Penname: UrkelGrue Real name: Anna
Member Since: March 24, 2007

Bio:
I love The Office. People have to constantly remind me that The Office is not, in fact, my life.
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Earlier... by Shassafrass Rated: MA [Reviews - 84] 36
Summary: Past Featured StoryWhat if Jim had finally been stretched to the breaking point before Casino Night?
Categories: Past, Alternate Universe
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Dubious Consent, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7281 Read Count: 49171 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: November 03, 2007 Updated: November 17, 2007
Reviewer: UrkelGrue Signed 10
Date: November 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: 10:45 PM

IT'S BEEN 10 DAYS!
I'm going through withdrawl!
Please write more??

Siren... by Shassafrass Rated: MA [Reviews - 48] 28
Summary:

We interrupt our regularly scheduled programming to bring you a hefty dose of smut. Really. Seriously. I'm not kidding. Not work-safe and don't view this where children can see it.

Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.


Categories: Past, Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Drunk Pam/Jim, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 5341 Read Count: 37546 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: November 20, 2007 Updated: December 21, 2007
Reviewer: UrkelGrue Signed 10
Date: November 20, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: When she calls from the rocks...

Whoa...
That's hot.
Please do continue.

Summary: Jim must deal with a family crisis.  Pam helps him to get through it.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 41 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 79354 Read Count: 184380 ePub Downloads: 47
[Report This] Published: January 21, 2008 Updated: February 05, 2011
Reviewer: UrkelGrue Signed
Date: July 10, 2008 Title: Chapter 16: PDA at Lunch!

aw! i hope you feel better. that's gotta suck but the story is SO good! i love the whole fan girl thing and Pam acting all embarassed. So cute! i hope you update soon! get well! xoxo

Author's Response:

Thanks, UrkelGrue.  Nope, not feeling any better.  It's 2:15 a.m. and I've just given up trying to sleep.  Too damn itchy.

But it was VERY nice to come downstairs and see your review.  So thanks for that!

Reviewer: UrkelGrue Signed 10
Date: July 11, 2008 Title: Chapter 17: Interlude

Thanks so much for updating so soon! Three chapters in 2 days is quite impressive. I've had a massive writers block on my story for a YEAR so yeah...I'm pretty impressed that you manage to spit out these chapters quickly with such high quality of writing.
I'm eager to know what happens at the Guest Accommodations. One bed? *wink wink*
Oh! Also, I had an allergic reaction to makeup once. I put green tea bags on my face...so soothing. I highly reccommed it. Anyways, I hope you're at least starting to feel better! xoxo

Author's Response:

You're welcome!  I really wasn't so creative that I spit these out in two days, though!  I've been fighting with Friday Morning for a while now but I was still working on future chapters.  Most of PDA at Lunch! was written a couple of weeks ago.

Thanks for the tea bag idea.  I just might try that.  I am happy to report that the prednisone is finally kicking in!  Yesterday my husband told me that my face reminded him of the guy in Mask.  Today he says I look almost normal.  Like I said ... better living through chemistry!

Reviewer: UrkelGrue Signed 10
Date: July 15, 2008 Title: Chapter 20: Conversations with God, Parents and the Walker Man

Would it be inappropriate if I told you that I really hope Jim DOES get a boner and Pam notices and awkwardness insues?
On a more serious note, I'm lovin the story and how you portray Jim and his emotions.

Author's Response:

Awkwardness ensues!  I love it.

Thanks very much.  I'm glad you're enjoying the story.  I love Jim – think he's a guy with a lot of depth.  Guess that's no surprise, huh?

Summary: Past Featured StoryPam moved to New York instead of starting work at Dunder Mifflin. Years later she returns and she meets Jim, but they're at very different points in their lives.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Married, Romance
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 23 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 91635 Read Count: 137251 ePub Downloads: 35
[Report This] Published: March 13, 2008 Updated: July 22, 2008
Reviewer: UrkelGrue Signed 10
Date: June 12, 2008 Title: Chapter 18: I'll always love her

um, I'm going to wanting some smut.
Just to let you know.
Because you write it so well ;)

Author's Response: Thanks, I\'ll take that into consideration.

Before Sunrise by morethanthat Rated: Private [Reviews - 40] 15
Summary: An evening in New York City, two years after they break up. Brought to you by Love and the Stupid Stuff It Makes You Do. Rated: MA

Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Other, Jim/Pam, Pam/Other
Genres: Angst, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8056 Read Count: 13891 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: March 30, 2008 Updated: April 03, 2008
Reviewer: UrkelGrue Signed 10
Date: October 20, 2008 Title: Chapter 3: But then the morning comes, and we turn back into pumpkins, right?

SEQUELLLLL!!!
por favor

Author's Response: i don't think i've been asked in spanish before :) well, i hate to say it, but i'm not sure there's a sequel in this fic's future... but one never really knows.

Summary: Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.


Just a little oneshot of Kevin's wedding. My first fic, it's fluffier than bunnies. Just how me likey.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff, Holiday, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Challenges: Kevin's Wedding
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3693 Read Count: 3295 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 03, 2008 Updated: April 03, 2008
Reviewer: UrkelGrue Signed 5
Date: April 04, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I liked the story but it seemed really rushed.

Summary: The sequel to Dunder Hall, This is Pam. Picks up several years after where we last left off.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Inner Monologue, Romance
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 19453 Read Count: 13406 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: April 16, 2008 Updated: August 18, 2008
Reviewer: UrkelGrue Signed 10
Date: July 31, 2008 Title: Chapter 5: warming up

oh my god! i was so looking forward to them having sex like RIGHT NOW. But this is ok too. I LOVE THIS STORY!

Author's Response: Thanks UrkelGrue. I\'ll try not to be a smut tease, and really that\'s just me writing and getting way ahead of myself. I too need them to just get to the sex, but that can\'t be healthy. Can it?

Reviewer: UrkelGrue Signed
Date: July 08, 2008 Title: Chapter 3: her ring

could you please update this?
i've been waiting for a new chapter for over 2 months...
pretty please?

Author's Response: end of the week... I promise. I just wanted to finish my other story. I\'ve had this chapter started for awhile so I promise that it will be up before I post my epilogue for the other story.

Reviewer: UrkelGrue Signed 10
Date: July 19, 2008 Title: Chapter 4: maybe this time

aw! you made me cry! i just love their story line and history and everything. it makes me so emotional.
p.s. yay for extra updates!

Author's Response: Oooh tears. I love that you love them so much. Thanks for reading and waiting forever and a year for an update.\r\n

Summary: Jim and Pam are next door neighbors in their early 20's and have known each other their whole lives. Jim's brother Jonathan and Pam are best friends and Pam does not like Jim at all... or does she? AU (ya think?!)
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam, Other, Pam, Pam/Roy
Genres: Angst, Childhood, Drunk Pam/Jim, Holiday, Humor, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy, Wet Pam/Jim
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 29666 Read Count: 75031 ePub Downloads: 13
[Report This] Published: April 20, 2008 Updated: May 16, 2008
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Date: April 22, 2008 Title: Chapter 3: Bonnie and Clyde

HOT! i would like to hear all about this taste test of Jim's.

Author's Response:

Hear about? Or experience...

Thank you so much for reading my lil ole story!

P.S. The whole "Urkelgrue" scene with Jim and Michael is one of my favorites... I'm not exactly sure why, but i laugh out loud every time i see it.  

La Douleur Exquise by morethanthat Rated: Private [Reviews - 16] 9
Summary: Title translates to ‘exquisite pain.’ The office reacts when a secret of Jim and Pam’s is revealed: Andy is empathetic, Angela disapproves, and Michael is intrigued. Rated T
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Drabble
Warnings: Moderate sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 356 Read Count: 3355 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: May 04, 2008 Updated: May 04, 2008
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Date: May 04, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: My good friend Captain Tuna

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! FUCKING AWESOME
you should write a chapter on HOW that happened

Author's Response: to be honest, i started it, but only got as far as a paragraph.  if i really commit i think i can do it.... glad you enjoyed!

Summary: This takes places right after the season 4 finale ends. Spoilers for season finale episode. This tory is all about the What/if's of season 5. What happens when Jim and Pam go home that night. This story continues way into the future. Jim gets a new job. Pam recieves jewelry wink wink etc. I have labeled all chapters that contain explict mature content.
I don't own these characters.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Andy, Angela, David Wallace, Dwight, Dwight/Angela, Jim/Pam, Karen, Kelly, Michael, Phyllis
Genres: Angst, Humor, Romance, Steamy, Suspense, Weekend, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: After the fireworks
Chapters: 17 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 23053 Read Count: 57915 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: May 16, 2008 Updated: July 03, 2008
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Date: June 09, 2008 Title: Chapter 14: Chapter 14 Lost

you need more smut in this story.

Author's Response: More? I guess that means you liked it. I aim to please. More to cum.

Campfires by Daoust Rated: M [Reviews - 35] 13
Summary:

Jim chooses to counsel at a camp he hasn't been back to for years rather than spend a week with his parents. Pam, who spent most of the summers of her youth at the camp fears she is outgrowing it. Will the week they spend together at camp cause them both to re-evaluate their feelings for this place?


Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Childhood, Holiday, Romance
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 16072 Read Count: 16126 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: June 02, 2008 Updated: June 21, 2008
Reviewer: UrkelGrue Signed 10
Date: June 14, 2008 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter Eight

oh god continue RIGHT NOW

Reviewer: UrkelGrue Signed
Date: July 07, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter One

it's been too long. please update.

Summary: Post Casino Night: a rejected and broken Jim loses control. It's a little dark and so if this isn't your thing, then you may want to give this one a miss.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jan, Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Inner Monologue, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3929 Read Count: 4151 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: June 07, 2008 Updated: June 07, 2008
Reviewer: UrkelGrue Signed 10
Date: June 07, 2008 Title: Chapter 2: This Is How You Found Me

I think you should continue this..
Just a thought

Author's Response: Hey UrkelGrue! Thanks for posting and sorry it\'s taken me this long to respond. I really didn\'t intend to continue the story but lately I\'ve been thinking that there may be some mileage in it. All I\'m lacking is the time, some ideas and the inspiration - hmmm.

Summary: A somewhat bitter Pam reconciles with an unsuspecting Jim. Read: spilt liquids and borrowed clothes. Rated M as the later chapters get racier.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1523 Read Count: 1345 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: June 15, 2008 Updated: June 16, 2008
Reviewer: UrkelGrue Signed 10
Date: June 16, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: 1) My work is unparalleled

i love it.
jim+pam+bed=something amazing every time.

Summary: An AU set in Philadelphia in which Pam moves into Jim's apartment building. General spoilers up through the end of season 4 are subject to appear.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam, Pam/Roy
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 36219 Read Count: 51370 ePub Downloads: 10
[Report This] Published: June 16, 2008 Updated: October 02, 2008
Reviewer: UrkelGrue Signed 10
Date: July 25, 2008 Title: Chapter 7: The Night

Ok, I really REALLY wish you'd write some smut here but if you feel uncomfortable with it, I understand. Although, I must say that I have never read bad smut even when the author make those comments like "It's my first time. Sorry if it's terrible." Anyways, I'm babbling. I think you would be good at writing smut judging from your non-smut writing which btw is very good. I LOVED THIS CHAPTER! sorry for the long and obnoxious review!

Author's Response: Thank you! Sadly, I have attempted smut once and was very embarrassed by it, so I never venture into that realm anymore. I know there are a lot of really good smutfics out there though (I\'m not too embarrassed to read them by any means), so I just feel more comfortable directing all of you there. I\'m so glad you enjoyed this chapter though!! Thanks so much again!!!

Summary: Jim and Pam didn't just kiss Casino Night.

Takes place after the Merger.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 591 Read Count: 4434 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: June 30, 2008 Updated: June 30, 2008
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Date: July 01, 2008 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

ah! love it! update asap!

Summary: "She had said goodbye to a dead town and a dying love. She’d wrenched herself away from everything she’d known, picked up a fairy godmother (or two), and fought hard to paint herself a new life." AU after Season 2.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Pam
Genres: Angst, Travel
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 9288 Read Count: 12830 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: July 13, 2008 Updated: August 03, 2011
Reviewer: UrkelGrue Signed 10
Date: July 16, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: "Frankly, it's a little surreal."

I would LOVE to see where this is going. please continue.

I Object by gamesetmatch Rated: K+ [Reviews - 45] 15
Summary: AU: Karen and Jim are getting married! How does everyone inside (and outside!) the office react? Begins pre-Beach Games.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff, Humor
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 7176 Read Count: 14290 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 14, 2008 Updated: July 17, 2008
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Date: July 15, 2008 Title: Chapter 2: chapter two: venting

love it! if i were Pam i would have slapped Jim. please update soon. I gotta know what happens next.

Author's Response: Jim\'s definetly not acting like himself, is he? I can assure you teh next chapter will be up soon! Thanks so, so much for your review!

Reviewer: UrkelGrue Signed 10
Date: July 15, 2008 Title: Chapter 3: chapter three: not a big deal

Awesome! I want more! This reminds me of My Best Friend's Wedding with Julia Roberts. Seriously, I want to know how it will end! Update soon!

Author's Response: Thanks so much! Wow, I haven\'t seen that movie in about six years, but who knows! Maybe I was channeling it subconsiouly? Haha, well thanks for your review, and hopefully I\'ll have this story finished by Friday! Thanks so much for keeping up the story!

Reviewer: UrkelGrue Signed 10
Date: July 16, 2008 Title: Chapter 5: chapter five: the wedding part I and epiphanies

ohmigiddygod!
Ok, well I assume and voice is Pam's and another's is Will's but I have no idea who the third person is. PLEASE update quickly because I NEED to know!

Author's Response: Haha, the next chapter is coming! It\'s so awesome that you\'re so loyal, I know for sure all your answers will come with the next chapter.

Reviewer: UrkelGrue Signed 10
Date: July 17, 2008 Title: Chapter 6: chapter six: the wedding part II and "what are you doing?"

LOVED it. Especially the line "wedding objector, possible life ruin-er.". Seriously it made my day to see this updated. So, tell us, what exactly happens next at the reception?