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Just a retail drone/nanny/hooker (I'm talking about crochet, you sick bastard...) who's obsessed with "The Office"
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Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim, Pam
Genres: Childhood, Married
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1417 Read Count: 12806 ePub Downloads: 1
Date: September 27, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Spiderman Bandaids and Sloppy Kisses
EEP! this is just so full of loveliness.
Author's Response: This really happened and it still warms my heart thinking of it!
Date: September 27, 2009 Title: Chapter 2: The Three Little Pigs
HA! wolf stew...
daddy!jim makes me swoon.
Author's Response: He totally would make Wolf Stew and you know it!
Date: September 27, 2009 Title: Chapter 3: Three Armed Princess
wow, it's so nice to finally have a face to put to your name. ;o)
Author's Response: I know. At first I was embarrassed by my lack of a torso, but I've grown to appreciate the unquie perspective it gives me!
Date: September 27, 2009 Title: Chapter 5: Huggy Hugs
AAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Author's Response: :D Thanks SO much!
Date: September 29, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Spiderman Bandaids and Sloppy Kisses
also... who is Little Dude?
Author's Response: Oh, he'smy 4 year old neighbor I babysit for. I don't like to use my actual kids names (always afraid if one of the parents finds out). I've been babysitting for him since 9 months. He's my little stalker/fiancee (he proposed! he gave me a ring! ooooh, story idea...). But yeah, all my kids have 'online identies' Little Dude, Baby, Girl, The Girl, Banana, Alex, Jim, Cranky, Belly, Boy... etc.
Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Drabble, Fluff, Humor, Oneshot, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 613 Read Count: 2881 ePub Downloads: 0
Date: September 27, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
aww cute fluffy fluff
Date: September 27, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
and HA! "fancy whore fiancee"... yay tanster @ officetally!
Categories: Episode Related, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Childhood, Humor, Oneshot, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2490 Read Count: 4149 ePub Downloads: 0
Date: October 02, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
so wonderful!
but because i'm a spelling nazi, just a few errors to point out:
The first time she'd ever cried after a fight of there's, should be "theirs", and "I don't think there's anyway around that Jim should be "any way."
DON'T HATE ME!!!! :o)
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past, Future, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff, Married, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1100 Read Count: 2790 ePub Downloads: 0
Date: October 10, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
omfg #5 made me swoon
Author's Response: Haha, thanks!
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Inner Monologue, Married, Oneshot, Romance, Wet Pam/Jim
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2926 Read Count: 4781 ePub Downloads: 1
Date: October 09, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
aw, i love it! you do some good work when you're emotional and tipsy. ;oP
i'd just like a little explanation about the title...
Author's Response: Haha thanks! =) Title is from "Forever" by Chris Brown, that played during the dancing montage in the episode, lol.
Date: October 10, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
ahhhhh gotcha. :o)
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Drabble, Fluff, Humor, Married, Pregnancy/Babies, Romance, Travel
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10947 Read Count: 31145 ePub Downloads: 1
Date: November 09, 2009 Title: Chapter 5: October 17th
don't worry pam... my sister was 9 1/2 pounds at birth, and my mom had her with no drugs.
Date: October 09, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: October 10th
EEEEEEEE!!! I love it! can't wait to see more!
this totally makes me weird, but i kind of like the idea of "first married sex" being the morning after. to quote pam: "never underestimate the power of a good night's sleep."
Author's Response: hahaha! Finally that line makes something good happen! ROFL. Thanks for reading and reviewing FlonkertonChamp!
Date: October 12, 2009 Title: Chapter 2: October 12th
"I think I want to take a bite out of your tush for dinner."
HOLY. CRAP. :oD
love that you included the tighty wighties! thank you nbc.com, right?!
honestly... their honeymoon sounds like the perfect vacation. i'm all for lolling around in bed all day. screw tours. i'll stay in and watch the goonies!
Author's Response: FC, you know what I'm talking about! And yes...THANK YOU NBC - I take back everything bad I ever said about you. You officially can do no wrong! lol
Date: October 16, 2009 Title: Chapter 4: October 16th
well who DOESN'T love a sexy honeymoon nugget? no more shower sex for YOU, pam!
Author's Response: ROFL! No more, Pam! (not in the shower anyway). lol. Thanks Flonk!
Date: October 16, 2009 Title: Chapter 5: October 17th
awww i love this! stop updating so quickly, you're making me look bad! it's been awhile since i updated my most recent story.... gah.
Author's Response: LOL. I'm really just trying to get all these out before Jim and Pam come back from their honeymoon "in real life." lol. This week is it for me. Don't feel bad!!!
Date: October 19, 2009 Title: Chapter 7: October 20th
holy crap, i love the last line! i'm going to be so sad to see this end!
Date: October 20, 2009 Title: Chapter 8: October 21st
eep i love it! especially the ending... so sweet.
i'm very sad to see this end. i didn't even mind getting woken up at 12:30 AM by my blackberry letting me know that this had been updated. and i have to work at 6 tomorrow. totally worth it.
Date: July 08, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: October 10th
re-reading this, because it makes me happy. and the thought of jim getting a sleeping pam out of her wedding dress just makes me swoon. such a sweet man!
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Drabble, Fluff, Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1359 Read Count: 2551 ePub Downloads: 1
Date: November 16, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA "the g spot"!!!!!!!!!!!
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Married, Oneshot, Romance, Steamy, Travel
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3852 Read Count: 5106 ePub Downloads: 1
Date: October 16, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
YES you should bother with this kind of thing again! that was so beautifully written. oh and hot.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Fluff, Steamy, Weekend
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1071 Read Count: 2138 ePub Downloads: 0
Date: October 19, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Glasses
ahhh yes, the tightie-whiteys! thank you nbc!
Date: October 19, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Glasses
oh, and i love this! keep going!
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Pregnancy/Babies, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1838 Read Count: 4533 ePub Downloads: 3
Date: October 19, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
love it! it's just like jim to make her feel sexy while she's pregnant... because he truly finds her sexy. i've always found something very erotic and sensual about pregnancy... i mean, come on... think of what you did to MAKE that baby! i know jim still won't be able to keep his hands off her in her 9th month.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam, Roy
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Married, Oneshot, Pregnancy/Babies, Romance, Steamy, Travel
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3520 Read Count: 4993 ePub Downloads: 2
Date: October 19, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: I think it was the moon.
oh this is just so so lovely! perfect mix of sweet & innocent and sweet and... not-so-innocent.
Author's Response: Ha! Yeah,there wasn't going to be any present-day in this story but this seemed more fun. Glad you liked it! Thanks for reading. :)