Penname: elliehalpert Real name: Ellie
Member Since: August 07, 2008

Bio:
I am really, really insane. That's basically everything essential about me.

My life revolves around Jim Halpert. Or John Krasinski. Both, really, make me die a little. (Note: if I ever comment that your story 'makes me die' that is a huge compliment. Huge.)

Even though I don't really know any of you, I think you're amazing and adore every single one of you.


Thank you and good night. Or morning. Or afternoon. Really, it depends, you know?
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The First by BigTuna Rated: M [Reviews - 123] 54
Summary: A series of firsts in Jim and Pam's relationship, through Pam's POV. This is the Jim and Pam that we all know and love! Appropriate chapters will be flagged for content and episode spoilers.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past, Future, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 19 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 46440 Read Count: 64487 ePub Downloads: 10
[Report This] Published: February 10, 2009 Updated: May 19, 2009
Reviewer: elliehalpert Signed 10
Date: February 20, 2009 Title: Chapter 3: Glimpse

-died-.
curse dreams. they fool.

oh how I wish that had actually happened D:
very nice. I usually don't like to read what I've already seen, but you put a spin on it somehow. good job.

Reviewer: elliehalpert Signed 10
Date: April 16, 2009 Title: Chapter 16: Positive

AWWWWWWWWW BABBBYYYYY!!
my mind is blown with your unfailing cuteness.

Reviewer: elliehalpert Signed 10
Date: April 17, 2009 Title: Chapter 17: Twins

I'm starting to realize that all of my reviews have capital letters and multiple exclamation marks so therefore I will not say "OMGGGGGGG POTATO-NOSED HALPERT BABIEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!"
Yep, I'm going to restrain myself.
Jax and Curt . . . amazing, I have to say.

Summary:

Possible spoilers for the 3/5 episode.

Michael requires all employees to donate at the day's blood drive, and tries to woo a potential new client who works with NASCAR. Meanwhile, Jim and Pam discuss an addition to the family, with Dwight's help.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Dwight, Ensemble, Jim/Pam, Michael
Genres: Humor, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2162 Read Count: 3616 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: February 16, 2009 Updated: February 18, 2009
Reviewer: elliehalpert Signed 9
Date: February 16, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Open: the Sharpie

Aha. I love it. Can totally see that happening.

Author's Response: Thank you!

Summary: A collection of short scenarios asking what would have happened had different events occurred in Jim's and Pam's lives.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Future, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Other, Jim/Pam, Other, Pam/Other
Genres: Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 950 Read Count: 2528 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: February 22, 2009 Updated: February 22, 2009
Reviewer: elliehalpert Signed 10
Date: February 22, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Ah, my heart. Why couldn't one have been happy?!
No, I kid. I think these are perfect. Though sad, the last ends in a bittersweet, hopeful tone.
Poor Bandit. He would have been saved, if only Jam had existed. See how necessary they are to the world? This just proves my point. My family may no longer call me a lunatic, thank you.
(Okay, maybe they still can.)

Author's Response: See, I think Jam is necessary too, I mean, what else would I eat with my peanut better? (OK, feel free to groan at the really bad joke.) But seriously, I\'m glad you enjoyed it. Thanks for reviewing.

Visibility by callisto Rated: M [Reviews - 42] 65
Summary: Past Featured StoryAll her life, Pam's felt invisible. That's all about to change. An AU take on Beach Games.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam, Karen, Michael, Pam, Toby
Genres: Angst, Oneshot, Romance, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8157 Read Count: 9647 ePub Downloads: 8
[Report This] Published: February 28, 2009 Updated: February 28, 2009
Reviewer: elliehalpert Signed 10
Date: March 01, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Visibility

I have nothing to say except this story makes me die a little inside.

Author's Response: Ooh. I hope you mean \'die\' in a good way. :)

Spice by JAMhands Rated: MA [Reviews - 84] 55
Summary: Past Featured StorySpoilers! Based on events that took place during ‘Blood Drive’. What happens when Jim and Pam decide that they may need to spice things up a bit?
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam, Phyllis/Bob Vance
Genres: Humor, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 28841 Read Count: 56983 ePub Downloads: 13
[Report This] Published: March 14, 2009 Updated: May 15, 2009
Reviewer: elliehalpert Signed 10
Date: May 13, 2009 Title: Chapter 7: How to Bring a Spice Girl to Her Knees

...its a sign when ellie the complete grammar whore is too brain damaged to even look at a capital letter.

aishdahamsdhg guuhhhh.

Reviewer: elliehalpert Signed 10
Date: March 30, 2009 Title: Chapter 4: Class Acts, Part 2

ho. ly. god.
-fans self-
6500 words of pure, filthy smut and I LOVED EVERY WORD.
um, but i may need to turn on the a/c.

Author's Response: You want pure, filthy smut, I\'m your girl. At least, that\'s the word on the street. Thanks so much!

Sociology 101 by BigTuna Rated: MA [Reviews - 110] 72
Summary: Completed as of 2/16/2018. A look at a younger, AU version of Jim and Pam as they go through college at a small liberal arts school somewhere in Pennsylvania.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past, Future, Alternate Universe
Characters: Andy, Angela, David Wallace, Dwight, Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Katy, Kelly, Michael, Pam, Roy, Ryan, Todd Packer
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 16 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 46145 Read Count: 47469 ePub Downloads: 26
[Report This] Published: March 17, 2009 Updated: February 16, 2018
Reviewer: elliehalpert Signed 10
Date: April 11, 2009 Title: Chapter 9: New Year's Eve

Guh.
I mean, that's a good guh. Like, the best.

Reviewer: elliehalpert Signed 10
Date: May 11, 2009 Title: Chapter 11: I Can't

AWWWW COMPLETELY AND TOTALLY CONGRATS!! Aw, yay. You make me happy, like, no matter what you do, because even when you give us an angsty chapter it comes with news of ENGAGEMENT and awww. :D
(Yeah, I'm easily excitable, but yayyy.)

See, even this chapter couldn't horribly and terribly depress me after your news. But that goddamned TEAR, yeah, that came really, really, really close.
Poor Jimbug (wait, what?), awww. :(
You better not break that promise promise promise there, even if you are off celebrating. ;)

Author's Response: On the off chance that you still get emails saying that someone responded to your review...I’m here! I’m back! Come read!!

Reviewer: elliehalpert Signed 10
Date: April 06, 2009 Title: Chapter 8: Sexy Basketball Jim

-major squee- YAY!
I would say more except I think you murdered me with 1) sexy basketball jim and 2) my favorite-est picture of jkras in the world.
-dead-

Reviewer: elliehalpert Signed 10
Date: March 25, 2009 Title: Chapter 7: Where We Went Wrong

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
When I saw this was updated I literally went "YES!!!" and did some weird little dance that I imagine Kelly would probably do. ANDTHENIT'SALLHAPPYANDYAYYY and I get rewarded with Jkras at the end. SQUEEEE
Basically the perfect chapter.
-continues squealing like five year old niece-

Summary: A sweet, fluffalicious oneshot with our favorite JAM characters. No spoilers.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Married, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 999 Read Count: 2145 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: March 23, 2009 Updated: March 23, 2009
Reviewer: elliehalpert Signed 10
Date: March 23, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Sea Breeze

It was being together to celebrate their fiftieth anniversary, it was losing one the next year. It was losing the other just two weeks later.

Gah, no. D: (Let's ignore the fact that I killed off Pam and left Jim alive indefinitely, yes?)
Anyway. Basically I adore the whole image this creates, especially the last part.
And also I love you. That's not creepy, is it? Between this and BHDNTK (I've reviewed that one, haven't I? If not, shame. Shame on me.) it's really official. Just thought maybe you should know.
Sorry, I've gone off on my whole crazy tangent. I really should go back and try to make this whole review a little sane-r but I'll just leave it.

Author's Response: Hahaha thanks for the review Ellie!! And yes, leaving Jim alive indefinitely is how every story needs to go haha... And also, the love is extremely flattering :) Esp since I\'m pretty much in love with your amazing ability to write angst lol. \r\n\r\nAnd thanks for the mention of BHDNTK... I\'ve been meaning to finish it up, and it\'s good to know that someone might read it when I do haha

Summary: Just a response to the Bubble Bath challenge; what I imagine bedtime at the Halpert household might look like.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Married, Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Challenges: Bubble Bath
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3042 Read Count: 4049 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: March 24, 2009 Updated: March 24, 2009
Reviewer: elliehalpert Signed 10
Date: March 24, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I AM SUCH AN OFFICE NERD TOO!!!1
I'm not sure you'll find much constructivity (no, that's not a word. I'm channeling Michael, okay, go with it.) but this is def. all compliment.
SO. FREAKING. CUTE!!! gaah. Daddy Jim is too amazing to resist. Um, so is Naked-Bubble-Bath-Running Jim. So, basically, this was made completely of win.
ALSO: I noticed the Michael thing too, although if you go with The Negotiation, it really would have been his 16th Anniversary. And yes, Pam started before Jim. And, goddammit, it is BEESLY.
In other words, those get on my nerves too. I hate inconsistencies.

Author's Response: Good, I am glad to know I\'m not alone in my nerd-dom...again with the making up words here but ah well, I think we\'re in the right place :) And GAH! The inconsistencies! Ah well, still love it. The Pam/Jim thing is the most confusing because the first mention of it ever is Jim saying I had a crush when you first started but every other mention ever indicated Pam was there first.\r\n\r\nI am really glad that you liked this story and that it has been so well-received so far, thank you so much!

Summary:

What if Jim hadn't been able to get the card back during the Season 2 Christmas Party? What if someone reads that card? What if that person isn't Pam?

Some S2 angst and drama.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Dwight, Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Holiday, Inner Monologue
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1739 Read Count: 3981 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: March 26, 2009 Updated: January 25, 2010
Reviewer: elliehalpert Signed 10
Date: March 26, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: The Christmas Party

OMG!
I spent all day reading NBBM yesterday (which was AMAZING, by the way, I had a total squee at the end during which my mother had to cover her ears), and then today LOOK WHAT I FIND!
Dwight's farm log is extremely priceless. I bet if you typed that up, you could sell it on eBay and make a fortune.
Looking forward to more (:

Summary: No spoilers, just another fluffy one about our favorite duo :)
Categories: Future, Jim and Pam
Characters: Holly, Jim/Pam, Michael
Genres: Fluff, Married, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1958 Read Count: 2678 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 28, 2009 Updated: March 28, 2009
Reviewer: elliehalpert Signed 10
Date: March 28, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

My teeth feel like they're getting hollower with every letter I'm typing right now . . . yep, those cavities are forming. Dr. Crentist will not be happy with me.
However, I REALLY DON'T MIND BECAUSE THIS IS FREAKING AMAZING and totally made the first fifty-five minutes of my birthday, which had kind of been ruined but are now all better, because of the darling photo strip in my mind right now.
Daddy!Jim is too awesome, especially when he has a Daddy's Girl. Gotta say that son is pretty precious too, though.

Summary: The best day of Jim's life is also the worst day of Jim's life. How he learns to cope is unknown to him. Rating will change as chapters progress. WARNING: Character Death.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Other, Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Married
Warnings: Adult language, Major Character Death, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 30085 Read Count: 17455 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: April 06, 2009 Updated: May 13, 2012
Reviewer: elliehalpert Signed 10
Date: April 07, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: Losing her, the only one who's ever known

First thing about me: I barely ever cry actual tears.
Second thing about me: I so totally am right now. Lots of actual, honest to goodness tears.
I blame you. Goddamn you, Binx.
However, you're in luck because I like things that depress me beyond repair and make me cry like a baby, since, well . . . not many things do that.

Summary: "He flipped onto his back, wondering if there was a worse scenario than Pam coming on to him, drunk and fresh from an argument with her fiancée." Takes place between Email Surveillance and Christmas Party. Rated: M

Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2431 Read Count: 3586 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: April 09, 2009 Updated: April 09, 2009
Reviewer: elliehalpert Signed 10
Date: April 10, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: A heart something.

Gah.
-mind blown-

Author's Response: excellent! :)

Summary: He loves her, but he hates her.
Categories: Alternate Universe, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Pam, Roy
Genres: Angst, Drabble
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 329 Read Count: 1962 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 14, 2009 Updated: April 14, 2009
Reviewer: elliehalpert Signed 10
Date: April 14, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Love/Hate

GAH, WAIT?? I've been fooled. I thought this was a S2 fic. Stupid me. Not since before the wedding totally killed me.
However, as one who knows the love/hate predicament (not this exact situation, but I assume it's much the same) very well, you did a nice job.
(No matter what I say, I love angst. I breathe it and dream it. You have fueled me for at least another day. Yay!)

Author's Response: Thank you :) or maybe it should be a :( face instead? Secretly I kind of love the angst too, so you\'re not alone!

Summary: Jim teases Pam after discovering some rather embarassing fan-fiction she has written about Josh and Polly, two characters from her favorite TV show.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Oneshot, Parody
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: Pam's Favorite TV Show
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1320 Read Count: 3239 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 18, 2009 Updated: April 18, 2009
Reviewer: elliehalpert Signed 10
Date: April 18, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Breakfast For Dinner!

PURE. GOLD.


Author's Response: Thank you very much, Mrs. Halpert. Those two words make me very happy, especially since you used all caps. Way to drive your point home!

Summary: In reponse to the "Hands Down" Challenge - which happens to be my most favorite song ever.

Spoilers up to The Job.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen, Kelly, Roy
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Challenges: Hands Down
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2945 Read Count: 5282 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 25, 2009 Updated: April 29, 2009
Reviewer: elliehalpert Signed 10
Date: April 26, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Like She Meant It

LSKDFJSDLKJsdlfgg.
Yeah, you know, I still love you.
I realize that maybe me a little creepy (LOL) but authors of consistently squee-worthy stories deserve it.
(Um, that would be you, fyi. Clearing up any confusion.)

Author's Response: Oh ellie, you make me blush :) I just can\'t help it - I love me some squee-ness lol

Two by yanana Rated: M [Reviews - 108] 49
Summary: Begins the night of the episode, the Job. A bump in the road for Jim and Pam now that they're finally together.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: One to Ten
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 36391 Read Count: 40388 ePub Downloads: 17
[Report This] Published: May 02, 2009 Updated: August 06, 2010
Reviewer: elliehalpert Signed 9
Date: May 11, 2009 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

Yeah, around the first "I love you" I kind of went ". . . oh, okay. Um. Uh oh." But you're not losing me yet. This chapter actually kind of melted my heart. I want Jim to take me to Paris, sigh.
So now the question is . . . is it Jim's? I think there's still a possibility here that it's Roy's, she'd be ABOUT two and a half/three months if so, right? Yikes.

Author's Response: If Jim Halpert and I went to Paris, neither of us would be coming back. One willingly, one not so much, but still. ;)