Penname: Jordon Real name: Jordon
Member Since: May 24, 2007

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Kicking Puppies by bebitched Rated: T [Reviews - 13] 8
Summary:

Roy's thought process after Pam tells him about her kiss with Jim on Casino Night, what leads him to attack Jim at the office.

This was a thorny little story to write. Even though I spent a long time hating Roy's guts I just love to take the unpopular side, and even though there aren't many fics written from Roy's POV, I hope you'll read and like this anyway. 


Categories: Other, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Pam, Pam/Roy, Roy
Genres: Angst, Childhood, Inner Monologue, Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1920 Read Count: 1765 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 08, 2007 Updated: December 08, 2007
Reviewer: Jordon Signed 10
Date: December 08, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

That was great - I didn't like Roy either, but I enjoy the stories out there that make him a bit more sympathetic than he usually appears, and flesh him out a bit more than the stupid unappreciative oaf that he is usually written as. 

Author's Response: Heh, oaf. That is a pretty descriptive word for how he's popularly portrayed. Thanks so much!

Pacific by Recorderalways Rated: M [Reviews - 74] 44
Summary: Past Featured StoryThis is the last of my "near miss" rewrites for season three episodes. This one is based on "The Negotiation" and also a Pam talking head from "Michael's Birthday". It's also more angsty than the others.

Many thanks to GodInThisChilis and to Beeswax for their amazing advice and encouragement. Thanks also to all who have read my stories.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: None
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 12596 Read Count: 52102 ePub Downloads: 14
[Report This] Published: December 17, 2007 Updated: December 20, 2007
Reviewer: Jordon Signed 10
Date: December 19, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Day One: The Office

This is so good - please have a happy ending, I don't know if I can handle something where Pam dies after a long drawn out coma. Nah, whatever you decide is fine, and I'm really enjoying this so far, so please continue!

Author's Response: I will continue it shortly, it will all be done within the next couple of days. I hope that you will hold on through this story and keep reading.....just, keep reading. ;)

Acting On Impulse by deerinthepark Rated: M [Reviews - 130] 45
Summary: Pam gets the nerve to call Jim after she breaks off the wedding, and gets invited along on an impromptu road trip across the country.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Romance, Steamy, Travel
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Challenges: Road Trip
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 25535 Read Count: 66389 ePub Downloads: 11
[Report This] Published: December 20, 2007 Updated: February 25, 2008
Reviewer: Jordon Signed 10
Date: December 21, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Prologue: The Call She Didn't Make

Ok, this is FANTASTIC. You've really captured the characters voices, and the premise is great. I'm really looking forward to updates, this story has me completely hooked. 

Author's Response: Wee!  I'm glad you liked it :)

Reviewer: Jordon Signed 10
Date: December 22, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Prologue: The Call She Didn't Make

Yesssssss....

I just got back from Walk Hard, check my email and see this was updated. That makes me very happy. Anyway, this was a pre-review review, I haven't even read chapter 5 yet but NOW I AM. 

Off to read!



Author's Response: I'm happy to make you happy!

Reviewer: Jordon Signed 10
Date: January 28, 2008 Title: Chapter 9: Reaching the Ocean

Awww... Love this story, and the end of this chapter is fantastic.

Reviewer: Jordon Signed 10
Date: February 25, 2008 Title: Chapter 11: Hotel Rooms and Beaches

Hey, I love this story! Thanks for updating, and while I'm sorry to see it end it was a lot of fun to read. Great stuff. 

Author's Response: It's not over, sorry if it was confusing!  I just meant I didn't like how the chapter ended :)

Comfort and Joy by Stablergirl Rated: K [Reviews - 67] 31
Summary: Past Featured StoryPam spends Christmas with the Halperts.  (A first Christmas fic)
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Holiday, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 14081 Read Count: 41074 ePub Downloads: 23
[Report This] Published: December 22, 2007 Updated: December 23, 2007
Reviewer: Jordon Signed 10
Date: December 23, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: Tis the season...

I love this story. What a terrific Christmas present to find after clicking Most Recent - everyone is absolutely spot on, and I can't wait to find out where this is going. 

Author's Response: Wow thank you! I'm happy that you liked my Christmas contribution to MTT!

when all this time you didn't know love by unfold Rated: K+ [Reviews - 17] 7
Summary: Past Featured StoryMEMBER'S CHOICE - What it came down to was that she didn't know how. Mostly season four Jim/Pam fluff.

Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Inner Monologue, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 822 Read Count: 4680 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: December 24, 2007 Updated: December 24, 2007
Reviewer: Jordon Signed 10
Date: December 24, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

*Sniff*

It's a little dusty in here, right? I mean... yeah, it's gotta be the dust. Just a little bit in my eye.

Oh who am I kidding, that was just awesome and wonderful and everything.  

All I Want is You by sillyrabbit519 Rated: T [Reviews - 14] 10
Summary: Jim and Pam celebrate Christmas and New Year's together. A holiday fic, mildy belated.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: None
Genres: Fluff, Holiday
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4915 Read Count: 7010 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: January 01, 2008 Updated: January 01, 2008
Reviewer: Jordon Signed
Date: January 27, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Hold me in your arms and sway me like the sea

I must have missed this while I was gone on vacation or something, but my GOD was this wonderful. Just amazing.

Five Wedding Gifts Jim and Pam Received by Siochan Rated: T [Reviews - 14] 5
Summary: Five wedding presents that Jim and Pam got from members of the office.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Angela, Dwight, Jim, Jim/Pam, Kelly, Michael, Pam, Phyllis
Genres: None
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1312 Read Count: 5256 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: January 05, 2008 Updated: January 05, 2008
Reviewer: Jordon Signed 10
Date: January 05, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Awww.... that was awesome. I just teared up a bit at the last sentence.

Midnight Music by dundiefromgod Rated: K+ [Reviews - 14] 9
Summary: What happens when someone shows up at Pam's apartment building at midnight declaring their love?
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1329 Read Count: 3155 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 06, 2008 Updated: January 06, 2008
Reviewer: Jordon Signed 10
Date: January 06, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: The Wagon Is Wise

“AND DANCE WITH ME!”

Oh god, I laughed so hard at that. This was like an Awesome Blossom with extra awesome.



Author's Response:

Or like driving a Brown Probe!

*awkward silence*

Anyway, I'm glad that you liked the story, and that line in particular. I liked the idea of a pause and then him yelling that at her. Thanks for the review Jordon, I always like to hear your thoughts on my stories.

What I Didn't Say by Petty Rated: T [Reviews - 69] 24
Summary: Past Featured Story

Pam married Roy, but Jim's return to Scranton complicates the life she thought she wanted.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Alternate Universe
Characters: None
Genres: Angst
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 15 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 33767 Read Count: 60815 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: January 08, 2008 Updated: February 29, 2008
Reviewer: Jordon Signed 10
Date: February 22, 2008 Title: Chapter 11: Is she everything you wanted her to be?

I can't say enough about how good this is. The characters are dead on perfect, and I really like how you portray Roy in this story. He's sympathetic, but you can clearly tell how wrong he is for her, without making the reader hate him. Well done!

Oral Histories by debbiebrown Rated: M [Reviews - 20] 16
Summary: “When did you first realize you liked me?”

Jim and Pam do some reminiscing (some episode-related, some purely invented), and Jim does some soul-searching (eventually). Set during Season 4 with flashbacks, so we'll say mild spoilers through the Deposition to be safe.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past, Future, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam, Michael
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff, Romance, Weekend, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 5030 Read Count: 8135 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: January 11, 2008 Updated: January 24, 2008
Reviewer: Jordon Signed 10
Date: January 12, 2008 Title: Chapter 2: Self-Control

This is great! Equally sweet and funny, and all the characters just feel right. Looking forward to Pam's answer. 

Reviewer: Jordon Signed 10
Date: January 25, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Employee of the Week

Gah, this was so so great. I'm really enjoying this story, Jim and Pam are perfectly in character and the premise is just great. Please update soon!

Dinner Party by dundiefromgod Rated: T [Reviews - 12] 7
Summary: When Michael hosts a dinner party at his Condo, relationships, stomachs, and patiences are all tested. A script-based spec. on a forthcoming (hopefully) Office episode.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Episode Related
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Claustrophobic Spaces, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: The Office Scripts
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3905 Read Count: 6068 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 15, 2008 Updated: January 19, 2008
Reviewer: Jordon Signed 10
Date: January 15, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: The Cold Open

Absolutely fantastic. This ALMOST makes up for the recent news that this season of TV is basically lost. Anyway, looking forward to the rest, just the spoilers about this episode made it my favorite thing ever, and reading your script is almost as good as the real thing. 

Author's Response: I know, that was my whole motivation for this little script-fic. I was thinking about the episode, and the fact we might not see it until the Fall, or who knows, even later, and then I started thinking about the details of the episode, and here I am. I'm glad that you're liking it so far, and thanks, as always, for the great review and support Jordon.

And So the Story Begins by Athena Rated: T [Reviews - 11] 5
Summary:

"Now, as Pam begins the tale, Jake and Cynthia don't tell her that when they hear her stories, they always imagine their parents as the main characters. . ."


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: None
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Married, Parody, Romance
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2548 Read Count: 2394 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 19, 2008 Updated: January 19, 2008
Reviewer: Jordon Signed 10
Date: January 19, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: The Prince and the Hag

That was so good - I also remember that story from when I was real young, and I still like it. Anyway, this was a fun, cute story that had Jim and Pam feeling spot on accurate, and I hope you continue.

P.S. I ALSO hope you continue your other story (Shame), it's really hard (TWSS) to wait for updates. 

She's a candle burning in my room by Sweetpea Rated: MA [Reviews - 24] 17
Summary: Past Featured Story

You were wrong about the sex.  Not about how great it would be, no, but how you would stop being consumed with thoughts of her 24 hours a day once you could be with her.


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2493 Read Count: 11004 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: January 19, 2008 Updated: January 19, 2008
Reviewer: Jordon Signed 10
Date: January 20, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: I'm like the needle, needle and spoon

This should immediately be inducted into the MTT Smut Hall of Fame. That was ridiculously good, and I'll echo the sentiment below that there NEEDS to be a sequel. That. Was. Awesome. 

Author's Response: Jordon, you just put the biggest smile on my face!  Smut Hall of Fame!!  Can I put that on my resume?  Thank you for such a great compliment and I'm so glad you enjoyed this.  A sequel might be possible - Lord knows there are still plenty of wonderfully filthy thoughts left in my twisted brain!

A Matter of Infinite Hope by sillyrabbit519 Rated: K+ [Reviews - 25] 26
Summary:

You don't want to wake up one day and realize that both of you are unhappy because you weren't the person he thought you were. There's no way you can compete with Fantasy Pam.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2688 Read Count: 4476 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 26, 2008 Updated: January 26, 2008
Reviewer: Jordon Signed 10
Date: January 27, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Awesome. Just awesome.


Author's Response: Thanks!

Message In a Bottle by PuffingNoise Rated: T [Reviews - 48] 23
Summary: AU- Starts with Jim leaving for Stamford, ends in a happy place. Inspired by "Message in a Bottle" by The Police.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff, Humor, In Stamford, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5750 Read Count: 19474 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: January 31, 2008 Updated: February 06, 2008
Reviewer: Jordon Signed 10
Date: February 04, 2008 Title: Chapter 3: A Year Has Passed Since I Wrote My Note

Aww... curse you bulk mail filter! CURSE YOU!!!!!

I'm enjoying this quite a bit, keep it up!



Author's Response: Thanks so much!

All the Trees of the Field will Clap their Hands by sillyrabbit519 Rated: M [Reviews - 19] 16
Summary: Past Featured Story

Sometimes, still, he would wake up in the middle of the night just to make sure that she was okay, that there was no blood. And only when he had made sure of it, made sure that it was just her, clean and peaceful, did he close his eyes and fall back asleep.

 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Married, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3569 Read Count: 4289 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: February 07, 2008 Updated: February 07, 2008
Reviewer: Jordon Signed 10
Date: February 08, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: I am joining all my thoughts to you

Fantastic. Wonderful, loved it. I don't know what else to say.


Author's Response: Thanks!

Falling Slowly by sillyrabbit519 Rated: M [Reviews - 11] 12
Summary: Unrequited love sucked. He knew that now. Many poets and writers had written it much more eloquently, he was sure, but he could sum it up with those words. It sucked. It really, really sucked.

Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2301 Read Count: 1680 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: February 25, 2008 Updated: February 25, 2008
Reviewer: Jordon Signed 10
Date: February 25, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Take this sinking boat and point it home

Fantastic story, funny and sweet and just perfect.

Being a Psychic and Being a Beginner Magician are NOT the Same Thing by IzzyEmme Rated: T [Reviews - 10] 5
Summary: Psych/Office crossover.

Jim and Pam still aren't speaking. Dunder Mifflin is at the epicenter of a murder mystery. Who helps solve the case?
Shawn and Gus, of course!

Send in the Psychic...
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Crossover, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble, Jim, Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam, Pam, Pam/Other
Genres: Angst, Humor, Romance, Suspense, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4767 Read Count: 5477 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 02, 2008 Updated: May 06, 2008
Reviewer: Jordon Signed 10
Date: March 05, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Will Work for Money

Wow this is fantastic. I know it's only 2 chapters in, but I can already imagine the hijinx of Gus and Dwight, and maybe some certain Office confessions that Shawn will be able to bring to the surface with his skillset. CAN NOT WAIT. 

I just wanted to be famous. by Stablergirl Rated: MA [Reviews - 623] 213
Summary: Past Featured StoryJim and Pam are Jim and Pam, only...not really.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble, Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 30 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 77452 Read Count: 232738 ePub Downloads: 64
[Report This] Published: March 16, 2008 Updated: May 21, 2008
Reviewer: Jordon Signed 10
Date: March 25, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: It's not that I hate you, it's just that I hate everything about you.

I hope this goes where I think this is going on Casino Night, and if it does I will be reduced to a puddle on the floor. This story is just fantastic, and waiting for the next update will be TORTURE. 

Reviewer: Jordon Signed 10
Date: May 22, 2008 Title: Chapter 30: Sam Adams and Nora Roberts refuse to share the spotlight, but that's ok because I'd rather be in love than be famous.

Oh my GOD. That ending completely kicked my ass. This was a fantastic, completely original, and highly enjoyable story. I loved every bit of it.

And she swears to god nobody could’ve scripted it any better.

 

Agreed.  

June 10th by wendolf Rated: M [Reviews - 235] 95
Summary: Past Featured StoryImagine Jim’s confession on Casino Night never happened and Pam actually made it down the aisle on June 10th . . . only to say “I don’t”.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam, Pam/Roy
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 20 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 33398 Read Count: 142758 ePub Downloads: 29
[Report This] Published: March 24, 2008 Updated: April 18, 2008
Reviewer: Jordon Signed 10
Date: March 24, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Here Comes the Bride

Ahhhhhhhh! I love your Season 2 AU fics, and this is no different. Can't wait to see what happens next (though I have an idea). Great stuff!

Author's Response: Thanks, Jordon. Yes, I\'m a Season 2 whore -- love that whole year of Jammy goodness, even with the angst. Glad you\'re enjoying this! Thanks for your comments.