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Summary: "If I thought that Pam was interested..."

What would happen if Pam's courage from Beach Games sprouted a little bit earlier? Say... at Phyllis' wedding?

Jim/Pam, circa Season 3.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: David Wallace, Dwight, Jim, Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam, Karen, Michael, Michael/Jan, Pam, Pam/Roy, Roy
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 14 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 31082 Read Count: 59800 ePub Downloads: 63
[Report This] Published: March 08, 2010 Updated: January 02, 2019
Febrility by yanana Rated: M [Reviews - 131] 48
Summary: febrility (n.) - a rise in the temperature of the body.



Somewhere in January 2007, season three.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Romance, Hurt/Comfort, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 14 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 25530 Read Count: 50397 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: March 08, 2010 Updated: January 22, 2011
Summary: COMPLETE Twelve years after the infamous Casino Night kiss, and Jim's sudden marriage, Jim and Pam finally meet up for the first time since his wife's death. AU
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Drama, Kids/Family
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 33609 Read Count: 49038 ePub Downloads: 9
[Report This] Published: January 07, 2010 Updated: July 21, 2010
Apple by yanana Rated: MA [Reviews - 12] 11
Summary: Does anyone remember New York? I've been working an epilogue into it for some time and decided to make it a oneshot, since I like the way that story ended. It started out as a oneshot before I connected it to that story, so if you would have preferred a more satisfying ending, hopefully this will do.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Oneshot, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4591 Read Count: 3110 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: March 31, 2010 Updated: March 31, 2010
Plan A by shootingstars Rated: K [Reviews - 10] 10
Summary: “So what you’re saying is you’re pretty much the only sane one here?”

Inspired by Niagara but set a little closer to the once upon a time than the happily ever after.

Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1825 Read Count: 2369 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: March 14, 2010 Updated: March 16, 2010
Summary: When Pam wakes up in the hospital, her entire world is backwards. Literally. Gone is her life with Jim, and she is in a life she thought she left long ago. The worst part? Apparently, the last three years were all a dream. 
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Ensemble, Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam, Pam/Roy, Roy
Genres: Drama
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 6541 Read Count: 4102 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: February 03, 2010 Updated: March 03, 2010
Tundra by Colette Rated: M [Reviews - 35] 22
Summary: Past Featured StorySnow, wine, Bolsheviks, but no marshmallows. A cold night in Scranton. Set sometime during the winter of S2
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Drama, Humor, Inner Monologue, Romance, Weekend
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3344 Read Count: 6216 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: February 21, 2010 Updated: February 23, 2010
Summary: "Have you heard anything about any secret office romances?" "You tell me. What -- you do mean you and Jim, right?" Spoilers for season two. Email Surveillance ends up differently. Lame title, I know.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 888 Read Count: 2340 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: February 17, 2010 Updated: February 17, 2010
Summary: What happens if Pam overhears something she shouldn't? An alternate take on "The Secret".
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2628 Read Count: 9532 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: February 15, 2010 Updated: February 15, 2010
Fallout by SalR323 Rated: K [Reviews - 35] 17
Summary: Past Featured StorySet between S2 and S3 - fallout from Casino Night.
He shivers because there’s no warmth in the light and he’s not slept, not really, for a couple of nights. He’s edgy and exhausted all at once, flat and hyper. A dozen other contradictions.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5699 Read Count: 3141 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: February 09, 2010 Updated: February 09, 2010
New York by yanana Rated: M [Reviews - 57] 34
Summary: Past Featured StorySeason two angst? Yes, please! A retake on "Boys and Girls" from season two, had no cameras been present. So, spoilers for that, obviously.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 24348 Read Count: 20706 ePub Downloads: 6
[Report This] Published: February 02, 2010 Updated: February 09, 2010
Reverie by Dedeen Rated: T [Reviews - 10] 11
Summary: Jim re-lives some past angst. Season 6 fluff included. Jim's POV
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Dream/Fantasy, Fluff, Married, Oneshot, Pregnancy/Babies
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3630 Read Count: 3522 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: December 20, 2009 Updated: December 21, 2009
Vocabulary by Talkative Rated: MA [Reviews - 88] 59
Summary: Post-The Job in three parts. Because who doesn't love that?
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9086 Read Count: 34652 ePub Downloads: 25
[Report This] Published: January 27, 2009 Updated: February 12, 2009
Summary: Past Featured StoryTwo days after the Booze Cruise...what might've happened if Jim had confessed sooner.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Mark
Genres: Angst, Humor, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy, Weekend
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 21 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 88192 Read Count: 291520 ePub Downloads: 96
[Report This] Published: January 29, 2008 Updated: July 11, 2008
Summary: Past Featured Story

"It seems odd, in the ironic, slap-in-the-face kind of way that since her incident, it’s been easier to let him go."

Something bad happens to Pam. Very Dark.

 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Alternate Universe
Characters: Pam
Genres: Angst, Romance, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: Adult language, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 35653 Read Count: 100543 ePub Downloads: 25
[Report This] Published: April 15, 2007 Updated: January 26, 2008
Breakable by LoveFool Rated: T [Reviews - 135] 52
Summary: Past Featured StoryYet another story inspired by a song by Ingrid Michaelson called Breakable. I really wanted to tell a story about people being just that -- breakable, and ultimately how grace helps keep us from falling apart. So yeah -- a nice fluffy holiday piece. ;-)
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Other, Roy
Genres: Angst, Childhood, Holiday, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 15287 Read Count: 33651 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: November 13, 2007 Updated: November 20, 2007
Insomnia by Stablergirl Rated: K [Reviews - 10] 9
Summary: Jim's dreams push him toward his fate.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Dream/Fantasy, Inner Monologue, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5482 Read Count: 4062 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: September 24, 2007 Updated: September 24, 2007
Summary:

Sometimes the past haunts them.

Angst, and fluff, and smut. Not necessarily in that order.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Oneshot, Steamy, Weekend
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1697 Read Count: 9353 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: September 23, 2007 Updated: September 23, 2007
Summary: Past Featured Story

“I need someplace to stay.” She said this so softly he had to strain to hear her in the stillness of the evening, leaning toward her slightly.  Something inside of him suddenly wanted to protect her.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 33558 Read Count: 126525 ePub Downloads: 51
[Report This] Published: June 14, 2007 Updated: July 24, 2007
Stolen by girl7 Rated: M [Reviews - 169] 62
Summary:

Inspired by the finale and the seasons that preceeded it.  Enough said.


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 21030 Read Count: 69257 ePub Downloads: 26
[Report This] Published: May 17, 2007 Updated: July 06, 2007
Summary: Past Featured Story

Three years have passed since Pam left Scranton for New York, and Jim is still very much on her mind.  Will a work-related trip to Rome, Italy be the catalyst that reunites Pam with Jim once and for all? 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Humor, Inner Monologue, Romance, Travel
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 22531 Read Count: 69003 ePub Downloads: 12
[Report This] Published: May 27, 2007 Updated: July 02, 2007
Super High by bitterpill Rated: MA [Reviews - 19] 8
Summary: Past Featured StoryThe Monday after the sex.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Steamy
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 657 Read Count: 7231 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: June 23, 2007 Updated: June 23, 2007
Summary: Past Featured Story

MEMBER'S CHOICE - An alternate universe where Pam and Roy had a wedding, Pam goes to art school in New York, Dwight owns a restaurant and Jim works for a job in advertising that he likes a lot more and gets a lot more money at.
Basically? Dunder Mifflin never exists. And everyone meets under different circumstances.

The characters are pretty much the same -- personality-wise -- they just have different roles and work different jobs.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Angela, Creed, Dwight, Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Kelly, Michael, Pam, Roy, Ryan
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff, Holiday, Romance, Hurt/Comfort, Travel, Weekend
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 28 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 67523 Read Count: 168211 ePub Downloads: 22
[Report This] Published: June 01, 2007 Updated: June 15, 2007
Summary:

No matter how much this couple is perfect for each other, they are bound to have flaws. Jim and Pam head to marriage counseling, and learn to deal with their issues in a semi adult manner.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam, Other
Genres: Angst, Humor, Married
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 28635 Read Count: 35435 ePub Downloads: 8
[Report This] Published: April 25, 2007 Updated: June 05, 2007
Summary:

A bit of an AU look at Jim and Pam, and a rather depressing relationship. First chapter takes place following Phyllis' wedding and then it goes from there. Does not take into account the events that take place in following episodes.

 

Not a happy piece of writing, I figured I'd take a different approach from the fluffier post-finale stories. I don't think there will be any fluff in this one.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Steamy, Weekend, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 15 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 24926 Read Count: 43091 ePub Downloads: 20
[Report This] Published: May 20, 2007 Updated: May 29, 2007