Penname: 3vasectomies Real name:
Member Since: August 17, 2020

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Stories by 3vasectomies
Rated: T [Reviews - 17] 16
Summary:

Only You, Part 1 of 2 — A week after Casino Night, Pam calls Jim’s Stamford work number.  She leaves him a message, telling him the truth.
A Season 3 Reimagining

Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Alternate Universe
Characters: Andy, Angela, Bob Vance, Carol, Creed, Darryl, David Wallace, Dwight, Dwight/Angela, Hunter, Jan, Jim, Jim/Pam, Josh Porter, Karen, Katy, Kelly, Kevin, Meredith, Michael, Michael/Carol, Michael/Jan, Mose, Oscar, Oscar/Gil, Other, Pam, Pam/Roy, Penny Beesly, Phyllis, Phyllis/Bob Vance, Roy, Ryan, Ryan/Kelly, Stanley, Toby, Todd Packer
Genres: Drama, Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff, Holiday, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, In Stamford, Inner Monologue, Romance, Travel, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Other Adult Theme, Possible Triggers
Series: Only You
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 52029 Read Count: 4094 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: January 08, 2021 Updated: February 20, 2021
Rated: T [Reviews - 42] 15
Summary:

Jim picks up the phone and dials the number, but as all his mistakes flash before his eyes, he realizes that he can't hurt her again.  Athlead is forever out of his reach.
A Season 9 reimagining
CURRENTLY ON HIATUS

Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Alternate Universe
Characters: Andy, Angela, Bob Vance, Brian, Carol, Cece Halpert, Clark, Creed, Darryl, David Wallace, Dwight, Dwight/Angela, Erin, Gabe, Helene Beesly, Jan, Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Kelly, Kevin, Mark, Meredith, Mose, Nellie, Oscar, Other, Pam, Pete, Phyllis, Phyllis/Bob Vance, Roy, Ryan, Ryan/Kelly, Stanley, Toby, Todd Packer
Genres: Drama, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Kids/Family, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Other Adult Theme, Possible Triggers
Series: Never Give Up
Chapters: 22 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 86308 Read Count: 7276 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: August 20, 2020 Updated: January 03, 2021
Rated: T [Reviews - 2] 4
Summary:

He's a criminal with a face of gold.
    She's a hotdog vender with a heart of gold.
What will happen when their paths cross again?

Categories: Other
Characters: None
Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1014 Read Count: 606 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 06, 2020 Updated: November 06, 2020
Rated: K+ [Reviews - 6] 4
Summary:
With half the office gone and no real leader, Nellie takes it upon herself to fill the roll of regional manager for the day.

Categories: Other, Alternate Universe
Characters: Clark, Creed, David Wallace, Erin, Kevin, Meredith, Nellie, Oscar, Pete, Toby
Genres: Humor, Workdays
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: Never Give Up
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1341 Read Count: 4826 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 01, 2020 Updated: November 01, 2020
Rated: T [Reviews - 4] 9
Summary:
After over a year of marital (near) bliss, the Halperts have their first big fight.

Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Cece Halpert, Darryl, Helene Beesly, Jim, Jim/Pam, Kelly, Pam, Toby
Genres: Humor, Kids/Family, Workdays
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: Episode Relateds
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1545 Read Count: 481 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 22, 2020 Updated: October 22, 2020
Rated: K+ [Reviews - 10] 11
Summary:

Seven 55-word vignettes detailing Jim's first week of his medical leave.

Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Cece Halpert, Dwight, Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Hurt/Comfort, Kids/Family, Romance
Warnings: Other Adult Theme, Possible Triggers
Series: Never Give Up
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 359 Read Count: 1254 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 15, 2020 Updated: October 15, 2020
Rated: T [Reviews - 5] 5
Summary:

The infamous snowball war is over.  Holly sits Jim and Dwight down to establish reconciliation.

Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Andy, Dwight, Holly, Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Holiday, Humor, Workdays
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: Episode Relateds
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1576 Read Count: 379 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 11, 2020 Updated: October 11, 2020
Rated: T [Reviews - 2] 4
Summary:

After Dwight's disaster of a fire drill, the office couple tries to make sense of it all.

Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Dwight, Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: Episode Relateds
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1594 Read Count: 485 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 09, 2020 Updated: October 09, 2020