Penname: carbondalien Real name: Stephanie
Member Since: November 14, 2007
Membership status: Member

Bio:

"I don't obsess. I think... instensely." Just an average girl from Carbondale who goes to school in Utica (and wishes Dwight would burn it to the ground).

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Stories by carbondalien
Summary: Michael's 15th anniversary at Dunder-Mifflin is looming and he wants to do it up right... but he has to battle against Angela's lame party ideas and Dwight's weird ones. Meanwhile, Dwight is also busy searching for aliens and has enlisted Jim and Pam to help. Script-fic. Timeline: post-"Golden Ticket."
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other
Characters: Angela, Dwight, Ensemble, Jim, Jim/Pam, Michael, Pam
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7740 Read Count: 4072 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 20, 2009 Updated: July 24, 2009
Summary: A series of mostly unrelated vignettes inspired by poems (or lines from poems) by Dorothy Parker.
It will feature all the major characters at some point, and will most likely be angsty because that's where Parker's poems lean.
Categories: Episode Related, Jim and Pam, Other
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Angst, Drabble, Inner Monologue, Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 11671 Read Count: 23515 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 06, 2008 Updated: July 05, 2009
Summary: What prompts Kelly to always ask to be a bridesmaid? Post-"Goodbye Toby."
Categories: Other, Episode Related
Characters: Kelly
Genres: Angst, Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 958 Read Count: 710 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: June 12, 2009 Updated: June 12, 2009
Summary: Jim Halpert and Pamela Beesly don't have distance or a fiancé between them - they're separated by 85 years.

A Jim/Pam retelling of Jack Finney's short story "The Love Letter" with a little twist.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 12615 Read Count: 9497 ePub Downloads: 0

[Report This] Published: January 23, 2009 Updated: January 31, 2009
Six Years by carbondalien Rated: K starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 8]
Summary: Andy carried a ring in his wallet for six years. Toby carried a picture of a Costa Rican beach in his wallet for six years. What have other characters been carrying around in their wallets/purses for six years?
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other
Characters: Angela, Creed, Jim, Michael, Pam
Genres: Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1291 Read Count: 1298 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 20, 2009 Updated: January 20, 2009
Summary: The NEPA weather has inspired me once again: 10 inches of snow, 10 ways that 10 characters are dealing with it.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Present
Characters: Angela, Creed, Dwight, Jan, Jim/Pam, Katy, Kelly, Meredith, Michael, Toby
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Inner Monologue, Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4505 Read Count: 12756 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 10, 2009 Updated: January 16, 2009
Summary: What does Michael do in his office all day? A look into the daydreams of Michael Scott...
(They're unrelated, so you can read them as you please.)
Categories: Future, Other, Present, Episode Related, Past
Characters: Ensemble, Michael
Genres: Humor
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1995 Read Count: 1047 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 14, 2008 Updated: December 15, 2008
Summary: Exit 17. "After they wipe cola from the dash, they talk about waiting."
Categories: Episode Related, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 398 Read Count: 2307 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 29, 2008 Updated: September 29, 2008
Summary: I got to thinking about the relationship between Pam and the documentary crew, mainly the camera operator(s). Pam seems to have the closest relationship with the crew, so here are five instances where ties to Ms. Beesly cause a member of the crew to break the golden rule of documentary filmmaking - don't get involved.
Categories: Episode Related, Jim and Pam
Characters: Other, Pam
Genres: Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1592 Read Count: 1929 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 10, 2008 Updated: July 10, 2008
Summary: It has been raining way too incredibly much in northeastern Pennsylvania... how are the Office workers handling the weather?
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Present
Characters: Angela, Dwight, Jim, Jim/Pam, Kelly, Pam, Toby
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Oneshot, Weekend, Wet Pam/Jim, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1682 Read Count: 1661 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: June 24, 2008 Updated: June 24, 2008
Aisle Five by carbondalien Rated: K starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 7]
Summary: "She frowns down at the box of instant mashed potatoes in her hands because she doesn't know what else to do." After "Dunder-Mifflin Infinity" Angela goes grocery shopping. Angst ensues.
Categories: Present, Other
Characters: Angela
Genres: Angst, Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 587 Read Count: 1140 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: June 18, 2008 Updated: June 18, 2008
Summary: FeaturePam married Roy and moved to California after "Casino Night," and Jim gave up. But then he started getting the letters...
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble, Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam, Pam/Roy
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 29 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 26622 Read Count: 74838 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: May 26, 2008 Updated: June 11, 2008
Okay by carbondalien Rated: K starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 8]
Summary: "Pride was a sin, wasn't it?"

After the proposal, Angela reflects on what was and what is to be.
Categories: Other, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Angela, Dwight, Dwight/Angela
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Oneshot, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 580 Read Count: 966 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 21, 2008 Updated: May 21, 2008
Faithless by carbondalien Rated: K starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 4]
Summary: In the secret moments, at the breakfast table and under the covers, Angela doesn't believe in God.
Categories: Past, Other
Characters: Angela
Genres: Angst, Childhood, Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 555 Read Count: 1145 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 13, 2008 Updated: March 13, 2008
Summary: Dunder-Mifflin employees aren't always on top of their game. (TWSS.) Humor.
Categories: Other, Jim and Pam
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Humor, Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 231 Read Count: 1569 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: February 08, 2008 Updated: February 08, 2008
Summary: Jim gets drunk and tries to get over Pam. Post-"Casino Night" angst.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 674 Read Count: 1773 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 22, 2008 Updated: January 22, 2008
Summary: Angela does remember why she doesn't speak to her sister. Angst inspired in part by the song "Brick" by Ben Folds.
Categories: Other, Past
Characters: Angela
Genres: Angst, Oneshot
Warnings: Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 538 Read Count: 1085 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 18, 2008 Updated: January 18, 2008
Summary: Five moments at Marywood University for Pam, from the good to the bad.
Categories: Past, Other
Characters: Pam
Genres: None
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1103 Read Count: 1728 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 26, 2007 Updated: December 26, 2007
Snow Daze by carbondalien Rated: K+ starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 32]
Summary: A snowstorm makes the roads extremely unsafe, forcing the Dunder-Mifflin employees to stay put for at least a few extra hours. Fluff 'n' stuff.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other
Characters: Andy, Angela, Creed, Dwight, Dwight/Angela, Ensemble, Jim, Jim/Pam, Kelly, Kevin, Michael, Oscar, Pam, Phyllis, Toby
Genres: Fluff, Workdays
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9882 Read Count: 14114 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 14, 2007 Updated: December 21, 2007
Summary: 55 words - Kevin has a "Beach Games" moment.
Categories: Episode Related, Other, Present
Characters: Kevin
Genres: Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 102 Read Count: 831 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 10, 2007 Updated: December 10, 2007