Penname: jazzfan Real name:
Member Since: August 11, 2008

Bio:
After being raised by feral dogs deep in the heart of Appalachia for my first 17 years, I rescued a group of imperiled socioanthopologists from certain doom at the hands of some moonshiners in an undisclosed mossy holler of my homeland. Silly with gratitude, they taught me to read and eventually, to make letters with a pencil. I'm continuing that learning process by writing fan fiction here.
As you can see, I'm still having trouble with run-on sentences and cliches. Yet I've come so far.

Oh, and I love music - especially jazz.
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Summary: S5 fic. Up to and including Company Picnic.  My interpretation of thoughts and events following what we see on our TVs.  Oh and it's fluffy - as if that comes as a surprise.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Fluff, Romance, Steamy, Weekend, Wet Pam/Jim, Workdays
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Challenges: Pam's Pregnancy
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 11140 Read Count: 44970 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: September 30, 2008 Updated: May 18, 2009
Reviewer: jazzfan Signed
Date: December 30, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: surely I have loved you, in the idea of you, my whole life long

Thanks for giving us a little of the stuff we're not getting on the show. *grin* Very sweet, I especially liked their recap of Christmases past.

Author's Response: You're very welcome jazzfan.  I'm so happy you enjoyed it.

Reviewer: jazzfan Signed
Date: March 29, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: surely I have loved you, in the idea of you, my whole life long

Chiming in to agree so much with your idea that Pam realizes that "it could have been her." I see that whole ending as Pam's "Money" moment, and you've done a great job with a very plausable conversation afterward, and I loved the bickering about the tape - very realistic. Oh, and Jim is a gem.

Author's Response:

Thank you so much!  I thought as I watched the elevator scene that this is what must have gone through Pam's mind as she rode up in the elevator.  I just wanted to 'hear' her say it...so I made her.  lol!

And yeah.  He's a keeper. :)

Exit 17 by callisto Rated: M [Reviews - 35] 26
Summary: "The rest stop where that soda exploded on me."
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3310 Read Count: 8261 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: September 30, 2008 Updated: October 06, 2008
Reviewer: jazzfan Signed
Date: October 01, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: road trip

Very very cute, their "voices" are great and I loved that last line.

Please, m'am, some more?

Author's Response: Thanks jazzfan, I\'m glad you like the way I write their dialogue. More on the way in a day or two :)

Reviewer: jazzfan Signed
Date: October 07, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: road trip

Wonderfully in character. I really liked this part where you have a call back to Jim talking about Pam going to Pratt as "see how easy that was?"

Easy, how was that so easy?

All these months I’d been thinking, plotting, planning, when all I’d ever had to do was ask.

So easy.

I’m such a tool.


Can't wait for the next chapter.

Author's Response: Oh, that was probably my favorite part too. Jim likes to overthink things sometimes. Glad you liked it. But alas, this was it! I need to finish up my other one anyway, and probably do my schoolwork and other RL duties... sigh. Thanks for the review jazzfan! Always good to hear from you. :)

Summary: A series of mostly unrelated vignettes inspired by poems (or lines from poems) by Dorothy Parker.
It will feature all the major characters at some point, and will most likely be angsty because that's where Parker's poems lean.
Categories: Episode Related, Jim and Pam, Other
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Angst, Drabble, Inner Monologue, Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 11671 Read Count: 39269 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 06, 2008 Updated: July 05, 2009
Reviewer: jazzfan Signed
Date: December 20, 2008 Title: Chapter 9: Anecdote: Pam

Wonderful job.

This line was especially great, because this really was the turning point for Pam. There was no going back from what she did at Beach Games.

The Pam Beesly that exists on this side of the coal walk is not the same Pam Beesly that will exist on the other side of it.

Author's Response: I\'m glad you liked it. I\'ve been trying to get something with Pam on Beach Games written for this, so I\'m happy this one is going over well. :)

Reviewer: jazzfan Signed
Date: May 26, 2009 Title: Chapter 17: Small Apartment: Pam

I'm always happy when I see another one of these is written. *grin* Let's hear it for Fancy New Beesly! Well done, as usual.

Author's Response: Thank you. :) FNB needed the love. And who doesn\'t love throwing stuff on the floor?

Reviewer: jazzfan Signed
Date: May 05, 2009 Title: Chapter 16: Mortal Enemy: Jim/Karen, Pam

Oh carbondalien, I love all of these but you've really outdone yourself on this one. Perfect body language and I'm going to pick out the same line Nan did, because it's beyond awesome:
She doesn’t know if she’s ever seen two people be so connected to each other while trying to remain so far apart That describes season 3 Jam about as well as any one sentence I've ever read. Brava.

Author's Response: Thank you very much. :) This one has been in my head for a while, so I had plenty of time to think about details and such. I\'m glad it all came through.

Reviewer: jazzfan Signed
Date: May 01, 2009 Title: Chapter 15: Ballade at Thirty-five: Pam

Woot! I'm so glad to see you back writing but very sorry to hear about the computer woes. That sucks. Anyway, I enjoyed this one, as always.

Author's Response: I\'m glad you liked it. :) Hopefully writing this will get me back on track!

Reviewer: jazzfan Signed
Date: January 09, 2009 Title: Chapter 14: Little Words: Angela

Oh, this poem is perfect for Angela. I love how she knows about the crease in his wallet from the ring.

Author's Response: As soon as I saw the title, it popped in my head like \"Little Words? Mad Libs!\" Things kind of snowballed from there.

Reviewer: jazzfan Signed
Date: January 07, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Unfortunate Coincidence: Jim/Karen

I was so excited when I saw a new Dorothy Parker here this morning, and you did not disappoint. Funny, I picked out the same line as VB:

He can’t even be the hero of his own imagination.

Perfect poem for Toby, well done.

Author's Response: Thank you. I\'m glad you liked it. :) When I first read the poem, I briefly thought about Pam, but she isn\'t just filling her time with art, etc. - it\'s genuinely bringing fulfillment and joy into her life, whereas Toby probably uses activities like these to just kill time, which defeats the purpose (enrichment) of these types of things.

Reviewer: jazzfan Signed
Date: January 02, 2009 Title: Chapter 12: Autumn Valentine: Jim/Pam

The clown painting that would not die is one of my favorite things in the new season, so I'm all over this.

Here's to a never heartbroken again Jam.

Author's Response: The clown painting was a stroke of brilliance and I have to say bravo to the writers for it. Thanks for reading/reviewing. :)

Reviewer: jazzfan Signed
Date: November 02, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Unfortunate Coincidence: Jim/Karen

Therapy writing is the best kind, I hope it's working for you because I think your readers are sure getting a treat.

I literally fliched when he crumpled the papers:

He picks up the health care form and reads the words, but he can't find that laughter again. This is the most he's ever felt of nothing.

He sighs, crumples up the health care form and tosses it in the trash


Argh, that's good writing.

Author's Response: Thank you. :) I\'m glad you liked it. I\'ll definitely be writing over the next few days. I just need to not be in my brain, if that makes sense.

Reviewer: jazzfan Signed
Date: October 31, 2008 Title: Chapter 4: Bric-a-Brac: Jim/Pam

I started to copy parts I liked and there were too many of them to put in this little space.

Love this, just love it. Please keep writing.

Author's Response: I\'m glad you like it. :) More will of course be on the way!

Reviewer: jazzfan Signed
Date: October 29, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Unfortunate Coincidence: Jim/Karen

Niiiice. /Kev

I especially loved this line:
Even though she's never touched them or felt them on her own, she's memorized every curve of them and knows just that one spot that quirks up first before a smile.

Keep 'em coming.

Author's Response: She just knows him so well (even if she doesn\'t want to admit it sometimes). Glad you liked it. :)

Reviewer: jazzfan Signed
Date: October 07, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Unfortunate Coincidence: Jim/Karen

Very interesting idea, and I really like Dorothy Parker. The scene you described fits the poem to a "t".

I'm very interested to see what other poems/stories you will do.

Author's Response: I\'ve been reading through my copy of The Portable Dorothy Parker and it\'s been the only thing that\'s given me any inspiration. I\'m sure as I read through more poems, more things will come along. Glad you liked it. :)

Reviewer: jazzfan Signed
Date: November 24, 2008 Title: Chapter 6: News Item: Jim/Pam

Another nice job, perfect poem.

Jim's giving Pam just what she needs, confidence.

Author's Response: Thank you. :) Pam may be Fancy New Beesly but there\'s still that little bit of insecurity there.

Reviewer: jazzfan Signed
Date: December 01, 2008 Title: Chapter 7: A Very Short Song: Pam

I'm still enjoying these very much, please keep them coming - can't wait to see which one is next.
In this poem, I always thought that the person felt worse about breaking the other person's heart than having their own heart broken. Pam seems a lot sorrier for herself in this story than she does for Jim at this point, but then, if only she knew how he really felt.

Author's Response: Glad you\'re liking it. I always thought it was... odd? unusual? (or something) how they are so in sync but can misunderstand each at the same time.

Summary: "I first had the thought sort of ridiculously early- I could marry a girl like that". Spoilers through "Weight Loss".
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim
Genres: Inner Monologue
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1046 Read Count: 3529 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 06, 2008 Updated: October 06, 2008
Reviewer: jazzfan Signed
Date: October 07, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

What a warm fuzzy read on a cool rainy day.

Thanks!

Author's Response: Oh, no, thank you! I'm so glad you enjoyed it.

Summary: Pam comes back from New York.  Just a little one-shot based on the not too distant future.  
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1655 Read Count: 3628 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: October 08, 2008 Updated: October 08, 2008
Reviewer: jazzfan Signed
Date: October 09, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Aw, that was so freaking sweet. I love "sweet Jim", and this story seemed totally believeable.

*le sigh*

Author's Response: I love Jim - as my single friends say - 'he's ruined all other men' for them, lol.  A fictional character has set the bar for real men, hehe.  Thanks for reading and reviewing, jazzfan!

Summary: I was reading through old PostSecret entries and the idea for this fic just knocked me over the head. I wouldn't call this "PostSecret: The Office Edition", but it's pretty close.
Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Andy, Angela, Dwight, Dwight/Angela, Ensemble, Jan, Jim, Jim/Pam, Kelly, Kevin, Michael, Michael/Jan, Oscar, Oscar/Gil, Pam, Phyllis, Ryan, Ryan/Kelly, Stanley, Toby
Genres: Angst, Humor, Inner Monologue, Oneshot
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 430 Read Count: 3997 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 08, 2008 Updated: October 08, 2008
Reviewer: jazzfan Signed
Date: October 09, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

What fun! I loved it, and because of your good characterizations, I think I got them all right.

Very clever.

Practice by unfold Rated: K+ [Reviews - 13] 8
Summary: All you know is that she is yours now, forever, finally, and you aren’t kissing her at all like you practiced. Set in the possibly near future for Jim and Pam. General S5 spoilers.

Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 666 Read Count: 3373 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 13, 2008 Updated: October 13, 2008
Reviewer: jazzfan Signed
Date: October 13, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Very sweet and lovely. I can see Jim being nervous about doing everything "just right".

Summary: Jim tries to deal with Pam being away in New York. Snippets of scenes and discussions from Season 5! Spoilers for anyone who hasn't watched Weight Loss a million times, Business Ethics, Baby Shower, Crime Aid, Employee Transfer, or Customer Survey.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance, Weekend, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 12525 Read Count: 27247 ePub Downloads: 6
[Report This] Published: October 17, 2008 Updated: December 13, 2008
Reviewer: jazzfan Signed
Date: December 14, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Those Bold City Girls

These stories really fill in a lot of the things that we "weren't told" in this season, I'm really enjoying them.

This made me laugh:
"And...the super power to be invisible."

Reviewer: jazzfan Signed
Date: October 22, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Those Bold City Girls

This made me all warm and fuzzy. I love "decisive Jim" and you wrote them very well. Great explanation for the "man at the wash" story.

Please keep writing.

Puzzled by Azlin Rated: K+ [Reviews - 21] 18
Summary: Jim's attempt to piece his life back together after losing everything.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Andy, Angela, Dwight, Dwight/Angela, Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Angst, Married, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4720 Read Count: 4029 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: October 19, 2008 Updated: October 19, 2008
Reviewer: jazzfan Signed
Date: October 20, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Puzzled

Wow, I love the way you wrote this. I didn't find it confusing at all, and it meshed with the changing emotions a tragedy like this brings on a couple.
*applauds* Well done.

Author's Response: Thank you so much. I'm glad it wasn't confusing for you and that the format fit the content. Thanks again for the review!

Summary: A monumental event and what it took to get there, as witnessed from Jim's mother's point of view.

*Slight spoilers for an upcoming episode, Employee Transfer.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam, Other
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Inner Monologue, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2006 Read Count: 13725 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: October 19, 2008 Updated: October 20, 2008
Reviewer: jazzfan Signed
Date: October 20, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: A Beautiful Day

This is so very sweet, I loved hearing his mom's perspective. Nice job.

Favorite line, as I could really see Jim saying this:
He cast his eyes down, pinched the bridge of his nose, and said to me in a sad, quiet voice that I‘ll remember until I take my last breath -- “Mom, I just think it would kill me to have to see her in a wedding dress.”

Author's Response: Thanks for reading, jazzfan! It\'s funny you commented on that particular line, because it was really the thing I though of first, then built the rest of the story on. I could definitely see Jim having a conversation with his mom that featured him saying that. I think it\'s finally fitting that now Jim\'s the one who gets to marry Pam, and how he probably can\'t wait to see her in her dress. I don\'t write that often, I really enjoy reading others\' works, but it\'s nice to see that people seem to be enjoying it!