Penname: carbondalien Real name: Stephanie
Member Since: November 14, 2007


"I don't obsess. I think... instensely." Just an average girl from Carbondale who goes to school in Utica (and wishes Dwight would burn it to the ground).

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Stories by carbondalien

The Anniversary by carbondalien

Rated: K • 3 Reviews2
Summary: Michael's 15th anniversary at Dunder-Mifflin is looming and he wants to do it up right... but he has to battle against Angela's lame party ideas and Dwight's weird ones. Meanwhile, Dwight is also busy searching for aliens and has enlisted Jim and Pam to help. Script-fic. Timeline: post-"Golden Ticket."

Dorothy Parker Drank Here by carbondalien

Rated: K • 76 Reviews32
Summary: A series of mostly unrelated vignettes inspired by poems (or lines from poems) by Dorothy Parker.
It will feature all the major characters at some point, and will most likely be angsty because that's where Parker's poems lean.

Never the Bride by carbondalien

Rated: K • 9 Reviews1
Summary: What prompts Kelly to always ask to be a bridesmaid? Post-"Goodbye Toby."

Here and There are Little Islands by carbondalien

Rated: K • 28 Reviews17
Summary: Jim Halpert and Pamela Beesly don't have distance or a fiancé between them - they're separated by 85 years.

A Jim/Pam retelling of Jack Finney's short story "The Love Letter" with a little twist.

Six Years by carbondalien

Rated: K • 8 Reviews4
Summary: Andy carried a ring in his wallet for six years. Toby carried a picture of a Costa Rican beach in his wallet for six years. What have other characters been carrying around in their wallets/purses for six years?

Jack Frost Nipping at Your Heels by carbondalien

Rated: T • 28 Reviews13
Summary: The NEPA weather has inspired me once again: 10 inches of snow, 10 ways that 10 characters are dealing with it.

The Wonderful, Secret World of Michael Scott by carbondalien

Rated: K • 5 Reviews2
Summary: What does Michael do in his office all day? A look into the daydreams of Michael Scott...
(They're unrelated, so you can read them as you please.)

Burning Up the Black Space by carbondalien

Rated: K • 3 Reviews2
Summary: Exit 17. "After they wipe cola from the dash, they talk about waiting."

Five Times the Golden Rule Was Broken by carbondalien

Rated: K • 6 Reviews5
Summary: I got to thinking about the relationship between Pam and the documentary crew, mainly the camera operator(s). Pam seems to have the closest relationship with the crew, so here are five instances where ties to Ms. Beesly cause a member of the crew to break the golden rule of documentary filmmaking - don't get involved.

Under the Summer Rain by carbondalien

Rated: K • 6 Reviews2
Summary: It has been raining way too incredibly much in northeastern Pennsylvania... how are the Office workers handling the weather?

Aisle Five by carbondalien

Rated: K • 7 Reviews5
Summary: "She frowns down at the box of instant mashed potatoes in her hands because she doesn't know what else to do." After "Dunder-Mifflin Infinity" Angela goes grocery shopping. Angst ensues.

Does He Love You? by carbondalien Past Featured Story

Rated: K • 198 Reviews50
Summary: Pam married Roy and moved to California after "Casino Night," and Jim gave up. But then he started getting the letters...

Okay by carbondalien

Rated: K • 8 Reviews3
Summary: "Pride was a sin, wasn't it?"

After the proposal, Angela reflects on what was and what is to be.

Faithless by carbondalien

Rated: K • 4 Reviews3
Summary: In the secret moments, at the breakfast table and under the covers, Angela doesn't believe in God.

The Awkward Sex of Dunder-Mifflin by carbondalien

Rated: T • 7 Reviews1
Summary: Dunder-Mifflin employees aren't always on top of their game. (TWSS.) Humor.

Desperate Desires by carbondalien

Rated: T • 4 Reviews2
Summary: Jim gets drunk and tries to get over Pam. Post-"Casino Night" angst.

Big Girls Don't Cry by carbondalien

Rated: T • 5 Reviews1
Summary: Angela does remember why she doesn't speak to her sister. Angst inspired in part by the song "Brick" by Ben Folds.

Five Moments In Pam Beesly's Short College Career (Go Pacers!) by carbondalien

Rated: K • 5 Reviews2
Summary: Five moments at Marywood University for Pam, from the good to the bad.

Snow Daze by carbondalien

Rated: K+ • 32 Reviews13
Summary: A snowstorm makes the roads extremely unsafe, forcing the Dunder-Mifflin employees to stay put for at least a few extra hours. Fluff 'n' stuff.

We Will Rock You... If You Show Up to Be Rocked In the First Place by carbondalien

Rated: K • 7 Reviews2
Summary: 55 words - Kevin has a "Beach Games" moment.

Five Things That Kelly Knows by carbondalien

Rated: K • 10 Reviews4
Summary: "She knows everything, seriously."

Night Medicine by carbondalien

Rated: K • 21 Reviews9
Summary: It's 3am and someone is at Pam's front door... and he needs a little nursing. Fluff? Oh, why, yes. One-shot.

Roadside Assistance by carbondalien

Rated: K • 8 Reviews5
Summary: Pam is on her way to meet Jim when she runs into car trouble. With nowhere else to turn, she calls the only person she can think of, which leads her to an awkward conversation, but also to closure. A little after season four.

Sometimes by carbondalien

Rated: K • 3 Reviews2
Summary: Angela dresses in muted colors, lives a muted life... but sometimes she wishes she didn't.

The Favor by carbondalien

Rated: K • 3 Reviews3
Summary: Angela knows that Pam has kept her secret, so she returns the favor. Set after "Fun Run."