Penname: skjbean Real name:
Member Since: March 19, 2007

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Summary: Ryan/Pam. Set right after The Initiation.
Categories: Other, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Pam, Ryan
Genres: Angst, Oneshot
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1462 Read Count: 2442 ePub Downloads: 8
[Report This] Published: October 28, 2006 Updated: October 28, 2006
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Date: April 03, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: No Longer In Service

This was rec'd recently on TWoP and wow. Amazing.  But poor Pam. And poor Kelly.

Summary:

Typical slow days at the office with the Ladies of Dunder Mifflin.


Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Angela, Karen, Kelly, Meredith, Pam, Phyllis
Genres: Humor, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 84 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 109602 Read Count: 338368 ePub Downloads: 39
[Report This] Published: February 04, 2007 Updated: October 22, 2007
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Date: April 01, 2007 Title: Chapter 44: Chapter 44 - Ryan and Pam's Torrid Love Affair

Ha! That was awesome.

Author's Response:

I wish it was April Fool's every day, I really do.

Reviewer: skjbean Signed
Date: April 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 49: Chapter 49 - Maybe Once I was a Girly Girl

Hahaha! A date with Mose! Awesome!!!  

Reviewer: skjbean Signed
Date: April 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 48: Chapter 48 - a bagillion iced teas are at stake

Man, can you imagine being Dwight's server? That would be the worst! 

 Also, when I said before that I love this so much that it's almost retarded it was tooooootally a compliment.  The "it's" referred to my love, not the story.  Now that sounds retarded.  Whatever. It was a compliment.



Author's Response:

You know it would be the worst because he already said he never leaves tips because he only tips people who do stuff he can't do...like his proctologist. Why was he at a proctologist anyway? Hmmmm... Best not to think about it.

Dang. I'm much better at taking halfsie compliments over real compliments. Keep up the 'hmmm was that a compliment?' compliments. Blush factor is always much lower with the halfsies.

Reviewer: skjbean Signed
Date: April 04, 2007 Title: Chapter 46: Chapter 46 - Kelly is all alone.

Oh, man. Dwight totally would have a creepy squirrel army like the Janitor from Scrubs.  Hee!

Author's Response: The Janitor from Scrubs has a creepy squirrel army???? I must now start watching Scrubs!!!! I am obviously channeling a Janitor from Scrubs for some reason and I must find out why!

Reviewer: skjbean Signed
Date: April 04, 2007 Title: Chapter 45: Chapter 45 - "Hopefully, Jim wore a condom."

Yay! I love this story so much it's almost retarded. 

Author's Response: That's one of those sentences where you read it and you go "I think that was supposed to be a compliment but I'm not sure." So, uh, thank you. Unless, of course, it's not a compliment in which case ***** your ***** and the donkey you rode in on.   love, muggins ψ 

Reviewer: skjbean Signed
Date: April 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 47: Chapter 47 - Creed jiggles Kelly...like a maraca.

Yay!

Summary: Past Featured StoryPam's discovered the world of internet chat rooms. Jim can't resist the chance to be near her in cyberspace. Spoilers up to Cocktails.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 84660 Read Count: 289015 ePub Downloads: 114
[Report This] Published: March 04, 2007 Updated: May 22, 2007
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Date: April 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 13: Before the taking of a toast and tea

Ohmygod, I love it.

Again by girl7 Rated: M [Reviews - 48] 28
Summary:

Post "Ben Franklin," pre "Phyllis's Wedding."  AU in the sense that...well, things go differently here between Jim and Pam than they went on the show.

This is what I'd wish for. 

Also - this is a completed story.


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2897 Read Count: 25298 ePub Downloads: 10
[Report This] Published: March 19, 2007 Updated: March 19, 2007
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Date: March 19, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3

Ok, you actually guilted me into signing up with this site and I'm not sure how I feel about that.  But the story was awesome, as usual!

Author's Response:

Did I really guilt you into it?  I'm sorry!  (Well, sort of....)  Trust me when I tell you that this is a happy place. [/Jim]

Thanks for reviewing!

Summary: After the death of a fellow co-worker, the rest of the office must carry on with their daily routine. However, when a journal is discovered containing many of their secrets, they all have to confront their secrets and the consequences that go with them.
Categories: Other
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: None
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 14520 Read Count: 32388 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 23, 2007 Updated: April 10, 2007
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Date: April 03, 2007 Title: Chapter 8: The Secret

I can't wait to hear more secrets!

Summary: The Dunder Mifflinites have had enough of Jim and Pam's insipid love saga. It's time something was done.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Humor, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10197 Read Count: 19410 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: March 23, 2007 Updated: April 16, 2007
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Date: April 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Stairwells

so cute!

Summary:

A shockingly accurate post-cocktails fic written during the hainous. Jim rebuffs Pam's apologies and while distraught at the grocery store she meets a handsome stranger who catches Karen's eye too.

EPILOGUE ADDED :) STORY FINISHED! I had to change it to Explicit Sexual Content so avoid the epilogue if that isn't really your thing.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Karen, Other
Genres: Angst, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Moderate sexual content, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 15365 Read Count: 50681 ePub Downloads: 8
[Report This] Published: March 24, 2007 Updated: May 16, 2007
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Date: April 03, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: The Arrangement

Oh, awesome! 

Summary: Past Featured StoryMember's Choice - Pam thought she was throwing these letters away. But what happens when your garbage doesn't stay in the garbage? Set mid-season 3.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Other, Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 19 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 47299 Read Count: 182365 ePub Downloads: 33
[Report This] Published: March 25, 2007 Updated: April 01, 2008
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Date: April 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: you're like my best friend

I love this!


Author's Response: Thanks! :)

Summary: Past Featured StoryMichael decides to take his sales dream team on a little trip and pulls Pam along for the ride. Spoilers through Cocktails.
Categories: Other, Alternate Universe
Characters: Angela, Bob Vance, Dwight, Jan, Jim, Karen, Michael, Pam, Pam/Other, Phyllis, Ryan, Stanley
Genres: None
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 44699 Read Count: 129885 ePub Downloads: 45
[Report This] Published: March 27, 2007 Updated: April 17, 2007
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Date: April 01, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: I just don't want it to be weird... you know?

I love this story!  While I am usually all about Jim/Pam (and it seems like that's where this is going eventually, so yay!), I think you've made Ryan and Pam super cute and believable together.  But how are they ever going to explain this to Kelly?  Poor Kelly.

Author's Response: Oh you may just have to wait and see :) But don't worry, I love Kelly!  Thank you!

Reviewer: skjbean Signed
Date: April 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 13: I think when I like someone again, I'll just kinda know.

This equals love.  I totally thought Pam and Jim were going to end up together at the beginning (maybe because I am a newbie to fanfic and I had read only happy Jam funtimes, but I digress...) but lo! Pam/Ryan is way better!  Who knew? You did. Thanks for the edumacation.

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Date: April 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 12: It's impractical, I'm not going to try to get a house like that.

So good!

Reviewer: skjbean Signed
Date: April 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 11: It's been a really rough couple of days... this helps a little.

Gah, poor Ryan! This story is so awesome.  Keep up the good work! (and Yay! for Kelly being happy.)

Reviewer: skjbean Signed
Date: April 03, 2007 Title: Chapter 9: I did not do that. That sounds disgusting.

Wow.  That was amazing.  I especially liked that you didn't have Pam give into Jim, even though I hope those two crazy kids get together eventually... the time, it was not right.

Still, forever, poor Kelly. 



Author's Response: Thank you! I didn't think it would be believable for Pam to just jump into Jim's arms as soon as he wants her to, so thanks for saying that!

Reviewer: skjbean Signed
Date: April 02, 2007 Title: Chapter 8: Sparkling cider is very good.

Okay.  I love this, seriously, but ending it like that?  Eee! I hate so much about the things that you choose to be. [/Michael]

 Also, I still feel really bad for Kelly!



Author's Response: There will be more up very soon and (hopefully) it'll be worth it ;) Thank you!

Summary: Believe it or not, this is a sequel to "The Second Art Show."  Essentially this is my best take at imagining them as a couple, with particular focus on Pam's art career.  Eventually willl have a little bit of everything:  Smut, sunshine, some angst, references to sex with Willie Nelson. 
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jan, Jim/Pam, Michael
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Married, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 14407 Read Count: 24433 ePub Downloads: 8
[Report This] Published: March 28, 2007 Updated: April 10, 2007
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Date: April 04, 2007 Title: Chapter 8: Battle of the Levinsons

I think you did a good job!


Author's Response: Thanks!

Summary:

Story formerly known as Spring Cleaning.  When he realizes she's asking him a serious question there is not even a moment’s hesitation before he answers.  “Sure.  What do you need?”  Future fluff.  Spoiler free, non-fat, as light as airy spun sugar. ;)


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Married, Romance, Steamy, Weekend
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 21874 Read Count: 34797 ePub Downloads: 9
[Report This] Published: March 28, 2007 Updated: July 30, 2007
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Date: April 03, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: I don't say everything, but I paint everything.

So cute!

Author's Response: Thanks!  I'm glad you thought so!

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Date: April 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: You can bury a lot of troubles digging in the dirt.

First of all, Charlotte's Web is terrifying! The baby spiders fly everywhere! It is not right!!

And secondly, and more on topic, I love this. :)



Author's Response:

It is not right.  LOL!  And I'm soooooooooo glad you liked it.   Thanks so much!!!

Summary: Past Featured StoryJan could use a few pointers. Fortunately, Pam has been taking notes. Spoilers up to Cocktails. Hiatusathon request for Moxie.
Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Jan, Pam
Genres: Workdays
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1398 Read Count: 2394 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 01, 2007 Updated: April 01, 2007
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Date: April 01, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Michael Scott: A User's Guide

This story is adorable. Good job!


Author's Response: Thanks, skjbean!

Babylon by Paper Jam Rated: T [Reviews - 29] 17
Summary: Past Featured StoryAll the lights are changing red to green. From denial to truth in an enclosed space. Spoilers up to Cocktails. Hiatusathon request for Moxie.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Claustrophobic Spaces, Fluff, Weekend
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4624 Read Count: 9250 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: April 01, 2007 Updated: April 01, 2007
Reviewer: skjbean Signed
Date: April 01, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Babylon

Awesome.

Author's Response:

Thanks!

Summary:

It was a night of love and romance on the high seas. Such a pity that the Booze Cruise went up in flames and sank to the bottom of Lake Wallenpaupack.
A crossover with Gilligan's Island...because I have no shame. And I can't do justice to X-Files.


Categories: Crossover, Jim and Pam, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: Angela, Dwight, Jim, Jim/Pam, Michael, Pam, Roy, Ryan
Genres: Parody, Romance, Travel, Wet Pam/Jim
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 5289 Read Count: 12104 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 02, 2007 Updated: August 08, 2007
Reviewer: skjbean Signed
Date: April 03, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 - Welcome to Angela's Isle

Aaand this: "He was probably the only person here who had lived for three days only on twigs and his own urine." will pretty much guarantee that I never read fanfic during dinner ever again.

Great beginning, though!  Just don't go forgetting about Girly-Girl Truth or Dare



Author's Response:

I'm actually writing Girly Girl as we speak! :)

And wow, there should be a warning label for moments like that. I remember this first fanfic I ever read and I was at work and it was SMUTTY with a capital "smut" and I just blushed so RED. Everyone thought I was getting heatstroke because THANK GOD, I did the sensible thing and hit alt-ctrl-del. My boss REQUIRES that I have a bottle of water by my desk at all times. Warning Labels. That's what we need.