Summary: Take one part Jim, add a dash of Pam, stir carefully, and hopefully create something magical in the run up to Booze Cruise.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Other, Pam, Pam/Roy
Genres: Drama
Warnings: Adult language
Series: Cooking with JAM
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No
Word count: 19931 Read Count: 3376 ePub Downloads: 1
Penname: MrsKHalpert Real name:
Member Since: September 09, 2021
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[Report This] Published: October 28, 2022 Updated: December 04, 2023
Reviewer: MrsKHalpert Signed 
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Date: September 20, 2023 Title: Chapter 4: Step 4, Bring To a Boil
1 Date: September 20, 2023 Title: Chapter 4: Step 4, Bring To a Boil
Ok, this was a GREAT chapter. Absolutely love it when Pam breaks up with Roy and you wrote it so well!!
Loved the Squirrel McPants reference!! And hey! measuring things is SO much easier to make a recipe than cups!!
Great chapter, really can't wait to see what comes next!
Author's Response: Figured I'd keep the measurements as in the recipe since it was UK night after all. Thanks for the recipes. Always fun to add in some in-site references too. Glad the fight between Pam and Roy came across well. Should be interesting to see how it pans out.
Reviewer: MrsKHalpert Signed 1
Date: December 05, 2023 Title: Chapter 5: Step 5, Let Simmer
1 Date: December 05, 2023 Title: Chapter 5: Step 5, Let Simmer
Was great how Jim was just there for Pam as a friend, not trying to rush her into anything. It’s what she needs right now. Plus some hot chocolate, that makes everything better!!
Loved Jim noticing the watercolour, it’s the little things that make him, him
Looking forward to more!
Author's Response: I like to think it's because he pays so close attention to Pam that he's able to come up with really meaningful gestures like this. Unlike others who gloss over her. Thanks for the comment, love reading them.
Summary:
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: None
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 924 Read Count: 1806 ePub Downloads: 0
you know what they say about having a six foot handsome man on your doorstep
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: None
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 924 Read Count: 1806 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 10, 2022 Updated: November 14, 2022
Reviewer: MrsKHalpert Signed 1
Date: November 11, 2022 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
1 Date: November 11, 2022 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
THANK YOU, THANK YOU, you’re far too kind
First off, Penny sounds AMAZING.
You know I absolutely went to Siobio’s website to have a look at the menu d84;a039;
Pam, don’t tell weirdos where you live. Especially not internet stranger friends. That’s just asking for trouble.
PENNY BEESLY! do not talk about your sister getting eaten. No matter what she tastes like.
LOLZ would you look at that *insert gif of Michael with tears in his eyes*
Is there any other way to eat food, other than from the floor?
I love Penny winding Pam up. There’s just something so very natural about constantly doing it. Don’t you think?
BRICKFACE
Look at Pam getting her nice evening. And judging by the time, a nice morning too.
You know what this means? We’re gonna need the second chapter with all the gossip. It’s what Penny deserves don’t you think??
THANK YOU FROM YHE HEART OF MY BOTTOM YOU WONDERFUL PERSON
P.S. thanks for stepping in agx and Cheryl. I WANT TO KNOW EVERYTHING NOW
Author's Response:
Mrskhalpert: Thanks so much for your review! It made me so happy!
Narrator: and the rest was history
<3
Reviewer: MrsKHalpert Signed
Date: November 15, 2022 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2
Date: November 15, 2022 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2
Can I just use this space as a response to your response on my first review? Because, oh. My heart.
That is all.
P.S. I loved this chapter, obviously. It was great. Dammit I already gave you all my beans
Summary: According to Michael Stipe, the end is near. According to Jim, Dwight is paying the price for antagonizing his co-workers. According to Pam, it’s just nice things are back to normal.
A cold open set between “Conflict Resolution” and “Casino Night.” #13 in the Rejected Cold Opens series.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Creed, Dwight, Jim, Jim/Pam, Kelly, Pam, Phyllis, Ryan, Ryan/Kelly, Stanley
Genres: Angst, Humor, Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: Rejected Cold Opens
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2436 Read Count: 596 ePub Downloads: 0
A cold open set between “Conflict Resolution” and “Casino Night.” #13 in the Rejected Cold Opens series.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Creed, Dwight, Jim, Jim/Pam, Kelly, Pam, Phyllis, Ryan, Ryan/Kelly, Stanley
Genres: Angst, Humor, Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: Rejected Cold Opens
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2436 Read Count: 596 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 11, 2022 Updated: November 11, 2022
Reviewer: MrsKHalpert Signed 1
Date: November 11, 2022 Title: Chapter 1: "Mountains sit in a line." - Leonard Bernstein
1 Date: November 11, 2022 Title: Chapter 1: "Mountains sit in a line." - Leonard Bernstein
👏👏👏
So very funny and such a well executed prank!
I’ve read it three times looking for the pun to get the cookie, and I have no idea, I’m sorry. Does that make me too young to get it?!
Even though I don’t get a cookie you can still have a jellybean
Author's Response: Thank you so much!
The pun is that Michael's dentist appointment was at 2:30... aka tooth-hurty. I appreciate the effort, so you can have the cookie anyways.
Summary:
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: None
Genres: Angst
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1067 Read Count: 647 ePub Downloads: 0
She is used to the cold, really. She is. Yet she would rather live in his warmth even if for just a little while.
Small little story with a season three backdrop. There is, of course, a happy ending.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: None
Genres: Angst
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1067 Read Count: 647 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 14, 2022 Updated: November 14, 2022
Reviewer: MrsKHalpert Signed 1
Date: November 15, 2022 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
1 Date: November 15, 2022 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Congrats on your first fic!
All sorts of angsty and you did a great job.
Hope we see more from you!
Author's Response:
I will try to break out of my shell a little more, I’m just naturally shy and not too confident when taking up new artistic endeavors.
I thank you, and the rest of the small group, for welcoming me with such open arms. It has been such a pleasure to get to know each of you and be encouraged by you all. The best group of “Moms and Mom Lovers” out there by far!
I thank you for your review and your friendship!
Summary:
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Andy, Angela, Creed, Dwight, Ensemble, Erin, Jim, Kelly, Kevin, Meredith, Michael, Oscar, Pam, Phyllis, Ryan, Stanley, Toby
Genres: Fluff, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 16 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2992 Read Count: 6821 ePub Downloads: 0
The List made me do it.
A reimagining of the episode "Gossip" and all those sweet, sweet rumors.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Andy, Angela, Creed, Dwight, Ensemble, Erin, Jim, Kelly, Kevin, Meredith, Michael, Oscar, Pam, Phyllis, Ryan, Stanley, Toby
Genres: Fluff, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 16 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2992 Read Count: 6821 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 21, 2022 Updated: December 06, 2022
Reviewer: MrsKHalpert Signed 1
Date: November 27, 2022 Title: Chapter 7: Eating Disorder
1 Date: November 27, 2022 Title: Chapter 7: Eating Disorder
Dude, you're too good at these. You put me to shame.
Author's Response: I know. I’m proud of me to.
Summary: Because it's law that your first fic on MTT is based on Casino Night (JOKES), this is an AU version of that fateful night.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Pregnancy/Babies
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 12411 Read Count: 2705 ePub Downloads: 3
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Pregnancy/Babies
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 12411 Read Count: 2705 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: November 26, 2022 Updated: February 18, 2024
Reviewer: MrsKHalpert Signed 1
Date: November 27, 2022 Title: Chapter 1: I'm coming apart at the seams
1 Date: November 27, 2022 Title: Chapter 1: I'm coming apart at the seams
Oh this makes me so, so, so happy!!! Cannot wait for the rest of this! You know we're gonna bully you into finishing it ASAP as possible!
It's such a great chapter and I know the rest will be amazing
Author's Response: Thank you so much!! You already know I wouldn't have done this without you so thank you for that too! I will move as fast as I can with updates!
Reviewer: MrsKHalpert Signed 1
Date: May 01, 2023 Title: Chapter 2: Doc, there's a hole where something was
1 Date: May 01, 2023 Title: Chapter 2: Doc, there's a hole where something was
You shut your mouth with the ‘this is all filler’. This was amazing! But I’m serious, if this baby is not Jim’s you’re gonna have a lot to answer for.
Great work 👏👏👏
Author's Response:
Thank you lovely! Always appreciate your support d84;a039;
We will have to wait and see... and i'll try not to get beat up.
Reviewer: MrsKHalpert Signed 1
Date: August 11, 2023 Title: Chapter 3: I keep telling myself I'm not the desperate type
1 Date: August 11, 2023 Title: Chapter 3: I keep telling myself I'm not the desperate type
*nailed it* said in Andy’s voice. That was bloody brilliant. What are you on about not eventful?! It was AWESOME
So very desperate for the next chapter. Please don’t leave us hanging on too long. Great work my love!!
Reviewer: MrsKHalpert Signed 1
Date: February 18, 2024 Title: Chapter 4: I'm singing 'Baby, Come Home' in a melody of tears
1 Date: February 18, 2024 Title: Chapter 4: I'm singing 'Baby, Come Home' in a melody of tears
Holy cannoli woman, are you trying to kill me with this angst?! Having said that, BRAVO this was so great
I don't need you, but that doesn't mean I don't want you - YOU ARE A WORDSMITH WOMAN
Bloody loved this and can't wait for the next chapter. That baby better bloody be Jim's. Love you.
Summary:
Categories: Alternate Universe, Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Fluff, Holiday, Kids/Family, Married, Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6458 Read Count: 673 ePub Downloads: 0
Late 1940s one-shot featuring a newly married Jim and Pam on the Halpert family farm. She's got a special Christmas surprise for her childhood sweetheart turned husband and she hopes he's just as excited as she is.
Merry Christmas, YB. This is your Secret Santa fic from me. :)
Categories: Alternate Universe, Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Fluff, Holiday, Kids/Family, Married, Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6458 Read Count: 673 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 02, 2022 Updated: December 03, 2022
Reviewer: MrsKHalpert Signed 1
Date: December 03, 2022 Title: Chapter 1: Home Is Where You Are
1 Date: December 03, 2022 Title: Chapter 1: Home Is Where You Are
Merry Christmas!! And damn you for getting such a great fic up before anyone else has even started theirs!!
Love me a dirty talking Jim, and you most certainly delivered.
What a great daddy he's going to grow up to be
Awesome job as always
Author's Response: Merry Christmas to you, too, dear! There’s no pressure for the rest of y’all! I just got too excited lmao! Who doesn't love a dirty talking Jim? THANK YOU MY DEAR
Summary: He didn't start out that way. It happened over time. And it's all because of Dunder Mifflin, Scranton. Well, a certain pranky receptionist. Pre-series.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1824 Read Count: 1331 ePub Downloads: 0
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1824 Read Count: 1331 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 16, 2022 Updated: December 30, 2022
Reviewer: MrsKHalpert Signed 1
Date: December 16, 2022 Title: Chapter 1: Koi No Yokan
1 Date: December 16, 2022 Title: Chapter 1: Koi No Yokan
Looking forward to seeing where this one goes!
Author's Response:
Hopefully to a lot of interesting places.
Thank you for your time! :D
Reviewer: MrsKHalpert Signed 1
Date: December 24, 2022 Title: Chapter 2: Drapetomania
1 Date: December 24, 2022 Title: Chapter 2: Drapetomania
I really love your style of writing! This was a great chapter - you nailed every character. Made me smile a lot!
Author's Response: Thank you so much for giving it a try. I know it's different. :D
Reviewer: MrsKHalpert Signed 1
Date: December 30, 2022 Title: Chapter 3: Metanoia
1 Date: December 30, 2022 Title: Chapter 3: Metanoia
Really really liked this! You can feel Jim’s torment coming through when he finds out about Roy. And omg, calling Roy an Ape? GENIUS
Author's Response:
Wow, thank you so much!
Summary: Pam sets out a guiding light to bring Jim home. Written for the 2022 Christmas story exchange.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen, Kevin, Roy
Genres: Drama, Fluff, Holiday, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Violence/Injury
Series: Holiday Fic Challenge 2022, Hope in the Dark
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10909 Read Count: 1963 ePub Downloads: 3
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen, Kevin, Roy
Genres: Drama, Fluff, Holiday, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Violence/Injury
Series: Holiday Fic Challenge 2022, Hope in the Dark
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10909 Read Count: 1963 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: December 17, 2022 Updated: December 29, 2022
Reviewer: MrsKHalpert Signed 1
Date: December 17, 2022 Title: Chapter 1: Set the Lay
1 Date: December 17, 2022 Title: Chapter 1: Set the Lay
This is all sorts of cute and can't wait for more, glad you're adding more chapters!!
Your Kevin was hilarious and really well written!
Love how it started with Pam thinking the day had been a disaster and ended so well for her. Can't wait to see how she gets Jim back!!
Author's Response: Thanks. I got to the end of the hot coco scene and it just seemed like a natural point to hit pause, so yeah there will be a few chapters to this one. Glad you liked everything, including Kevin. He's actually not to hard to write. Just keep him simple and it goes well. Yes Pam's day ended up turning around. Should be fun to see how she can keep that momentum going.
Reviewer: MrsKHalpert Signed 1
Date: December 22, 2022 Title: Chapter 2: Strike the Match
1 Date: December 22, 2022 Title: Chapter 2: Strike the Match
Ooh the break room scene!! Great to get these two talking earlier and Jim apologising for leaving her
Love how you made Jim so much more relaxed with Pam than with Karen
Omg first of all Roy punching Jim BUT THEN THE CAR CRASH!! Did not see that one coming!
Nice to see Ethan and Steve back though!
Author's Response: Thanks. I wanted to show him starting to relax more since Pam's doing her best to remind him of who he really is. The yeah we ramp up quite a bit. Glad you liked the return of the Medic 4 crew.
Reviewer: MrsKHalpert Signed 1
Date: December 29, 2022 Title: Chapter 3: Follow the Light
1 Date: December 29, 2022 Title: Chapter 3: Follow the Light
Well thank goodness Pam is ok! Not that I'd have expected anything less!
Very cute ending with the Christmas tree.
Nice way to work in all your elements!
Lovely way to wrap this one up
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you!
Author's Response: I might put them in the hospital from time to time, but I'm to much of a softie to do anything really bad. Glad you liked how it all turned out. It was fun to think of ways to bring everything in. Merry Christmas to you and yours as well and a happy new year.
Summary:
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam, Pam/Roy, Roy
Genres: Angst, Holiday, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: Holiday Fic Challenge 2022
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8986 Read Count: 2839 ePub Downloads: 1
Pam has always wanted to spend Chanukah somewhere warm.
So it's a good thing then that Roy just bought two tickets to sunny California!
Or, as it happens, not.
Written for the 2022 Holiday Fic challenge
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam, Pam/Roy, Roy
Genres: Angst, Holiday, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: Holiday Fic Challenge 2022
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8986 Read Count: 2839 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: December 18, 2022 Updated: December 25, 2022
Reviewer: MrsKHalpert Signed 1
Date: December 18, 2022 Title: Chapter 1: Chanukah in Santa Monica
1 Date: December 18, 2022 Title: Chapter 1: Chanukah in Santa Monica
What a great opener! And what a great little treat this is going to be after I light the candles each night!
Can’t wait for more. A jellybean and a donut for you!
Author's Response: Thank you! I hope you keep enjoying it! Chag Sameach!
Reviewer: MrsKHalpert Signed 1
Date: December 19, 2022 Title: Chapter 2: Una kandelika
1 Date: December 19, 2022 Title: Chapter 2: Una kandelika
The Israeli flag on top of the Christmas tree actually made me laugh out loud. Would love to see Michael trying to lead everyone jn the Hatikva standing in front of it 🤣🤣
I love how awful your Roy is. Keep it up!!
Author's Response:
Oh, that would be both awesome and horrible at the same time.
Thank you! I'm glad you're enjoying terrible Roy!
Reviewer: MrsKHalpert Signed 1
Date: December 21, 2022 Title: Chapter 3: Rock of Ages
1 Date: December 21, 2022 Title: Chapter 3: Rock of Ages
WHAT IS IN THE PACKAGE?!
the extra potato hahahhaah
Author's Response: You find out in the next chapter! ;)
Reviewer: MrsKHalpert Signed 1
Date: December 21, 2022 Title: Chapter 4: Chanukah Oh Chanukah
1 Date: December 21, 2022 Title: Chapter 4: Chanukah Oh Chanukah
Love the Beesly tradition here, very cute gift giving idea! And I'm happy we didn't have to wait to find out what was in the package!
Very much looking forward to seeing what the Chanukah party brings!
Author's Response: Thank you! I'm having a lot of fun making up all of Pam's family traditions; hopefully you'll enjoy the party!
Reviewer: MrsKHalpert Signed 1
Date: December 23, 2022 Title: Chapter 6: S'Vivon, Sov Sov Sov
1 Date: December 23, 2022 Title: Chapter 6: S'Vivon, Sov Sov Sov
YESSSS! Great break up. This makes me very happy
Author's Response: Thank you! I'm glad you liked it!
Reviewer: MrsKHalpert Signed
Date: December 26, 2022 Title: Chapter 8: I Have a Little Dreidel
Date: December 26, 2022 Title: Chapter 8: I Have a Little Dreidel
Great way to finish this one up! Lovely little fic!
Summary: A pre-season Christmas one shot, written for the holiday fic challenge.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Holiday
Warnings: Adult language
Series: Holiday Fic Challenge 2022
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9349 Read Count: 676 ePub Downloads: 0
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Holiday
Warnings: Adult language
Series: Holiday Fic Challenge 2022
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9349 Read Count: 676 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 20, 2022 Updated: December 20, 2022
Reviewer: MrsKHalpert Signed 1
Date: December 20, 2022 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
1 Date: December 20, 2022 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
This was so great! Loved that Christmas makes them both stupid, so cute.
The way they were both so concerned about the other getting a good secret Santa present and then the accidental matching scarves was great!
Loved Michael’s upside down snow angels and Jim and Pam’s little wrestle. The tension in that, my god.
Just the right amount of angst, you had me rooting for a non-canon kiss, but I’ll happily settle for one on the cheek.
Awesome work as always!!!