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Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4258 Read Count: 35181 ePub Downloads: 8
Date: April 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Let's give them to something to talk
The two things I like best about this story are that a) you didn't make Jim and Pam dance around too long before hopping into the sack (three + years of foreplay is enough, already), and b) their joking during lovemaking. I thought that was beautifully in character. Thanks so much for this. I've been needing some good smut, and you came through as usual!
Author's Response: Thanks - the whole time I was writing this I just kept feeling this intensity about it - sort of a darkness where things really have reached the point that they just had to get straight to the point, as it were. They weren't going to be able to do the talking they might need to do until certain things were out of their system. I'm glad you liked it!
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Past, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: None
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1354 Read Count: 3288 ePub Downloads: 1
Date: April 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: You Couldn't Quite Discern Me
he’s too gentle, and she can’t stand it.
Thank you for not making Jim such a girl. :)
Pam and Jim decide to get it out of their system...Literally. This idea just wouldn't get out of head, especially after all the fight fics, I figure there has to be another way to get rid of the sexual tension- why not actual 'casual' sex. Oh and it's going to really backfire. P.S. This is way fluffier than my usual stuff AND almost finished too. So there's that.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Karen
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9894 Read Count: 190818 ePub Downloads: 31
Date: April 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: Dwight's Thighs and Aunt Lucinda's Mustache
BOOM! <-- my head
Categories: Present, Other
Characters: Jim, Karen
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1209 Read Count: 2113 ePub Downloads: 0
Date: April 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: and never trust a heart that is so bent it can't break
Da-yum, girl. You do it every time. You just yank my heart out and stomp all over it, with such style and grace I have to applaud. This was completely believable. Sounded exactly like Jim. And I love that moment when he says “I don’t know,” and it means something completely different than all of those times “I don’t know” was just implied in my silences.
Beautifully written, as always. Going in my favorites file...
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Fluff, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3253 Read Count: 8218 ePub Downloads: 1
Date: April 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Hawaiian boxers on Jim?
I love you.
Author's Response:
I'm picturing green, with a repeating pattern of dashboard hula girls. :D
Thanks for reading!
Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Dwight, Jim, Karen
Genres: Humor, Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1000 Read Count: 2163 ePub Downloads: 0
Date: April 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: One Way To End It
Andy immediately tried to take out the dominant male - you."
Brilliant, Jim. The nail that seals Dwight's coffin. And the taser that dooms Jim/Karen? Also brilliant. Loved this, Swedge.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Future, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Challenges: Prior Meeting
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2592 Read Count: 22515 ePub Downloads: 2
Date: April 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: One x
Aww!!! This is sweet!
Author's Response: Thanks! I'm glad you enjoyed it.
Date: April 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Two xx
Yeah, I love the look on his face after she kisses him, and I'll just bet his legs stopping working. I like him repeating that mantra: she's drunk. Funny how that comes back to haunt him on Casino Night...
Good stuff! I like this.
Author's Response:
That's one of my all-time favorite episodes and every time I see it I imagine something different going through his head.
Thanks for the review!
Date: April 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Three xxx
Their first real kiss and their last.
Waaaah! Break my heart all over again. :(
Author's Response: Sorry! It hurt to write it too.
Date: April 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Four xxxx
all he really wanted now was to make it perfect.
Ooooo! Good stuff. I like this one a lot. :O
Author's Response: Thanks! Now if only we could see it on TV...
Date: April 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: Five xxxxx
he suddenly moved toward her again to kiss the corner of her mouth before gently sliding his tongue across her bottom lip
Whoa! Hot! Yum. That beautiful mouth of his....
Hey, who turned up the heat in here?
Author's Response: Hahaha that's hilarious because I know it's so tame compared to the rest of the fic world, but it's definitely the steamiest thing I've written yet and I swear I blushed while typing it.
Date: April 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: Epilogue
I love it that his whole family knows about that kiss. A family legend in the making. :)
I enjoyed all of these. Sweet, hot, short, well done. Brava.
Author's Response:
I figured Jim's family would pry it out of him. Or he'd tell his mom and word would spread.
Anyways, thanks for all the reviews! I'm so glad you liked it. :)
Pam and Jim are getting to be friendly again, and engage in a little instant messaging.
Post-Safety Training
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Claustrophobic Spaces, Fluff, Humor, Romance, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5267 Read Count: 19515 ePub Downloads: 4
Date: April 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Ahem, Moving On...
Andydrew
I am so stealing this name.
I feel your... hard man junk...
I am laughing so hard at this line I can't stop.
Author's Response: I imagine Pam laughing pretty hard at it too, then realizing it was too ridiculous to actually send.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Pam
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9136 Read Count: 45920 ePub Downloads: 4
Date: April 19, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Joke's on you
I was going to quote a bunch of lines here and say how much I admired them, but that would be dissecting perfection. This is a seamless whole, complete and hilarious. I loved every word. I rarely actually sit at my computer and chuckle the way I did at this. I have not read so perfect a Jim or Karen in a long time. Kudos for a job well done. Can't wait to read more!
Author's Response: Gah! I have melted from your awesome review. Thank you so much!
Date: April 19, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: She thinks I'm cute
There would be a conversation tonight. Oh yes, there would definitely be a conversation.
*wince* Poor Jim.
I love them making MySpace accounts for one another.
Date: April 19, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: You always paid for dinner
when I let you go so you can pursue her at last, if you fail to do so, I will kick your skinny ass.
Go Karen!!! Tell it, sistah!
I am so up to that challenge. Sea monster’s been wanting to hit this for months.
Wow. Karen and ... Lonny? Let me think about that for a second...no. But funny.
And a sad but relieved ending. I love how you let Karen end things with class and humor. You didn't make her a bitch. Thank you! Wonderful story.
Author's Response: Hee. Yeah, the Karen/Lonny thing is improbable, but that makes it funny. I just couldn't resist after Kelly gave him that hilarious nickname!
Date: April 19, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: Game on
It is SO on.
Ooo. This is gonna be good...
Categories: Present
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Humor, Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 593 Read Count: 2127 ePub Downloads: 0
Date: April 18, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: You Make Me Shake
This is SO Michael! Loved your characterization. The funniest part was Jim assuring a customer that all their paper is rectangular, rather than triangular. Or maybe it was Creed with his month-old shake. Oh, all of it's good. Well done, Swedge!
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim
Genres: Humor, Inner Monologue, Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: Jim Halpert: More Than The Sum of His Parts
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3724 Read Count: 9673 ePub Downloads: 3
Date: April 18, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: All Hail Caesar!
Moxie, you are such a character! Who else would have come up with a talking 'head'? And Max is such a 'guy'. :D Thanks for a much needed laugh!
Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Ryan/Kelly
Genres: None
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1570 Read Count: 1543 ePub Downloads: 0
Date: April 18, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: are you having fun in this relationship?
Duct tape! I love it. But Kelly would probably insist on flowered duct tape or something. :) I love Ryan being "godfather" to Michael's child--that's so Michael. And your last line is so, so Kelly! This was a fun story.
Author's Response: Thank you! Yeah, Kelly probably would go for that designer duct tape... and then blog about it later.
By the time her breathing had returned to normal, he was gone.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1817 Read Count: 5446 ePub Downloads: 1
Date: April 19, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: One
when she nipped at his earlobe, he was done
I'll just bet he was. Wow. Pass me that ice cube, will ya? Wow. So hot.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam, Karen, Roy
Genres: Dream/Fantasy, Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff, Humor, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy, Weekend, Wet Pam/Jim, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 667 Read Count: 9100 ePub Downloads: 1
Date: April 21, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Prologue--Monday
Whoops.
Maybe next time Jim will remember to scream "Victory for the Forces of Democratic Freedom!"
:D
Author's Response: Wow. Now I can't get that out of my head. That is. . . the best visual ever. ;-)
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Fluff, Inner Monologue, Oneshot, Romance, Weekend
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 461 Read Count: 3122 ePub Downloads: 2
Date: April 20, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: and she was thankful
Poetry, sheer poetry, every line. Especially this one:
his sleepy, softly murmured response that rumbled through her before they fell backwards into sleep again
Another one for the Favorites file...
Categories: Other
Characters: Creed
Genres: Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1357 Read Count: 2509 ePub Downloads: 0
Date: April 26, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
I freakin' ADORE Creed, and this story (stories?) was aces. Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU. I love all of it. It is so weird about this character--we know so much about him, and yet we don't, that you can write him into just about any story and it works.
Loved "Andrea" hitting him with her favorite figurine, the tryst with Meredith (and his admiration for her punch-spiking technique), and Creed hitting on Ryan. Just wonderful stuff all around. Thank so much for sharing this.
Author's Response: Thank you! So glad you liked it! :D
Categories: Other
Characters: Angela, Bob Vance, Dwight, Jim/Pam, Michael/Jan, Oscar, Oscar/Gil, Phyllis, Ryan/Kelly
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1726 Read Count: 3091 ePub Downloads: 0
Date: April 26, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Fluffy bits o' love
Wow. He of course knew all about his wife’s time as a burlesque dancer- they had no secrets between them. Phyllis was a dancer? Who knew? Wow.
And this is a wonderful line: She was laughing at him and he thought he could float in the sound of it.
Author's Response: I'm afraid I "borrowed" a bit of the actress's back-story for that little detail. It just seems to fit, doesn't it? Heh. Thank you!