Penname: Klankie Real name: Joey
Member Since: March 24, 2007

Bio:
I have an unhealthy obsession with this show and particularly Jim and Pam.  I love the fact that this website exists and is populated with such incredible works of fiction.
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Reviews by Klankie
Summary: Past Featured Story

A series of related drabbles that begin prior to The Merger and continue on from there.

Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: Andy, Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Michael, Pam, Toby
Genres: Angst, Drabble, Inner Monologue, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 77 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 14640 Read Count: 70495 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: November 30, 2006 Updated: March 23, 2007
Reviewer: Klankie Signed 9
Date: May 15, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Pam - Sway

I just came upon this by searching old pages at TWOP and I am so glad that I did.  I love how you have written the Pam and Toby dynamic.  It is fantastic.  I also feel like I might be a little bit in love with Toby, which is completely shocking to me.  I wish I had Pams colouring book of people at the office, what a great way for her to connect with Sasha, especially considering how Pam never felt comfortable around kids.  I hope that somewhere in the back of your mind you are still working on this story.  Great work!

Summary:

Valentine's Day comes and goes at Dunder Mifflin. Pam is conflicted. Spoilers up to The Return.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam, Michael
Genres: Fluff, Inner Monologue, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 783 Read Count: 2965 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: February 01, 2007 Updated: February 01, 2007
Reviewer: Klankie Signed
Date: June 27, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I loved this!  The message in the card made me all giddy.  This was short and sweet.  Well done.

Summary: Past Featured StoryYup, it’s a post-Cocktails fic! With a bit of a twist. Karen does a bad thing, and Jim is about to suffer the consequences…
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jan, Jim/Pam, Karen, Michael, Roy
Genres: Weekend
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 31515 Read Count: 137813 ePub Downloads: 43
[Report This] Published: February 27, 2007 Updated: April 16, 2007
Reviewer: Klankie Signed
Date: April 04, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: Strength

This whole story is amazing.  The suspense is killing me but in a glorious way.  I love how you have portrayed Pam, so hesitant, which is so true.  On one hand I just want to scream at her, "it's Jim, what are you waiting for!" but on the other hand it is so realistic.  I have to say that the sneeze was hilarious.  I literally laughed out loud, which I hardly ever do in fics.  Great, great work.  Loving every word. 

Author's Response:

Awww, thank you! I want to scream at Pam too! And Jim. Basically, the only reason I don't scream at my TV every Thursday is that I watch with like 10 other people and it would be awkward.

And yay for the sneeze! I was cracking up writing it.

Farewell by BeckySue Rated: K [Reviews - 44] 10
Summary:

“Pam? Well, we are more like acquaintances now. She does her own thing and I do mine. It’s best this way if you think about it,”  Jim said into the camera.

Pam is leaving Dunder Mifflin. Where do Jim and Pam stand before her departure?


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 10696 Read Count: 13212 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: March 07, 2007 Updated: March 25, 2007
Reviewer: Klankie Signed
Date: March 24, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

The first chapter was kind of soul crushing but the 2nd and 3rd chapters are slowly lifting my spirits.  Please keep going with this marvelous story.  Also, I was just in Paris last summer and it is so true about there being couples everywhere.  We actually started a tally of all the couples we could see making out in public.  I think we may have reached the high teens in less than a week.  Great detail.

Coming Home by Maybe Once Rated: T [Reviews - 27] 7
Summary: When waiting for Jim gets to be too much to bear.....
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Angst
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1994 Read Count: 13320 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 08, 2007 Updated: April 14, 2007
Reviewer: Klankie Signed
Date: March 27, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2: Begrudge

There are so many things that I am loving about this story.  The imagery of the pencil snapped in half.  How Jim does seem to be less happy now although technically things are working out for him.  I especially love this line "But don't YOU begrudge ME the right to be really, really sad about it."  Great job and I can't wait fo rhte next update.

Author's Response: Thanks...sorry it took so long to update!

That Night by Colette Rated: M [Reviews - 57] 31
Summary: Past Featured StoryBefore, during, after (peas, waffles.) Post-Cocktails...but no fighting.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Oneshot, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3232 Read Count: 13905 ePub Downloads: 7
[Report This] Published: March 14, 2007 Updated: March 14, 2007
Reviewer: Klankie Signed
Date: April 04, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Wow. This was sad and beautiful and funny and totally hot and just perfect.  Loved every word.  Thank you.

Author's Response: Thank you so much, Klankie. Really appreciate your letting me know how much you liked it!

In Progress by tv_dream Rated: K [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Pam is a work in progress. (Set during the ambiguous time period after Casino Night and before the Season 3 Premiere.)
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Pam
Genres: Angst, Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 345 Read Count: 1168 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 17, 2007 Updated: March 17, 2007
Reviewer: Klankie Signed
Date: March 24, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: In Progress

This was so beautifully written.  Although it was short, it was very powerful.  Very well done.

Summary:

He gathers up enough resolve to ask her what's wrong, bracing himself for I thought you said it was a long time ago.

Set post-The Secret.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 399 Read Count: 3103 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 19, 2007 Updated: March 19, 2007
Reviewer: Klankie Signed
Date: March 24, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I really enjoyed this.  My favourite line was "and it's like they're competing for who can hide the most and who can say the least."  It's so true and angsty and everything they are about.  Great work!

Summary: Past Featured Story

In the end, it is never, never giving up.

[Post Cocktails]


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Oneshot, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3307 Read Count: 6307 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: March 24, 2007 Updated: March 24, 2007
Reviewer: Klankie Signed
Date: March 25, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I was worried when I first started this that it wasn't going to have a happy ending.  I was pleasantly surprised.  Loved this line "She’s waiting for it when she hears the click of the handle, like it’s the safety on a gun, like it’s the grating sound of a floorboard in a horror movie, foreboding, unstoppable, inevitable.  It gave me butterflies.  Great work.

Author's Response:

You were worried?  I was worried!  Halfway through I had to decide whether I wanted a happy or sad ending, and it was a tough choice.  I hope I went with the right option. ;)

Thanks for your comment!  Happy to hear you enjoyed the story. 

Summary: Past Featured StoryMember's Choice - Pam thought she was throwing these letters away. But what happens when your garbage doesn't stay in the garbage? Set mid-season 3.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Other, Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 19 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 47299 Read Count: 182374 ePub Downloads: 33
[Report This] Published: March 25, 2007 Updated: April 01, 2008
Reviewer: Klankie Signed
Date: April 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: the deep end...

i am really enjoying this.  It is a nice twist to the typical JAM stories, not that I don't love them all.  can't wait for the next update.  Go Marsha go!  

Author's Response: I'm so glad you like it. I know it's different and different isn't for everyone, so it's good to have that validation. Oh, and you're welcome to a spot on Marsha's personal cheerleading squad!

Summary: What does the song that you can't stop singing say about you? Have you ever had a song stuck in your head? Well, it happens at Dunder Mufflin too. This is just a fun piece with 5 different employees getting caught singing to themselves or to someone else.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2069 Read Count: 2054 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 27, 2007 Updated: March 27, 2007
Reviewer: Klankie Signed
Date: March 27, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Been Caught Singing

Great job!  Of course loved the part with Jim and Pam, so sweet and sad at the same time, but gave me hope.  Creed is hilarious.  Loved Ryan and Kelly, although I'm still on the fence about him being a jerk.  Thanks.

Author's Response: Yeah, Ryan.....I don't know I think he likes her, maybe loves her, but he definitely has his moments good and bad.  Creed is legitimately one of my favorites and I do need his comic relief when the JAM angst gets to be too much.  Glad you liked the spot of JAM.  :-)

Summary:

A night of reading fanfic gives Pam some courage...

Response to the Internet Fanbase Challenge.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam, Roy
Genres: Fluff, Inner Monologue, Romance
Warnings: Other Adult Theme
Challenges: Internet Fanbase
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 981 Read Count: 3164 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: March 27, 2007 Updated: March 27, 2007
Reviewer: Klankie Signed
Date: March 27, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: It's Simple

This was cute and fun.  I liked how she said Roy wasn't as big of a doofus as he is portrayed in the show.  There must have been some reason Pam stayed with him for so long, right?  I loved Jim showing up at the end in the rain.  Wet Jim is always yummy. 

Thanks for a great job. 



Author's Response:

i know,there must be. i mean, i figure we know roy has sucked in a lot of ways. but, he couldn't have always been bad. and he must have some nice sides to him

and wet jim... i thought maybe it would be slightly cliche (and i almost metioned it), but i love wet jim and it was just way to romantic not to put in.

thanks for the review! 

Summary: Past Featured StoryMichael decides to take his sales dream team on a little trip and pulls Pam along for the ride. Spoilers through Cocktails.
Categories: Other, Alternate Universe
Characters: Angela, Bob Vance, Dwight, Jan, Jim, Karen, Michael, Pam, Pam/Other, Phyllis, Ryan, Stanley
Genres: None
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 44699 Read Count: 129885 ePub Downloads: 45
[Report This] Published: March 27, 2007 Updated: April 17, 2007
Reviewer: Klankie Signed
Date: March 28, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Anybody making out in here? Not yet, give it time.

Wow, I have to say that I am actually digging Ryan in this story.  Never thought that would happen.  With Jim asking why Pam was coming on the trip, to him being kind of a jerk, I am liking the Pam/Ryan thing.  I am a Jammer at heart though.  Either way, great job!  Can't wait for the next chapter.



Author's Response: Yay for digging Ryan :) I'm so glad that even die-hard Jammers can open their minds up to some different fanfic ;) Thank you!!

Reviewer: Klankie Signed
Date: April 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 10: Well I heard they made out... and had sex.

I can't tell you how much I am loving this story.  I never really liked Ryan all that much.  Plus I have always been a huge Jam fan, but now you have turned my Office fandom world upside down.  I can't believe that I am actually rooting for Pam/Ryan now.   I have even sought out other fics looking for that pairing now.  (Although, no disresect to other writers, but I prefer yours.)  But I still want Jim and Pam to be together,  oh the turmoil!  Hee.  Thinking about this story also made me find and reread the Improper Bostonian with B.J. on the cover.  I have a newfound respect for his hotness.

Thank you for opening my eyes to the glory that is B.J. Novak and for constantly updating this dawesome story.

One other thing that I love is that you made Karen likeable and relateable.  Kudos!



Author's Response: Oh my GOD, can I just tell you how much I am dying to get a copy of that Improper Bostonian??? I tried going on the website but I don't live in Boston so I couldn't get one :( Its kind of a tragedy.  And did you watch his recent appearance on Conan?  If that doesn't turn someone into a BJ fan nothing will :) 

Reviewer: Klankie Signed
Date: April 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 12: It's impractical, I'm not going to try to get a house like that.

uurrrggghh.  I am so torn.  I don't want her to abandon Ryan because I have kind of fallen in love with the Ryan that you write.  But at the same time I think I am hard wired to root for Jim and Pam being together.  I guess I just have to constantly check for updates to see which side will win and which will lose.

Oh yeah, awesome job as usual.

Summary:

 Michael’s leaning forward on his elbows, staring at her across his desk.  “That was definitely heroic and, if I may say so, romantical of you.  Well done.” While he shoots her what is meant to be a congratulatory grin, Pam stares down at the teal glass shards in her laps, still clutching the ice pack, trying desperately to pretend that the tears have stopped.

Post-Cocktails.


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 14657 Read Count: 13618 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: April 02, 2007 Updated: April 29, 2007
Reviewer: Klankie Signed
Date: April 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Fairy Tales and Castles

Holy Crap.  this was ... i dont know if I have the words.  I actually had tears in my eyes.  When Jim said this " You can’t deal with the fact that she’s perfect for me, that you don’t have anything over her, that we might be-"

broke my heart .  I do love angst generally much more than I love fluff, but I am hoping that this gets fluffy soon, although i will enjoy the journey.

Reviewer: Klankie Signed
Date: April 04, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Somewhere in Between

No fic has ever made me teary, but when Pam was leaning over the broken shards of her tea pot I had to blink a few times so that I could keep reading.  I can't wait for the rest.  Great job!

Through Denim by Geinnob Rated: M [Reviews - 20] 11
Summary: No plot, just sexage
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Steamy
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 996 Read Count: 6352 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 03, 2007 Updated: April 03, 2007
Reviewer: Klankie Signed
Date: June 27, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Through Denim

Wow....just wow.  So delicious.

Summary: The future that Pam wanted is the future this Pam gave up. Pam takes a shower. Takes place immediately post-"Cocktails."
Categories: Other
Characters: Pam
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2025 Read Count: 2796 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 05, 2007 Updated: April 05, 2007
Reviewer: Klankie Signed
Date: April 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

That was heartbreaking and beautiful. I loved this line "She thinks about what that girl would think of who she has become." It reminded me of a scene in Take Your Daughter to Work Day when Pam said she wanted to be an artist when she grew up and then the girl pointed out that she was a grown up. (I can't remember exactly what happened).  Loved the history of her and Roy. 

Great work!



Author's Response: Thank you so much!

Summary: Ryan hears a burglar, and his roommate hears way too much. Spoilers for "The Negotiation."
Categories: Other
Characters: Ryan/Kelly
Genres: None
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 844 Read Count: 1147 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 05, 2007 Updated: April 05, 2007
Reviewer: Klankie Signed
Date: April 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

This was hilarious.  I can definitely see a Ryan/Kelly conversation like this.  Poor roomate.  Great job.

Author's Response: Yay, thank you!

Summary:

Post The Negotiation (no spoilers).

My attempt at working it all out. This will span ten chapters and will include flashbacks to previous episodes/seasons.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Darryl, Dwight, Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Michael, Roy, Toby
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 36956 Read Count: 86646 ePub Downloads: 27
[Report This] Published: April 07, 2007 Updated: April 27, 2007
Reviewer: Klankie Signed
Date: April 29, 2007 Title: Chapter 12: Chapter 12

That was just... WOW.  You are an incredible writer.  In fact, you and nomadshan are the reasons that I first started to read Office fanfic, and now I am totally addicted.  I loved everything about this story from the angsty fights to the hot hot smut.  You write Pam and Jim completely in character.  Just absolutely great!  Thank you.

Paperwork by shan21 Rated: T [Reviews - 59] 34
Summary: Past Featured Story

Jim gets fussy and Pam gets fed up.

Spoilers through The Negotiation.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam, Phyllis, Toby
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3435 Read Count: 9865 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: April 08, 2007 Updated: April 08, 2007
Reviewer: Klankie Signed
Date: April 08, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

This was AWESOME and so sad and angsty and hot.  I think I gasped out loud with this line

“I guess I’m just not one of those people who can instantly get over someone that I loved. I don’t expect you to understand that.”  In my head i was shouting "Go PAM!", except then you made me feel sorry for Jim right after that.

i have to say that my favourite line was this:

But then another few seconds pass, and then she decides that she doesn’t want to wait for his wheels.

Loved it. Loved it . Loved it.

Well done!

Summary: Past Featured Story

 

Pam and Jim decide to get it out of their system...Literally. This idea just wouldn't get out of head, especially after all the fight fics, I figure there has to be another way to get rid of the sexual tension- why not actual 'casual' sex. Oh and it's going to really backfire. P.S. This is way fluffier than my usual stuff AND almost finished too. So there's that.

 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Karen
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9894 Read Count: 190690 ePub Downloads: 31
[Report This] Published: April 08, 2007 Updated: April 16, 2007
Reviewer: Klankie Signed
Date: April 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: "So That Was Different"

Wow! So so hot!  I can't wait for the next part.

ALso I thought this "she knows this is possibly the worst decision she’s made since, “June 10th sounds Great!” was hilarious.



Author's Response: i added that at the last second on the later review I realized that it was my favorite line too.

Summary: Past Featured Story

MEMBER'S CHOICE - "Here’s the thing Jim, sometimes being in love means doing things you don’t want to do for the other person. For you, right now, it means just being her friend. And I think you’re selling yourself short, you are strong enough to do this."

Jim gets some much needed advice about Pam and a little push in the right direction from Mark's girlfriend Jane. Spoilers through the Negotiation.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen, Kelly, Other
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 27221 Read Count: 72147 ePub Downloads: 11
[Report This] Published: April 10, 2007 Updated: September 22, 2007
Reviewer: Klankie Signed
Date: April 30, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Slow Down Kelly (TWSS)

I am really looking forward to see what happens when they finally start talking again.  I actually quite enjoy the Jane character.  I like how she's not afraid to tell him what an ass he is being.  Wish someone would do that on the show.  Update soon (if you can).

Author's Response: Sorry that I made you wait, but I did update and I hope you like it.  I love having a way to tell Jim to suck on it.  I mean c'mon!  Thanks for reading and reviewing and I'm glad you like it.

Summary: The loneliness became too much for Pam to bear. She just had to move .

Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Pam
Genres: Angst
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1220 Read Count: 1606 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 28, 2007 Updated: April 28, 2007
Reviewer: Klankie Signed
Date: April 29, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Please, please do a follow up if you feel like there is more to say.  I love the way that you described Pam's loneliness, it felt all too palpable and real.  Great job and good luck on your exams!