This in no way relates to the story. But I was just asked what concert I would rather go to.
Pavoratti, Spice Girls, or a possible Willie Nelson.
Pavoratti was a possible I could get ejoyment. Spice Girls would have been great because of the mocking ablility. And Willie Nelson because its a weird joke betwee me and my mom.
I told you it didn't relate to the story, I just needed to tell someone. (I am so weird like that.)

On to the story. And already, two paragraphs in, I am like, poor Pam. That is awful. My stomach is i knots for poor Pam.

God, poor Pam. I mean, I know I've said that. Two times already. BUt that is an awful sick feeling!

I so know that feeling. I mean, not the feeling of "guy i like is having sex with cheap blonde floozy" but that sick and can't do anything about it feeling.

Jon called!

Okay, already, I love Jon. He forces them to think and take away pretenses!

You don't think Jim and Floozy are playing Go Fis? Monoplopy maybe. Yeah, Monopoly.

Damn that floozy is doing things I try my hardest to act like don't exist!!!

"It annoyed him that she didn’t immediately reach to tuck it shyly behind her ear."
ot really related, but every once in a while, I do something, and its like, that would be what Pam would do. Like tucking my hair behind my ear. Or twirling my ring, or fiddling with my necklace. Even mundane behaviors are all about Jim and Pam now. I like it :)

PAM ARRIVED! Its like super Pam! Like super FNB! Its all sorts of awesome

Holy crap! She finally told him. Not at all as romantic as casino night, but she told him! she told hiM!

Okay. Steam and Smut. I shall read it. Or at least skim it and have it blow my mind. Whatever

Not that I've ever been drunk, but I can imagine waking up and seeing Jim (switched person since I am straight) would pretty much still make it an awesome morning.

I can almost certaily say my bathroom is not as girly as Pam's. Like, well, granted, I was in a dorm. But, I mean, it was white (dirty), and I just had one shampoo, one conditioner, and one bar of soap. I am not a girly girl like that. But I may be. I am becoming more girly as I grow up. So who knows what is possible :D

Lalala, they do stuff. And they live happily ever after.
Perfect timing for dinner :)

Author's Response:

Okay, Miss Emily Halpert (or should that be MRS. ?), you absolutely made my week with all the reviews.  And I fully intend to respond to them as soon as I have time (read: finish the story I'm obsessively working on).  But for the time being -- it was such a treat to get feedback on some of my older stuff!  (As I mentioned in another response, occasionally I'll re-read an older work, and...OMG, some of the earliest ones make me literally cover my face with my hand in shame.  Seriously.)

So it was great to get feedback on stories I wrote a while ago!  (And I should say, given your distaste for smut, I was SHOCKED that you actually read the Jim/Jan one!  That one still shocks ME when I think about it, LOL.)

Again: Thank you so much!

haha, thats awesome.


Author's Response: Why, thank you! I wish we could get rid of them both so easily!

yep, these are some awesome hiakus. i don't know which one i like the best so i say the last one cause that is the best one cause she has jim!

did i just contradict myself and say i don't know which one is the best and then say the last one is the best? 

See more reviews. You're just lucky you are a good writer :)
(PS: if you get tired of my weird reviews, well, you can't really do anything about the ones I've already given you, but just tell me to shut up, kk?)

ut th wh wh bu bt ph (aka me stammering trying to find words)
Okay, they are talking. Again.
Wow.

(also I always want three kitchens because that way I could take more time between cleaning them up. However, there is more to clean. Hmm. May have to rethink that)

I don't care if I am not even halfway through, I so friggin love this - that she would try to call him back after that phone call. I mean, because it does sort of seem like something she would do, and be freaking out about doing it, and then, it happens. Yep. Pretty perfect. Conversation included.

I remember once when I went up to the top of this water park ride, and freaked out and had to go all the way back down the stairs.
Its one of those moments, you think you can. And then you become a little kid again and want to run.
:(

Hmm.. View of water is much better than view of Dwight. However, I do believe view of Pam is much better than view of water. Makes view of Dwight bearable.
(Yes, I am just way to happy that those two are finally happy TOGETHER)

Pam, don't worry. Jim was just experienmeting with Tuna. He will always come back for Ham and Cheese.
(I however, would eat tuna all day and all night. And then realize I probably ave very stinky fish breath)

Pam! Karen is not you! She will never be you
(fictional characters never listen to me)

And then the end.
Wow.

Oh, and the show owns me also. I only started watching it in August/September, and seriously, now its my life. If I had brain cells left, I would think it was sad.
And I am also on the "do Jim boat" but aren't we all... :)

Kelly! Kelly is so much fun to read when written well (and right now my computer is being slow and isn't letting me scroll, but from just the first two lines this seems very Kelly).

Hehe, I loved it so much. Go Kelly. Jim did come back!

Author's Response: Haha, thank you!  Writing Kelly is a lot of fun, whether you're doing her serious or silly side.  Plus, you know she totally missed Jim. 

poor jim. he suffered so much season two...

and i am reviewing them separately since they are connected, but not really. its easier for my mind to handle haha 

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This is something else to thank WildBerryJam for. I screwed up when I got this one, somehow only bookmarking the page saying there is a warning and kids should't read it. Wasn't fun. But she sent it to me.
:D

Poor Michael. His propsal to Carol. Well... it was one of hte more awkward moments I ever saw (although I recently saw this video on youtube about a guy who tried a public proposal, and she just ran away, and you just ave to imagine its a thousand times worse when its real, not fictional)

But showing where my thoughts lie - that Jim didn't respond to the text is just about as bad. I mean, poor Pam. It was so close to the phone call in the initiaion, and she seemed so hopeful about it, but stupid jim was getting drunk off his ass!!!

He wasn't on a date Pam. I promise. He was at work. Getting drunk. Why won't Pam listen?!
But I can relate to Pam. I mean, yeah, it just gets worse and worse. You first think of the simplest explaination, and then it gets worse and then you usually think that the person is dead. Or is that just me? Oh well.

Although as much as I hate it, and your story really explains it, Pam couldn't be with Jim right after CN. I mean, she had to learn about herself at first. But then, then she was ready. And now its the right time.

Seriously, I knew it wasn't Jim at the door. I mean, I saw S3, and I am pretty sure Jim showing up at her door after Diwali didn't happen. However, my heart was racing and I wanted it to be Jim so badly. And then it was Roy. :(

S3 Roy did look good. He was trying. And that is when I really just wanted to sit him down and explain it wasn't him. It was just not right.

They kissed. :(

"Because I’m in love with someone else."
And that's all there is too it.

yeah, so i was almost crying for most of the beginning. :)

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But he wasn't home. Not yet. It would take like seven months before he really would be back.Seven long months.

But this - (really you, finally you, only you, always you). - kind of rocks.

That sounds like something I would do for my mom.Today I drew her the most awful looking flower card and wrote happy mother's day on it. Being the good mom she is, she enjoyed it. She laughed at it also, but then again, so did I. 

Haha, this reminds me sort of babysitting for my neighbors, because I feel slightly stalkerish. I look through their photo ablums (with the baby, she loves it), and read the notes on their calender.... and they aren't as cute as The Halperts, but definite resemblance.