Penname: katiej Real name: Katie
Member Since: July 05, 2007

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Reviews by katiej
Summary: They didn’t get there by immaculate conception. Whoever said pregnancy was chaste - or simple?
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Dwight, Michael
Genres: Angst, Humor, Married, Romance, Steamy, Weekend, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5548 Read Count: 20553 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: January 01, 2008 Updated: January 10, 2008
Reviewer: katiej Signed
Date: January 10, 2008 Title: Chapter 4: A Boat on the River Seine

I was sad to see this end. It was good.


Author's Response: Thank you, katiej. Glad you liked it.

Summary: Past Featured StorySeeing how poorly Jim handled breaking up with Katy and then with Karen inspired me to explore how he may have handled previous relationships.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Jim
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7904 Read Count: 11867 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: January 12, 2008 Updated: February 19, 2008
Reviewer: katiej Signed
Date: February 18, 2008 Title: Chapter 4: Katy: On A Boat, With No Hope Of Escape

That last part is AWESOME. "He isn't that guy, the boat guy, is he?"

Awesome, awkward--just great. 

Summary: Jim's biggest fan guides him through Season 3
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Jim
Genres: Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: Reality Reality TV
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 13735 Read Count: 40001 ePub Downloads: 7
[Report This] Published: February 03, 2008 Updated: April 11, 2008
Reviewer: katiej Signed
Date: April 11, 2008 Title: Chapter 10: Postmark The Future

This was absolutely wonderful. The part about Jim, Stuart and Carly (I love those names, btw)--I could see the scene. Just an amazing ending.

The New Happy by Colette Rated: M [Reviews - 28] 13
Summary: Past Featured StoryMember's Choice - For just a brief second, he feels almost happy. Or at least not unhappy. Maybe the absence of unhappiness is the new happy.
Categories: Past
Characters: Jim, Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1664 Read Count: 3509 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: February 07, 2008 Updated: February 07, 2008
Reviewer: katiej Signed
Date: February 07, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Jim's relationship with Karen was a distraction from his unhappiness and misery, not actual happiness--does that make sense? Anyways you've really captured that. Well done. 

Author's Response: Yup, absolutely it does. So pleased you think this captures that feeling. Thanks much, katiej!

Summary: Past Featured Story

Sometimes, still, he would wake up in the middle of the night just to make sure that she was okay, that there was no blood. And only when he had made sure of it, made sure that it was just her, clean and peaceful, did he close his eyes and fall back asleep.

 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Married, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3569 Read Count: 4289 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: February 07, 2008 Updated: February 07, 2008
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Date: February 07, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: I am joining all my thoughts to you

"It's okay to cry and to be sad, but know that it will be okay." Moms always know what to say, don't they?

This was really good--made me happy, amazed and full too :) 



Author's Response: I think it's a Mom thing. My mom always knows what to say. Maybe it kicks in when you have kids? I'm so glad you liked it!

Summary: Past Featured StoryJim and fatherhood
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam, Other
Genres: Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1277 Read Count: 3209 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: February 10, 2008 Updated: February 10, 2008
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Date: November 09, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

oh gosh! this was precious.

Summary: I was reading Cosmo, the one with Rihanna on the cover, and there was this story on the cover about "nice" habits that can cost a girl her life. If you've read it, this story is based off that. If you haven't read it, well then, Pam is home alone, and, well, yeah. I don't want to give anything away. I don't know when it's set, sometime after The Deposition I guess. Just read, you know you want to.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Other, Pam
Genres: None
Warnings: Adult language, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4456 Read Count: 9655 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: March 05, 2008 Updated: March 05, 2008
Reviewer: katiej Signed
Date: March 05, 2008 Title: Chapter 3: A Strange Ending

whoa, that was great! I've never gotten freaked out reading a fanfic before, so that was a first.

Summary: Past Featured StoryJim and Pam are Jim and Pam, only...not really.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble, Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 30 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 77452 Read Count: 232657 ePub Downloads: 64
[Report This] Published: March 16, 2008 Updated: May 21, 2008
Reviewer: katiej Signed
Date: March 16, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: It's not that I hate you, it's just that I hate everything about you.

I LOVE THIS. There's nothing else to say; it's just awesome.

Author's Response: wow thank you! Glad you're on this kind of confusing but still really good journey with me ;-)

Reviewer: katiej Signed
Date: April 22, 2008 Title: Chapter 25: Lions and tigers and housecats, oh my god, I hate my life.

I literally cracked up at 'fucking tigers and their charm.' Good stuff again, for the 25th time in a row.


Author's Response: lol thank you ;-)

Reviewer: katiej Signed
Date: May 22, 2008 Title: Chapter 30: Sam Adams and Nora Roberts refuse to share the spotlight, but that's ok because I'd rather be in love than be famous.

:) This could have continued for another 30 chapters and I still would have been on the edge of my seat for each one. I was sad to see it end.

Clauses by unfold Rated: T [Reviews - 7] 3
Summary: Random AU angst set...late season two, I guess. He’s a drunken doorbell ringing at three in the morning...
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Oneshot
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 495 Read Count: 3767 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 18, 2008 Updated: March 18, 2008
Reviewer: katiej Signed
Date: March 19, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

This was awesome. The syntax reminds me of ee cummings.

Summary: Jim and Pam take their children to an egg hunt at Schrute Farms one Easter. Like any time spent at Schrute Farms, it's not what they expect.

Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Dwight/Angela, Jim/Pam, Mose
Genres: Holiday, Married
Warnings: None
Series: Holiday: Just One Day Out Of Life
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5934 Read Count: 7418 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: March 22, 2008 Updated: April 06, 2008
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Date: April 06, 2008 Title: Chapter 3: Easter Sunday: Chicken Jane, I Presume?

The scariest part is this seems totally plausible at Schrute Farms.

Frightening and scary--just like Schrutes.



Author's Response:

Thanks, katiej!  This is actually autobiographical.  This exact thing happened at my house this Easter!  Nah.  I do wish I had the 9 bedrooms of Schrute Farms, though.

From what we've seen of Schrute Farms in this season's Money episode, nothing I said here is that over the top.  It's fun, now, to be able to picture things a bit more there.  I hope we go back to Schrute Farms at some point.

Thanks so much for reading and reviewing, katiej!  I really appreciate it! :)

April 1st by EmilyHalpert Rated: K+ [Reviews - 13] 1
Summary: JAM Prank

Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Dwight, Ensemble, Jim, Jim/Pam, Kelly, Meredith, Michael, Pam, Phyllis
Genres: Fluff, Holiday, Humor, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2691 Read Count: 9732 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 01, 2008 Updated: April 01, 2008
Reviewer: katiej Signed
Date: April 01, 2008 Title: Chapter 2: Phase One

Princess Consuela Banana Hammock

Best Friends reference EVER. Oh, this is going to be good, isn't it?



Author's Response: haha! i know, i love friends! too awesome not to include a reference!

Summary: Grief can turn you into someone you don't recognize. Jim struggles silently through what should be one of the happiest moments of his life.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Married, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content, Other Adult Theme, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5154 Read Count: 18028 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: April 08, 2008 Updated: June 02, 2008
Reviewer: katiej Signed
Date: April 10, 2008 Title: Chapter 2: Are You Holding On?

WOW. I can't speak for everyone reading this, but I assumed miscarriage.

this is intense. you capture grief really well.

continue please.



Author's Response:

Sorry for the curveball, but I'm glad to hear it's all coming across well.

thank you so much for the review katiej!

Clay by PBeesly Sweater Rated: K+ [Reviews - 8] 3
Summary: At the gentle push of her foot, the wheel in front of her spun with a slight whir. She felt the cool clay beneath her hands, felt it mold itself to the contours of her wrinkled fingertips...The clay was familiar in her hands, but she couldn’t remember why.
Categories: Future, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam, Other
Genres: Angst, Married, Oneshot, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2471 Read Count: 2300 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: April 14, 2008 Updated: April 14, 2008
Reviewer: katiej Signed
Date: April 14, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Clay

Depressing things are a part of life--this was a good story. Does it continue?

Author's Response: Thanks katiej! Initially I had more planned out, but I think I really like it as a oneshot. Sorry to disappoint, but I think I\'ll be moving on to more upbeat things...Thanks again for reading and reviewing!

Summary:

Tomorrow I’ll fly home, to her and to California, but for now I write, happy, content, lost in my own words.


He’ll be home soon, but the time passes and maybe his flight is delayed, but it’s nothing I pay attention to. His flight delays are as commonplace as his coming and going. Rated K+


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Travel
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1299 Read Count: 2517 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: April 21, 2008 Updated: April 21, 2008
Reviewer: katiej Signed
Date: April 21, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: it rains a lot this time of year

This made me inexplicably happy. So good.


Author's Response: really... i don't know that happiness was what i intended :)  kidding.  i'm glad you liked it!

Summary: Out of an ordinary day comes realization – or at least, the hint of it. K
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Angst, Drabble, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 330 Read Count: 2249 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: April 27, 2008 Updated: April 27, 2008
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Date: April 27, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: and lucy's torn between those two things

oy vey.

 this hurts so good.



Author's Response: yay!  that was totally the point :)

La Douleur Exquise by morethanthat Rated: Private [Reviews - 16] 9
Summary: Title translates to ‘exquisite pain.’ The office reacts when a secret of Jim and Pam’s is revealed: Andy is empathetic, Angela disapproves, and Michael is intrigued. Rated T
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Drabble
Warnings: Moderate sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 356 Read Count: 3354 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: May 04, 2008 Updated: May 04, 2008
Reviewer: katiej Signed
Date: May 04, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: My good friend Captain Tuna

"I wish Homer was my dad."

"And I wish you didn't have the devil's curly hair."

I liked this a lot :)



Author's Response: you caught it!  thanks so much.

Summary: Yeah, we didn't get our proposal, and I was as upset as anyone else, but think about how bad it could've gone. Here are a few examples. These are meant to be as horrifying as possible, but hopefully in a fun way.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: None
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2597 Read Count: 11297 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 19, 2008 Updated: May 28, 2008
Reviewer: katiej Signed
Date: May 27, 2008 Title: Chapter 4: Toxic

hehe, that was a good one. I would have kicked the TV.


Author's Response: Ha! Don't hurt yourself. Thanks for the review.

Summary: She misses being close to someone, but she doesn't dwell on it. It's not like she's lonely or anything.

Categories: Other
Characters: Jim, Jim/Karen, Karen, Other
Genres: Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8422 Read Count: 2406 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: June 23, 2008 Updated: June 23, 2008
Reviewer: katiej Signed
Date: June 23, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

This is the best thing I've read in a long time. :)

Author's Response: Wow, thanks! I'm glad you liked it! :)

Summary:

Pam needs someone to save her. Help is just a phone call away. Takes place during Back From Vacation.

It had always amused me that apparently the DM receptionists talk to each other about gossip (courtesy of Branch Wars) and I wanted to explore that. Also, apparently Rolando is flaming gay in my head, so... there's that.


Categories: Other, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Other, Pam
Genres: Drabble, Humor, Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 262 Read Count: 2720 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: July 01, 2008 Updated: July 01, 2008
Reviewer: katiej Signed
Date: July 02, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I love Rolando. More, por favor!

Philly Jim by wendolf Rated: M [Reviews - 380] 118
Summary: Past Featured StoryIs there life and love after Jam?
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Future, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Jim/Other, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 33 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 64237 Read Count: 83852 ePub Downloads: 15
[Report This] Published: July 28, 2008 Updated: September 05, 2008
Reviewer: katiej Signed
Date: August 04, 2008 Title: Chapter 12: Chapter 12

I still like Emily! ...and I'm pretty much in love with this story :)



Author's Response: Thanks katiej! I like Emily, too. The story sometimes kicks my ass so . . .I have mixed feelings about it. ;-)

Inside Jokes by Talkative Rated: MA [Reviews - 127] 72
Summary: Past Featured StoryA golf pencil, two hot sauce packets, a Boggle timer, a mixtape, a high school yearbook photo, a card, and a teapot. Yup.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance, Workdays
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 15300 Read Count: 37727 ePub Downloads: 13
[Report This] Published: August 28, 2008 Updated: October 22, 2008
Reviewer: katiej Signed
Date: September 15, 2008 Title: Chapter 2: How It Must Look

This gets better and better with every word. The hot sauce back story, the tango, the flirty teasing--all golden. I hope this continues...

Author's Response: It will certainly continue. As I mentioned, I\'ve got portions of the subsequent parts written already; I just have to find the time to finish them.

Summary: Title says it all. Spoilers up through current canon (end of Season 4).
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past
Characters: Jim/Pam, Pam, Pam/Roy
Genres: Drabble, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 790 Read Count: 2767 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: September 01, 2008 Updated: September 01, 2008
Reviewer: katiej Signed
Date: September 01, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I really liked this, especially the structure you used.


Author's Response: Thanks!

Summary: The branch scores a trip to Walt Disney World, thanks to an amazing deal by Michael (and a semi-plausible explanation by Little Comment!). Same office workers, new place...hijinx a-go-go.
Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Andy, Angela, Angela/Andy, Creed, Darryl, Dwight, Dwight/Angela, Ensemble, Holly, Jim, Jim/Pam, Kelly, Kelly/Darryl, Kevin, Meredith, Oscar, Pam, Phyllis, Ryan, Stanley
Genres: Humor, Romance, Travel
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 62605 Read Count: 74984 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: September 05, 2008 Updated: October 13, 2008
Reviewer: katiej Signed
Date: September 06, 2008 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3

I don't usually like fics in which everyone makes a really extravagant trips together, but this works. Jim's playlists, the shirts, etc is very cool--almost interactive. I listened to the songs while reading. 


Author's Response: Thanks! I know this is a bit of a stretch, but I wanted to write this so badly that I did my best to come up with a semi-plausible explanation. :) Glad you enjoy the story and the bonuses - more of both to come. :)