Penname: uglyscientist Real name:
Member Since: December 10, 2008

Bio:
i love everything jim and pam.

that's all i or anyone ever needed to know.

i'm hoping to start writing soon...everyone on here has inspired me and i've got some ideas, but i have no idea where to start.


in the meantime, i'll just keep reading. :)

Blah...blah...I can't even hear you. It's just noise coming out of an ugly scientist.
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Favorite Stories
Summary: Past Featured Story

First date. Anxiety and hope and terror and euphoria.

Last chapter is up! New beginnings, new rating.

 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5795 Read Count: 54354 ePub Downloads: 9
[Report This] Published: September 29, 2007 Updated: November 09, 2007
Summary: Local Ad smut. It's been a while since he's seen his own apartment.

Categories: Episode Related, Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Dream/Fantasy, Oneshot, Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1594 Read Count: 9473 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: October 28, 2007 Updated: October 28, 2007
Try, Try Again by beruco Rated: MA [Reviews - 72] 33
Summary: Past Featured Story

Pam and Jim give baby-making a try.

The last two parts posted 10/22.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Inner Monologue, Married, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10233 Read Count: 47524 ePub Downloads: 9
[Report This] Published: October 14, 2007 Updated: October 22, 2007
Summary: A super-heavy piece inspired by Money and "First Day Of My Life" by Bright Eyes.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2205 Read Count: 8853 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 20, 2007 Updated: October 20, 2007
Summary: How Jim deals with his insecurities about their love.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4232 Read Count: 12319 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: August 23, 2007 Updated: October 12, 2007
Somebody Loved by beruco Rated: MA [Reviews - 11] 11
Summary: Some explanation as to Jim and Pam's actions/demeanor in Fun Run. Some spoilers, obvs. SMUT.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3044 Read Count: 10359 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: September 30, 2007 Updated: September 30, 2007
Research by Sweetpea Rated: MA [Reviews - 10] 5
Summary: Past Featured Story

lisahoo issued a request for post-Fun Run smut.  I'm breaking my self-imposed ban on posting this.  See what you've made me do?


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Future
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1101 Read Count: 8334 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: September 29, 2007 Updated: September 29, 2007
Shenanigans by Stablergirl Rated: MA [Reviews - 18] 10
Summary:

What it's really like this year at Dunder Mifflin.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2055 Read Count: 6739 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: September 28, 2007 Updated: September 28, 2007
Summary: Past Featured Story

Jim and Pam surrender to silence after "The Job." A virtual smut-angst festival!

This is smut. Serious, hard-core, unapologetic, squirm in your seat, not-safe-for-work, wild and unhinihibited smut, punctuated by merciless and heart-wrenching angst. In a couple of chapters, there will be smutty angst, and in others, angsty smut. There's even a couple of chapters with no smut at all and some fluff-happy-funny mixed in! But it all ends with a happy bang! Haw. You were warned.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Dubious Consent, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 16663 Read Count: 127046 ePub Downloads: 20
[Report This] Published: August 29, 2007 Updated: September 27, 2007
Summary: Past Featured StoryPost-"Gay Witch Hunt"; Pam's growing up and realizing that if you want something, sometimes you have to fight for it.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 31 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 128465 Read Count: 418753 ePub Downloads: 127
[Report This] Published: September 23, 2006 Updated: September 23, 2007
Summary: Directly after asking Pam to dinner, Jim retreats to the stairwell to collect his thoughts.  He gets interrupted.  By Pam. 
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2186 Read Count: 13865 ePub Downloads: 6
[Report This] Published: September 11, 2007 Updated: September 11, 2007
Summary: Fluffy enough to stuff pillows with. Jim thinks about the changes he and Pam are going through. Absolutely no angst.

Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 919 Read Count: 3959 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: September 10, 2007 Updated: September 10, 2007
Fireworks by Sharipep Rated: MA [Reviews - 18] 14
Summary: Its the Fourth of July and they want to spend it together. Alone. Post The Job. These characters are not not not not mine. Jam Sex to follow. That's What she Said.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: None
Genres: Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff, Holiday, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8803 Read Count: 18197 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 17, 2007 Updated: August 31, 2007
Comments: one of the best ones i've read, easily.
Summary: Jim and Pam are secretly dating; very smutty!

Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Humor, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3981 Read Count: 8239 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: July 12, 2007 Updated: July 12, 2007
Stolen by girl7 Rated: M [Reviews - 169] 62
Summary:

Inspired by the finale and the seasons that preceeded it.  Enough said.


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 21030 Read Count: 69258 ePub Downloads: 26
[Report This] Published: May 17, 2007 Updated: July 06, 2007
Comments: bes story on mtt. hands down.
Summary: This story is set the day of Season 2's episode, "The Fire". It includes a hot steamy sex scene, which I always enjoy writing! The plot expands on some of the awkwardness of that day at The Office between Pam & Jim.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4086 Read Count: 5928 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: June 26, 2007 Updated: June 26, 2007
Summary: Pam is Jim's houseguest for a few days. Smut ensues.

Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Dream/Fantasy, Steamy, Weekend
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 12154 Read Count: 55760 ePub Downloads: 8
[Report This] Published: June 18, 2007 Updated: June 24, 2007
Summary: Pure smut for pure smut's sake. :)

Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Oneshot, Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3495 Read Count: 10645 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: June 23, 2007 Updated: June 23, 2007
Summary: A little reworking of The Merger, in which everyone (that we care about) ends up a lot happier.

Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3601 Read Count: 4919 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: June 22, 2007 Updated: June 22, 2007
Summary: Past Featured StoryTitle should explain it all.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Michael, Pam, Roy
Genres: Childhood, Fluff
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1737 Read Count: 16086 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: June 13, 2007 Updated: June 13, 2007
Summary: It's after hours the day of "The Fight". Pam is feeling guilty for shunning Jim at the dojo. So, she decides to make it up to him. 
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3560 Read Count: 10853 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: June 10, 2007 Updated: June 10, 2007
Summary:

It's after hours at the office. Fancy New Beesley is still at work, finishing up last minute work orders. Then Jim walks in.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1603 Read Count: 10919 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: June 10, 2007 Updated: June 10, 2007
Summary:

Sometimes Pam things that Jim is a little bit too gentle with her.

I'm marking that it's complete even though I left room for more if I get the urge at some point (which I probably will).


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Drabble, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2753 Read Count: 19605 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: June 02, 2007 Updated: June 03, 2007
Summary: Past Featured Story

I don’t get to kiss you again until our second date, which is three weeks after our first date, which is a year and a half after our other first date.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Inner Monologue
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1172 Read Count: 7996 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: May 25, 2007 Updated: May 25, 2007
Summary:

Jim's first barbeque was a success and so he decides to have another. Someone breaks into the liquor cabinet and things... take interesting turns.

Jim/Pam smut with a pretty hefty (for me) plot, but LOTS OF DRINKING! Which is always fun.

FINISHED!!!


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam, Mark, Other, Ryan
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Steamy, Weekend
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7745 Read Count: 30771 ePub Downloads: 11
[Report This] Published: May 23, 2007 Updated: May 25, 2007