Penname: rulesofjinx Real name: Heather
Member Since: November 28, 2006

Bio:
i'm a college student who became obsessed with the office when my roommate bought the second season on dvd and we watched it all in the course of 3 days. i'm a huge Jam shipper and i waste WAY too much time on this website reading all these amazing fics. 
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Reviews by rulesofjinx
Summary: With every break-up comes the awkward ritual of returning of each other's things. Here's a glimpse into those awkward moments.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3111 Read Count: 18788 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: July 24, 2007 Updated: July 29, 2007
Reviewer: rulesofjinx Signed
Date: October 16, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: A Toothbrush

I was just reading through this again and felt the need to tell you that it's wonderful. i was definitely anticipating this happening, but it's written so well, and it's still a surprise. he gave her her own room! :) i also love how he just kisses her in front of everyone and how Oscar walks away smiling because he just KNOWS! anyway, it's a great fic that i really enjoy even after several readings. 

Summary: Past Featured Story

Jim blogs on Livejournal...This will be an ongoing story, for as long as I have the patience and inspiration to sustain it.

To try make it more of an interactive experience, any and all comments will be responded to in character as if it is in fact, Jim's Livejournal (from the 8th entry on.)


Categories: Other, Past
Characters: Jim
Genres: Inner Monologue
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content, Other Adult Theme, Violence/Injury
Challenges: First Days
Series: None
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 5512 Read Count: 28826 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: July 28, 2007 Updated: September 18, 2007
Reviewer: rulesofjinx Signed
Date: September 18, 2007 Title: Chapter 18: Day 533...

That is amazing. i've been sitting here trying it... and i can only imagine the rage of Dwight Schrute when he realized that he wasn't in control. you should definitely have Pam help with the pranking. seems like she may be on your level of genius in that area. also, since you can't marry her, could you marry me? but yeah, you should definitely be friends with her. i mean who else do you know that can piss off Dwight that quickly, besides yourself? 

Author's Response: I know, right? MENSA! 

Summary: Past Featured Story

This will just be a series of short vignettes about Jim and Pam getting to know one another as they start their adventure into true coupledom. Embarrassing moments, phobias, guilty pleasures....the truth comes out.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Angst, Childhood, Drabble, Fluff, Humor, Romance, Hurt/Comfort, Steamy, Weekend, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 8782 Read Count: 69449 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: August 02, 2007 Updated: February 24, 2008
Reviewer: rulesofjinx Signed
Date: September 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: Toe Socks

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

"Several times."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!  

Lonesome. by mizjessica08 Rated: T [Reviews - 21] 1
Summary: And that's how Jim Halpert lost Pam Beesly.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Adult language, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3402 Read Count: 19269 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: August 03, 2007 Updated: August 14, 2007
Reviewer: rulesofjinx Signed
Date: September 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: If You're Leaving, Just Let Me Know.

woah. i was NOT expecting that!


Author's Response: I wasn't, either, but I thought some of the options would take the story longer than I wanted to. Hope you enjoyed!

Summary: Jim and Pam awkwardly set out on their first date. Little do they know the night is about to get even more awkward.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7395 Read Count: 8729 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: August 04, 2007 Updated: August 09, 2007
Reviewer: rulesofjinx Signed
Date: September 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Jinx, Buy Me a Coke or Kiss Me

i really love this. i can't believe i just found it. it was great for a first fic. you did a great job capturing their characters. and of course a kiss is better than a coke! in case you couldn't tell, jinx is one of my favorite jam moments. i'm supportive of the new rules :) 

Author's Response: I\'m glad you found it! Better late than never, right? And these rules of jinx are so much better you would hope they would never buy the other a Coke again.

Summary: The goings on in the Halpert house as their teenage sons Jon and Ben clash.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Future
Characters: Dwight/Angela, Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Humor, Married
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 31703 Read Count: 36236 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: August 05, 2007 Updated: December 16, 2008
Reviewer: rulesofjinx Signed
Date: September 23, 2008 Title: Chapter 10: Nipple Twisting Rodeo Clown College? No thanks...

I'm so glad that you keep updating this! it's such a great story. I love how it's linear, but the chapters aren't super co-dependent. it's funny and feels real. you also do a great job of capturing what i think Jim and Pam will be like at that age. This made me LOL: "Hey! Anthrax is not funny!" it's just something i can see Pam saying, ya know? anyway i'm sad that it will be over soon, but i love it! 

Summary: Past Featured Story

Jim and Pam surrender to silence after "The Job." A virtual smut-angst festival!

This is smut. Serious, hard-core, unapologetic, squirm in your seat, not-safe-for-work, wild and unhinihibited smut, punctuated by merciless and heart-wrenching angst. In a couple of chapters, there will be smutty angst, and in others, angsty smut. There's even a couple of chapters with no smut at all and some fluff-happy-funny mixed in! But it all ends with a happy bang! Haw. You were warned.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Dubious Consent, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 16663 Read Count: 127046 ePub Downloads: 20
[Report This] Published: August 29, 2007 Updated: September 27, 2007
Reviewer: rulesofjinx Signed
Date: September 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 8: The Sound of a Pin Dropping...

first of all, wonderful! b/c we get jam and kandy! hehe. but that's not the point. the point is that this entire story has been um... amazing. and this was the perfect way for them to get back in the... groove of things. oh that's bad. 

anyway, as for your chapter end note: yes please!  



Author's Response: Thank you so much. I am so pleased that you like it. I\'m hoping to bring it in with a flourish...

Reviewer: rulesofjinx Signed
Date: September 27, 2007 Title: Chapter 13: The Sound of Waking...

wow... that makes me sad... but not, b/c she seriously has no idea what fun she's in for :) hehe 

Unrequited by notatoy Rated: T [Reviews - 35] 17
Summary: We only see them 8 hours a day, 5 days a week.  They have to touch the lives of others as they go through the motions.... This will be an ongoing series of standalone, one-shot vignettes. 
Categories: Other
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Drabble, Fluff, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3548 Read Count: 22622 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: August 30, 2007 Updated: August 13, 2008
Reviewer: rulesofjinx Signed
Date: September 30, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: Drip

HAHAHAHAHA! i've been liking this series up till now, but seriously? this is one of the funniest things i've ever read. of course old ladies think Jim is hot!!! i love how you kept us guessing until the Nana Halpert clue :) this is seriously precious and funny and i love the mental image of Jim swimming. and the reference to his date. and now my review is longer than your fic. but i love it. 

Author's Response: Hee - I'm glad that you liked it... I can't help it, I'm only a couple of years older than the boy, but I DO feel like a skeevy old perv some days!  Thanks for taking the time to read and review!

Summary: Past Featured StoryA series of vignettes inspired by random song clips from the iPod.  No chronological order, so sit tight.  It might be a bumpy ride through time.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 15 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 13152 Read Count: 79354 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: September 01, 2007 Updated: November 11, 2007
Reviewer: rulesofjinx Signed
Date: September 07, 2007 Title: Chapter 8: Little T and A

That was too precious. i heart drunk Pam. and taking-care-of-her Jim is even better. also, this song reference is wonderfully hilarious :) 

Author's Response:

You know, when this song came into my earphones, I was all "Oh, great!  What the hell am I going to do with that??"  I'm committed to working through all of them, though, so I'm glad you enjoyed it.

Reviewer: rulesofjinx Signed
Date: September 22, 2007 Title: Chapter 11: Here Comes My Girl

I love this. Happy Jim and Pam are always wonderful, but it's so great to just see the two of them depending on each other and resting in the peace that love like that offers. They both know that all the little stresses aren't that big a deal when they're together. and you convey that so well! 

Author's Response: I'm so happy to read this, rulesofjinx, because that's exactly what I was hoping for.  Thank you so much for the sweet review.

Reviewer: rulesofjinx Signed
Date: November 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 15: Steady As We Go

I've loved every word of this story, and if it has to end, at least you sent it out in style. This is AMAZING. it might just be one of the sweetest fics i've ever read. I mean i've definitely read some stuff that made me "aww" more, but this is so REAL. These are real things that real people love about each other, and it's precious to think about Jim and Pam loving each other this way.  The list is perfect and I can imagine every single thing perfectly. Yay for awesome writing skills! great job! 

Author's Response: jinx, you've been along for this whole ride and I can't thank you enough for that.  I just got choked up reading this review!  Such high praise considering the great writers here.  You just made my entire week and it's only Monday, but I can pretty much guarantee that nothing can happen to top this.  I was worried that some of the little quirks might be too random to appreciate, but I guess not.  Thank you, thank you, thank you.  See you next time. 

Summary: Past Featured StoryWhat if Pam had gone along with Michael and Dwight to the convention? Was she ready to see Jim? Was Jim ready to face Pam?
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Travel
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: Reality Reality TV
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 29494 Read Count: 130819 ePub Downloads: 35
[Report This] Published: September 04, 2007 Updated: September 29, 2007
Reviewer: rulesofjinx Signed
Date: September 30, 2007 Title: Chapter 13: How Long, How Long, Woman Will You Weep?

This is wonderful. seriously. It's just so perfect that they didn't read them the first time, like they knew they'd need it later. And I love the idea that Brian became a part of their life. I also love that you made Jim dissatisfied with Dunder Mifflin without Pam there. b/c we all know that's what's kept him there.  I love it!

Summary:

This is an idea I've had for a long time. It is inspired by the very end of the Six Feet Under series finale (hence the title), and it seems that the 55 word style would be perfect for it. Each chapter will focus on a different Office character. 20 chapters are planned.

I do not own these characters, and would not do this to them if I did. No copyright infringement intended.


Categories: Other, Future
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: None
Warnings: Other Adult Theme, Violence/Injury
Challenges: 55 Words To Leave Scranton
Series: None
Chapters: 20 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1154 Read Count: 66440 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 06, 2007 Updated: November 15, 2007
Reviewer: rulesofjinx Signed
Date: November 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 19: Memories

not Pam Halpert? I'm too sad to say anything else. except that it appeals to my heart and I love it. the yogurt lid!!! :'(


Author's Response: Of course Pam Halpert! That was my mistake and it has now been fixed. Thanks for the review!

Reviewer: rulesofjinx Signed
Date: November 15, 2007 Title: Chapter 20: Pictures

haha. can you imagine what a 110-year-old Michael would be like? i love that he called Guiness "periodically" b/c that's something that would change! this was a sweet say to end it. 

Summary: Post "The Job." Karen learns love comes in many different shades.  Ch 8 added: Anal virginity is lost... kinky sex happens.  Don't let the kids read this.
Categories: Present
Characters: Andy, Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Adult language, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 12888 Read Count: 14241 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: September 06, 2007 Updated: November 29, 2007
Reviewer: rulesofjinx Signed
Date: September 19, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: The Initial Blast of Cold

seriously, why can't we just be fluffy happiness? oh b/c you write stuff that actually makes us feel for Karen. that's why. my heart breaks. i mean i know that somebody had to get hurt, but this sucks. and it's real. it's great; i love it. 

Reviewer: rulesofjinx Signed
Date: October 15, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: Something We Both Need to Happen

woah cliffhanger. when i first started reading this, i wanted to hate it, but you write too well for that. it's wonderful to see that emotional side of her as a person and to understand that she does need love. sweet Andy :) gee never thought I'd say that. 

Author's Response: Thanks for commenting.  I'm glad you wanted to hate it but couldn't.  Karen's not so bad after all!   :)

Summary: 55-words on what happens when different Dunder-Mifflin employees get drunk.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Present, Past, Future
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Challenges: Overheard, 55, Kelly's Revenge, 55: The Kandy Edition, Drunk Michael
Series: None
Chapters: 40 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2606 Read Count: 147428 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 09, 2007 Updated: April 11, 2008
Reviewer: rulesofjinx Signed
Date: September 26, 2007 Title: Chapter 23: Pam

i LOVE IT! i was wondering when you'd get around to Pam. and I love where you went with it :) I love how Jim is taking care of her... of course :) can't wait till that premiere :) :) :) 

Author's Response: I'm glad you liked it, Drunk!Pam is awesome, so I wanted it to make sense and be funny. Thank you for the review rulesofjinx.

Reviewer: rulesofjinx Signed
Date: October 16, 2007 Title: Chapter 26: Kelly II

HA! "he brought me up paper yesterday... remember?" so Kelly! also, i love that you wrote about this b/c Darryl hitting on Kelly was quite possibly one of my favorite moments from this episode!

Author's Response: It was one of mine too, I think mostly because I didn't see it coming at all. That should be an interesting relationship. I'd love to see Darryl slowly but surely become boyfriend material under Kelly's training. Thanks for the review rulesofjinx.

Reviewer: rulesofjinx Signed
Date: December 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 35: Phyllis II

i LOVE that you left evidence for this at the bottom of the chapter. you are AWESOME!


Author's Response: Haha, I'm glad that you liked my case for the Phyllis-Creed hook-up. Like I said, I'm pretty sure that happened, I mean the man eats mung beans all day, who could resist? Thanks for the review rulesofjinx.

Summary: Jim and Pam plan on teaching Andy a lesson - but does it go as planned? A short story told in 55 word chapters.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Andy, Jim/Pam, Kelly
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 21 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1224 Read Count: 48525 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: September 10, 2007 Updated: September 11, 2007
Reviewer: rulesofjinx Signed
Date: September 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: Heaven Knows

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! i really love this story, but this chapter was the best. Jim's so upset! hee. i also love how you manage to convey so much with so few words! 

Reviewer: rulesofjinx Signed
Date: September 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 12: Back In Love Again

HAHAHAHA! Oh i love Kelly. and I love you for writing them all so well.

Playing Catch-Up by McGigi Rated: K+ [Reviews - 73] 38
Summary: Past Featured StoryPam wishes she had loved Jim all her life, and Jim rises to the challenge. Pure fluff.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: None
Genres: Childhood, Fluff, Weekend
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10255 Read Count: 21450 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: September 10, 2007 Updated: September 19, 2007
Reviewer: rulesofjinx Signed
Date: September 18, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: The College Years

I love this so much! and being a college student, i appreciate this chapter a little more than the rest :) it's all been amazing, and i'm sad that it's almost over. i love that they went to the party and made out in some guys bedroom... and then it had to be her 21st b-day. i love it. 

Author's Response: Aw, thank you! I had too much fun writing it. People at work must have wondered what I was so smiley about.

Reviewer: rulesofjinx Signed
Date: September 19, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: Epilogue: The Present

*sigh* i love it! this is the absolute perfect way to finish it. what better way to make up for a life of missed birthdays than things to represent every stage of life. i especially love the cards. so sweet. i just love the way you write the two of them together. this story was too cute :) 

Author's Response: Thank you so much, that\'s so nice of you to say. I had a lot of fun writing them, they feel so real in my head.

Summary:

What if Pam had been much stronger - bolder - throughout season three? AU because I'm not following much of the S3 storyline, but that's when this is basically taking place. Some spoilers (S3).


Categories: Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam, Karen, Kevin, Oscar, Oscar/Gil, Other, Pam, Phyllis
Genres: Angst, Humor, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 12857 Read Count: 73380 ePub Downloads: 6
[Report This] Published: September 11, 2007 Updated: April 22, 2008
Reviewer: rulesofjinx Signed
Date: September 18, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: She Cries At Night

I'm also confused as to why Jim is mad. and why in the world didn't he know that she wasn't still with Roy? this is interesting. I kind of like this Pam, but this Jim and Karen thing has GOT to go. right? 

Author's Response:

I'm playing off of Bitter!Jim from most of S3, only once he sees her 'outgrow' him, socially, he gets more and more upset. I don't know, the Jim and Karen thing is a huge ploy here...Well see ;] Thanks for reviewing!