Penname: officefreak Real name: Amy
Member Since: May 28, 2007

Bio:
Former Buffy fanatic and fanfiction writer, now drawn to the hotness that is JAM.
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Reviews by officefreak
Summary:

While experiencing writer's block for "Grow a Pair," I thought, "what about the other moments when Pam could have "made things right" so to speak?  There were plenty of times in Season 2, but for the sake of my ADD, I will limit myself to Season 3 so I won't get bored and never finish. 

Basically, each chapter (or series of chapters, when stated) is a brief "what if" of episodes in S3 when Pam could've been bolder and made things right with Jim, or when Jim could've made one different choice, and kept things "open" with Pam.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Humor, In Stamford, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 9297 Read Count: 25973 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: July 15, 2007 Updated: August 04, 2007
Reviewer: officefreak Signed 9
Date: July 15, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Diwali

I love this idea...keep it going!

Reviewer: officefreak Signed 9
Date: July 15, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Branch Closing/The Merger

If only it had actually gone that way....*sigh*

Reviewer: officefreak Signed 10
Date: August 04, 2007 Title: Chapter 9: Phyllis' Wedding

I was so hoping you wouldn't go for the angsty end...thank you from saving me from a heart attack...LOL

Summary: My speculation about Friday morning after "The Job".
Categories: Episode Related
Characters: Jim
Genres: Drabble
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Challenges: 55
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 57 Read Count: 2410 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 15, 2007 Updated: July 15, 2007
Reviewer: officefreak Signed 10
Date: July 15, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Love it!

Summary: Jim gives Pam an invitation to his wedding. JAM. 55 words.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Drabble, Fluff, Humor
Warnings: None
Challenges: 55
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 47 Read Count: 2912 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: July 15, 2007 Updated: July 15, 2007
Reviewer: officefreak Signed 10
Date: July 15, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Niiiiiice!

Author's Response: Haha, thanks :)

Heat by bitterpill Rated: M [Reviews - 15] 8
Summary: Past Featured Story

Some early morning fun with Jim and Pam.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 322 Read Count: 4729 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: July 15, 2007 Updated: July 15, 2007
Reviewer: officefreak Signed 10
Date: July 15, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Whew! *fans self*

Summary:

Jim is worried that Pam can't get no satisfaction.

Smut.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5248 Read Count: 20150 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: July 15, 2007 Updated: July 19, 2007
Reviewer: officefreak Signed 10
Date: July 16, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: One Hand and My Pocket

One more chapter? You mean I need TWO cigarettes after reading this? :o)

Author's Response: Or more. Possibly.

Summary:

A pool party and a shirtless Jim. Need I say more?

Another story in the series - Jim Halpert: More Than the Sum of His Parts


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Bob Vance, Jim/Pam, Phyllis
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Wet Pam/Jim
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: Jim Halpert: More Than The Sum of His Parts
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2972 Read Count: 7365 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: July 15, 2007 Updated: July 15, 2007
Reviewer: officefreak Signed 10
Date: July 15, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Splish Splash

Heehee...go Phyllis! (And now the thought of a cold, wet Jim slipping inside sounds positively scrumptious!)

Author's Response: Yum....oh, it does, doesn't it?  Thanks for that lovely image!  :-)

Talk by Annabel Winslow Rated: M [Reviews - 171] 72
Summary: Past Featured StoryJim and Pam and two telephones, post-Season 3.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8370 Read Count: 59175 ePub Downloads: 14
[Report This] Published: July 16, 2007 Updated: August 02, 2007
Reviewer: officefreak Signed 9
Date: July 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Borders

I'd vote for smut....but I always vote for smut. LOL

Author's Response: Haha.  Well, at least you're consistent!  Thank you!

Reviewer: officefreak Signed 10
Date: July 24, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Hypothesis

Guh.......

(sorry, lost the inability to form coherent thoughts)



Author's Response: Sorry, officefreak.  And thank you!

Reviewer: officefreak Signed 10
Date: July 26, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: Directions

Okay...going on what I know about Polish guys (and yes, I've dated quite a number of them), I can guarantee you that was a BIG up and over. My mind has gone to such a dirty place, it's not even in this universe.

Please update quickly to relieve the pressure! LOL



Author's Response: Goodness me.  I personally have not dated any Polish guys (though I have a Polish friend I will be giving some strange looks now, thank you very much).  Good to know, officefreak!

Reviewer: officefreak Signed 10
Date: July 29, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: Exchange

I remember hiding one of my co-worker's fancy pens in my bra....that highliter comment just brought back some very good (hot) memories. ;o)

Author's Response: Oh, officefreak, of course you did!  ;)  I'm glad to have fueled your nostalgia.

Reviewer: officefreak Signed 10
Date: August 02, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: Daybreak

My nipples are so hard right now, they could cut glass! That's how amazing this story is. Very nicely done! :o)

Author's Response: Well, good!  That compliment was the most extreme compliment of all the compliments.  Thanks, officefreak!

Summary:

A few fuzzy, fluffy one-shots that form a loosely connected story. Based around the idea of this quote by Germaine Greer:

"The essence of pleasure is spontaneity."

 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Oneshot, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5506 Read Count: 27345 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: July 19, 2007 Updated: July 24, 2007
Reviewer: officefreak Signed 10
Date: July 19, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: More Satisfying Than Snickers

I wish you could have seen me as I spewed a Subway Tuna Sub all over my desk when I read this.

Keep going, please! ;o)



Author's Response: haha - great visual!  Hope I didn't ruin anything important.  ;-)  Thanks for reviewing!

Summary: What if that great first date has to be put on hold for a day? Pam's about to find out.

Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6422 Read Count: 23391 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: July 20, 2007 Updated: August 01, 2007
Reviewer: officefreak Signed 10
Date: July 25, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: The Art Show

If I'd seen Jim wearing what you described, my hands would be completely useless. heh

Author's Response: I think that goes for all of us.

Summary: Pam gets some help with her problems with Jim, from herself. From before "Beach Games" through their 1st Date.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Dream/Fantasy, Humor, Inner Monologue
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 76608 Read Count: 29397 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: July 20, 2007 Updated: March 27, 2008
Reviewer: officefreak Signed 9
Date: July 25, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Jesus! in the Conference Room

Bwahahahahaha....think you could provide us with a visual aid for this story? Cuz my mind's eye is working overtime....lol Great chapter!

Author's Response: Haha, thank you for the kind words. Well, its only appropriate because Pam's mind is working overtime as well. Thanks for the review.

Reviewer: officefreak Signed 10
Date: August 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: The DEFCON Is Rising

I can't wait to read the next chapter! Envisioning Pam shoving something collated up Karen's arse will help me get by til then. :o)

Author's Response: I almost cut that line from Devil....but instead I cushioned it with both Pam and Angel rebuking Devil. I just figured despite the fact that Pam, as seen by the camera, is calm pretty much the whole episode. There is no way part of her isn't pissed off at Karen for how she's acting. Thanks for your review officefreak.

Reviewer: officefreak Signed 10
Date: September 07, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: Looking Into The Mirror

*sniff*......totally perfect

Author's Response: That's so kind, thank you. Hopefully they'll be more sniffle-worthy moments coming up for the first date. Though it won't be totally clear sailing. Thank you for the review officefreak.

Reviewer: officefreak Signed 10
Date: October 15, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Pam's Problem

That was fan-friggin'-tastic.

Author's Response: Haha, I'm glad that you liked it. Thank you for the review officefreak.

Summary: With every break-up comes the awkward ritual of returning of each other's things. Here's a glimpse into those awkward moments.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3111 Read Count: 18810 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: July 24, 2007 Updated: July 29, 2007
Reviewer: officefreak Signed 9
Date: July 26, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Boxers

Heh.....good memories.

Author's Response: Thanks for reading!

Reviewer: officefreak Signed 10
Date: July 27, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: A Toothbrush

I just emptied my trash can, so no garbage will be thrown. I might squirt my water bottle at you...but that's all. lol

Summary: Jim bombards Pam with a series of questions before their date... and let's just say it drives Pam a little batty. ;)

Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1853 Read Count: 3300 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: July 25, 2007 Updated: July 25, 2007
Reviewer: officefreak Signed 10
Date: July 26, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Questions on Casual Friday

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!  Nicely done.

The Real Deal by Colette Rated: M [Reviews - 45] 30
Summary: Past Featured Story

A first fight and a bowl of make-up spaghetti. (No spoilers.)

 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Oneshot, Romance, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2405 Read Count: 7578 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: July 26, 2007 Updated: July 26, 2007
Reviewer: officefreak Signed 10
Date: July 27, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I'll see your "Phew" and raise it with a "Guh"....

I need a shower.....a really cold one. LOL



Author's Response: Well, if I left you pre-verbal and in need of a cold shower, my work here is done. Thanks so much officefreak.

Summary: Past Featured StoryMid-season 3, Pam's night out with the boys takes a bit of a turn.
Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Drunk Pam/Jim, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5981 Read Count: 38651 ePub Downloads: 11
[Report This] Published: July 27, 2007 Updated: July 27, 2007
Reviewer: officefreak Signed 10
Date: July 27, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: Decrescendo

Holy hot damn, Batman! I'm never going to be able to explain to my boss how the stains got on my office chair.....

Author's Response: Try a little baking soda and water, officefreak.  :)

Summary: The other Dunder Mifflin receptionist recounts the events of "The Job".
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Episode Related
Characters: Other
Genres: Workdays
Warnings: None
Challenges: All About a Peripheral Character
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4235 Read Count: 8795 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 31, 2007 Updated: August 02, 2007
Reviewer: officefreak Signed 10
Date: August 02, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Was blind, but now I see

Very nicely done!

Author's Response: Thank you so much! I'm glad you enjoyed.