Date: April 04, 2007 08:20 pm Title: Chapter 46 - Kelly is all alone.
I love how everyone's fics are starting to hint at each others, like the Ryan/Pam and squirrel references! Just makes me laugh.
Also, Kelly is now my hero because there's no way I'd have screamed once I got out to the office. Threatened? Sure. Actually done it? Heck no.
So yeah. Once again you have rocked my world! Keep up the good work.
Author's Response:
That was my little mini-challenge of the day. I actually reference 5 fics can you guess the other 3. Hint - it is only in this chapter.
10 [Report This]Date: April 04, 2007 08:13 pm Title: Chapter 46 - Kelly is all alone.
Wow, a restaurant actually buys beets from Shrute farm? Amazing...Ok, Dwight is really cute as a boyfriend. But then I read this: ...he sure hoped it was going down on Dwight. and then Dwight and Jim went in the little room together. And now I'm feeling a bit like Meredith or something. Also, come on, how hot is Jim saying "we are MEN."
Author's Response:
Girl. You have a very dirty...I mean I thought I was dirty minded and I didn't see that AT ALL.
Answer - Very hot. They have to have him say it in the show. It must be done.
Date: April 04, 2007 08:07 pm Title: Chapter 46 - Kelly is all alone.
i was so about to go to sleep, but i saw this, and i couldn't resist.
and a SAFARI party. yep, i can see that happening. Normally, nope. But with Michael... yep!
Haha, a squirrel can smile.. but maybe I am just channeling Squirrel McPants :).
I loved Kelly emailing to herself.
AND A SCREAM!
Do I have to wait until tomorrow to know more? TOMORROW IS A NEW OFFICE. yes, new office overshadows this! *can go to sleep happy because in less than 24 hours there is a new office*
Author's Response: Oh if you like the SAFARI party wait until you see Michael's themed party for tomorrow. Hoo boy. Everyone is channeling Squirrel McPants! :)
Date: April 04, 2007 08:04 pm Title: Chapter 46 - Kelly is all alone.
AAAAH! Stuffed squirrels!!!! Nooooo!
8 [Report This]Date: April 04, 2007 04:20 pm Title: Chapter 45 - "Hopefully, Jim wore a condom."
Now there's a title for you! ;) Great work.
Author's Response:
Question - How did you know Ryan's middle name was Bailey?
Date: April 04, 2007 03:06 pm Title: Chapter 45 - "Hopefully, Jim wore a condom."
Wow, I am so obsessed with Pam/Ryan interaction! I got all excited when they spoke. (Way too into Hey Jealousy...) Karen is such a LOSER! Look, I'm even making an "L" with my fingers and putting them on my forehead!
Date: April 04, 2007 03:02 pm Title: Chapter 1 - Kiss the Bobble Head
dum..dum...dum...
Just when I thought you couldn't make me hate karen even just a tinsiest bit more...
I really, really, really want you to make Pam and Jim hook up in FRONT of her now, and then have her ritualistically mocked by all the other office workers. Or something else REALLY bad...like have her hook up with Andy.
That would teach her.
Or you can just go with Kev's suggestion, I'd be down for that :)
Author's Response: As you wish. Hot sex between Jim and Pam in front of Karen. I'll see what I could do. Ritualistic mocking...sure, why not. Hooking up with Andy...and Creed. Check. Check. It's on my to-do list. And Kev...should be writing fanfic! Hari-kari!!! Nice!
Date: April 04, 2007 01:02 pm Title: Chapter 45 - "Hopefully, Jim wore a condom."
Oh Karen is being so mean. She doesn't know more than Pam.
Date: April 04, 2007 11:39 am Title: Chapter 45 - "Hopefully, Jim wore a condom."
I'm assuming the hooker in Philadelphia was Angela at the convention?? Or is this a cross-fic in the universe of Julie the awesome call-girl?
In any case, Karen? Such a jerk for passing anything on about Jim like that!! You really need to get Jim and Pam horizontal somewhere (or vertical, your choice as author, but you know, really "together") where Karen can walk in on them. Then, she is so distraught, she commits hara-kiri. (She is exotic-looking, so she has an exotic form of suicide.) Jim and Pam will call for Marsha (from the Garbage Can Letters) to clean up the blood, and they continue goin' at it in the place of your choice. Happy thoughts.
I've looked back over Jim's shopping list from a few chapters back. Hmm... I'm really hoping those condoms are used as I've outlined above. Make it so. (/Jean Luc Picard)
Or, you know, wherever you want to go with your story would probably be fine, too.
Author's Response:
Does everyone read all the fanfic? I have read like MAYBE 30 fanfic. Check out my reviews. That's all I've read. But after reading the JULIE one I can see why it sticks in the mind.
Did you notice that other reviewers are reviewing your review! Pretty nice! Pretty soon people won't be reading girly girl they'll just be coming in to read your reviews and then review your reviews!
Marsha? Garbage Can Letters? Is this a dirty sex show on Showtime or something?
I get the Jean Luc Picard reference :) Phew, I was starting to get worried that I didn't know ANYTHING!
Condoms will be coming up.
Karen and Pam horizontal somewhere will also be coming up.
Any other questions? Just let me know.
Date: April 04, 2007 11:12 am Title: Chapter 44 - Ryan and Pam's Torrid Love Affair
hahahahahahahahaha - this is all hilarious! Summed up by this: “Benihana’s is very romantic…” Dwight wheedled.
“For whores.”
Author's Response: Oh I loved it so much I put it in my newest chapter. I swear I can't say 'romantic' anymore without adding 'for whores'. It was very hard at Church with my Grandma to be hold my tongue when she was telling me about some so-and-so's daughter's very romantic wedding. Yeah, a wedding for whores! God, I'm so glad I finally got that out. Er. Hope Grandma doesn't read my reviews....
Date: April 04, 2007 10:02 am Title: Chapter 45 - "Hopefully, Jim wore a condom."
Oh, my goodness. I certainly hope that this is not a "Julie" crossover fic, and that Jim's Philly hooker was Angela.....and that Jim told her this last night as part of the boysy boy prankfest........
Author's Response: Ok, I went and read the "Julie" fic to see what you're talking about... and phew...now there's some literature for ya. Oh my! Yeah, uh, Jim's Philly hooker was Angela.... Wow. That "Julie" fic, yowza! Okay, I don't think I could write something like that if you put a gun to my head. I mean... I'm a good girl, I am.....and holy smokes.
Date: April 04, 2007 07:22 am Title: Chapter 45 - "Hopefully, Jim wore a condom."
I typically like Karen, if not with Jim, but she was just too much in this chapter. I kind of wanted to slap her. This chapter was just as hilarious as always though. I'm sorry I haven't reviewed until now, but I'm trying to get in the habit.
Author's Response: I always like Karen and I think she's having a very frustrating day as opposed to Pam who's having a very good one (after yesterday's super-disaster of a day). Don't slap her. Poor Karen's walking a path that is full of landmines. I hope you'll like her in the next few chapters. She's going to calm down a bit. Don't worry about leaving reviews! I like it when you review because you have a complaint or spot an error or because you enjoy something. I don't want ANYONE leaving reviews because they feel obligated to. That's just...not...right.
Date: April 04, 2007 07:02 am Title: Chapter 45 - "Hopefully, Jim wore a condom."
Oh, my. The chapter title alone about killed me. Nice Karen, trying to make Jim out to be skanky like her.
Author's Response: Exactly! And can I say I love the word skank? It's like skunk mixed with rank and that's just beautiful.
Date: April 04, 2007 05:29 am Title: Chapter 45 - "Hopefully, Jim wore a condom."
I believe this story is magic. I was sick, and then I saw an update, and my tummy felt all better.
Smart Ryan, avoid Michael at all costs! It just reminds me of that episode where Ryan was at the reception desk and Michael was staring at him through the blinds. Creep factor a million!
Um, sorry Karen, Pam does know more about Jim than you EVER will!
I can't wait to see what the guys have planned, you are just dragging it out to be evil! EVIL!
Author's Response:
Doctor Jim Halpert proscribes a daily dose of Girly Girl.
By the way I stole your creep factor a million! It got me thinking about numbers and I started coming up with ludicrous ways that Michael would say a bazillion....so thanks for that!!!
That's EXACTLY why I'm dragging this out! EXACTLY! ♥
Date: April 04, 2007 12:34 am Title: Chapter 45 - "Hopefully, Jim wore a condom."
Sweet! I'm so glad I stayed up for this! Not that I actually knew it was coming, but whatever. Anyways, now it really is bedtime. Great job, as always!
Date: April 04, 2007 12:29 am Title: Chapter 45 - "Hopefully, Jim wore a condom."
My its 3:28 and I'm still wide awake mind loves you. yay! thanks for a new chapter. I'm kind of getting excited for a Karen/Pam throwdown because it's becoming more and more inevitable and I'm hoping for a full shebang with water balloons and fishing wire.
Author's Response: fishing wire? where does the fishing wire come in? I was planning on yoghurt, cherry stems, hot sauce, and jim's tie...but okay. I can do water balloons... that's a yes. shebang coming on line along with possible melting of the knees.
Date: April 04, 2007 12:22 am Title: Chapter 45 - "Hopefully, Jim wore a condom."
Yay! I love this story so much it's almost retarded.
Author's Response: That's one of those sentences where you read it and you go "I think that was supposed to be a compliment but I'm not sure." So, uh, thank you. Unless, of course, it's not a compliment in which case ***** your ***** and the donkey you rode in on. love, muggins ψ
10 [Report This]Date: April 03, 2007 08:39 pm Title: Chapter 44 - Ryan and Pam's Torrid Love Affair
Okay, I'm still loving this story 44 chapters into it! Now that Jim knows that he's been Pam's best kiss, maybe he will stop denying the obvious and dump Karen. Keep the chapters coming!
Author's Response: Now Pam Halpert.... I sense that you may be biased in that regard. I just get that feeling from your tag name there. I mean people seeing your name is Pam Halpert...well... they might think you want Pam to marry Jim Halpert, am I right? So let's go over the situation for the kids at home, okay? Jim is madly in love with Pam. Pam is madly in love with Jim. See the dilemma? There's really only one solution. He should stop denying the obvious and dump Karen. Now do you see what an unbiased opinion looks like? Good.
Date: April 03, 2007 08:30 pm Title: Chapter 1 - Kiss the Bobble Head
HA! Oh... i'll give you my second review as well. I check to see if you have updated this story like, at least four times a day. I can't wait unil you update again.... and that will be....?
Author's Response: I usually update every day SpeedbumpsAl!!!! You just happen to catch me at Easter when I had to go AGAINST MY WILL to Easter in a place so remote they don't have computers or cable television!!! That's right. My Grandma's. But I'm back now and, hopefully, I'll get back in the flow in a couple of days. Family always sucks the funny out of me. I'm not sure why.....
Date: April 03, 2007 07:50 pm Title: Chapter 44 - Ryan and Pam's Torrid Love Affair
I know exactly how Halpert should get out of this mess, and you can bet it doesn't involve Karen for a second longer!
I like how you worked in the APril Fool's snippets, really cool!
Author's Response: Ooooh! Tell me your plan! I love conspiracies! We can conspire to get rid of Karen!!!!
Date: April 03, 2007 06:57 pm Title: Chapter 1 - Kiss the Bobble Head
Umm, Muggins? How long are those tablecloths? Long, I hope. Because, yeah, I know what you mean.
Author's Response: Ummm, Too Late Kev, you wrote this review in Chapter 1! Now all the poor people who are just starting this are going to be like "When the Heck are tablecloths coming up?" 43 more chapters people! 43 more chapters before the tablecloths! And I think he might knock over the table as a barricade in pursuant of YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. Also Karen might be able to do some shielding the screaming when she stands up in disgust and says "Hello! I am RIGHT here!"
Author's Response: Not sure where "the screaming" came from. I guess when I think of Karen "the screaming" creeps in. Odd.
Date: April 02, 2007 10:56 pm Title: Chapter 44 - Ryan and Pam's Torrid Love Affair
Ham and cheese sandwiches do hit the spot. *sigh* this is just too great to even put into coherent words anymore. You know you're amazing. Simple as that. :)
Author's Response:
*mouth opens* *mouth closes* [nothing to say] *blush*
8 [Report This]Date: April 02, 2007 07:12 pm Title: Chapter 44 - Ryan and Pam's Torrid Love Affair
Nice job! Can't wait for more. But, the title of this chapter gave me the heebie jeebies. Don't do that to me again. ;) I'm guessing that's the next prank on Kelly?
Author's Response: Heebie Jeebies! Mind if I steal that? Great! Hmm... now who should say it? Dwight? no. Pam? possible, possible. Oooh CREED!
Date: April 02, 2007 07:07 pm Title: Chapter 44 - Ryan and Pam's Torrid Love Affair
Oh, Muggins, you are an evil genius! Just could let those fellas leave well enough alone with their April Fool's fantasies, now could you? And how the hell IS Jim going to get out of Pam's panties, er out of this mess?
Author's Response: Wait! Are you saying you want Jim out of her panties? Cause I can totally do that....
Date: April 02, 2007 06:46 pm Title: Chapter 44 - Ryan and Pam's Torrid Love Affair
Aww, Muggins! I love the way you changed your April Fool's entry to be a real chapter!!
Of course the Jim and Pam part is my favorite. May I suggest another line - "We'll have 2 ham and cheeses over here, and ... Karen, why don't you grab a different table? Pam and I want to be alone..." I'm pretty sure Jim can eat one-handed, if you know what I mean. And I think you do.
Author's Response:
Well, my original lines were "We'll have 2 ham and cheeses to go because I'm going to be taking the receptionist out to my car to pork her silly and hey, Karen? Nice meeting you. Maybe I'll see you in the next life." Unfortunately, I had to cut that part because my wordcount was a little too high. Oh and I'm pretty sure Jim can eat no-handed, if you know what I mean. AND I THINK YOU DO.