Penname: ihaveboneitis Real name:
Member Since: March 06, 2007

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I write a lot.
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but the necessary balloon lies a corpse on the floor by unfold Rated: MA [Reviews - 52] 27
Summary: Sometime post Return. Jim drives Pam home and smuttiness ensues.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Oneshot, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2290 Read Count: 13876 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: March 11, 2007 Updated: March 11, 2007
Reviewer: ihaveboneitis Signed 10
Date: March 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: born on a desert floor, you've the deepest thirst

Oh my, way to make me cry! I love angst so much, and this was just perfect.

So Bad, it's....well....Really Bad. by Maybe Once Rated: T [Reviews - 44] 20
Summary: A short example of the type of literary masterpiece that suits the new "Bad Fanfic" challenge. Please enjoy the glory of this great work of art.
Categories: Other, Jim and Pam
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Challenges: Bad Fanfic
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 300 Read Count: 4113 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 14, 2007 Updated: March 14, 2007
Reviewer: ihaveboneitis Signed 10
Date: March 16, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Abomination of the written word.

mhgvjng "punched the gun from his hand" hahahahahahahahaha. I can't even be coherent because this is so perfect.

Author's Response: I wonder if he should have used an Indiana Jones whip........

Cold Feelings by Night Swept Rated: T [Reviews - 31] 15
Summary: Jim finds a dark new side of himself after the Roy attack. Pam and Karen get their first glimpses of it... Update: Ch4 -- Story concludes -- Jim and Pam have their showdown.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Pam
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4558 Read Count: 14643 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: April 07, 2007 Updated: April 10, 2007
Reviewer: ihaveboneitis Signed
Date: April 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Unwelcome

"You don't deserve to smile, Beesly" is the best Jim line I've read in a long, long time.

A Fool's Bargain by fasterthansnakes Rated: MA [Reviews - 197] 78
Summary: Past Featured Story

 

Pam and Jim decide to get it out of their system...Literally. This idea just wouldn't get out of head, especially after all the fight fics, I figure there has to be another way to get rid of the sexual tension- why not actual 'casual' sex. Oh and it's going to really backfire. P.S. This is way fluffier than my usual stuff AND almost finished too. So there's that.

 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Karen
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9894 Read Count: 190669 ePub Downloads: 31
[Report This] Published: April 08, 2007 Updated: April 16, 2007
Reviewer: ihaveboneitis Signed
Date: April 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: That Was a Great Fight....We Should Do It Again

AHHHH! I LOVE PAM THE SEX KITTEN!

Maybe we're all just playing to get hurt by sherlockelly Rated: MA [Reviews - 15] 4
Summary:

During Basketball, seriously AU, and is basically just rough angry, revenge against Roy sex.

Angsty to the max.


Categories: Episode Related, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2275 Read Count: 6467 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: June 06, 2007 Updated: June 06, 2007
Reviewer: ihaveboneitis Signed
Date: July 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

"HA HA HA HA HA!!! Jim is a douche."

this made me lol for real. Probably not appropriate, but you're hilarious.

Monday, Bloody Monday by officefreak Rated: MA [Reviews - 60] 15
Summary: Pam's a little bit miserable during her time of the month. Hopefully Jim can help make it better.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 6402 Read Count: 31225 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 09, 2007 Updated: August 03, 2007
Reviewer: ihaveboneitis Signed
Date: July 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Ah! Yes! I LOVE IT!

Jim and Pam, All or Nothing by manalouise Rated: MA [Reviews - 6] 4
Summary: Jim and Pam are secretly dating; very smutty!

Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Humor, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3981 Read Count: 8231 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: July 12, 2007 Updated: July 12, 2007
Reviewer: ihaveboneitis Signed
Date: July 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

haha, excellent!