Penname: secondrink Real name: Jessica
Member Since: February 23, 2007

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I lack inspiration at the moment.

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Practical jokes by invis Rated: K+ [Reviews - 128] 30
Summary: Past Featured StoryHe should've been happy that Karen had finally warmed up to his joking ways. He wasn't.

Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Pam
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9136 Read Count: 45802 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: April 14, 2007 Updated: April 28, 2007
Reviewer: secondrink Signed
Date: April 25, 2007 Title: Chapter 8: 5:22

That was v sexy, so I think you did your job :) 

Summary: Past Featured Story

"It seems odd, in the ironic, slap-in-the-face kind of way that since her incident, it’s been easier to let him go."

Something bad happens to Pam. Very Dark.

 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Alternate Universe
Characters: Pam
Genres: Angst, Romance, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: Adult language, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 35653 Read Count: 100511 ePub Downloads: 25
[Report This] Published: April 15, 2007 Updated: January 26, 2008
Reviewer: secondrink Signed
Date: April 30, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Guilt

Guh, this is such a great fic...and so completely different from anything else I've read.  I like that Jim just took the phone and is finding things out.  He gis going to be so sick when he finds out; I feel bad for him already.

Reviewer: secondrink Signed
Date: May 16, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Remorse

That was a great chapter.  I think you did a good job of contrasting what Karen saw and what Jim was feeling.  It's fair to say that Jim would be completely sick about what he'd found out and you wrote that well.  Hope you can update soon :)

The Nothing by injoy Rated: T [Reviews - 37] 10
Summary: Jim and Pam have a lot to learn about hitting the bottom.  Spoilers through the Negotiation.

Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: Adult language, Other Adult Theme, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 8732 Read Count: 48209 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: April 17, 2007 Updated: July 26, 2007
Reviewer: secondrink Signed
Date: April 25, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I never thought about the parallel between Jim finding out that Pam was engaged and Pam being told by Jim that he was dating someone.  Good call!

Summary: An interview with someone who really know the inner workings of Jim Halpert. (Probably not safe for work.....) Nothing spoilerish unless you don't know who Karen is.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim
Genres: Humor, Inner Monologue, Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: Jim Halpert: More Than The Sum of His Parts
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3724 Read Count: 9670 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: April 18, 2007 Updated: October 01, 2007
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Date: April 18, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: All Hail Caesar!

How could you even type this through the laughter?!  Good stuff and very imaginative Little (big?) Jim voice :)

Summary:

 

A Matchmaker comes to town and her first order of business is JAM, can you guess who her Mr. Knightly is going to be? This isn't going to be really long. I hope you like it because I'm totally pumped. P.S. It's not really AU or anything it just has a new character named Emma and she interferes as Emmas usually do.

 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Angela, Dwight, Jan, Jim/Pam, Karen, Kelly, Kevin, Other, Ryan, Toby
Genres: Angst, Childhood, Fluff, Humor, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2781 Read Count: 2360 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: April 19, 2007 Updated: May 02, 2007
Reviewer: secondrink Signed
Date: April 19, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Prologue- Emma Arrives

Yeah, Toby!

This is going to be excellent Emma fic...can't wait for more!  An Emma-character is a great one to throw into Scranton; other Austen people aren't modern enough...other than Lizzy of course.

Reviewer: secondrink Signed
Date: May 02, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Both Sides of the Story- Jim and Pam

You might want to insert a break after Pam and Emma are talking and then it switches to Jim and Emma talking; that was a little confusing :)  This is a fun idea for a story...it might be fun to be Emma in Scranton, getting people together and such.  Good times.

Summary:

My Mom wants Jim and Pam together right now. If you are Pro-Karen, DO NOT READ! Mom’s so JAMMY she’s suggested they have hot sex on Karen’s casket…

There may be spoilers. My Mom knows all, sees all.

 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future, Alternate Universe
Characters: Dwight, Karen
Genres: Humor, Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1772 Read Count: 4203 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 19, 2007 Updated: April 19, 2007
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Date: April 19, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Poor Karen, we knew you so little....

Pam is shredding documents and trips Karen as she walks by the machine.  Karen's pretty straight hair gets caught.  Angela forms the funeral planning committee.

Author's Response: A Funeral Planning Committee!!!! Brilliant!!!

Summary: Past Featured Story

Member's Choice - “My father died, so I’ll need a few days.” She explained in an unaffected sounding voice that surprised even herself. The three other parties in the room were stunned into silence. Jim spoke first. “Jesus, Pam…” She stood with her back to him and addressed Michael as if Jim had not made a sound…as if Jim did not exist. It was the only way.


Categories: Alternate Universe, Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst, Childhood, Inner Monologue, Romance, Travel
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 40335 Read Count: 157572 ePub Downloads: 42
[Report This] Published: April 20, 2007 Updated: June 03, 2007
Reviewer: secondrink Signed
Date: May 22, 2007 Title: Chapter 16: It was Tuesday.

No, I think that this was just right.  Jim would be with it enough to know that he needed to keep it normal and calm for a little bit (esp. after the last ch. in his case!) and let Pam chill for a few days before getting in to things with her.  Good call.

Reviewer: secondrink Signed
Date: May 02, 2007 Title: Chapter 11: Time of Day

I'm just blown away by how well-written this is.  I am loving this story and how you chose to make Pam's dad a hardass.  That would surely explain a lot about her life with Roy.

Author's Response: lol I found myself watching the show and thinking "Why does she keep going back to ROY?!" This was just one thought.  He might remind her or her dad, and she might have needed her dad's approval and never really gotten it.  Thanks for the review, sorry to ramble in reply ;-)

Heat by Caro84 Rated: T [Reviews - 27] 5
Summary: There's a heatwave in Scranton, and the air conditioner breaks at Dunder-Mifflin. Is it true that the heat can have an certain effect on people?
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Dwight, Jim/Pam, Michael
Genres: Fluff, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5472 Read Count: 12798 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: April 21, 2007 Updated: June 10, 2007
Reviewer: secondrink Signed
Date: April 24, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Temporary Relief

Is there going to be back seat - after prom sexin during lunch?  Cause I feel some coming on ;)  I think that Pam + Popsicle is Jim Halpert's kryptonite.

Summary: A sort of five things fic about how Jim, Pam, Ryan, and Kelly influence each other sometimes.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Past
Characters: Jim/Other, Jim/Pam, Pam/Other, Ryan/Kelly
Genres: Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3812 Read Count: 1762 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 24, 2007 Updated: April 24, 2007
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Date: April 24, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: why don't you slide

What a spot-on fic...Boone's Farm is exactly what Kelly would drink casually.  Perfect.

And I did NOT expect the sudden Jim/Ryan action...hello!

Summary: AU. A bitter Pam moves to Chicago after her long-awaited confession to Jim goes horribly awry. She finds herself back in Scranton over the Christmas holiday and finds that running away from Dunder Mifflin is easier said than done. (Loosely based on The Office UK Christmas specials)

Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam, Karen, Michael, Toby
Genres: Angst, Holiday
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3102 Read Count: 6677 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 25, 2007 Updated: April 25, 2007
Reviewer: secondrink Signed
Date: April 25, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I love the idea of Michael taking pictures of everything in the office so he can remember it when he's gone.  Awesome.

Summary:

No matter how much this couple is perfect for each other, they are bound to have flaws. Jim and Pam head to marriage counseling, and learn to deal with their issues in a semi adult manner.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam, Other
Genres: Angst, Humor, Married
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 28635 Read Count: 35435 ePub Downloads: 8
[Report This] Published: April 25, 2007 Updated: June 05, 2007
Reviewer: secondrink Signed
Date: May 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: Juggling Kittens

Mad love for the slow clap!  This series so wonderful...I am really loving it.  Please write more if you are still into it!



Author's Response: Thank you!!! This has been a great experience for me, writing this. And you can never get mad at a slow clap...unless no one else joins in and then you feel stupid!

Reviewer: secondrink Signed
Date: May 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: Bartender Dan and his damn good coffee

This might be the best and most insightful chapter yet...so good!

Summary: A flash back to Pam's first day as receptionist...and her first time meeting Jim. No spoilers. My first ever fic!
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Inner Monologue, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10317 Read Count: 10915 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: April 28, 2007 Updated: May 09, 2007
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Date: May 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5

When you wrote "watercolor landscape" above, I thought it said "watercooler".  That has got to be a sign that I am way too into The Office :) This is def. one of the best "Pam meeting Jim" fics around; good job!

Author's Response: Thank you so much!

Reviewer: secondrink Signed
Date: May 01, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3

I will be saying "son of a beet!" for the rest of the day now...thank you!

Author's Response: You're very welcome, secondrink! Thank YOU so much for reading. I just posted a review to one of your stories....

Summary:

There once was a knight of the ancient family Halpert. He did battle for the hand of the maiden Beasley.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 17 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 33203 Read Count: 37684 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: April 29, 2007 Updated: September 25, 2007
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Date: June 29, 2007 Title: Chapter 15: Chapter 15 - Two Scottish knights vie for maiden's notice

"If you wish to see a fine made, handle my steady pole.”  Soooo glad that I wasn't eating when I read this.  LOL.  And another giggle when Michael the Scot appeared in all his 'finery'.  Yet another wonderful installment, Muggins :)

Summary: Past Featured StorySummer picnics, maps, rain...things change year to year. (No spoilers.)
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Romance, Weekend, Wet Pam/Jim
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3974 Read Count: 24286 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: April 30, 2007 Updated: May 04, 2007
Reviewer: secondrink Signed
Date: May 04, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Summer Picnic 2008

I really loved this conceit and the way you carried it through four chapters without making it repetitive.  Wonderful as always!

Author's Response: Thanks, secondrink...I'm happy you didn't find it repetitive - and that you enjoyed it.

Summary: Past Featured StoryThis is a transcript of The Newlywed Show, taped in December 2009.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Angela, Bob Vance, Creed, Darryl, Dwight, Jim/Pam, Michael/Jan, Ryan/Kelly, Todd Packer
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7859 Read Count: 12320 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: April 30, 2007 Updated: May 13, 2007
Reviewer: secondrink Signed
Date: May 01, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Part I: Five point questions

!!!! When Pam said that Jim was too loud during sex, I was howling.  Good thing my room mate was already at class at 9 am.  Can't wait for the next ch.

Author's Response: Glad you got a laugh out of it, and too bad for your roommate...I always hated early classes.  There will be more to come.

Summary: Jim makes a realization. Karen reveals a secret. Die hard JAMmers be warned.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Other, Karen
Genres: Inner Monologue, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1317 Read Count: 2787 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 01, 2007 Updated: May 01, 2007
Reviewer: secondrink Signed
Date: May 01, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: One Sunday Morning

This is such a well written story and it did make me see how Jim could fall for Karen.  Unfortunately, I can also see Karen getting preggers and leaving and Jim never knowing but the audience does.  NO!!!! 

Five Firsts by sharky Rated: K+ [Reviews - 18] 7
Summary: Now that Jim and Pam are dating, there's a first time for lots of things.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2961 Read Count: 3943 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: May 02, 2007 Updated: May 02, 2007
Reviewer: secondrink Signed
Date: May 02, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Five Firsts

So much word on Pam getting flowers at the office.  Jim better make up for past Valentine's Days in S4!



Author's Response: I know! We need more Valentine's love!

Summary:

After a fire destroys her apartment, Pam moves in with Jim and Karen. Everyone has to find out how they define "friendship". Not for those who prefer their Jim to be wholesome.

 


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst, Claustrophobic Spaces, Steamy
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4076 Read Count: 8105 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 03, 2007 Updated: June 29, 2007
Reviewer: secondrink Signed
Date: June 19, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Two

Are you kidding me!? You must continue!!! Keep truckin' pampongchamp :)

Summary: It's amazing how much you can think in just three seconds when your pulse is racing.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Drabble, Inner Monologue
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 929 Read Count: 17299 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: May 05, 2007 Updated: May 05, 2007
Reviewer: secondrink Signed
Date: May 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 9: Harnesses That Can't Hold Weight

The idea of Pam shivering because she's actually thinking about kissing Jim is awesome.  I'll never think of that scene in the same way again :)



Author's Response: To be honest part of the inspiration for this story came from a quote I remember hearing Jenna give (can't remember where...) about how during this scene she felt like Pam was thinking "if you try to kiss me now I'm not going to stop you." I just loved that, and I'm still thinking if only he had!!! Thanks for the review!

Summary:

Pam wakes up feeling not quite herself...


Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble, Jim, Karen, Pam
Genres: Humor, Weekend, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 819 Read Count: 2707 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 07, 2007 Updated: May 07, 2007
Reviewer: secondrink Signed
Date: May 07, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

This is classic!  I like the crazy conversation with real-life Karen who is at Pam's.  Funny stuff :)

Author's Response: Thaaank you!