Penname: uglyscientist Real name:
Member Since: December 10, 2008

Bio:
i love everything jim and pam.

that's all i or anyone ever needed to know.

i'm hoping to start writing soon...everyone on here has inspired me and i've got some ideas, but i have no idea where to start.


in the meantime, i'll just keep reading. :)

Blah...blah...I can't even hear you. It's just noise coming out of an ugly scientist.
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Favorite Stories
Week's End by Talkative Rated: MA [Reviews - 47] 38
Summary: That must have been one heck of a week, hm?
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: Week Days
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7722 Read Count: 18490 ePub Downloads: 13
[Report This] Published: June 10, 2008 Updated: June 10, 2008
Comments: dellliiccciouss. so cute, and good.
A Better Version of Me by Talkative Rated: M [Reviews - 94] 59
Summary: "Oh, mister, wait until you see/What I'm gonna be/I've got a plan, a demand and it just began/And if you're right, you'll agree..." Let's have a bit of fun with our dear girl before TPTB let us know what she really did with her summer vacation, shall we?
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: Week Days
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7471 Read Count: 21582 ePub Downloads: 10
[Report This] Published: June 02, 2008 Updated: June 08, 2008
Marching Bands of Manhattan by bashert Rated: T [Reviews - 30] 16
Summary: Past Featured StorySpoilers for "Goodbye Toby."

You finally understand what it was like for her while you were in Stamford.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1572 Read Count: 4204 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 31, 2008 Updated: May 31, 2008
Comments: aw.
Waiting For The Perfect Moment by standinginthedoorway Rated: K [Reviews - 6] 4
Summary: Tonight is supposed to be the night they plan moving in together instead of just having drawers. --- Yes, another post "Goodbye Toby" fic.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1196 Read Count: 4605 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 23, 2008 Updated: May 23, 2008
Comments: awwwwww.
The Closest Thing To Champagne and Fireworks by shootingstars Rated: K [Reviews - 15] 12
Summary:

Somewhere between the Dairy section and the cereal aisle he has an epiphany.

Spoilers for Goodbye Toby


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3089 Read Count: 3166 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 23, 2008 Updated: May 23, 2008
All The Things That Keep Us Here by girl7 Rated: M [Reviews - 26] 15
Summary: This picks up post-"Job Fair" and follows through what I choose to believe happened after Toby's goodbye party.  :o) Hopefully it'll leave those of you who were disgruntled by the non-proposal in the finale...well, a little more gruntled.
Categories: Episode Related, Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6360 Read Count: 11048 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: May 22, 2008 Updated: May 22, 2008
Comments: OH MY GOODNESS. so wonderful. so incredibly wonderful. jim proposes on goodbye toby night, just like he was supposed to.
the art of loving and learning by josephine Rated: M [Reviews - 18] 11
Summary: A collection of moments between Jim and Pam-- because neither of them can quite believe it at the start.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Oneshot
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1131 Read Count: 3067 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 13, 2008 Updated: May 13, 2008
Fancy New Beesly Indeed by RomanCandle Rated: MA [Reviews - 11] 6
Summary: Jim's out of town. And it's really hot outside. Sound like a lousy night for Pam? Maybe not.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Dream/Fantasy, Romance, Steamy, Weekend
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1781 Read Count: 5989 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: April 25, 2008 Updated: April 25, 2008
Cracking the Code by wendolf Rated: MA [Reviews - 47] 43
Summary: Just a little smutcake before the April 10th re-premiere! Enjoy!
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Drabble, Fluff, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4064 Read Count: 24168 ePub Downloads: 8
[Report This] Published: April 10, 2008 Updated: April 11, 2008
a side of Saving by kaat Rated: K [Reviews - 16] 13
Summary: Pam gets sick and Jim takes care of her. Lots of fluff. ;) set during season 4.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4307 Read Count: 16540 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: March 14, 2008 Updated: March 14, 2008
Let's Get A Room by Sharipep Rated: M [Reviews - 16] 8
Summary:

Pam gets drunk at Kevin's wedding and decides she and Jim need to get a room. Oneshot fluff.

Shout out to the WildBerryJam. I love so much about the things she choses to be(ta).

No spoilers, really, but through S4 just to be safe.


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff, Oneshot
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1284 Read Count: 3176 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 04, 2008 Updated: March 04, 2008
Acting On Impulse by deerinthepark Rated: M [Reviews - 130] 45
Summary: Pam gets the nerve to call Jim after she breaks off the wedding, and gets invited along on an impromptu road trip across the country.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Romance, Steamy, Travel
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Challenges: Road Trip
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 25535 Read Count: 66419 ePub Downloads: 11
[Report This] Published: December 20, 2007 Updated: February 25, 2008
Wooing - Jim's Superpower by Lexiconiful Rated: K+ [Reviews - 30] 18
Summary: Sweet and funny moments between Jim and Pam, including the first time they say 'I Love You'. Part of Date series part 3. Everyone returns monday morning to find that Karen's left. Jim and Pam meet up again for the first time since Friday night. Desks and dynamics change as they're Karen and Ryan free.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Inner Monologue, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: First Dates
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8121 Read Count: 36564 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: February 10, 2008 Updated: February 19, 2008
Comments: hands down, one of the best stories i've read. tears-inducing.
Lullaby by NeverEnoughJam Rated: T [Reviews - 13] 10
Summary: Remember when Jim and Pam went to Dwight's bed and breakfast? Here's a little bit more of the story of what happened that night, and why everyone was yawning the next day.
Categories: Episode Related, Jim and Pam
Characters: Dwight, Jim/Pam, Mose
Genres: Fluff, Humor
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3818 Read Count: 4734 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: February 15, 2008 Updated: February 15, 2008
and birds were singing to calm us down by unfold Rated: T [Reviews - 7] 4
Summary: Cross over with the West Wing. In WW universe, set during Welcome to Wherever You Are. In Office universe, set in a general season two time. Jim Halpert and Donna Moss have coffee.
Categories: Other, Crossover
Characters: Jim, Other
Genres: Angst, Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2381 Read Count: 1884 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: February 15, 2008 Updated: February 15, 2008
Let's Just Let It Start by beruco Rated: MA [Reviews - 10] 16
Summary: They move in together. Jim has trouble sleeping.

Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Inner Monologue, Oneshot, Romance, Steamy, Weekend
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1609 Read Count: 9297 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: January 26, 2008 Updated: January 26, 2008
Jumping the Gun by sophia_helix Rated: MA [Reviews - 23] 18
Summary: Past Featured StoryThey make it exactly one hundred and twenty-three hours.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Fluff, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3249 Read Count: 12323 ePub Downloads: 9
[Report This] Published: January 23, 2008 Updated: January 23, 2008
She's a candle burning in my room by Sweetpea Rated: MA [Reviews - 24] 17
Summary: Past Featured Story

You were wrong about the sex.  Not about how great it would be, no, but how you would stop being consumed with thoughts of her 24 hours a day once you could be with her.


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2493 Read Count: 11011 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: January 19, 2008 Updated: January 19, 2008
This by girl7 Rated: M [Reviews - 24] 16
Summary:

Just a little one-shot I actually started a long time ago.  It's set immediately post DM Infinity and is a shameless bit of fluff with a pinch of steam.  :o)

As always, feedback is much appreciated!  


Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Fluff, Inner Monologue, Oneshot, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1234 Read Count: 5164 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: January 18, 2008 Updated: January 18, 2008
share my world by Sharipep Rated: K+ [Reviews - 13] 10
Summary:

Jim is feeling insecure and could use a little reassurance from Pam.

A oneshot in two parts.

Spoilers for Local Ad

Thanks as always to WildBerryJam, Best Beta Alive!


Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2617 Read Count: 6170 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 09, 2008 Updated: January 09, 2008
Sway by Sharipep Rated: M [Reviews - 15] 10
Summary: Past Featured Story

Fluff. Jim and Pam are engaged. General S4 Spoilers.

Thanks a GILLION to ( Wildberryjam ) for being my beta, she deserves about 99% of the credit for this.

Chapter 3 added - Some insight into their living situation. Pam tells Jim about his mother's offer.

And then smut ensues.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: None
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 11734 Read Count: 12288 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: November 18, 2007 Updated: December 31, 2007
Where The Treetops Glisten by Sharipep Rated: K [Reviews - 8] 4
Summary:

Jim and Pam's first Christmas together.

Short, pointless fluff. Holiday. ONESHOT.


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Fluff, Holiday, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1256 Read Count: 2445 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 27, 2007 Updated: December 27, 2007
And Harder Still to Make Noise by sophia_helix Rated: MA [Reviews - 13] 20
Summary: Past Featured StoryEleven years of Pam Beesly's life. Some are better than others.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Ensemble, Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam, Pam/Roy, Roy
Genres: Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 19612 Read Count: 14800 ePub Downloads: 11
[Report This] Published: November 25, 2007 Updated: November 25, 2007
Words that make you aware (would you) by sherlockelly Rated: MA [Reviews - 56] 21
Summary:

unfold and I were talking and it lead to this, somehow.

Jim/Pam Smutcake.


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Dream/Fantasy, Holiday, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 5710 Read Count: 23723 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: June 15, 2007 Updated: November 24, 2007
A Simple Excuse to Come Over and Have Sex by bitterpill Rated: MA [Reviews - 25] 19
Summary: Some shower smut because they can.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Oneshot, Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 804 Read Count: 14443 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: November 18, 2007 Updated: November 18, 2007