Penname: Amalia Kensington Real name: Lex
Member Since: October 14, 2006

Bio:

I've recently become an avid lover of The Office, and Jim/Pam in particular.

I'm interested in pretty much anything that has to do with them. ^_^

I do write, but only after I've done extensive reading in the fandom first, so don't expect anything from me for a while.

Other fandoms include (but not exclusive to) Alias; Veronica Mars; House MD; Lost, and other general televised debaucheries. 

Also, TWoP rocks my socks (marry me, Sars!).

cheers.

--Lex 


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Summary: Past Featured StoryPam's discovered the world of internet chat rooms. Jim can't resist the chance to be near her in cyberspace. Spoilers up to Cocktails.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 84660 Read Count: 288961 ePub Downloads: 114
[Report This] Published: March 04, 2007 Updated: May 22, 2007
Reviewer: Amalia Kensington Signed
Date: March 21, 2007 Title: Chapter 8: Time to turn back and descend the stair

Periwinkle!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And yes, I love the smell of Crayola's too. I thought I was the only one. Oh, and Sharpies. And packets of lined paper.

Okay, just school supplies in general smell really good to me.

I love you. I love this story.
Thanks so much.
cheers.
--Lex

Reviewer: Amalia Kensington Signed
Date: March 22, 2007 Title: Chapter 9: Streets that follow like a tedious argument

Seriously, who is Vexin?

I'm seriously intrigued. I look forward to this story everyday.
Thanks so much!!!
cheers.
--Lex

Reviewer: Amalia Kensington Signed
Date: March 26, 2007 Title: Chapter 10: Beneath the music from a farther room.

Ah, what a tangled web we weave
When we first practice to deceive.

And Jim's about to tangle himself up in knots he won't know how to get out of.
Can I just mention how much I love Jan? It really does seem like she cares about the people who work for her. More than she gets credit for.
And I'm glad to see that I'm not the only one who got the Wedding Singer parallels.
I can't wait for the next part!
Thanks.
cheers.
--Lex

Reviewer: Amalia Kensington Signed
Date: March 28, 2007 Title: Chapter 11: In the room the women come and go

and the plot thickens...
Yep, Jim's in real trouble now. There's only so far that he can take this.
And I love how Pam has told Kelly about "Matt"...or that Kelly somehow found out.
Also, I think that Pam already knows Jim's secret and is going to make him squirm a little.
Thanks!
cheers.
--Lex

Reviewer: Amalia Kensington Signed
Date: April 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 13: Before the taking of a toast and tea

"I already told you: I need a clue."

"You're telling me," she giggled.


That's them in a nutshell.
I wonder sometimes how they can both be so intentionally dense. And I'm glad that things seem to be looking up for them! It looks like Pam took Squirrel's advice to heart....
I still totally think that she knows.
And thanks for not making Karen a vindictive bitch. Sure, it's fun to see her angry, but really, I think she's awesome.

Thanks for the update!! I'd been waiting for it for days!!
cheers.
--Lex

Reviewer: Amalia Kensington Signed
Date: April 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 14: For I have known them all already, known them all

*points triumphantly*
HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I literally just did that in the middle of my office. Thankfully, it's Friday and my boss has gone home already)

I KNEW it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This makes me so RIDICULOUSLY happy, I can't even begin to explain it.

And now Jim/Matt's really in for it....I was just thinking...Matt Czerny...isn't that the guy on Gilmore Girls? (I'm digressing)

YOU. ROCK. SO. HARD. (TWSS!!!!)
THANK YOU. I really needed this because it's been the worst day ever.
cheers.
--Lex

Reviewer: Amalia Kensington Signed
Date: April 21, 2007 Title: Chapter 15: No! I am not Prince Hamlet, nor was meant to be

*giggles and claps*
HEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, this makes me so happy!! I'm been dreadfully sick, so this is just what I needed to feel better.

*dances*
I'm so excited about this fic, can you tell?
Sorry that I'm not being more constructive in my reviews, but I'm totally smitten here.
And Pam needs to kick his ass five ways from Sunday. It really would be the best thing ever if she drop kicked his ass in the parking lot. And I LOVE that Pam and Dwight have an "understanding". FABULOUS.
*HUG*
Thanks so much.
cheers.
--Lex

Summary:

I caved and wrote a post-Cocktail fic that can be best described by Jim's Talking Head from Season 2 Ep 6:

Fight! Fight! Fight! FIGHT!


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Ensemble, Jim, Karen, Pam, Ryan
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Adult language, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6450 Read Count: 9847 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: March 05, 2007 Updated: March 14, 2007
Reviewer: Amalia Kensington Signed
Date: March 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: ohhh, the bitch is back

SQUEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Okay, that list is just AWESOME. And I love Angela, and her kick-ass ways. And Kelly going at it with Karen while everyone stares. Brilliant. Avian flu. Hee. Thanks. cheers. --Lex

Author's Response: I'm glad you liked it!  It was a ton of fun to write such a crazy scenario :)

Summary:

Jim returns to Scranton.  Spoilers through The Merger.
All kinds of awkwardness. 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 11594 Read Count: 32439 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 06, 2007 Updated: May 01, 2007
Reviewer: Amalia Kensington Signed
Date: March 19, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: The Letter

AS;LKJHSD;LRKJ;S;K;JHSDF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She wrote to him!!!
Although, a P.S.? Seriously?
That's so Pam, though.
Thanks!!
cheers.
--Lex

Author's Response: I know - i didn't know if i shoudl put that in or not but in the end wanted the note to actually say somethign without begin glike a long love letter or somethign dorky like that.  Thanks for reading!!!

Fairytale by nqllisi Rated: K [Reviews - 23] 5
Summary: Past Featured Story

Once upon a time, Prince Charming plucked you out of shy teenage obscurity, and you expected to live happily ever after.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen, Roy
Genres: Dream/Fantasy, Fluff
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 275 Read Count: 3919 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: March 07, 2007 Updated: March 07, 2007
Reviewer: Amalia Kensington Signed
Date: March 07, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Not exactly Grimm

Oh my god, WOW Just...WOW!!! I love that this is about Pam finding herself first. Just...I think I might cry a little. Thank you so much. cheers. --Lex

Author's Response: I think we need some real Pam empowerment. I know Jim is the main POV character, but I think Pam can ultimately be the hero of this story. I'm so happy this resonated with you. Thank you!

Necessity by WingWoman Rated: K+ [Reviews - 23] 5
Summary: I wasn't going to write a post-Cocktails fic... then the hiatus got me.
Categories: Present
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen, Roy
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4063 Read Count: 15871 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 07, 2007 Updated: March 18, 2007
Reviewer: Amalia Kensington Signed
Date: March 07, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Yes, you should work on this more.
And MAJOR props to you for having Pam call Karen. I actually think that it's something that Pam would do, just to avoid bringing up all of it with Jim.
I'm looking forward to the rest!
Thanks.
cheers.
--Lex

Farewell by BeckySue Rated: K [Reviews - 44] 10
Summary:

“Pam? Well, we are more like acquaintances now. She does her own thing and I do mine. It’s best this way if you think about it,”  Jim said into the camera.

Pam is leaving Dunder Mifflin. Where do Jim and Pam stand before her departure?


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 10696 Read Count: 13192 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: March 07, 2007 Updated: March 25, 2007
Reviewer: Amalia Kensington Signed
Date: March 07, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Okay, I think I might cry am crying.
Absolutely heartbreaking. But usually, this is life.
Thank you so much for this.(is there more?)
cheers.
--Lex

Elephant by lama Rated: M [Reviews - 12] 4
Summary: "Pam called me tonight." It was best to be blunt.

Post Cocktails.
Categories: Present
Characters: Jim, Karen
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 811 Read Count: 2054 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 07, 2007 Updated: March 07, 2007
Reviewer: Amalia Kensington Signed
Date: March 07, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Elephant

Okay, I love Jim and Pam (*swoon*), but damn, Jim suddenly seems like a deuche bag. Seriously, I'm kinda pissed at him now.
But thanks for this.
cheers.
--Lex

Author's Response:

Yea, I think this has been Jim's season for douche bagginess.  Thanks for the review!

Summary: AU He held out his hand over the desk for her to shake. Her cheeks reddened as his large hand wrapped around her small, frail one. She forced a small smile. “Oh.”
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 14680 Read Count: 36885 ePub Downloads: 13
[Report This] Published: March 08, 2007 Updated: March 25, 2007
Reviewer: Amalia Kensington Signed
Date: March 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5

Okay, this story is all kinds of awesome.
Why?
Because Jim and Pam are living together in denial.
Oh yes.
Thanks.
cheers.
--Lex

Reviewer: Amalia Kensington Signed
Date: March 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6

buuuuuuurn.
She's right, though. But she shouldn't have said it.
Oh, Phyllis. I love her.
And I really love this fic. The deja vu!! Hee.

thanks.
cheers.
--Lex

Reviewer: Amalia Kensington Signed
Date: March 19, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7

YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
*pumps fist in the air*

ahem. (someone just walked by my office and gave me the weirdest look...probably because I'm grinning like a fool.)

YEY!!! He didn't misunderstand! And she admits it!!

God, I'm so happy.
Thanks.
cheers.
--Lex

Reviewer: Amalia Kensington Signed
Date: March 25, 2007 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8

*contented sigh*
This is so great. I can't even begin to tell you. And all that PDA? Awesome.
Jim is so damn adorable.
Thanks so much.
cheers.
--Lex

Summary: Past Featured Story

You spend your days watching other people fumble over themselves and wade through life without having to actually live your own.

Response to the Documentary Crew challenge!


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Karen, Other, Pam
Genres: Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language
Challenges: The Documentary Crew
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1959 Read Count: 4981 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 12, 2007 Updated: March 12, 2007
Reviewer: Amalia Kensington Signed
Date: March 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Lights, Camera, Action

AWESOME.
Seriously, I love it when there's a third person talking about kicking Jim and Pam into gear.
But I also kinda want to know more about Paul. I like that he doesn't really like Jim (it's a different POV and actually refreshing) and that he's got a thing for Karen.
Thank you so much.
cheers.
--Lex

Summary: Post Cocktails ruminations from Kevin. His observations on the drama involving the infamous love triangle, Roy, etc.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Kevin, Pam, Roy
Genres: Angst, Drabble, Inner Monologue
Warnings: Adult language, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1452 Read Count: 2145 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 13, 2007 Updated: March 13, 2007
Reviewer: Amalia Kensington Signed
Date: March 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Kevin

I KNEW there was always more to Kevin. What with all his knowledge of Naval history and all that. He KNOWS strategy.

And yes, someone needs to kick Jim's ass. In a good, friendly way. Not in a Roy's gonna kill you way.

Although Kevin kicking Roy's ass is just making me all kinds of giggly.

Thanks.
cheers.
--Lex

redux by moofoot Rated: K [Reviews - 10] 3
Summary: I didn't say I can't.

Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Drabble, Fluff, Wet Pam/Jim
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 113 Read Count: 2582 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 13, 2007 Updated: March 13, 2007
Reviewer: Amalia Kensington Signed
Date: March 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: redux

GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh my GOD!!!
She said...and he...ahhhh!!!!

So simple. It doesn't take much to make me happy.
Thanks.
cheers.
--Lex


Author's Response: And I thought I was thee only one who responded to stories like this!!! Thank you for making me feel both less dorky, and liking and reviewing my story. :D You are awesome. 

Summary: Past Featured StoryFluff of the fluffiest order.  Jim and Pam move in together.  Set in S3 (fingers crossed) LOL!  NO SPOILERS AT ALL
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Holiday, Oneshot, Romance, Weekend, Wet Pam/Jim
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4018 Read Count: 6355 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: March 14, 2007 Updated: March 14, 2007
Reviewer: Amalia Kensington Signed
Date: March 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Two's Company...

FLUFF!!!
I'm drowning the warm and fuzzies!!!
So much love.
So. Much.
hee.

Thanks.
cheers.
--Lex

Author's Response: Sorry to smother you. ;)  But glad you liked it!!  So much love right back at you!!  Thanks Lex!

Everyday by NeverEnoughJam Rated: K+ [Reviews - 22] 5
Summary: A day in the life of Jim Halpert, two years from now. Pure fluff, nothing substantive. Greg Daniels' worst nightmare: happy Jam.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Married
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1355 Read Count: 4904 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: March 14, 2007 Updated: March 14, 2007
Reviewer: Amalia Kensington Signed
Date: March 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: everyday

GAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Okay, I seriously love this!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hee. Thanks so much. cheers. --Lex

Author's Response: I am glad I could make you Gah! :) Thanks for reading, Lex.

Summary:

We're a glacier (frozen but moving).

Update:It's done!

 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2689 Read Count: 26161 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: March 15, 2007 Updated: April 13, 2007
Reviewer: Amalia Kensington Signed
Date: March 16, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I am intrigued.
I like stories where Pam has the self-respect to do something that will move her in the direction of possible happiness, with or without Jim. She's doing it for herself and that's all that matters.
I love the reference to glaciers: frozen but moving.
Thanks so much. I look forward to more.
cheers.
--Lex

Author's Response:

Thanks- I definitely want to see Pam do something for her own happiness, and when I first wrote this (I actually started like a  r e a l l y  long time ago) I thought it would be excruciating to stay in that situation for so long- now I think it makes a bit more sense that she might leave (for a while at least).

Thanks for reading

Reviewer: Amalia Kensington Signed
Date: March 28, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

Again, this is a painful piece, but I'm glad that Pam's doing something to just put an end to the misery.
Thanks so much.
cheers.
--Lex

Author's Response:

Thanks for the review,

 Yeah, I'm just sick of Pam sitting around just putting herself through all that.

Summary: Past Featured StoryMEMBER'S CHOICE - It's Michael's Birthday.  Pam remembers.  It's a whole lot different than it was just a year ago.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Pam
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: let?s celebrate birthday month in style today.
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 887 Read Count: 5208 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 16, 2007 Updated: March 16, 2007
Reviewer: Amalia Kensington Signed
Date: March 16, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: MandMs, Cup of Noodles, Fabric Softener....

GAH!!!!
no, no, no! Not angst!! And we were on such a great fluff roll!!
Hee.
But it really doesn't matter, since you're one of my favorite authors EVER.
And damn, we all remember last year!
And yes, it's screwed up that Michael and Jan have it more together than Jim and Pam.
Holy crap.
And you've hit the nail on the head. Pam's still waiting for someone (Jim) to save her and it's exactly what's keeping them apart.
*sigh*
Thanks for this.
cheers.
--Lex

Author's Response:

I know!!!!  Trust me - it just happened.  I was sooo not intending to write this!!!

She is still waiting.  :(  Hopefully - not for much longer!!!