Penname: uglyscientist Real name:
Member Since: December 10, 2008

Bio:
i love everything jim and pam.

that's all i or anyone ever needed to know.

i'm hoping to start writing soon...everyone on here has inspired me and i've got some ideas, but i have no idea where to start.


in the meantime, i'll just keep reading. :)

Blah...blah...I can't even hear you. It's just noise coming out of an ugly scientist.
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Favorite Stories
Summary: Pam remembers everything about The Day.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Other, Pam
Genres: Fluff, Inner Monologue, Oneshot, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 487 Read Count: 10334 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 23, 2007 Updated: May 23, 2007
Comments: ohmygod this is wonderful and i love it. so, so sweet.
Bravery by falldownmore Rated: MA [Reviews - 8] 4
Summary:

Your feet hurt and your chest feels tight and it’s quite possible that you’ve never felt so alive.

SPOILERS FOR BEACH GAMES, tiny spoiler for The Job.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Oneshot, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1012 Read Count: 6932 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: May 18, 2007 Updated: May 18, 2007
Compass by NeverEnoughJam Rated: K [Reviews - 12] 7
Summary: Obligatory first date fic. Spoilers for S3 season finale.

Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1354 Read Count: 4434 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 18, 2007 Updated: May 18, 2007
Summary:

Having fun in the office with your clothes on is actually pretty easy.

Dedicated to all the dirty minded people that fed the beast that was this idea.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen, Ryan
Genres: Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4449 Read Count: 8119 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 16, 2007 Updated: May 16, 2007
Summary:

Basic plot: Karen and Jim break up and Jim thinks that he can find consolation in Pam.

A couple allusions to Beach Games, but no real spoilers...just fantasizing. :)


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Oneshot, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2614 Read Count: 10036 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 14, 2007 Updated: May 14, 2007
Summary:

My Mom wants Jim and Pam together right now. If you are Pro-Karen, DO NOT READ! Mom’s so JAMMY she’s suggested they have hot sex on Karen’s casket…

There may be spoilers. My Mom knows all, sees all.

 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future, Alternate Universe
Characters: Dwight, Karen
Genres: Humor, Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1772 Read Count: 4205 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 19, 2007 Updated: April 19, 2007
share with you by lostfox555 Rated: MA [Reviews - 4] 3
Summary: Pam's evening gets a little hotter. AU, no spoilers.

Categories: Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Dream/Fantasy, Fluff, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 787 Read Count: 4281 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: April 15, 2007 Updated: April 15, 2007
Aftershock by time4moxie Rated: MA [Reviews - 47] 31
Summary: Snarky!Jim has finally pushed Pam far enough to say something.... Takes place about a handful of days after The Negotiation.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4258 Read Count: 35178 ePub Downloads: 8
[Report This] Published: April 07, 2007 Updated: April 10, 2007
Reflection by CallieJames Rated: T [Reviews - 6] 4
Summary: Pam inner-monologues at her bedroom mirror.

Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Inner Monologue, Oneshot, Wet Pam/Jim
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 529 Read Count: 6910 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 02, 2007 Updated: April 02, 2007
Comments: aw. cute short little thing.
Summary: Past Featured StoryWhen her mom gets sick, it seems like it'll be alright. Set sometime in the future with Jim and Pam married.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Angst, Married, Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2778 Read Count: 6818 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: April 01, 2007 Updated: April 01, 2007
Summary:

Jim and Pam argue...and then make up.

Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.

 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam, Roy
Genres: Oneshot, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1688 Read Count: 21330 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 29, 2007 Updated: March 29, 2007
Summary: CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR 4/5.  Roy makes a visit to the office with vengence on his mind, but he doesn't expect Jim's reaction to the surprise appearance. Through "Cocktails", and a quick rewrite of the lead-up to Jim and Roy's confrontation on April 5, based on the NBC/Yahoo! videos. (But, it's complete fantasy, so there's nothing spoilery from there. don't panic.) Hopes and dreams of a hard-core Jim/Pam fangirl with a weakness for tough!Jim.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future, Episode Related
Characters: Dwight, Ensemble, Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Pam, Roy
Genres: Angst, Oneshot, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1768 Read Count: 12054 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: March 26, 2007 Updated: March 26, 2007
Summary: Jim. Pam. Hotel room. Set at some point in the not too distant future.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Oneshot, Steamy, Travel
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1443 Read Count: 13814 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: March 18, 2007 Updated: March 18, 2007
Summary: Sometime post Return. Jim drives Pam home and smuttiness ensues.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Oneshot, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2290 Read Count: 13883 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: March 11, 2007 Updated: March 11, 2007
Comments: jim is still w/karen at the end, but it's good nonetheless.
Summary: The Sunday after Cocktails Jim and Pam wallow in their own struggles before things finally take a turn.  My first one of these ever.  My apologies if I mess up on any points of etiquette. Definitely for hardcore Jam fans only. A solid R rating.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen, Kelly, Michael, Roy
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5668 Read Count: 16973 ePub Downloads: 9
[Report This] Published: March 03, 2007 Updated: March 07, 2007
Summary:

Wishful thinking for a Jim/Pam fan who's convinced it'll all work out, but is sick of waiting.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam, Michael, Roy
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5480 Read Count: 12061 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: February 16, 2007 Updated: February 22, 2007
Comments: the title is pretty irrelevant. lots of confessing.
Unravel by time4moxie Rated: MA [Reviews - 39] 13
Summary: Pam always knows where Jim is. Always. Spoilers up to The Return.

Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4273 Read Count: 14456 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: January 22, 2007 Updated: January 24, 2007
Summary:

Pam spends some time thinking about a recent discovery and trying to figure out just how she's going to handle it.

Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.

 


Categories: Alternate Universe, Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, In Stamford, Inner Monologue, Romance
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2436 Read Count: 9504 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 11, 2007 Updated: January 11, 2007
Tailspin by xoxoxo Rated: M [Reviews - 79] 31
Summary:

Speculation for S3 and a whole lotta wishful thinking.  Pam's trying to be gracious about Jim's relationship with Karen - but she's had enough - and tells (shows) him so.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Romance, Steamy, Weekend, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5770 Read Count: 18622 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: January 07, 2007 Updated: January 11, 2007
Faking It by nomadshan Rated: MA [Reviews - 86] 79
Summary: Past Featured Story

Pam's been faking it. Roy asks Jim how to fix it.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Pam, Roy
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Holiday, Humor, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3125 Read Count: 36515 ePub Downloads: 6
[Report This] Published: August 25, 2006 Updated: January 08, 2007
Summary: Jim "coaxes" a confession from Pam on New Year's Eve. Spoilers up to A Benihana Christmas, to be safe.
Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Holiday, Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5008 Read Count: 21242 ePub Downloads: 6
[Report This] Published: December 25, 2006 Updated: December 28, 2006
Summary: Pam spends a snowy night listening to the music that reminds her so much of the one she let get away. Spoilers through Season 3.
Categories: Episode Related, Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Holiday, Inner Monologue, Romance
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1630 Read Count: 6065 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 22, 2006 Updated: December 22, 2006
Not Enough Time by girl7 Rated: MA [Reviews - 41] 37
Summary:

Title comes from the INXS song of the same name (the original INXS, with Michael Hutchence).

Not enough time for all that I want for you...


Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Dwight, Michael
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Humor, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9082 Read Count: 15572 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: December 06, 2006 Updated: December 11, 2006
Summary: Somehow - it was inevitable.  Written for the 'Star-crossed Lovers' Challenge.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Angela, Dwight, Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Married, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenges: Star-Crossed Lovers
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9161 Read Count: 15279 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: October 03, 2006 Updated: December 05, 2006
Summary: This is just a sappy little one shot that I wrote for all the angsty Jim/Pam people who need a happy ending and fast. (TWSS!)
Categories: Alternate Universe, Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Michael
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3299 Read Count: 3752 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: November 13, 2006 Updated: November 13, 2006