!
Author's Response: I'm glad you thought this story was dawesome. And guffawing is always a huge plus, so thank you very much.