Date: July 31, 2022 01:13 pm Title: Tales from the Bathroom Floor
Awesome! This was one of the funniest and sweetest Jam stories I've read. And I love that of course Phyllis understands the truth.
10 [Report This]Date: August 15, 2009 03:55 pm Title: Tales from the Bathroom Floor
"I was playing basketball in the shower."
BAHAHA!! that was hilarious!
this whole thing was great. it's true about hospital beds... they make even the tallest person look small.
10 [Report This]Date: April 03, 2009 05:46 am Title: Off the Cuff
LMAO at not having the key, classic :)
10 [Report This]Date: October 20, 2008 12:51 am Title: Tales from the Bathroom Floor
Brilliant. Hope you write more like it.
10 [Report This]Date: October 20, 2008 12:44 am Title: Tales from the Bathroom Floor
LMAO that was brilliant. Firstly, who doesn't love the thought of naked Jim... and I don't know, I like the idea of him getting hurt and her looking after him, but him getting hurt in shower sex is brilliant. I love it.
Date: May 22, 2008 08:05 pm Title: Tales from the Bathroom Floor
lol...'I was playing basketball in the shower'...That was a great line...totally cracked me up. Oh, and I liked the rest of the fic as well.
Date: October 30, 2007 09:58 am Title: Off the Cuff
Hey, nice story. I wrote something similar myself just today. Except yours is nicer and more sugary. Mine's a cold bucket of reality. But this is well done. Good job.
8 [Report This]Date: October 29, 2007 06:01 pm Title: Off the Cuff
Oh no! I can't wait to see how the awkward conversation with Dwight plays out. With all the pranks Jim has played on Dwight, I think Dwight has finally had his payback!
Author's Response: Thank you kaystar, as always I really appreciate your review and I am so glad that you like it. Yes, without even knowing it Dwight has really gotten them on this one. But I suspect that their ability to prank Dwight will be important here.
Date: October 28, 2007 08:16 pm Title: Off the Cuff
I have so much love for everything you write, but this has got me soooo excited! I've only seen a little bit of what you're planning next, and I can't wait!!
Author's Response: Thank you shan....you know that I also adore your writing and hope we see more that it soon.
Date: October 28, 2007 04:50 pm Title: Off the Cuff
Oh dear god. I thought I knew where you were going with that... I can't wait for the next chapter!
Author's Response: Thank you so much. Yeah, I kinda didn't hide the ball there, but the fun will be getting them back out of it don't you think? I have the next partially written so it shouldn't be too long.
Date: October 28, 2007 03:52 pm Title: Off the Cuff
"OK. I know what's going on. You're talking about Jim and Pam. If they're having sex...what it looks like." [/Michael]
Poor poor Pam. So sweetly steamy and the kind of "adventure" I imagine them having. Perfectly in character.
Yay you!
Author's Response: EEEEE! That line cracks me up. Thanks for the review, always a compliment from you. And I'm really happy - I try so hard to keep them in character. :-) YAY back at you, for just being you.
Date: October 28, 2007 03:52 pm Title: Off the Cuff
Niiiiice.
Author's Response: thanks, can I pass you a piece of the hot circle of garbage? or do you have ties to the mob?
Date: October 28, 2007 12:01 pm Title: Off the Cuff
Hey, thanks uncgirl.
The Mayor/Doctor of Snarkland is Dr. Gregory House, my favorite snarky doctor. And yes, you can come to Snarkland. You'll even get to meet him. :)
And, yes, Mel Brooks is an institution...or would that be he BELONGS in an institution. :) Just kidding.
I can't wait for more sexual misadventures of Jim and Pam.
Author's Response:
Seriously, I adore House. So, yep, leaving on the midnight train to Snark-land...la la la.....
Date: October 27, 2007 11:40 pm Title: Off the Cuff
Oh my goodness! Everything seemed to be going okay until the very end! I can't wait to see how they will get out of this one. Haha. I very much enjoy this series and I'm so glad you decided to continue. :-)
Author's Response: Thank you so much for the review sgs. I had been toying around with continuing but I admit that S4 sort of threw me for a loop in terms of, well, what should I be writing now? But this fic has been alot of fun to work on, so I'm happy. I love Pam too much to totally humiliate her of course, but it is going to be interesting in terms of getting the key from Dwight. Btw, you're doing NANO aren't you? I'm super nervous about it.
Date: October 27, 2007 07:02 pm Title: Off the Cuff
Bwah! Why did I know that Jim wouldn't have the key? And please don't let Dwight deliver the key in person!
Glad to hear you are continuing the series...
Author's Response: Lisa, thanks for the review as always. I had been sort of watching thinking, I hope Lisahoo reviews...and here you are. YEA! I'll admit that I am having fun with this one. Course Nano is also scaring me. But I am trying to write ahead so I can be posting during Nov.
10 [Report This]Date: October 27, 2007 05:27 pm Title: Off the Cuff
omg! akward! this story is great! cannot wait to read more!
Author's Response: Thank you so much for the rating and review Believe. I am so happy you are enjoying it. Yep, I'm afraid that this fic is all about bringing the awkward. But it should be fun!
Date: October 27, 2007 03:25 pm Title: Off the Cuff
HAHAHAHA. <i>Please</i> tell me you're going to show the conversation in which Jim has to explain this to Dwight! Beautiful!
Author's Response: Kate, already written and should be posted soon. I'm really glad that I could give you a laugh. thanks for the review.
Date: October 27, 2007 02:30 pm Title: Off the Cuff
So funny...
The very first thought I had in my head at the end of this was a line from "Robin Hood: Men in Tights" (Ok, don't laugh...I actually like Mel Brooks.)
CALL A LOCKSMITH!
Author's Response: Couple of things....love your penname! Can I come to Snarkland? I think I would fit in. Second, Mel Brooks is an institution, and one I don't mind being committed to. Last, can you imagine, "um can you came through to the back room, my wife is chained to the bed?" I wonder if any locksmith ever got that call? HA. Thanks for the review.
Date: October 27, 2007 12:13 pm Title: Off the Cuff
oh oh this is TOO FUNNY! i mean, i totally saw it coming, but it's still hilarious! oh Jim... so dumb. haha. and i love that she figures it out, just by the look on his face and they both say "Dwight!" b/c they realize where the key is... i can't wait to see how you get them out of this w/o Dwight finding out that Pam is handcuffed to the bed. haha
Author's Response:
Yes, jinx, you totally caught me on the fact that the problem is probably a little unoriginal, but I just adore putting them in these problems and showing their relationship under pressure. I'm really happy you liked the end, because that was the one part that I could just see actually happening and I was proud of it. I'm really happy if I gave you a giggle, and thanks for the review, it made me smile.
10 [Report This]Date: October 27, 2007 09:48 am Title: Off the Cuff
What, are you stealing my thunder with the Springsteen lyric song titles? If The Office were only on HBO, maybe we'd get to see something just like this. You do a great job with realistic bedroom stuff, and the dialogue is right, and of course the horror that the ending evokes...good lord. Poor Pam. Great stuff.
Author's Response: Okay would I purposefully steal your thunder? Thanks for the encouragement to post, the beta, and in generally being a good friend. I also appreciate the vote of confidence on the smut-lite. I always feel ridiculous writing it, and I'm convinced it is hard to know if it works for the reader or not. Wouldn't it be great if TO were on HBO? I would love that. Yes, Dwight....sigh...well we all know he has a soft spot for Pam (HE DOES DANGIT) but how far does that go I wonder? I mean can he be nice in this scenario? We'll see....
10 [Report This]Date: October 27, 2007 08:44 am Title: Off the Cuff
Well we all know what I think of this. Masterfully crafted, uncgirl. Can't wait for more ;-)
Author's Response: Awwww shucks KT :-). Thanks for your help on betaing as always. BTW, how is nano going for you? I'm not ready... I can't wait to see more from the x-files of Stablergirl!
8 [Report This]Date: October 27, 2007 08:39 am Title: Off the Cuff
Hot...and funny : ) Can't wait to see where this goes...
Author's Response:
Thanks Nan! I know it boggles the mind that Dwight will have to get involved - but it is going to be so fun! I'm glad you enjoyed it and thanks for the lovely review. It always makes me happy if you like something I posted. :-)
Date: October 18, 2007 07:47 am Title: Tales from the Bathroom Floor
I seriously laughed out loud at the Drugged Up Jim. Great job!
10 [Report This]Date: August 26, 2007 02:35 pm Title: Tales from the Bathroom Floor
Okay, I decided to read this because I was bored and in the mood to read fanfic and I said screw it to the fact I don't read things with moderate sexual content. So, yep. I read it.
I forgive you for moving him, because... well,creative liberty, and also, it probably wasn't that bad. In general, you should suspect head neck or back injuries when people fall, but the guideline is fall from a hieght greater than standing height. Sooo... yeah. </ends red cross lecture> But she probably really shouldn't have. But Jim isn't paralyzed, so, whatever.
Cold packs - she shouldn't have had it on for more than 20 minutes at a time. If any longer, the cold can cause more damage. Damn, I really have been teaching First Aid too much. If I start talking about splinting, slap me please. But I do admit, cold packs and hotpacks are cool. Its the whole chemical thing. I do it in chem labs all the time. Its like, whoa, its now cold. And then the holy crap its getting really really hot, and then thats not so fun.
Haha, thank goodness the doctor thought it was drug induced rambling... But, I think no more showers is a good idea. *makes mental note of that fact*.
I love drugged out Jim, he is so funny!
I laughed, but no crying involved. I did nearly freeze (stupid roomie who I love likes it really cold, is it wrong that it is over 100 outside, and I am inside and wearing mittens?)
Date: August 01, 2007 03:37 pm Title: Tales from the Bathroom Floor
Yay! I love drugged up Jim! This was amazing and of course you have to make this into a series!
Author's Response: I quite enjoyed drugged up Jim as well - I loved being able to just let him say what he wanted without worrying whether it was in character. Thank you so much for your very kind review Joni. And thanks for the vote of confidence for the series idea! We'll see. ...I probably will....it seems like it could be so much fun!