Penname: ElizabethLynn Real name: Beth Lynn Perry
Member Since: July 10, 2006

Bio:
I'm just a grown woman crazy in love with a fictional character.
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Summary: Past Featured StoryAn Office-based parody of The Princess Bride.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Dream/Fantasy, Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff, Humor, In Stamford, Parody, Romance
Warnings: Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11456 Read Count: 27656 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: September 27, 2006 Updated: October 14, 2006
Reviewer: ElizabethLynn Signed
Date: September 27, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Prologue

Wheeee!!!! I am so excited!  It is FATE that I'm starting this story today; I'm wearing my "As You Wish" button as I type.

"Your grandmother's killing me." 

*sings* I can guess whoooo that is!



Author's Response:

*hee hee*   Fate rocks!  Thanks, Beth ;)

Reviewer: ElizabethLynn Signed
Date: September 29, 2006 Title: Chapter 2: Once upon a time...

By the time she got tricked into Michael's awful contest, Pam had decided that Jim was gone for good.

Ooooo!!!  You tease, you!

*Sigh*  Jim just makes the bestest Wesley. I am loving this!



Author's Response: Heehee! And he does, doesn't he? Now imagine him in that black pirate shirt. Did your head just explode?  Sweet dreams ;)

Reviewer: ElizabethLynn Signed
Date: September 30, 2006 Title: Chapter 3: The Awful Contest

Inconceptable.

Hee!  And the Shrieking E... er, Shredding Machine!  

Lovin' this! 



Author's Response: Yay! I'm counting on you to get all of the parallels! Thanks, Beth ;)

Reviewer: ElizabethLynn Signed
Date: October 06, 2006 Title: Chapter 4: The Swordfight

ARM: We fought to exhaustion.

ARM: We fought until our armor was in shreds.

ARM: We fought as long as the servers would allow.

Heee!!!  And I loved the "irony" of the Grandpa being madly in love with the Grandmother. 



Author's Response: Heh heh! Oh, Grandpa. He's such a softie. Thanks, Beth ;)

Reviewer: ElizabethLynn Signed 10
Date: October 08, 2006 Title: Chapter 5: The Riddle

Oooo, I really liked this chapter!  Nice use of the "I can't."


Author's Response: Thanks, Beth - I got lucky that the "can't" could be worked in easily.  :)

Reviewer: ElizabethLynn Signed 10
Date: October 11, 2006 Title: Chapter 6: The Perils

Pam felt herself slip just a bit into his dimples.

Watch out, Pam!  It's the Lightening Sand!!! 

 You are a very talented lady, missy!



Author's Response: Thanks, Beth :)  Lightning Sand, indeed!

Reviewer: ElizabethLynn Signed 10
Date: October 13, 2006 Title: Chapter 7: The Pit

Dwight to the rescuuuuue!!!

I loved Phyllis as the Hectoring Woman.  And Andy as the Albino.  Hell, I love everything about this.

Look for a shout-out in the "Grief Counseling" thread soon. ;) 



Author's Response: Ah, but Karen was the Albino ;) Yay for the shout-out! Thanks, Beth ;)

Reviewer: ElizabethLynn Signed 10
Date: October 14, 2006 Title: Chapter 8: The Rescue

Wooo!  Go, Ryan!  I didn't think he'd be Miracle Max, but it fits perfectly!  Yay "to blaaave," er, True Love.

If Dwight had to make a quick getaway, Kevin would make good, slow bait for his pursuers.

Snerk. 



Author's Response: Whee! Thanks, Beth :)

Reviewer: ElizabethLynn Signed 10
Date: October 14, 2006 Title: Chapter 9: The Finale

"Well, that's good. It kinda sounded like you had an air leak."

HAAAA!!!   You are so freakin' funny, Shan!

And of course, so sweet I'm just sitting here smiling like a fool. 



Author's Response:

Hee - I knew a Hussy would like the squee ;)

Thanks, Beth, so glad you dug it!

Summary: Jim is homesick, but he harbors a secret.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: In Stamford, Romance
Warnings: Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1098 Read Count: 2510 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: September 27, 2006 Updated: September 27, 2006
Reviewer: ElizabethLynn Signed 10
Date: September 27, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: The letter

I want so badly to have a chance to love you the way you deserve to be loved- the way you've loved me all this time.

Awww, that is so sweet.  I wish I could see Big Tuna's face when he read it.

 



Author's Response: Thanks! Yeah, that would be something to see.

Summary: Occasionally, when Dwight has exceeded his sales quota for the month, he sits back in his chair, closes his eyes, and daydreams about his favorite superheroines.
Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Angela, Dwight
Genres: Dream/Fantasy
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 680 Read Count: 1396 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 28, 2006 Updated: September 28, 2006
Reviewer: ElizabethLynn Signed 10
Date: September 28, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

And he can’t wait for the day when vampires come to Scranton so she can bless holy water to burn their evil flesh and keep them at bay with the gold cross she wears around her neck. That will be so awesome.

HA!  This was really funny and Dwight-ish. 



Author's Response: Thanks so much! When I read that you wrote "Dwight-ish" it immediately made me think of "Entish" from LOTR. Which Dwight probably speaks fluently because it will help him on his trip to Mordor...

Summary: Past Featured StoryAn average day at the office. For the September Five Elements challenge. Takes place prior to "Casino Night"
Categories: Other, Past
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Workdays
Warnings: None
Challenges: The Five-Element Challenge
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1821 Read Count: 1553 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 30, 2006 Updated: September 30, 2006
Reviewer: ElizabethLynn Signed 10
Date: September 30, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

You did it!  And unless I knew about the elements, I wouldn't even be able to tell what they were, you worked them in so skillfully!

"Question: You're a woman, Pam," Dwight said.

"That had better not be your question, Dwight," she intoned coldly, ignoring Jim entirely.

Hee! 

 



Author's Response: Aw, thanks! It was too much fun. Once I decided that I couldn't think of a way to get an actual zebra into the office, the rest of it sort of fell into place.

Summary: Pam has a phone conversation shortly before a life-changing event.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Pam
Genres: Married
Warnings: None
Challenges: The Five-Element Challenge
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 607 Read Count: 3216 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 30, 2006 Updated: September 30, 2006
Reviewer: ElizabethLynn Signed
Date: September 30, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: On the Phone

Cute!   Great  use of the challenge elements!

 



Author's Response: Thank you for taking hte time to review! Glad you enjoyed it!

Canary by Kate Andrews Rated: MA [Reviews - 30] 42
Summary: Past Featured Story "There wasn't enough punch in the world to turn her into that sort of girl, and he wasn't that sort of boy."
Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam, Roy
Genres: Angst, Claustrophobic Spaces, Drunk Pam/Jim, Holiday, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3442 Read Count: 11094 ePub Downloads: 6
[Report This] Published: September 30, 2006 Updated: September 30, 2006
Reviewer: ElizabethLynn Signed 10
Date: September 30, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Canary

Okay.  So have people told you?  Do you know what an effect this story had on a bunch of fanfic virgins?  Do you know that you are responsible for a whole group of women writing and reading fanfic?  And that we found this line, specifically, to be about the hottest damned thing ever:

"What?" he said. "What do you want? Anything. Anything, please."

 So, yeah.  Welcome!

Not Too Late by McGigi Rated: K [Reviews - 9] 10
Summary: Pam might be pregnant, causing her to reevaluate her plans for the future.
Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam, Pam/Roy
Genres: Angst
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 933 Read Count: 1917 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 01, 2006 Updated: October 01, 2006
Reviewer: ElizabethLynn Signed 10
Date: October 01, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Not Too Late

This is a really interesting take on why Pam called off the wedding.


Author's Response: Thanks! I had the idea and just had to write it out, or I wouldn't have been able to do anything else.

Good Advice by Par5 Rated: M [Reviews - 119] 77
Summary: Everyone in the office has relationship advice. What would each of their colleagues say to Pam and Jim about love?
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Angela, Creed, Darryl, Dwight, Ensemble, Jan, Jim, Jim/Pam, Josh Porter, Karen, Kelly, Oscar, Oscar/Gil, Pam, Phyllis, Ryan, Toby
Genres: Angst, Humor, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 16105 Read Count: 13519 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: October 02, 2006 Updated: March 21, 2007
Reviewer: ElizabethLynn Signed 10
Date: December 04, 2006 Title: Chapter 8: Karen

Ack!  Poor Karen.  I was ready to hate her, but she's turning into a surprisingly sympathetic figure both on the show and in fanfic.

Author's Response: Oh yes, very sympathetic. I'll feel so bad for her as she's walking off into the sunset - alone! Hee! Not very charitable, I know, but she'd be better off with someone else. Anyone else...

Reviewer: ElizabethLynn Signed 10
Date: December 14, 2006 Title: Chapter 9: Darryl

Yay, Darryl!  Awesome advice, Darryl!  Woooooo!!!!

Author's Response: Give me a "D"! Give me an "A"! Aw, you get the idea. Thanks EL for supporting Darryl in his quest to subtract Roy from the Pam-Jim-Karen-Roy equation!

Reviewer: ElizabethLynn Signed
Date: March 21, 2007 Title: Chapter 11: Kelly

The show cries out for a scene like this.  Why haven't we seen more of Kelly inserting herself into Pam's love life?  Her attention span isn't that short!

Great job! 



Author's Response: You're so right, ElizabethLynn! It seems like the kind of thing Kelly would live for. And Pam could certainly use the help! Maybe soon...

Unless You Sing by Heather Rated: K+ [Reviews - 6] 6
Summary: Set during "The Client".  They sway, I swoon.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1768 Read Count: 1438 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 02, 2006 Updated: October 02, 2006
Reviewer: ElizabethLynn Signed 10
Date: October 02, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

This is really, really lovely.


Author's Response: Thank you very much.

Summary: Past Featured Storywhen he stepped into the dressing room, it shrunk
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 549 Read Count: 4001 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: October 02, 2006 Updated: October 02, 2006
Reviewer: ElizabethLynn Signed
Date: October 02, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Mmmmmm... this was sadly hot. 

Summary: Who knew an article of clothing would lead to this?
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: None
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 963 Read Count: 5325 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: October 02, 2006 Updated: October 02, 2006
Reviewer: ElizabethLynn Signed 10
Date: October 02, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

This is all kinds of yum.


Author's Response: Thank you!!!!  I really appreciate it.

Summary: Somehow - it was inevitable.  Written for the 'Star-crossed Lovers' Challenge.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Angela, Dwight, Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Married, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenges: Star-Crossed Lovers
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9161 Read Count: 15090 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: October 03, 2006 Updated: December 05, 2006
Reviewer: ElizabethLynn Signed 10
Date: October 03, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Very cute!


Author's Response: Hee!  Thanks!

Summary:

Perhaps, even though she hates to put it into words so bluntly, perhaps Michael is just better than nothing. Jan before Casino Night.


Categories: Other, Episode Related
Characters: Jan, Michael/Jan
Genres: Angst
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 765 Read Count: 1071 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 07, 2006 Updated: October 07, 2006
Reviewer: ElizabethLynn Signed 10
Date: October 07, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Ah, poor, lonely confused Jan.  The way you've shown her, I can totally see why Jan would appreciate a little Michael lovin'.

 



Author's Response: Thanks:)

The List by nomadshan Rated: T [Reviews - 37] 27
Summary: Pam has a list. So does Jim.
Categories: Other, Future
Characters: Jim, Karen, Pam
Genres: Angst, Drabble, Fluff
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 230 Read Count: 2616 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 07, 2006 Updated: October 07, 2006
Reviewer: ElizabethLynn Signed 10
Date: October 07, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Ouch!

And *sniff.*

[Pam] "I did not expect that.[/Pam] 

But good, y'know. Still good. 



Author's Response: Thanks, Beth ;)

Summary: Phyllis gets a really awesome birthday present
Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Bob Vance, Phyllis
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 682 Read Count: 1722 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 08, 2006 Updated: October 08, 2006
Reviewer: ElizabethLynn Signed 10
Date: October 08, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Awww... that was very sweet. I, too, love Phyllis and the wildly romantic Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration.  All you need to know about him can be summed up in this one line you wrote:

  Sometimes they drive to work together, and Bob will lean over at red lights and kiss her on the cheek.



Author's Response: Thanks, ElizabethLynn!