Typical slow days at the office with the Ladies of Dunder Mifflin.
"Mose sat in the rocker that his grandfather had made using wood from his great-grandmother’s coffin."
It's little things like this that makes me love this fic! Also, it it weird that I find that kind of sweet?
Question: Also, it it weird that I find that kind of sweet?
Answer: Yes. *looks around to see if anyone's looking* Okay, no, it's not. But you didn't hear it from me.
I love this story like a fat kid loves easter candy!
The phone convo had me laughing. Stupid Karen always ruins everything! Doesn't she know Pam is trying to get in her boyfriends pants? Can't she give her a little space! Geez. ;)
mmmm....easter candy...yesterday I ate all the jelly bean eggs from the Easter Basket I made for my niece. Last night, I went out and bought more. Right now those jelly beans are staring at me through three walls and they are calling my name...Muggins...Muggins...Muggins....
Okay! I'm back!!!! I think Karen has figured out that Pam is trying to get into her boyfriend's pants. What sucks is that JIM hasn't figured it out yet. What I need you to do, hildawookie, is call Jim and INFORM him of that fact. ASAP. I would but I have more jelly beans to eat!!!
Pam's discovered the world of internet chat rooms. Jim can't resist the chance to be near her in cyberspace. Spoilers up to Cocktails. I. Love. This. Story! God, it's good!
Oh holy hell that was good! I've been so bummed that there hasn't been an update in so long and then we get this!
Matt is now known as Jim.
Jim> No, you are not wrong.
Hildawookie> iz ded!
Michael decides to take his sales dream team on a little trip and pulls Pam along for the ride. Spoilers through Cocktails.I really like Jim/Pam but this Ryan thing is breaking my heart! I'm so torn. Do I want her to end up with Ryan or Jim? I Don't Know! You've got me all confused about my feelings.
Great story by the way! ;)
Crossover between the Saw movies and The Office. The Jigsaw killer kidnaps Jim and puts him to a horrific test. Like all games with this deranged killer, however, there are cruel twists waiting at every juncture. Updated CH4 -- Everyone is in a tough spot-- How does it all end?
I think somehow Karen is involved in this twisted game and she hooked herself because she honestly thought Jim would choose her and didn't hook Pam up because the pain of Jim choosing Karen over Pam would have been far greater than any voltage.
Or my other choice is Phyllis cause Karen made fun of her perfume and thus deserves a little voltage.
Looking forward to the reveal!
Two days after the Booze Cruise...what might've happened if Jim had confessed sooner.So GOOD!!! This chapter was awesome with such high emotions. I felt like I was in the car with them with the rain pounding and the tension...whew. When I finished I felt like I could breath again. Pam doesn't make me want to smack her, I just feel so sorry for both of the characters.
Thanks for such an awesome chapter, and an overall fantastic story. Now I'm going to go write an essay.
Yay - so glad you felt like you could see the action happening, because that's exactly the effect I hope these chapters will have. It's nice, too, to hear you say that you don't really want to smack Pam, because last season when there was all the hating on various characters (whether it was Karen, Jim, or Pam), I just kept thinking that it was sad because they were ALL stuck in a rotten situation, you know? Sigh.
Thanks so much for reviewing!
Ha, I totally got excited because in the back of my brain I was thinking, 'yea, we get more Josh!' Then I realized, no dummy, that was a ploy to get out of there so they can go...do stuff. *wink wink* Which then led me to think, well...dirty, giddy thoughts. Bring on the next chapter!
Loved Jim and Ryan's interaction at the end. Very funny!
Your name just makes me laugh and laugh, hildawookie. :o) Yeah, no more Josh, but I think you'll be okay with what you'll get instead. (pervy Kevin smile) I added the Jim/Ryan thing as an after thought; much as we're supposed to hate Ryan this season, I'm loving the job BJ is doing with him.
Thanks for reviewing!
Heh, I was a little worried that you killed Roy off and that was why he hadn't shown yet. Whew. I kind of can't handle how much I love your Jim. Thanks for the update.
I wish I had a boytoy like Jim to hang out with in the wee hours of the morning while I do schoolwork, like right now. *sigh* But honestly, I would never get anything done if that were the case. I admire Pam for having so much willpower.
Damn that Katy, and her bouncy red hair for deceiving Pam and thus postponing the happiness of Jim, Pam, and myself. But on the plus side that means there will be more chapters, yeee!
Thanks for writing this story, I really like it and I love that you update it so often. These past two days whenever I needed a break from my schoolwork there has been another chapter added. Thanks for being my Jim. ;)
"but she was going to have to give him time."
By time, does she mean the 5 seconds it would take for her to launch from her chair to his? ;)
Sill loving this SO much! Thank you!
Woohoo, thanks for updating tonight, I just finished a killer paper and it's now 2:30 am (I live to procrastinate) and I was hoping there would be something for me to take my mind off the paper I just wrote, although now that I think about it, not so much since it's about an Italian Renaissance painting. Hmm... Anyways, I really liked the chapter and got a kick out of your inclusion of Dawn and Tim, very cute. Looking forward to the next chapter. Yea for Pam and Jim reunited at last!
What if Roy was lying when he said he'd never cheated on Pam? What if Pam was always a little less healthy than she let on? What if everything, everywhere, is only meant to fall apart?Lovely! Thanks so much for this story I really enjoyed reading it. My favorite part of this chapter was the tenderness, and the whispering to take care of her.
Thanks!
Hmmm...romance? Cabins? Candlelight? Yes, yes, and yes.
Squee! Squee! Squee!
Wow, Ryan. I can totally see him doing that. Little bastard that he is.
This was a great chapter, so many descriptions of emotions and facial expressions, I could envision it all. Am I looking forward to the next chapter? Hmm... See above.
I really liked this chapter, so much honesty and communication! I love communication, and I love that Kate nudged things along a bit. Thanks for the chapter, and I'm definitely looking forward to the next.
Love sexy professional Pam! Love, love Jim's reaction to Pam, and that he didn't know she was coming. But you guys broke my heart when she turned down coffee. A sad Jim, makes me very sad. I'm definitely looking forward to the wedding, although Jim's response to seeing Pam with Aidan might break my heart.
p.s. I really like that this is done from both sides and we get to know how both the characters are feeling.
MEMBER'S CHOICE - Katy and Jim are still dating during Jim’s “Email Surveillance” BBQ. When Pam sees them together it lights a fire under her.“I broke up with my boyfriend,” Pam blurted out.
“Oh!” Mark gave Jim a strange look. “That’s . . . too bad.”
Heh, perfect response from anyone who knows how Jim felt about Pam. Loved it!
"You are going to keep one foot on the ground, right?” she asked. Hee!
Great chapter, loved your sweet Jim. Although I don't imagine he was very sweet to Katy when he sent her home with Darryl. 'I'm gonna take Pam home, let's break up. 'k thanks, bye, drive safe!' Or more likely, 'Hey Darryl, can you drive Katy home, and let her know we broke up? 'k thanks, bye, drive safe!'
Looking forward to the next chapter. :)
I was curious about what nose and ear sex were so I googled it. Brave I know. I must say that I'm a little less disturbed about what nose sex entails (if I go by the urban dictionary's definition). But completely horrified about ear sex, I don't even like water to get in my ear! On the plus side I found out that sex can cure a runny nose! Ahh, the internet has such a wealth of knowledge.
So I'm really enjoying this story, mostly because I'm a little disturbed by it, but also because it makes me laugh out loud and then recoil in horror. Well done! I look forward to more.
Author's Response: Yeah, don't google things like that. It'll only serve to scare you.
I got the biggest kick out of Dwight calling Jim Pepe Le Peu. So many images were conjured of Jim turning into Pepe and Pam the little cat - totally cracked me up!
And then I had images of an uncircumcised Michael, which was far less pleasant.
I think I shall go back to the images of Jim as Pepe, less harmful to the brain.
I'm intrigued...I like the idea of Jon and Pam as best friends. I can't say I've seen a story like this before with Jim on the outside of a close friendship with Pam (did that make sense?). I like it. I hope we get to explore Jim's personality a bit more. Will we be getting another chapter soon? Pretty please?
p.s. I would not have guessed this was your first fanfic.
I ams o glad that you like it! I was so nervous posting the first chapter. I've been looking for a story like this for awhile, but couldn't find one, so I decided to just try and write it. I am tweaking the 2nd chapter as we speak, so hopefully I'll have it posted soon.
Thank you so much!!
Wow, three chapters in one day! Love the scene of the two cuddling up for a nap. And damn I almost got shower sex, there is not enough shower sex in fandom! Why is that? I love the turn around Jim has made from being the 22 year old jerk to the 22 year old trapped in a 12 year olds body and punching the girl he likes on the arm.
And holy moley with the sex, wow! And they have a month together! There may be shower sex yet! Woohoo!
Thanks for the fun read!
"and I have kids. It's not like I can bring men home, you know? I need that van."
Bwah! That's awesome!
Thanks, hildawookie. That was one of Swedge's; I loved that, too. From the sounds of it, Meredith has many needs, and she needs the van to help her with them. ;)
Thanks so much for reading and reviewing!! :)
This was very cute. Poor Kelly.
Question: Why did Pam think Jim eating the jelly beans was a bad idea? C'mon Beesley! :)
Hah! That's awesome. If anyone could break her, it would be Andy.
I'm intrigued! I Love FOTC. Can't wait to see where you are going with this.
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