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After being raised by feral dogs deep in the heart of Appalachia for my first 17 years, I rescued a group of imperiled socioanthopologists from certain doom at the hands of some moonshiners in an undisclosed mossy holler of my homeland. Silly with gratitude, they taught me to read and eventually, to make letters with a pencil. I'm continuing that learning process by writing fan fiction here.
As you can see, I'm still having trouble with run-on sentences and cliches. Yet I've come so far.
Oh, and I love music - especially jazz.
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Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Drama, Humor, Pregnancy/Babies, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 25 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 78742 Read Count: 102036 ePub Downloads: 50
Date: February 21, 2011 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7
Oh for the love of God, Jim, kick Karen to the curb, uh, I mean to New York and head to Scranton! Thanks for the quick updates.
Author's Response: I know, isn't it just frustrating? Thanks for the review!
Date: February 16, 2011 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2
Argh. I usually don't read AU's at all - just not my cup of tea, and I'll admit "Pam found herself pregnant" was the thing that made me open this, because, well, it's a crazy way to put it. But now I'm going to have to stick around and see how she "found herself" that way. You have me hooked. Welcome.
Author's Response: Ah, the seduction of a good summary line. :) Glad you're on board! While it is an AU, I think you'll find that there's a lot related to canon. Hope you stick with it and thanks for the review!
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff, Holiday, Oneshot, Romance, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: One to Ten
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3457 Read Count: 3790 ePub Downloads: 2
Date: February 14, 2011 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
I especially like your "drunk!Pam" voice And this made me laugh outloud because it is so very in character I could really hear Pam saying it: I'm grunting now, like some kind of sex... person Let's hear it for unvanilla.
Takes place shortly after TLM. Michael shares his vision for the sequel with Jim. It involves considerably less wardrobe than the original...and possibly 'a dance of forbidden love.' Forgive me.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam, Michael
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1689 Read Count: 2495 ePub Downloads: 2
Date: February 20, 2011 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
What fun - this was epic, colette. And this line was beyond brilliant and ever so Michael:
"laying there in the afterblow"
I woke up the dog I was guffawing so loudly.
Author's Response: SO pleased you noticed the Michael-izaton of 'afterglow'! (worried it might just slip by...) Thanks so much jazz - and sorry about the pooch's beauty sleep.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Married
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2090 Read Count: 3085 ePub Downloads: 2
Date: February 24, 2011 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Very very cute, kaat. I could just visualize poor Pam trying to squeeze into the dainties and getting upset and frustrated. The last line is gold.
Author's Response: thanks jazzfan! i loove your stories so it is always lovely to hear you like mine as well! :)
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Cece Halpert, Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Kids/Family, Married, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1770 Read Count: 2501 ePub Downloads: 0
Date: February 26, 2011 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Ha! Every parent has had one of those major poop disasters, and Jim's temptation to close the door and leave really rang true. Very cute.
Author's Response: Thank you Jazzfan! The "poop disaster" was my only way to elaborateim's Jim's line (I cleaned our daughter for like an hour..). Thanks for reading!
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Michael
Genres: Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1582 Read Count: 1933 ePub Downloads: 0
Date: February 26, 2011 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
You really captured that Season 2 feel with this, Mr. Bill. Loved Jim's little glance to Roy to make sure he wasn't looking - I could just see that. Well done and fun to read.
Author's Response: Well, jazzfan...I just don't have it in my heart to make Jim a "completely" thoughtless and unconscionable cad! Thanks for the kind words.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2099 Read Count: 2842 ePub Downloads: 2
Date: March 04, 2011 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Very cute rendition of a backstory I don't think has been told here at all. My favorite line:
"he had sworn to Pam that he wouldn’t complain this time if he heard some of her wedding planning during work hours"
Author's Response: "Cute" was what I was aiming for, so yay! I'm glad you liked that line, I really had fun writing it and thinking about it :) Thanks for the review!
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam, Other
Genres: Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 6231 Read Count: 4140 ePub Downloads: 0
Date: March 28, 2011 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3
Am I the only one who thought TWSS after Pam said, “Is it supposed to be this hard?”
I loved the Chuck Norris/Dwight switch. Very Jimesque. This is an interesting premise - please continue.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future, Episode Related
Characters: Cece Halpert, Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Childhood, Humor, Kids/Family
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Challenges: teenage years
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4299 Read Count: 5548 ePub Downloads: 0
Date: March 28, 2011 Title: Chapter 1: Consequences of PDA
That was hilarious and ever so cute. *big grin on a Monday morning* Nice job on writing a middle schooler's POV on your parents taking a walk.
Author's Response: Thank you!! :) I'm glad you liked it.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 965 Read Count: 2871 ePub Downloads: 2
Date: April 10, 2011 Title: Chapter 1: the hardest thing
You write a wonderful Pam. Very believable thought progression for that day.
I really liked Pam sketching Jim so she could "keep" him even if he left, and this line made me all warm and fuzzy: "But then she catches a hint of that smile, the one her heart remembers..."
Author's Response: Ah, I like that line too. Thanks, jazzy. I'm glad you liked it. :)
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst, Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1144 Read Count: 2807 ePub Downloads: 1
Date: April 21, 2011 Title: Chapter 1: between the moon and New York City
I really enjoyed this, because not only is it well written, it's exactly how I imagined Karen would react in these situations. In some ways she brought this on herself, but she was without a doubt, collateral damage. Thanks for articulating her POV.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Cece Halpert
Genres: Pregnancy/Babies
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8576 Read Count: 12444 ePub Downloads: 1
Date: April 26, 2011 Title: Chapter 4: Lollipop
This story is beyond precious. Thanks so much for this little slice of sweetness. I really liked the name too (much better than cece...lol), but this made me laugh out loud: "Mommy gives him the look she calls not pleased"
Date: April 21, 2011 Title: Chapter 2: mint chocolate chip?
I am in love with this story. You are doing a fabulous job of getting in CeCe's head, and the small child POV is so refreshing. Please continue - can't wait 'til she meets the new baby. Favorite line so far:
Then I show Anna my goldfish Merv and tell her how sometimes I feed him real goldfish that I eat for snacks instead of his flakes.
This is so what a kid that age would do. Adorable!!!
Author's Response: Thanks, Jazzfan! It's hard to write from a child's POV but I'm glad it's working for ya.
Date: May 10, 2011 Title: Chapter 5: Epilogue: Sand
So sweet it hurts, in a very good way. And it is kind of scary that you understand a 3 year old that well. Just sayin'.
Thanks for a great read.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Claustrophobic Spaces, Romance, Travel
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 16120 Read Count: 30895 ePub Downloads: 8
Date: April 28, 2011 Title: Chapter 1: Meet Cute
You sure haven't lost your touch, and the banter is so artfully done. If you do not continue this promptly, I may have an apoplexy.
Author's Response: Thank you, jazzfan. Don't apoplex... I will write fast.
Date: September 08, 2011 Title: Chapter 9: Exordium
I don't smoke, and I need a cigarette.
Date: August 22, 2011 Title: Chapter 7: Ordination
Why do I feel like I'm on a rollercoaster and we've just completed the gear grinding, slow ride to the top of the structure and there's that pause as you cross the threshold of the peak...
My favorite part, because I could hear Jim saying this so very clearly:
“I really am a monk these days,” he says. “You have no idea. It’s probably for the best if you just forget it. I’ve had an unbelievably crap year; if you said something truly dirty, it would probably stop my heart.” He takes another sip of wine. “Don’t let that trouble you, of course.”
Date: February 04, 2012 Title: Chapter 10: Demolition
This was worth waiting for.
Date: May 15, 2011 Title: Chapter 5: Rosetta
Humina Humina!!! Very nice. Jim opening the door part of the way, but holding some info back. And then Pam taking the lead. Also, I am in love with this line:
"It is like pulling apart a magnet to move a step away from her, but he does it."
Categories: Other, Episode Related
Characters: Cece Halpert, Holly, Jim/Pam, Michael
Genres: Drama, Humor, Oneshot, Romance, Travel
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3716 Read Count: 1784 ePub Downloads: 0
Date: May 10, 2011 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
I liked your Michael story - very believeable and sweet. You said:" I wasn't sure if there was something a little awkward about Pam breastfeeding while talking to Michael on the phone",
Awkward humor is what The Office is made for. It was completely in line, and funny.
Author's Response: Haha, I suppose you're right - hard to go wrong with awkwardness when it comes to The Office. Glad you liked the story! :)
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam, Other
Genres: Humor, Married, Oneshot, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2162 Read Count: 5414 ePub Downloads: 4
Date: May 15, 2011 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
I am definitely smiling and satisfied. Very cute! I hope the show writers can do something along these lines.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Angst, Drama, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 5118 Read Count: 7522 ePub Downloads: 1
Date: June 17, 2011 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Oooooh, this is going to be good.
Date: June 17, 2011 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2
You really have Pam's voice down in this one. I can hear her saying every word, hesitating, backtracking, unsure. Nice job.
Date: June 17, 2011 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3
I really like this line: "The desperation of clinging to someone that you weren’t even sure you wanted, simply to keep from drowning in the pain of missing someone else" Well put. And him trying to resist this seems spot on. Very nice body language descriptions. More, please.