Summary: 55-words on what happens when different Dunder-Mifflin employees get drunk.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Present, Past, Future
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Challenges: Overheard, 55, Kelly's Revenge, 55: The Kandy Edition, Drunk Michael
Series: None
Chapters: 40 Table of Contents
Completed: No
Word count: 2606 Read Count: 146879 ePub Downloads: 0
Penname: Shassafrass Real name:
Member Since: June 17, 2007
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Don't Let Dunder-Mifflin Near The Fruity And Delicious Drinks by dundiefromgod Rated: T [Reviews - 243] 
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58 [Report This] Published: September 09, 2007 Updated: April 11, 2008
Reviewer: Shassafrass Signed
Date: September 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Angela
Date: September 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Angela
More than a little funny.
Author's Response: I like to set expectations low, it works in my favor. Thanks for the review Shassafrass.
Reviewer: Shassafrass Signed 10
Date: September 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Phyllis
10 Date: September 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Phyllis
Okay, a whole hell of a lot more than a little funny.
Author's Response: Drunk!Phyllis is a lot of fun. Hopefully we'll see her at a party in Season 4. Thanks for the review Shassafrass.
Reviewer: Shassafrass Signed 10
Date: September 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: Dwight
10 Date: September 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: Dwight
Excellent.
Author's Response: Thank you Mr. Burns. Oh, and also Shassafrass for your review, I appreciate it.
Reviewer: Shassafrass Signed 10
Date: September 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: Creed
10 Date: September 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: Creed
Yup. This did, in fact, make me Laugh Out Loud.
Author's Response: I'm glad that you liked it. But seriously I couldn't get a ROTFLOL? Alright, I'll work up to it. Ha, thanks for the review Shassafrass.
Reviewer: Shassafrass Signed 10
Date: September 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 12: Jim II
10 Date: September 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 12: Jim II
These all are really, really great.
Author's Response: That's very nice of you to say, thank you. These are really fun to write as well. I'm having a good time imagining all the different ideas for drunk situations with the different employees. Thanks for the review Shassafrass.
Reviewer: Shassafrass Signed 10
Date: September 19, 2007 Title: Chapter 17: Roy
10 Date: September 19, 2007 Title: Chapter 17: Roy
Fabulous!
Author's Response: Thank you for your kind word and review Shassafrass.
Summary: Jim and Pam plan on teaching Andy a lesson - but does it go as planned? A short story told in 55 word chapters.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Andy, Jim/Pam, Kelly
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 21 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1224 Read Count: 48223 ePub Downloads: 1
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Andy, Jim/Pam, Kelly
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 21 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1224 Read Count: 48223 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: September 10, 2007 Updated: September 11, 2007
Reviewer: Shassafrass Signed 10
Date: September 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: Dim All The Lights
10 Date: September 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: Dim All The Lights
Guest room? OMG, I'll bet he lives with his mother!
Reviewer: Shassafrass Signed 10
Date: September 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Rumor Has It
10 Date: September 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Rumor Has It
Heeheee...
Author's Response: Good answer - thanks!! :-D
Reviewer: Shassafrass Signed 10
Date: September 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Enough is Enough
10 Date: September 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Enough is Enough
LOL. Awesome.
Author's Response: great - glad you think so! Stay tuned for more soon!
Summary: Fluffy enough to stuff pillows with. Jim thinks about the changes he and Pam are going through. Absolutely no angst.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 919 Read Count: 3951 ePub Downloads: 1
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 919 Read Count: 3951 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: September 10, 2007 Updated: September 10, 2007
Reviewer: Shassafrass Signed 10
Date: September 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Butterfly
10 Date: September 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Butterfly
This rings gorgeously, beautifully, true.
Author's Response: Awww. Thanks so much!
Summary: 
Pam wishes she had loved Jim all her life, and Jim rises to the challenge. Pure fluff.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: None
Genres: Childhood, Fluff, Weekend
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10255 Read Count: 21381 ePub Downloads: 1
Pam wishes she had loved Jim all her life, and Jim rises to the challenge. Pure fluff.Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: None
Genres: Childhood, Fluff, Weekend
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10255 Read Count: 21381 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: September 10, 2007 Updated: September 19, 2007
Reviewer: Shassafrass Signed 10
Date: September 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: The Early Years
10 Date: September 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: The Early Years
This is absolutely wonderful. I have tears in my eyes.
Author's Response: Wow, thank you. I hope you enjoy the next parts as much as this one.
Summary: Directly after asking Pam to dinner, Jim retreats to the stairwell to collect his thoughts. He gets interrupted. By Pam.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2186 Read Count: 13856 ePub Downloads: 6
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2186 Read Count: 13856 ePub Downloads: 6
[Report This] Published: September 11, 2007 Updated: September 11, 2007
Reviewer: Shassafrass Signed 10
Date: September 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
10 Date: September 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Very, very, very good. Gives me that blood-rushing-in-the-ears feeling.
Author's Response: yeah I hear you (get it?...)
Summary: A trio of tales about leaving Scranton.
Categories: Future
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Angst, Humor
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1510 Read Count: 1433 ePub Downloads: 0
Categories: Future
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Angst, Humor
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1510 Read Count: 1433 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 12, 2007 Updated: September 12, 2007
Reviewer: Shassafrass Signed 10
Date: September 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: I Still Think The Title Works
10 Date: September 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: I Still Think The Title Works
This is brilliant.
Author's Response: Thank you, Shassy, I appreciate that.
Summary: Jim and Pam have 24 hours together before he leaves for Stamford. A lot can happen when you're on borrowed time.
Categories: Alternate Universe, Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 24 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 28467 Read Count: 153906 ePub Downloads: 25
Jim and Pam have 24 hours together before he leaves for Stamford. A lot can happen when you're on borrowed time.Categories: Alternate Universe, Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 24 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 28467 Read Count: 153906 ePub Downloads: 25
[Report This] Published: September 16, 2007 Updated: July 06, 2009
Reviewer: Shassafrass Signed 10
Date: September 16, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Prologue
10 Date: September 16, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Prologue
I can't wait to see where this goes. It feels true.
Author's Response: Thanks Shassafrass! The thing I care about the most is staying true to these wonderful characters. Thanks for reading!
Reviewer: Shassafrass Signed 10
Date: September 27, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: 1:00 AM
10 Date: September 27, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: 1:00 AM
I love this I love this I love this.
Reviewer: Shassafrass Signed 10
Date: September 30, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: 2:00 AM
10 Date: September 30, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: 2:00 AM
I'm just dying to know what happens next! I also have to say I much prefer this to the Kiefer Sutherland version...
Reviewer: Shassafrass Signed 10
Date: November 07, 2007 Title: Chapter 11: 7:00 AM
10 Date: November 07, 2007 Title: Chapter 11: 7:00 AM
I love this piece sooo much. It's natural and sweet and pitch-perfect. *Sigh.*
Summary: When their personal lives become office gossip, what will Jim and Pam do to end all the talk?
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Oneshot, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6146 Read Count: 4863 ePub Downloads: 1
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Oneshot, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6146 Read Count: 4863 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: September 16, 2007 Updated: September 16, 2007
Reviewer: Shassafrass Signed 10
Date: September 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Kiss and Tell
10 Date: September 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Kiss and Tell
Fabulous. Pitch-effing-perfect.
Summary: She’s trying to pinpoint the moment in time where they had quit being Pam and Jim (whatever that meant, anyway) and where they had started hurting each other at every turn. (Takes place during Ben Franklin)
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Pam
Genres: Angst
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 862 Read Count: 2249 ePub Downloads: 0
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Pam
Genres: Angst
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 862 Read Count: 2249 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 17, 2007 Updated: September 17, 2007
Reviewer: Shassafrass Signed 10
Date: September 18, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: On a Razor's Edge
10 Date: September 18, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: On a Razor's Edge
Really, really, really nice job. Especially the part with him listening to her on the phone at the end. Pitch perfect.
Author's Response: Thank you so much! I've heard a lot about your story 'Not a Word', which is on my 'must read' list. Thanks for taking the time to comment!
Summary:
Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Humor
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 74 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 43087 Read Count: 273118 ePub Downloads: 5
Ideas for Cold Openings (the pre-title gags) always pop into my head. So these will be just a bunch of teasers that, hopefully, you will find funny. I don't know how many I will post but I'll keep putting them up as they occur to me.
Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Humor
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 74 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 43087 Read Count: 273118 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: September 18, 2007 Updated: August 20, 2010
Reviewer: Shassafrass Signed 10
Date: November 08, 2007 Title: Chapter 21: Schrute on a Shingle
10 Date: November 08, 2007 Title: Chapter 21: Schrute on a Shingle
Dude , if I were you, I'd fly out to LA, find Greg Daniels on the picket line and ask him for a job. You are really, seriously talented.
Author's Response: WOW. Thanks Shass! Not sure how receptive he would be right now...lol... That means a lot for you to say that. God, I wish. I would love nothing more than to write for this show. Well. I\'ve taken some steps in that direction... geting myself out there. I keep hoping... Thank you, Shass. You\'re the best...
Reviewer: Shassafrass Signed
Date: November 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 20: Sex and the Silly
Author's Response: LOL... Gufffaw tops pee. Check. Thanks, Shass!
Date: November 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 20: Sex and the Silly
You. Fucking. Rock.
This almost made me pee. That, my friend, tops "Gaffaw."
Author's Response: LOL... Gufffaw tops pee. Check. Thanks, Shass!
Reviewer: Shassafrass Signed
Date: November 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 20: Sex and the Silly
Date: November 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 20: Sex and the Silly
I'm still laughing.
Author's Response: lol... you\'re the best.
Reviewer: Shassafrass Signed 10
Date: November 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 20: Sex and the Silly
10 Date: November 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 20: Sex and the Silly
So, yup, still laughing.
Author's Response: lol... peeing, too? ; )
Reviewer: Shassafrass Signed 10
Date: November 21, 2007 Title: Chapter 22: Brothers Gonna Work It Out
10 Date: November 21, 2007 Title: Chapter 22: Brothers Gonna Work It Out
Oh, Jesus, I've got tears coming out of my eyes. I can't wear mascara and read this shit. *Sigh.* It is a crime that you do not yet do this for a living.
Author's Response: Oh, thank you, Shass. Again, I wish. Between your fiction and your comments about mine, you make my day!
Reviewer: Shassafrass Signed 10
Date: February 12, 2008 Title: Chapter 28: Dread and Breakfast
10 Date: February 12, 2008 Title: Chapter 28: Dread and Breakfast
Aaw...You're such a big softie...
Author's Response: Hey Shass! Yeah, I am...lol... I gotta catch up on your story... you'll be hearing from me about it... : ) Thanks!