Penname: Thats what she said Real name: Noelle
Member Since: March 25, 2022

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Everything by AmeliaHalpert Rated: Private [Reviews - 119] 26 New!
Summary:

Takes place inside/after The Negotiation..pretty much AU after that, but pulls in themes from Beach Games.

Lots of inspiration from Everything by Lifehouse

 

TW: violence, swearing, domestic violence…a VERY different version of what happened after Roy tried to hit Jim.  If you have been through interpersonal violence, or experience anxiety & panic, please go gently here.  

 

100% there will be good stuff as we go...hence the spicy warnings...but in the beginning, it is going to be BUMPY.

In the beginning, each chapter will switch POV, and it will most certainly be Jim/Pam POV, with minimal potential for others. Then the chapters will be longer and shared POV.

 

*Please, be gentle and kind with yourselves, if you choose to read*

Below are a few resources, but if you are a victim of DV and need resources...please hit me up on the Discord group...I am more than happy to help you with additional resources. 

National Domestic Violence Hotline ncadv.org/get-help 

 

Therapist search sites

inclusivetherapists.com/

therapyden.com/ 


Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.

I own nothing outside of a bad case of creative insomnia, a caffeine addiction, a need to dissociate and relax with The Office and a passion for social work. 



Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: Dwight, Helene Beesly, Jim, Karen, Pam, Roy
Genres: Angst, Drama, Hurt/Comfort, Inner Monologue
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Mild sexual content, Other Adult Theme, Possible Triggers, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 58 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 199858 Read Count: 21075 ePub Downloads: 11
[Report This] Published: March 10, 2023 Updated: April 09, 2024
Summary:

Pam has a crush on the newly hired paper salesman. Her annoying coworker offers to help her make a move.

(AU) They all still work at Dunder Mifflin but the story is not faithful to canon.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 25 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 114889 Read Count: 18786 ePub Downloads: 12
[Report This] Published: March 14, 2021 Updated: January 31, 2024
You Oughta Know by grc73 Rated: M [Reviews - 34] 31
Summary: Been sitting on this for a while. 

Set late(ish) -S3, possibly after Cocktails/The Negotiation (post Pam splitting up with Roy mk.II)

A bit steamy and a bit sweary at points. 


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Ensemble, Isabel Poreba, Jim, Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam, Mark, Pam
Genres: Angst, Drama, Drunk Pam/Jim, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 9981 Read Count: 3128 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: June 02, 2023 Updated: January 03, 2024
Summary: Pam has a bad Christmas and Jim is there to help her out.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: None
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Secondary Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11396 Read Count: 2570 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: November 11, 2023 Updated: December 31, 2023
Fireworks by MrsKHalpert Rated: MA [Reviews - 5] 12
Summary: A Jammy (and smutty) NYE's follow up to The Bucket List

Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Fluff, Holiday, Oneshot
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: The Perfect End to an Imperfect Year
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6484 Read Count: 594 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 31, 2023 Updated: December 31, 2023
Summary: Pam talks to her mom after Casino Night.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1482 Read Count: 336 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 03, 2023 Updated: December 03, 2023
Summary: Jim and Pam talk on the phone after their first 'real' date.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 540 Read Count: 716 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: February 05, 2023 Updated: February 06, 2023
Summary:

June 7th 2006 - Jim has a very weird experience after he bumps his head, but why is his third grade teacher involved... and where does Christmas fit into it?

For the 2022 Holiday Fic Challenge.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Dream/Fantasy, Fluff, Holiday, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: Holiday Fic Challenge 2022
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3275 Read Count: 511 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: January 07, 2023 Updated: January 07, 2023
Summary: Pam's Meemaw passes away and Jim helps her through.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Oneshot
Warnings: Secondary Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2498 Read Count: 397 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 16, 2022 Updated: October 17, 2022
More Socks by MrsKHalpert Rated: MA [Reviews - 5] 16
Summary: A steamy follow on from the superfan cut from Weight Loss.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Fluff, Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4088 Read Count: 1644 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 03, 2022 Updated: July 03, 2022
Housewarming by Sam Rated: M [Reviews - 39] 50
Summary:

Karen thinks that a small party - her apartment is NOT huge - of a select few coworkers, to celebrate her recent move to her very cool new apartment, is a fantastic and totally non-problematic idea. Jim wants her to get to know them. No?

Jim is... unconvinced. He suspects that there are agendas at play here.

But, as she says, it's only one night. What could possibly go wrong? 

Could this be another season 3 fixer??? 

 

DISCLAIMER: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended. 

 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Andy, Jim, Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam, Karen, Kelly, Pam, Pam/Roy, Roy, Ryan, Ryan/Kelly
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 31052 Read Count: 5811 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: December 19, 2021 Updated: May 04, 2022
Summary: Pam falls asleep on Jim's shoulder and he tells her about how he felt on Diversity Day. Set sometime during the 4th season.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: None
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 767 Read Count: 1016 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 01, 2022 Updated: May 01, 2022
Summary: Would they have talked it all out? Or would things have gotten a little, well a lot, heated? A first date fic of two first dates.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot, Steamy, Wet Pam/Jim
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9189 Read Count: 2908 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 11, 2022 Updated: March 11, 2022
Slow by agian18 Rated: MA [Reviews - 147] 157
Summary: Pam said she wanted to take things slow. So this is how it all goes down (in some cases, quite literally). The aforementioned, multi-chapter, essentially plotless smut-fest that I've been promising. Essentially smut for smut's sake, since we really saw next to nothing on air. Enjoy ;)
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 31 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 124215 Read Count: 146858 ePub Downloads: 127
[Report This] Published: April 14, 2018 Updated: April 29, 2021
Summary: Past Featured Story

Jim returns to Scranton from Stamford in a world where Karen doesn't exist. Pam wants to pick up where they left off on Casino Night but Jim tells her he's done all the pursuing so far, and he'd like be pursued (read: seduced). "Give me a reason to come back." 

Inspired by the Taylor Swift song "I Think He Knows". 

 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Kelly, Pam
Genres: Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 18104 Read Count: 20503 ePub Downloads: 23
[Report This] Published: July 10, 2020 Updated: April 14, 2021
Summary: "It wasn’t like her, sleeping with a guy on the first date. Of course, she hadn’t actually been on that many first dates, but that was beside the point." The morning after.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3812 Read Count: 2023 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 28, 2021 Updated: March 28, 2021
Summary:

A bit of last minute Christmas shopping could go further than finding the perfect gift.

Written for the Secret Santa exchange (so sorry about the delay)


Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Holiday
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: Secret Santa Fic Exchange 2020
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8517 Read Count: 3903 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: January 10, 2021 Updated: February 07, 2021
Summary:

 

 

The MTT Noobs finally figured out how to collab. 10 chapters of what occurred during the hiatus of S4. Answers to Jam's First Holidays together.


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff, Holiday, Humor, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 48964 Read Count: 17054 ePub Downloads: 17
[Report This] Published: December 04, 2020 Updated: January 06, 2021
Summary: Jim Halpert is afraid of flying. So why did he book a plane ticket to Australia? 
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Inner Monologue, Oneshot, Travel, Weekend
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5803 Read Count: 1454 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: December 21, 2020 Updated: December 21, 2020
Summary: Jim is at home sick with a virus (not THE virus...), and sick Jim seems confused about stuff. Which might explain how it comes to be that Pam is in his apartment looking after him, and Karen is selling paper...
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Ensemble, Jim, Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam, Karen, Pam
Genres: Angst, Romance, Hurt/Comfort, Wet Pam/Jim
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 47288 Read Count: 12622 ePub Downloads: 11
[Report This] Published: July 24, 2020 Updated: November 16, 2020
Summary:

 7 authors. 21 songs. The most shameless smut this site has ever seen.


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Oneshot, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Mild sexual content, Moderate sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: Death by a Thousand Cuts
Chapters: 21 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 119765 Read Count: 64908 ePub Downloads: 43
[Report This] Published: September 22, 2020 Updated: November 10, 2020
Summary: What if Pam had given in on Casino Night?
[Jim/Pam canon, explicit sexual content]
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 34819 Read Count: 21238 ePub Downloads: 8
[Report This] Published: September 29, 2020 Updated: November 01, 2020
Summary: When a family emergency sends Jim across state lines, Pam somehow finds herself right alongside him.

Set, once again, smack dab in the middle of season 3.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Larissa Halpert, Pam
Genres: Angst, Drama, Fluff, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10527 Read Count: 13400 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: September 14, 2020 Updated: September 21, 2020
Summary:

 She leaves Phyllis’ wedding reception with Roy and unbeknownst to her the last remnants of her friendship with Jim up and follow them out the door.  


Yes, it’s another Season 3 fix-it... don’t judge me...


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Travel
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10544 Read Count: 4999 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: August 01, 2020 Updated: August 11, 2020
Summary:

“What was the point of secrets anymore, for three years he had kept this inside hoping it would fade but could only feel it getting stronger. Pam would reject him, Jim knew that, but at least he could say he was honest.” An alternate take on Casino Night.



Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Danny Cordray, Isabel Poreba, Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam, Roy
Genres: Angst, Drama, In Stamford, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10939 Read Count: 7810 ePub Downloads: 16
[Report This] Published: June 25, 2020 Updated: July 11, 2020