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Summary:

UPDATE 4/6 - Marked Complete - see story notes for a message of explanation and gratitude.  

What happened after Jim "struck gold" during his job interview in New York (season 3 finale) and before Pam went mining for celebrity sex tapes (season 4 opener), this chapter by chapter WIP has the story told through many points of view - none of them from the documentary film crew. 



Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Ensemble, Jim, Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam, Karen, Michael, Other, Pam, Phillip Halpert
Genres: Drama, Fluff, Inner Monologue, Romance, Weekend, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Series: Gold Mine
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 39696 Read Count: 11229 ePub Downloads: 15
[Report This] Published: September 11, 2020 Updated: December 03, 2020
Summary: An AU where Jim Halpert, a young high school English teacher, notices the new art teacher and takes it upon himself to help her get acclimated.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 17 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 35572 Read Count: 64992 ePub Downloads: 15
[Report This] Published: October 24, 2020 Updated: November 24, 2020
Summary: S3 Oneshot. Due to budgetary reasons, the Vance wedding takes place at Schrute Farms. With a lack of Roy, and an angry, drunk Karen at the reception, what will Jim's and Pam's newfound confidence bring?
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam
Genres: Drama, Drunk Pam/Jim, Inner Monologue, Oneshot, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10234 Read Count: 2254 ePub Downloads: 6
[Report This] Published: November 20, 2020 Updated: November 20, 2020
How Not To by agian18 Rated: M [Reviews - 112] 99
Summary:

Meeting in an unusual place in life, a broken Jim and Pam try their best to put the pieces of their lives back together while not falling apart and back down the hole that they're trying to help one another out of.

Based on the song "How Not To" by Dan + Shay, because do I *ever* write something that *isn't* based on a song? 


Categories: Alternate Universe, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim
Warnings: Adult language, Drug Use/Abuse, Other Adult Theme, Possible Triggers, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 15 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 69192 Read Count: 12657 ePub Downloads: 16
[Report This] Published: June 27, 2019 Updated: November 20, 2020
Summary:

 7 authors. 21 songs. The most shameless smut this site has ever seen.


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Oneshot, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Mild sexual content, Moderate sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: Death by a Thousand Cuts
Chapters: 21 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 119765 Read Count: 65177 ePub Downloads: 43
[Report This] Published: September 22, 2020 Updated: November 10, 2020
Summary:

Different take on the Jim/Pam/Roy triangle and how Jim helps Pam leave Roy finally.

Domestic abuse, trigger warning.

Several recommends to share story here from fanfiction net.


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Pam/Roy
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Possible Triggers
Series: None
Chapters: 42 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 91406 Read Count: 55379 ePub Downloads: 15
[Report This] Published: September 10, 2020 Updated: September 16, 2020
So Innocent by onedaymore Rated: MA [Reviews - 2] 4
Summary: Set in S4/S5. It all starts off so innocent, until it isn't. Warning, they both get fairly freaky, particularly Jim.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Wet Pam/Jim
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3092 Read Count: 5943 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: May 31, 2020 Updated: June 01, 2020
Summary:

"Where is your future?"

"She's back in Scranton."

 

A deeper look into Jim and Pam's thoughts during "The Job," plus what I think could have happened on their first date.  


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: None
Genres: Inner Monologue, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 12006 Read Count: 2278 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: March 25, 2020 Updated: March 25, 2020
Summary: Oh, their true love gave it to them alright. Twelve ways from Christmas.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Holiday, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Challenges: 12 Days of Christmas
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 56785 Read Count: 32061 ePub Downloads: 13
[Report This] Published: December 25, 2019 Updated: March 20, 2020
This Year by JennaBennett Rated: K+ [Reviews - 9] 18
Summary:

 A version of Christmas Party where Pam makes the right choice - with a little help from an unexpected friend.  


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Holiday
Warnings: Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3929 Read Count: 1949 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: December 27, 2019 Updated: December 27, 2019
Summary: Michael feels very blessed a little earlier than Season 4 and Meredith is spared from being hit by his car. Instead, he hits someone else – because he’s Michael and occasionally he’ll hit someone with his car. So sue him? Set Season 3.

Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 20157 Read Count: 23417 ePub Downloads: 8
[Report This] Published: May 25, 2019 Updated: July 04, 2019
An education by Kuri333 Rated: MA [Reviews - 22] 40
Summary:

High School Pam meets High School Jim and that becomes an opportunity for learning a few things.

Usual disclaimers: Don't own anything you recognise and, of course, not profit is being made.


Categories: Present, Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Jim/Pam, Roy
Genres: Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 15491 Read Count: 12217 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: March 13, 2019 Updated: April 12, 2019
Summary: Life is a journey full of highs and lows. Jim and Pam discover this from the first time they met and onwards.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Drama
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content, Violence/Injury
Series: Jamie and Morgan
Chapters: 25 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 145406 Read Count: 23896 ePub Downloads: 22
[Report This] Published: June 09, 2018 Updated: March 14, 2019
Summary: Past Featured StoryJim brings Pam home for Thanksgiving.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam, Larissa Halpert
Genres: Fluff, Holiday
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 14854 Read Count: 7567 ePub Downloads: 23
[Report This] Published: November 20, 2018 Updated: December 01, 2018
Summary:

People always assume that Pam Beesly is as sweet in the bedroom as she is an all other realms of her life. A missionary-only type of girl, the girl you treat like glass.

Little do they know, she just wants Jim to shatter her, break her into little pieces. She decides she's done waiting for what she wants.

It's always the quiet ones.


Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4656 Read Count: 4966 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: May 27, 2018 Updated: May 27, 2018
Summary: A story of an unspeakable secret, an irreversible regret, an unreachable dream and an unforgettable love
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Cece Halpert, Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam, Katy, Roy
Genres: Angst, Drama, Kids/Family, Pregnancy/Babies
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 20 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 51124 Read Count: 55900 ePub Downloads: 23
[Report This] Published: October 10, 2011 Updated: October 29, 2012
Summary: "But the things that matter stay affixed in place despite new memories and new experiences." Spoilers through Classy Christmas!
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Cece Halpert, Jim/Pam
Genres: Childhood, Fluff, Married, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1489 Read Count: 2919 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 01, 2011 Updated: January 01, 2011
Light on by Dedeen Rated: K [Reviews - 70] 37
Summary: "Tears slowly unleashed from the back of my eyes darkening the spots they trickled on my sweater. Jim kept his expression stoic and his hand firmly clutched to mine, squeezing tightly. The baby kicked hard and I sobbed even harder."
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Kids/Family, Married, Pregnancy/Babies, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 18414 Read Count: 25764 ePub Downloads: 9
[Report This] Published: June 08, 2010 Updated: November 04, 2010
Summary: Despite every joy, every happiness, ever blissful memory, some insecurites die hard.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Married, Oneshot
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2442 Read Count: 5168 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 26, 2010 Updated: October 26, 2010
Summary: Past Featured Story"It's always been Jim and Pam." What if it always was? What twists and turns do a lifelong friendship take? A story of Jim and Pam and love, in varying incarnations.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Andy, Angela, Dwight, Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Katy, Michael, Oscar, Pam, Roy
Genres: Childhood, Drama, Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff, Holiday, Humor, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy, Wet Pam/Jim
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Mild sexual content, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 25 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 42756 Read Count: 99434 ePub Downloads: 40
[Report This] Published: November 29, 2008 Updated: March 03, 2010
Summary: A fluffalicious one-shot about Jim and Pam, and a special day in their lives. Spoilers for all five seasons.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: David Wallace, Dwight, Jim/Pam, Karen, Katy, Michael, Roy
Genres: Fluff, Married, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1600 Read Count: 3203 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 20, 2009 Updated: April 21, 2009
Summary: Past Featured StoryTwo days after the Booze Cruise...what might've happened if Jim had confessed sooner.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Mark
Genres: Angst, Humor, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy, Weekend
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 21 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 88192 Read Count: 291553 ePub Downloads: 96
[Report This] Published: January 29, 2008 Updated: July 11, 2008
Summary: Past Featured StoryJim and Pam are Jim and Pam, only...not really.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble, Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 30 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 77452 Read Count: 232815 ePub Downloads: 64
[Report This] Published: March 16, 2008 Updated: May 21, 2008
Summary: Pam reflects on her relationship with Jim.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 580 Read Count: 2733 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 10, 2006 Updated: September 10, 2006