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After being raised by feral dogs deep in the heart of Appalachia for my first 17 years, I rescued a group of imperiled socioanthopologists from certain doom at the hands of some moonshiners in an undisclosed mossy holler of my homeland. Silly with gratitude, they taught me to read and eventually, to make letters with a pencil. I'm continuing that learning process by writing fan fiction here.
As you can see, I'm still having trouble with run-on sentences and cliches. Yet I've come so far.
Oh, and I love music - especially jazz.
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Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Other, Pam
Genres: Childhood, Drama, Fluff, Humor, Kids/Family, Married
Warnings: Adult language, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 14790 Read Count: 48539 ePub Downloads: 4
Date: June 29, 2010 Title: Chapter 15: Cecelia Halpert, Age 15
Your Jim is such a good daddy.
Date: July 06, 2010 Title: Chapter 18: Cecelia Halpert, Age 18
This whole thing was really fun to read, and the last chapter hit just a little too close to home. We took my older son to college last August, and you definitely got the scene right.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 937 Read Count: 3061 ePub Downloads: 2
Date: May 26, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter One
Of course, as others have already pointed out, you have captured the Jim/Pam awkward "dance" so well. But in addition, this sentence made me laugh way too long: "He could hear Ryan just around the corner in the living room, so drunk that he was talking politics with Dwight" Now that's drunk. Beautifully written.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: Dwight/Angela
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 384 Read Count: 2239 ePub Downloads: 0
Date: May 27, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
I still enjoy this show a lot, but it would be so much better if they would just hire you to write for them. This is exactly what the finale needed.
Author's Response: Awwww, thanks Jazzy! You're always good to me!
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past
Characters: Jim/Pam, Pam/Roy
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3330 Read Count: 5973 ePub Downloads: 1
Date: June 12, 2010 Title: Chapter 2: disclosure
Wow, callisto, I've been really busy and I saw this was up, but I've been holding off so I could savor it in peace and quiet. You did not disappoint. This rings so true, and is so very believeable and lovely. Perfect characterization, clean, descriptive writing. I love it. And I laughed out loud at this, because I'm twelve:
“And look…yours is bigger,” she adds, with a wicked grin
Great job!
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam
Genres: In Stamford, Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1836 Read Count: 2728 ePub Downloads: 0
Date: June 12, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: You will need some day as I need you
I especially loved the last one. Wouldn't that have been lovely? And saved us a lot of time?
Categories: Future, Other
Characters: Kelly, Kelly/Other, Toby, Toby/Other
Genres: Angst, Drama, Kids/Family
Warnings: Adult language
Series: What the Kids Are Watching
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7372 Read Count: 1662 ePub Downloads: 5
Date: June 16, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
This is lovely, Steph. I really enjoy your Tobycentric stories, and this was wonderful. Even Toby deserves a little happy, right?
Author's Response: Thank you! Glad you enjoyed it. But in my opinion Toby deserves a lot of happy.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, In Stamford
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4727 Read Count: 9243 ePub Downloads: 1
Date: June 21, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Now
Not only is this beautifully written, it's one of the best twists I've ever seen here. It made me say "yes" outloud. Can't wait for the conclusion. Loved the last line, too.
Author's Response: Thanks so much for the rec on the board! I'm humbled by your compliment and thrilled that you liked the twist. There's a few more chapters coming, so stay tuned.
Date: June 25, 2010 Title: Chapter 2: Earlier (and Before)
Wow, I was expecting a good followup chapter, but you've outdone yourself. I started picking out descriptions I liked, but there were too many wonderful ones - I couldn't choose. Your depictions of the senations and emotions of each of these characters in this scenario make me see and feel for them so vividly. This is darn near perfect, and the last three or four paragraphs have twisted me into a knot again with poor Jim Halpert. Argh, but in a very, very good way. Best thing I've read here in a month of Sundays. Please continue. /DKS
He thinks back to the night before. Their first night together, and despite a few glasses of wine with dinner he remembers everything. Well…obviously that, but the little details too.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 851 Read Count: 3064 ePub Downloads: 2
Date: June 29, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
This is a captivating version of their first night, kells. I can see this kind of intimacy happening right away between these two. Very believeable and great steam. *grin*
My favorite part? This is hilarious and perfect at the same time: "and the feeling of bare skin on bare skin that elicits a moan from them both. He would call jinx if he was able to form a coherent sentence -"
Well done!
Author's Response: Well I know that *I* would have a hard time keeping my hands to myself if I were on a date with Jim Halpert, lol. Thanks for the kind words, my friend.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam, Michael
Genres: Angst, Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1959 Read Count: 1831 ePub Downloads: 1
Date: July 06, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: I wish her Diamond was in the sea
Real crying? I was not expecting that. /Pam What a gut punch for poor Jim. Nicely done though.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Drama, Romance
Warnings: Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2828 Read Count: 2791 ePub Downloads: 2
Date: July 06, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Knight in Rusted Armor
I liked that you didn't take Jim OOC and make him into some macho ninja warrior who kicked the guy's ass. I can believe your Jim.
Author's Response: Thanks so much!
Categories: Other
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1527 Read Count: 2015 ePub Downloads: 0
Date: July 06, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
I'm interested to see where you're going to go with this.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Inner Monologue, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2427 Read Count: 3545 ePub Downloads: 0
Date: July 09, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Sorry to hear about your noggin, but it certainly hasn't done your writing any harm. This is one of my favorite things you've written - very quiet and subtle. It was totally in character, and the back and forth between Jim and Pam was so utterly believeable. I especially liked how Jim approached the subject - by distracting Pam and slipping in the question - very much like he did when he was trying to get her to go to the hospital in The Delivery. Well done!
Author's Response: Oh, thank you, jazzfan. :) It's fun to take a small moment where nothing really happens, but describe and dissect and pump the hell out of it, I think. Thanks for reading and reviewing!
Total cracked out Apocalypse!fic.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Oneshot, Travel
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1104 Read Count: 2769 ePub Downloads: 0
Date: July 09, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: So I think about the big one, WWIII, would we ever really care the world had ended?
Can I have whatever it is you're smoking? It's probably the wrong adjective, but this was really fun. I cracked up when they met Dwight, but then realized that he was the best person they could have met. He'd know how to survive. Thanks for something completely different. The Road meets The Office.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Steamy
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1480 Read Count: 1960 ePub Downloads: 0
Date: August 09, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
This is unbelievably fluffy, but I really enjoyed it. *wallows in nice, sweet fluff*
That’s what she felt as she slowed her car down and parked outside his building.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, In Stamford, Inner Monologue
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1040 Read Count: 1845 ePub Downloads: 2
Date: August 22, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
I especially liked the detail that Jim reached for her hands. It's a nice bookend to his gradually letting them go in Gay Witch Hunt. Welcome and nice start! Looking forward to hearing more from you.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, In Stamford, Inner Monologue, Oneshot
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6874 Read Count: 6400 ePub Downloads: 1
Date: August 30, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Wow, I really really liked this one. I loved your idea of Jim heading to Scranton after they spoke, in some impulsive desperate flail, without a plan, only to not even know where she lived. I was prepared for a several tissue ending and then you gave us a lovely, sweet surprise.
The may be my favorite story of yours ever.
Author's Response: Thank you so much, jazzfan. :) I was kind of thinking it was a stretch that Jim would have no idea where she lived. It was believable to me -- assuming that he came across as crazed and overwhelmed as I wanted him to be in this story -- so I'm glad it went through with readers. I'm really happy you liked this one, it was fun to write.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Karen, Kelly, Pam, Ryan
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4276 Read Count: 4853 ePub Downloads: 6
Date: October 06, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: here's where the story ends
This is soooo what should have happened. Thank you.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Pam
Genres: Angst, Drabble, Drunk Pam/Jim, Humor, Inner Monologue, Romance, Weekend, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 12593 Read Count: 40725 ePub Downloads: 2
Date: April 26, 2011 Title: Chapter 6: the carpet: suck on that, Halpert
This was fabulous. Jim, enjoying every "little moment" that he can manage.
Date: October 11, 2010 Title: Chapter 4: fun run: it does change everything
What a great explanation for those blushes!!! As far as I'm concerned, this is what happened.
Date: October 26, 2010 Title: Chapter 5: michael scott paper company: we'll be fine
Oh thank you. It's been a dull, grey day and this brightened up my afternoon considerably. Totally believable and in character and a very nice job capturing Jim's thought process (or at least the one I imagine for him). A nice little dip back into the days when they were insecure, but a confident Jim Halpert makes all the difference.
Date: October 06, 2010 Title: Chapter 3: dinner party: that one night
Filling in of episodes is some of my favorite fanfic, and these are all excellent. Apologies that I'm just getting to read and review.
The back and forth between Jim and Pam about the baby subject was perfectly timed. Thanks, can't wait for the next one.
Date: October 06, 2010 Title: Chapter 2: the initiation: yours, future dwight
I'm one of those people who has always been highly annoyed at Passive Pam, and this really wanted to make the smack her. So you must have done a good job. *grin*
Date: October 06, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: the fight: so many romantic misunderstandings
Nicely done. I really liked the line about "Good night, Jim" feeling too intimate. That should be a clue, Ms. Beesly. Please continue these.