Summary: Response to the Season 2 Mistletoe challenge. It shows up eventually, I promise. After the Christmas party, Jim is tired of being thought of as just a pal, especially by one person in particular. But will he do anything about it?
Disclaimer: I have no ownership over Jim Halpert or any of his parts. Nor do I own anything affiliated with The Office. Except a few DVDs. And stapler. I own one of those.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Dream/Fantasy, Holiday, Inner Monologue, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes
Word count: 2779 Read Count: 18833 ePub Downloads: 4
Penname: FlonkertonChamp Real name: Victoria
Member Since: July 27, 2009
Bio:
Just a retail drone/nanny/hooker (I'm talking about crochet, you sick bastard...) who's obsessed with "The Office"
Bio:
Just a retail drone/nanny/hooker (I'm talking about crochet, you sick bastard...) who's obsessed with "The Office"
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Reviews by FlonkertonChamp
[Report This] Published: December 15, 2008 Updated: January 04, 2009
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 
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Date: August 15, 2009 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3
10 Date: August 15, 2009 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3
GAH! KISS HER! KISS HER, YOU FOOL!
sorry, had to get that out of my system.
This was a really great read. I'd love to see it continue...
Summary: Spoilers for Weight Loss. Smut.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Oneshot, Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2793 Read Count: 6390 ePub Downloads: 4
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Oneshot, Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2793 Read Count: 6390 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: December 16, 2008 Updated: December 17, 2008
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: November 04, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
10 Date: November 04, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
omg. you tease.
in a good way.
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: November 04, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
10 Date: November 04, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
i'm just commenting again to tell you that i added this to my favorites.
and to get the rating up to more than 4 stars. 'cause seriously? awesome!
Summary: Just little pieces on 5 times that Jim has cried, not including casino night.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Future
Characters: Jim
Genres: Drabble
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2123 Read Count: 20554 ePub Downloads: 2
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Future
Characters: Jim
Genres: Drabble
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2123 Read Count: 20554 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: February 27, 2009 Updated: February 28, 2009
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: December 10, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Booger
10 Date: December 10, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Booger
aww... my heart just broke for 5-year-old jimmy. :o(
and i love that he named his fish "booger"
Summary: 
Spoilers! Based on events that took place during ‘Blood Drive’. What happens when Jim and Pam decide that they may need to spice things up a bit?
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam, Phyllis/Bob Vance
Genres: Humor, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 28841 Read Count: 56989 ePub Downloads: 13
Spoilers! Based on events that took place during ‘Blood Drive’. What happens when Jim and Pam decide that they may need to spice things up a bit?Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam, Phyllis/Bob Vance
Genres: Humor, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 28841 Read Count: 56989 ePub Downloads: 13
[Report This] Published: March 14, 2009 Updated: May 15, 2009
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: July 30, 2009 Title: Chapter 5: Sleeping With the Enemy
10 Date: July 30, 2009 Title: Chapter 5: Sleeping With the Enemy
YAY i'm so happy i discovered this here! i had been reading this over at JAM prompts, but it just has the first 4 chapters there, so this chapter is new to me. and what a chapter! who knew paper talk could be so damn sexy...
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: July 30, 2009 Title: Chapter 8: Sweet Surrender
10 Date: July 30, 2009 Title: Chapter 8: Sweet Surrender
"“We may have to make ten thousand babies,” he rasped.
“Okay, but you have to give birth to them,” she answered with a lazy smile."
BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! that's great!
what a lovely story... all 8 chapters. this is going directly into my favorites list, and i can't wait to read the rest of your stuff!
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed
Date: July 30, 2009 Title: Chapter 8: Sweet Surrender
Date: July 30, 2009 Title: Chapter 8: Sweet Surrender
oh, and pam calling him "baby daddy" was also hilarious.
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: July 30, 2009 Title: Chapter 2: Avenged and Revenged
10 Date: July 30, 2009 Title: Chapter 2: Avenged and Revenged
“My Jim,” she said softly, and he was completely undone.
'scuse me whilst i sigh with happiness.
“I think there’s some Windex in the kitchen,” she said as she picked up her panties and straightened them out.
Jim chuckled as she bent down and started to step into them and asked, “Do me, do my windows?”
HA! best line ever.
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: August 30, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Spiced Mushrooms Can Kill Your Appetite
10 Date: August 30, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Spiced Mushrooms Can Kill Your Appetite
"...trying not to think too hard about the creamy dressing that coated each leaf."
ew. ew ew ew ew ew.
Summary: Completed as of 2/16/2018. A look at a younger, AU version of Jim and Pam as they go through college at a small liberal arts school somewhere in Pennsylvania.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past, Future, Alternate Universe
Characters: Andy, Angela, David Wallace, Dwight, Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Katy, Kelly, Michael, Pam, Roy, Ryan, Todd Packer
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 16 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 46145 Read Count: 47470 ePub Downloads: 26
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past, Future, Alternate Universe
Characters: Andy, Angela, David Wallace, Dwight, Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Katy, Kelly, Michael, Pam, Roy, Ryan, Todd Packer
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 16 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 46145 Read Count: 47470 ePub Downloads: 26
[Report This] Published: March 17, 2009 Updated: February 16, 2018
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: December 10, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Grape Soda
10 Date: December 10, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Grape Soda
update. NOW.
Author's Response: On the off chance that you still get emails saying that someone responded to your review...I’m here! I’m back! Come read!!
Summary: Set about one month after The Job. Pure, romantic smuff, straight up. Not angsty, not edgy, no apologies.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: None
Genres: Romance, Steamy, Weekend
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4118 Read Count: 21599 ePub Downloads: 12
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: None
Genres: Romance, Steamy, Weekend
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4118 Read Count: 21599 ePub Downloads: 12
[Report This] Published: March 20, 2009 Updated: March 22, 2009
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed
Date: August 30, 2009 Title: Chapter 2: ...and Day
Date: August 30, 2009 Title: Chapter 2: ...and Day
"bouncy pink jack-in-the-box"
oh my damn... i laughed for a minute straight!
Author's Response: Thank god Jim couldn't see you laughing...thanks, FlonkertonChamp!
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: October 29, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Night...
10 Date: October 29, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Night...
‘No, not that,’ he immediately clarified, obviously worried it sounded like he was pushing her. ‘I just want to feel your skin,’ he added softly.
god, that's just... so sweet, and so jim. gah.
Author's Response: Yup, he's one sweet guy. Kind of cute too. Glad this made you go 'gah', FlonkertonChamp!
Summary: Just a response to the Bubble Bath challenge; what I imagine bedtime at the Halpert household might look like.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Married, Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Challenges: Bubble Bath
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3042 Read Count: 4057 ePub Downloads: 1
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Married, Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Challenges: Bubble Bath
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3042 Read Count: 4057 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: March 24, 2009 Updated: March 24, 2009
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: July 27, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
10 Date: July 27, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
wow. this is going immediately into my favorites. beautifully written, and you captured their characters perfectly.
and mmmm... wet, naked jim...
Author's Response: Thank you so much! And thanks for taking the time to review, I really appreciate it!
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: October 25, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
10 Date: October 25, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
i keep coming back and reading this over and over... it's just so so lovely.
Author's Response: Thank you so much, you don't know how much that means to me! I haven't written anything in ages because of work and school, but hopefully I will be able to get back to this part of my life soon. Thank you!
Summary: she wonders what it would be like.
and then, suddenly, she doesn't have to wonder
anymore.
Jim and Pam and a little thing called a baby.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Pregnancy/Babies
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 9091 Read Count: 22114 ePub Downloads: 1
and then, suddenly, she doesn't have to wonder
anymore.
Jim and Pam and a little thing called a baby.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Pregnancy/Babies
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 9091 Read Count: 22114 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: March 30, 2009 Updated: July 26, 2010
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: August 09, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: for all the love in the world
10 Date: August 09, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: for all the love in the world
On steamed glass, he’s quietly written 17 baby names, with a heart drawn around one. Dwight.
GAH! love it! i'm currently writing a baby fic myself, and yep, they joke about the name "dwight." It's going to become a cliche, but ah well.
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: August 09, 2009 Title: Chapter 2: addition
10 Date: August 09, 2009 Title: Chapter 2: addition
And they wave back.
oh-so-perfectly THEM!
He’s already picturing the near future, when, on a rainy night cracking with thunder, the patter of tiny feet will echo in the hall and there will be another head of curls sandwiched in between them.
D'AAAWWW!!!!
He smells like her vanilla shampoo.
Jim using Pam's shampoo... now THAT'S cute.
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: August 09, 2009 Title: Chapter 3: pancakes.
10 Date: August 09, 2009 Title: Chapter 3: pancakes.
i loved it, but one thing... those carrots made a VERY sudden appearance. where the heck did they come from? she was all ready to eat pancakes, and then she suddenly had carrots with her.
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: August 09, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: for all the love in the world
10 Date: August 09, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: for all the love in the world
MOAR! MOAR!!!!!!!!
Summary: Pam and Jim run into Roy unexpectedly a couple of years in the future.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam, Roy
Genres: Married, Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3375 Read Count: 3968 ePub Downloads: 1
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam, Roy
Genres: Married, Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3375 Read Count: 3968 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: April 03, 2009 Updated: April 03, 2009
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: September 07, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Closure
10 Date: September 07, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Closure
i really like this. i'm glad you decided not to turn roy into an ass, because roy really is a good guy. yeah, he took his relationship with pam for granted, and he let his jealousy get the best of him once or twice... but it was obvious that he and pam HAD been in love at one point.
Author's Response: Thank you for your review! I know I have said it so many times, but I will continue to, I'm sure; I don't think Roy's a bad guy either. I really believe they loved each other too, and were in love, but of course people change and such.
Summary: Begins the night of the episode, the Job. A bump in the road for Jim and Pam now that they're finally together.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: One to Ten
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 36391 Read Count: 40389 ePub Downloads: 17
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: One to Ten
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 36391 Read Count: 40389 ePub Downloads: 17
[Report This] Published: May 02, 2009 Updated: August 06, 2010
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: January 16, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
10 Date: January 16, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
god, this is absolutely heartbreaking. you've captured this so realistically, and it brings tears to my eyes. i can completely feel their pain.
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: September 14, 2009 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7
10 Date: September 14, 2009 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7
yay, i'm so glad you added a new chapter! lovely as always!
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: November 07, 2009 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8
10 Date: November 07, 2009 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8
oh god..... i had a feeling this was happening when her back started hurting. and i'm sad that i was right. :o(
don't say this chapter is cursed... it's really well-written, and i can't wait to read more.
Author's Response: Thanks for reading/reviewing. =)
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed
Date: February 03, 2010 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9
Date: February 03, 2010 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9
forget chapter 8, i think this chapter's cursed, 'cause it got lost with the server issues
Author's Response: Apparently! I wasn't aware of this, so thanks for letting me know. It should be up now. =)
Summary: Jim Halpert: Salesman, single dad and accidental romantic lead.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Other, Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Humor, Kids/Family, Pregnancy/Babies, Romance, Steamy, Weekend, Workdays
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Challenges: Daddy Jim
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 49472 Read Count: 48837 ePub Downloads: 31
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Other, Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Humor, Kids/Family, Pregnancy/Babies, Romance, Steamy, Weekend, Workdays
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Challenges: Daddy Jim
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 49472 Read Count: 48837 ePub Downloads: 31
[Report This] Published: May 04, 2009 Updated: September 10, 2012
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed
Date: September 13, 2012 Title: Chapter 1: You're three thousand miles from the place you once called home
Date: September 13, 2012 Title: Chapter 1: You're three thousand miles from the place you once called home
YAAAAAAYYYY *jumps up and down and squeals with glee*
seriously, i love this so so much. i love how seamlessly they go from caregivers to lovers.
hated such a huge break between chapters, but frankly, it was worth it. it should hold me over until the next installment. :oD
Author's Response: Awwww, thank you. I can['t believe it's been 10 months. You guys need to be on my case lol. I am so happy you enjoyed it though. Lots more to come :)
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: November 08, 2011 Title: Chapter 1: You're three thousand miles from the place you once called home
10 Date: November 08, 2011 Title: Chapter 1: You're three thousand miles from the place you once called home
*nudge*
*nudge* *nudge* *nudge*
Author's Response: I'm SO lame, BUT guess what? It's almost done. It's with my beta and should be done this week. I said that before, but I mean it this time LOL. Ellie misses you guys <3