Penname: Colette Real name:
Member Since: July 22, 2006

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Haunted by nomadshan Rated: M [Reviews - 24] 22
Summary: Pam is, by Jim.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Claustrophobic Spaces, Dream/Fantasy, Holiday, Steamy
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Challenges: Haunted House
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1198 Read Count: 3828 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 21, 2006 Updated: October 21, 2006
Reviewer: Colette Signed
Date: October 22, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Haunted

Now that's what I call a haunted house. I also like the idea of Pam being haunted by Jim in a deeper sense. Perfect dose of sensuality - while leaving some of the heavy lifting to our imaginations.

Author's Response: Thanks, Colette!  Glad it wasn't too heavy-handed.  ;)

Finally by bitterpill Rated: K+ [Reviews - 34] 40
Summary: Past Featured Story

Pam makes an important call


Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 954 Read Count: 4584 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: October 21, 2006 Updated: October 21, 2006
Reviewer: Colette Signed 10
Date: October 22, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Finally, indeed. This was so satisfying to read; it's got to be Pam who makes the first decisive move like this. Only a phone call away. Great dialogue too.

Author's Response: Thank you so much!  It is really time for her to do something, right? 

Consolation by nqllisi Rated: T [Reviews - 24] 19
Summary: When the person you love is marrying someone else, sometimes you need someone to drink with.
Categories: Other, Future
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 462 Read Count: 2275 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 24, 2006 Updated: October 24, 2006
Reviewer: Colette Signed 10
Date: October 24, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

To quote Ms. Beesly, I did not expect that! Seriously, didn't see it coming, but how perfect. Very clever - and it has the added bonus of meaning Jim and Pam are married...kind of a two for one deal!

Author's Response:

Thank you! See, these two find some solace, Jim and Pam get married, and we get to enjoy the story- win, win, win!

She Knows by Par5 Rated: MA [Reviews - 24] 22
Summary: Past Featured StoryPam makes a decision.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1086 Read Count: 7896 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: October 24, 2006 Updated: October 24, 2006
Reviewer: Colette Signed 10
Date: October 24, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

How happy did this make me? '...it's clear they want exactly the same thing and right now.' Oh yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

So many great touches - his screensaver, him doing her laundry, Uncle Larry (I actually have one by that name, so I had the perfect visual)...all the details are just right. Ah, lovely, lovely. As usual!



Author's Response:

Thank you, thank you, Colette! Just another attempt to shamelessly use fanfic to manipulate a more perfect world. (And I have an Uncle Roy but I didn't think I should use that particular name!)

Trick or Treat by time4moxie Rated: K+ [Reviews - 16] 19
Summary:

Christmas isn't the only holiday to tell someone how you feel...

Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Holiday, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1349 Read Count: 2547 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 24, 2006 Updated: October 24, 2006
Reviewer: Colette Signed 10
Date: October 24, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Now, that's an original idea for a reconcilliation. And seasonal too! Loved the image of Jim dropping the candy on the porch when he realizes who it is. Very sweet.

A Series of "Firsts" by xoxoxo Rated: M [Reviews - 73] 69
Summary:

It starts with the first time Jim and Pam are in the same room again, followed by their first real fight and then..you know...a few other firsts. :)


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 11807 Read Count: 28835 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: October 24, 2006 Updated: November 15, 2006
Reviewer: Colette Signed 10
Date: October 24, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: First Meeting

As much as I've often wanted to throttle Pam, I did nothing but ache for her in this one. When they have their awkward hug and he whispers in her ear...heartache on a page.

I also like how you made her in turns angry and feisty too - the image of her wanting to pull Karen out of her chair by her hair was especially great. Pam is all the more empathetic for not being saintly in her suffering.

Okay, ready for more firsts...and seconds...and...never claimed I wasn't greedy!



Author's Response:

This is my thing.  Do I think if you've got Jim Halpert standing before you telling you that he's in love with you that your response should be "I can't?"  Hell no.  But do I sympathsize that Pam probably needed some time to deal with what was going on in her life?  Absolutely.

I don't blame Jim for packing up and shipping out - and I don't blame him for contemplating moving on.  I just wanted to write something where we finally get to see both sides.  I'm very pro-Pam at the moment.  Not sure why.

Anyway - thank you.  More firsts -coming up!!

Reviewer: Colette Signed 10
Date: October 26, 2006 Title: Chapter 2: First Fight

I really appreciate how you cleared up Pam's misconceptions so quickly - and got them to fess up to each other without draaaaawing it out. Which is exactly what, in one way or another, I have the sinking feeling they're going to do on the show. Wouldn't it be so refreshingly non-sitcom-ish if they just got them together and explored the comic/romantic potential there, instead of the tired TV love triangle scenario? No matter how originally they interpret it (and these are great writers, so they'll probably surprise me), I still wish they'd just...not.

Anyway - am really enjoying your story. Love when Jim is semi-teasing her and says 'To your fancy new apt.?' Very Jim (and that's a good thing.)  I love your writing style - clean and to the point, but so emotionally evocative. I could so feel Pam here...and, I agree, I'm feeling very Go-Pam! these days too.



Author's Response:

In my world she lasted 3 weeks of keeping her mouth shut.  Torturous on screen - easy peasy when it's within a few paragraphs.

I can't tell you how un-anxious I am to see a love triangle.  It'll be Jim/Pam/Roy redux and a complete yawnfest IMHO.

I was striving for clean - based on the writing discussion (re: Stephen King).  I'm bad like that.  I'm always consulting a thesaurus when sometimes I should just sit back and let it happen.  So here was my attempt.

The thing I love about your reviews is that you are always so specific - and that is MUCH appreciated.  

Reviewer: Colette Signed 10
Date: October 31, 2006 Title: Chapter 3: First Date

A great example of how a story doesn't necessarily have to be full-out explicit to acheive maximum steam. The pacing is perfect - the sense of mounting (TWSS, I know) tension/anticipation is palpable. And after all the time they've waited (3 years of foreplay?), I'm of the JAM school that says they wouldn't be able to keep their hands off each other or wait more than a Nano-second (wink wink) before getting down to business. But I agree - not actually in the theatre the first time....so get them home already!

As always, your dialogue and characterization are exactly right. Loved Jim wanting to see her in her glasses. And when he kisses her eyes by the car. Such scrumptious details. Yum.



Author's Response:

Thanks Colette!  You clever thing you.  I do think that it'll happen pretty quickly and I really don't know how she'd be able to live with herself if she made him wait too long. ;)

Hopefully I'll get enough of my NaNo work done to post something more this weekend.

We shall see. :)

Reviewer: Colette Signed 10
Date: November 16, 2006 Title: Chapter 4: First Time

Oh, delicious. Just enough steam and some great dialogue too - I love when Jim says: "But can we get back to our scheduled program now?" And a sweet, sexy ending to boot. Well, once again, I feel better now, happily ensconced in this parallel universe. (Eases the dread of what I'm expecting to see on tonight's episode.)

Author's Response:

Yeah well.  I needed to do something.  Every week I say "Give yourself a break.  Stay out of the spoiler thread."  Result?  I never heed my own advice.  Every Thurs I'm sick to my stomach - on pins and needles - watching the show.  I knew from the get go it was never going to be sunshine and roses but the TORTURE of waiting for these two to get their acts together.  Too. Much.

Maybe I should just skip watching tonight and head downtown to see JK in person.  'Cept I've never read any of DFW's work and would feel like a stalker-y fangirl.

Not that I don't fit that description occasionally anyway. ;)

A Letter to the New York Sun, Redux 2006 by time4moxie Rated: K [Reviews - 20] 15
Summary: Past Featured StoryA writer has questioned their calling, and finds solace in the truth
Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 496 Read Count: 5095 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 25, 2006 Updated: October 25, 2006
Reviewer: Colette Signed 10
Date: October 25, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: A Letter to the New York Sun, Redux 2006

Wow, this takes fanfic to a whole new meta level. Especially like the last line. Only, I'm not sure JK really exists either...maybe 'we're just drunk' and imagined them both?

Author's Response: Then give me a vodka IV, because I have NO plans on ever sobering up.  ;-)

Cover Up by PuffingNoise Rated: K+ [Reviews - 15] 13
Summary: Jim, Pam, a hickey, and a secret in the office.
Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam, Phyllis
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 845 Read Count: 3457 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: October 25, 2006 Updated: October 25, 2006
Reviewer: Colette Signed
Date: October 25, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I'm glad it was Phyllis who caught them in the act (so to speak.) So sweet.

Author's Response: Thanks! Yeah, Phyllis seemed like the best choice to be the first to find out about them. She's always been rooting for them, and I don't think she'd necessarily blab it to everyone in the office.

Better Than Bouncy Bits by Semby Rated: T [Reviews - 16] 16
Summary: Past Featured StoryMark and his girlfriend's reactions after their first double date with Jim and Pam. (Jim has moved back from Stamford.)
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam, Mark
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1076 Read Count: 3909 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 25, 2006 Updated: October 25, 2006
Reviewer: Colette Signed 10
Date: October 25, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

So much fun to hear the JAM story from their perspective...and I have to say that the title really cracks me up!

Author's Response: Thank you! I had fun coming up with the title because of a particular fondness for alliteration...

Five Weekday Presents for Pam by sharky Rated: K [Reviews - 17] 17
Summary: Sometimes it's the little things -- and maybe a big one -- that put a smile on Pam's face at work.
Categories: Alternate Universe, Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1455 Read Count: 2581 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 26, 2006 Updated: October 26, 2006
Reviewer: Colette Signed 10
Date: October 26, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I'd take any one of these happening...especially like the one about Jim encouraging Pam's art (a favorite fic theme of mine as well!) Very sweet!

Author's Response: me too. I love the idea that Jim loves her art and hopes this shows up on the show.

Five Random Haikus by Par5 Rated: K [Reviews - 11] 11
Summary: It began as a haiku celebrating the beauty of forearms. It ended up as more than that.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Humor, Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 88 Read Count: 1360 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 26, 2006 Updated: October 26, 2006
Reviewer: Colette Signed 10
Date: October 26, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

My goodness, those forearms are indeed worthy of poetry. Hard to pick which I like best...third and fourth are especially tasty. And, for what it's worth...I think something will change - or I may have to personally grab Pam by the collar and explain a couple of things to her (in fanfic of course!) These are really fun, you clever girl!

Author's Response: Oh, I totally want them to change too, Colette. And hopefully will be adding new HAPPY ones when there are more delicious Jam moments! Thanks for encouraging my bad behavior!

5-7-5: The Pam Haikus by time4moxie Rated: K+ [Reviews - 14] 10
Summary:

Deep feelings, small words. Sometimes less is more it seems. And we all want more.

Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 77 Read Count: 2709 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 26, 2006 Updated: October 26, 2006
Reviewer: Colette Signed 10
Date: October 26, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Liking this haiku bender you all are on. Love your opening line: Dream remains the same. And 'his green eyes'...oh yeah. They certainly are. Well done!

Author's Response: Thanks, Colette - I feel more confident about a piece if you've given me praise.  (Seriously - I really admire how well you can turn a phrase.)  :-)

The Surface by girl7 Rated: K [Reviews - 15] 12
Summary: This is immediately post-The Conversation.  No spoilers.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Stanley
Genres: Angst, Childhood, Dream/Fantasy, In Stamford, Inner Monologue, Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2211 Read Count: 2386 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: October 26, 2006 Updated: October 26, 2006
Reviewer: Colette Signed 10
Date: October 26, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Wow. This really is a departure for you. Really powerful - not that your other stuff isn't (you know I dig it much!) but this was really spare and just so close to the bone. I like Pam's determination to get past her Pam-ish-ness and also Jim's mixture of resolve/realization that she still owns him. Bothof their conflicts are just right there on the page (or screen, as it were.) Well done. Seriously.

Oh and, I'm glad I'm not the only one who went over to the angsty side of the street post-phone call!

(btw, there's a great short story by David Foster Wallace - actually it's in Brief Interviews,  fave of our old friend JK - called Forever Overhead which also uses the imagery of a high diving board re: taking a leap into the unknown/next phase of life. One of my favorite stories, really poignant (and quite different than much of DFW's other work, so even if you don't usually like him, you might like this!)



Author's Response:

As always, thanks so much for the thoughtful review.

Yes, I decided I'd try something a little different - just slightly.  Obviously, the spare narrative/prose doesn't come naturally to me, so this was more of a little exercise than escape. But oh well.

I have read Brief Interviews, actually, and I liked that story as well.  The high dive inspiration for this one, though, came from something that happened to me at the rec department when I was about seven or eight (except it involved being hassled by two older brothers and yes, the water did hurt like hell when I hit!). 

Thanks again for the review....

Five Steps Back by time4moxie Rated: T [Reviews - 28] 25
Summary: Past Featured Story

Five moments from the time Jim returned to Scranton, that taken one after another, lead Jim to finally believe in second chances.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Holiday, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4664 Read Count: 21294 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: October 27, 2006 Updated: October 27, 2006
Reviewer: Colette Signed
Date: October 27, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Step 1 - Jelly Beans

What a delightful way to begin my morning....holidays, Jim eating jellybeans, Pam FINALLY showing some initiative, Jim's mom (mom liking girlfriend = good thing, or so I tell my son.)  And btw, very flattered by your response to the haiku review I left yesterday - thanks for that!

Author's Response: Yes, I truly believe the clincher is that Jim's mom would love Pam - even though she's put her son through hell.  I think as a mom Larissa could see the ultimate good Pam does her son.  

There Once was a Show Called The Office... by Par5 Rated: T [Reviews - 37] 20
Summary: Past Featured Story

A collection of limericks about the show and characters we all love. Or in Todd Packer's case, the characters we love to hate.

Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Humor, Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3982 Read Count: 12501 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 28, 2006 Updated: February 07, 2012
Reviewer: Colette Signed
Date: March 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: Season 2, Episodes 9-12

The triangle has tried my last nerve, alas

It's obvious this is the feeling en masse

But these ditties remain a joy

Even if Jim is one confused boy

When will Greg Daniels get his head out of his ass?

Okay, I tried! You know I'm insane for these limericks (or maybe just insane?) and these set a new standard, even for you. Booze Cruise may be my fave yet (and not just because it contained the line: Meredith holds Captain Jack's stick.) Seriously, these manage to be funny, surprising and still capture that S2 thing that I SO miss in S3. Fantastic, you!



Author's Response:

Why are you so self-deprecating about your limerick-al abilities? You always manage to come up with a fabulous one in your reviews and rest assured I'm keeping track of all of them for a joint collection to be published and released someday! I know what you mean about that S2 quality - I think it's called hope. In any case the S2 triangle seemed less acute or something. BC is my fave to date as well, however Casino Night is coming along someday.

And this line? When will Greg Daniels get his head out of his ass? I may just have to steal. You're the best!

Reviewer: Colette Signed
Date: February 09, 2012 Title: Chapter 7: Season Two: Episodes 13-16

You! I must have had a 6th sense to pop by today (not just tax avoidance, I swear!) The deal is I respond in kind (if with less virtuosity,) right?

Season two never gets old
Especially with Par5 back in the fold.
Your limericks have sorely been missed
Best thing since Jim and Pam kissed.
Finding your ditty is like stumbling on gold.

Okay, just thought of one more - this is fun, wee!!!

Rhyming Kelly with smelly
Put a laugh in my belly.
As for Roy going to hell
That line made me kvell.
Wish that were true of the show on my telly.

Thanks for the memories, my friend!

Author's Response: Well, hello there missy! So lovely of you to drop by and grace us with not 1 but 2(!) fabulous limerick responses! Seriously, you warmed my cynical old heart and made me giggle so kudos to you my dear! I always did love your writing, fic and review alike. Could you please write my grocery list as well? And don't forget the chocolate pudding....

Reviewer: Colette Signed
Date: January 31, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: Season Two, Episodes 5-8

And they just keep coming! His man crush on Ryan/Causes him to start pryin'...Too funny. Seriously, each stanza is like a little gem and so apt about the show. You really ought to collect these and send them to the writers or something - maybe you could go on the payroll as the poetry consultant (like a medical consultant on ER, but with rhymes.) Well done, Ms. Par!

Author's Response:

Can I let you in on a secret? It's easier to come up with these recaps rather than reinvent the wheel and write a truly original fic these days! Seriously, though, I just really really really REALLY love writing these, it keeps me out of trouble, and if at least one person likes them, it keeps me going on to the next batch. Thanks for always being that one person, Ms. Colette!

BTW, Booze Cruise is in the next bunch and it's my favorite one yet....

Reviewer: Colette Signed
Date: January 31, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Season Two, Episodes 1-4

You know how much I love these things...how do you come up with so much?!? Way too many perfect lines to cite, but a couple I loved: the stanza in the Dundies that begins By the time Pam falls off her stool...This night has turned out pretty cool; and in OO, Deep down Jim's a...work days just slipping by. Perfect.

And The Fire, start to finish...fantastic (Pam's panties were in a bunch.) Literally laughed out loud. Oh boy, now I get to go read the second batch! Yippee!



Author's Response: How do I come up with so much? More like how do I cut enough to make them episode summaries rather than complete retellings. Well, with such great source material, how can I go astray? Thanks for cheering me on. You're the best!

Reviewer: Colette Signed 10
Date: November 30, 2006 Title: Chapter 3: Season One, Part Deux

Yay for these! The last stanza of Alliance is freaking fantastic. And using bellicose in a limerick? Truly impressive.

Pam takes notice as Jim's talents shone
Her smile displays a more intimate tone.

Oh, I remember that look on her face as he ran by - like she was intoxicated just at the sight of him running around in his shorts, being all MVP. Made me feel a little woozy too. And sweeping Katy off her feet...how smooth was he? What fun to remember it all in poetic verse like this!

Thanks for the great intermission from my day of bracing myself for the worst tonight (this is just getting mean, you greg daniels, you!) You are still Poet Laureate of All Hussies.

 



Author's Response:

Colette, after "spontaneous dentohydroplosion" using "bellicose" is a piece of cake! But not the ice cream kind cuz Meredith can't eat that ;) It was fun to do "research" for these by watching the episodes again. Now onto season 2!

Word. Why is Greg Daniels so mean? 'King of the Hill' was funny. It didn't hurt to watch. It didn't toy with our emotions. Ugh. Maybe it will all be okay. *crosses fingers*

Reviewer: Colette Signed
Date: December 28, 2006 Title: Chapter 4: Season Two, Episodes 1-4

Jim has made a date with Katy for lunch
When she called about it, Pam's panties were in a bunch

Let me begin by saying, this line is absolutely hilarious. These continue to be SO great. Especially loved The Dundies and Office Olympics. But all of them have so many pithy lines, that I smiled like an idiot the whole time I was reading them. Forgive the unorthodox format (too inept to make it work in this review box!):

I read these grinning like a fool/Though some would say that's the rule/Jim brings out the best in Pam/Par5's poems prove that's no sham/Who cares if Karen is 'so cool?'

Oh well, I tried. Love these...keep 'em coming!

 



Author's Response:

Colette, you’re my favorite reviewer by a nose<br>

Who else would a limerick herself compose?<br>

As if your fics weren’t the greatest<br>

Your feedback on my latest<br>

Is always thoughtful, constructive – and verbose!<br>

 

Even if I got no other reviews ever, I'd continue doing these to tickle my own funny bone and I hope I can keep tickling yours as well! Thanks so much, as always, for the love. Can we have a face-off sometime in limerick form? That would be. So. Cool. ;)

Reviewer: Colette Signed 10
Date: October 28, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Random Ideas

As if fiction weren’t enoughEven her poetry is up to snuff.That wily writer Par5I can hardly believe she’s alive

She even excels at the fluff.

 

Okay, lame, I know (but done on the fly!) These are a hoot. Love Meredith especially. Is there no end to your powers?

 



Author's Response: That. Was. Awesome! Thanks for the laugh Colette, and even on the fly, well played! You need to add some of your own limericks, methinks... Your writing is so wonderful it must translate easily to verse!

Reviewer: Colette Signed 10
Date: November 06, 2006 Title: Chapter 2: Season One, Part 1

Oh lord...these are brilliant. And SO funny. Too many great lines/stanzas to pick my favorite, but I have to say that it was sheer genius to work dentohydroplosion in there. Each is really a little gem...will definitely read them again when I need a good laugh. Thanks for being the Poet in Residence!

Author's Response: I had to actually look up the transcript for that one - I thought it was dental hydroimplosion! And I believe the official title you bestowed on me last week was "Poet Laureate of the Hussies". I'd like to get a little trophy of a bowler with that engraved on it. Glad you enjoyed my silliness!