Penname: rulesofjinx Real name: Heather
Member Since: November 28, 2006

Bio:
i'm a college student who became obsessed with the office when my roommate bought the second season on dvd and we watched it all in the course of 3 days. i'm a huge Jam shipper and i waste WAY too much time on this website reading all these amazing fics. 
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Reviews by rulesofjinx
Summary: Jim must deal with a family crisis.  Pam helps him to get through it.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 41 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 79354 Read Count: 184519 ePub Downloads: 47
[Report This] Published: January 21, 2008 Updated: February 05, 2011
Reviewer: rulesofjinx Signed
Date: February 23, 2009 Title: Chapter 28: It'll Take Away the Pain

i like this chapter. it's always fun to see what their moms think about this situation. i, too, like that she sees karen's pain in this. i love that you're stretching this out, not resolving the story too quickly. :) nice job.

Author's Response:

Hi, jinx!  Thanks for taking the time to leave a review and letting me know what worked for you in this chapter.

And I think we can safely assume that no one will ever accuse me of "resolving the story too quickly!"  Thanks for sticking it out with this pokey writer.

Reviewer: rulesofjinx Signed
Date: May 04, 2009 Title: Chapter 29: Rings

well, i have to say it's always worth the wait. i'm always excited to see where they're going next :) nice chapter too. i want to tell you to get them to move it along, but they're totally in character, so i can't complain. 

Author's Response: Thanks so much!  And thanks for being patient with the slow-developing relationship I'm building with Pam & Jim.

Summary: Past Featured StoryTwo days after the Booze Cruise...what might've happened if Jim had confessed sooner.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Mark
Genres: Angst, Humor, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy, Weekend
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 21 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 88192 Read Count: 291553 ePub Downloads: 96
[Report This] Published: January 29, 2008 Updated: July 11, 2008
Reviewer: rulesofjinx Signed
Date: May 07, 2008 Title: Chapter 19: Chapter 19

oh my gosh. i cannot breathe. SO GOOD. hold on a sec, while i collect my thoughts... 

 I love this: "She's enjoying this, suddenly seized with the urge to ask him if he wonders sometimes whether or not the last three years have been a prolonged form of verbal foreplay." it's probably the best way ever to describe the first two seasons of the show, plus the before part of their relationship we didn't see. i LOVE it.

ok and seriously? that might be the hottest thing i've ever read. between:  "I'm....I can't...figure out what's... If you're just trying to...kill me -- or if you've...you're not so much on the...taking it slow thing any -- " and "It's happening tonight. Now." I almost lost it. then when Pam said, "Then give it to me." I literally think I died for a second.

this was SO FREAKING GOOD. I cannot say enough. but i will stop. because you need to keep writing, not reading year-long reviews :) you're amazing.  



Author's Response: Whoosh.  Both the lines you quoted were ones that gave me pause -- particularly the "Then give it to me" line.  I mean, I know well that there's a fine line between steamy and skeevy, and I don't ever want to cross it, lol.  I'm so, so glad you enjoyed it -- and I really appreciate your taking the time to tell me so!

Reviewer: rulesofjinx Signed
Date: June 04, 2008 Title: Chapter 20: Chapter 20

you are absolutely forgiven for your absence since this was amazing. it's just enough to give us an inside look.  i love love love your description of the coat rack prank. priceless. and of course "This is who we are now...." you're wonderful and i can't wait to see how you finish this off :)

Author's Response: Well I hope you can forgive me yet another long absence, because it is taking forever to get the final chapter right.  Hopefully it'll be up soon -- and thanks so much for your review!

Summary: Past Featured StoryPam moved to New York instead of starting work at Dunder Mifflin. Years later she returns and she meets Jim, but they're at very different points in their lives.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Married, Romance
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 23 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 91635 Read Count: 137322 ePub Downloads: 35
[Report This] Published: March 13, 2008 Updated: July 22, 2008
Reviewer: rulesofjinx Signed
Date: July 23, 2008 Title: Chapter 23: epilogue: the memories get blurry

i love this so much and i am so sad it's over. but what a way to go. seriously, best epilogue choice ever. it was so fun to see how they'd grown up and to see the rest of their kids. and how they reacted. this is one of my favorite AUs ever. it's so great. 

Author's Response: Thanks, that\'s why it took a little over a week to get this posted; took me a while to figure the structure I wanted to use with the flashbacks. I\'m glad you liked the finished product.

Summary: Past Featured StoryJim and Pam are Jim and Pam, only...not really.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble, Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 30 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 77452 Read Count: 232809 ePub Downloads: 64
[Report This] Published: March 16, 2008 Updated: May 21, 2008
Reviewer: rulesofjinx Signed
Date: March 17, 2008 Title: Chapter 3: I know I look pale but, seriously, I'm fine.

i just need to tell you that i absolutely love this. i don't care if you are drunk when you write it :) it's one of my favorite stories right now, because it's just so DIFFERENT. i love how she's in love with him, but doesn't want to admit it and his defense mechanism is to be a giant jerk.  but surely there's a happy ending here somewhere? hehe. b/c we always want jam. no matter what form it takes :) but seriously, great story. can't wait for more. 

Author's Response: lol I'm so wasted! (jk jk)  Yeah no there's definitely a happy ending in store, it might take me a few chapters to get there but it is on it's way. Thanks for reviewing and for liking this story in all of its strange and drunken glory!!! ;-)

Reviewer: rulesofjinx Signed
Date: April 04, 2008 Title: Chapter 19: Did I ever tell you the one about that girl in the bar?

you're just a fan of this angst aren't you? you love torturing us! just when we think this new fictional/awesome/mean/angry/weird-but-wonderful Jim and Pam get to be happy we get a "stupid bitch and her stupid tongue". grrr. 

but i need to tell you that i love the way you write. i love their voices, and how it's a constant flow of thought that even when it's sporadic just makes sense! i love it. sorry i waited 19 chapters to tell you that. i am always anxiously awaiting an update to this story. just so you know.  

Reviewer: rulesofjinx Signed
Date: April 14, 2008 Title: Chapter 21: Some people say I look like Bette Davis.

wow. you're evil. but you're SO good at it.

hot...

ok, i'm done swooning. i love this line: "...because she's never felt quite this brand of good before." seriously? you're just great at this and this story makes me SO happy. 

and i definitely can't wait for that next chapter!  

Reviewer: rulesofjinx Signed
Date: April 16, 2008 Title: Chapter 23: I'd like to take this opportunity to say that your appliances totally turn me on.

oh my gosh i LOVE this!!!!  just when i think it can't get any better, you spring this on us. seriously? this is probably one of my top 10 favorite stories ever. it is just TOO good.

now onto sensible reviewing: i love that he's so romantic and precious, and "Jesus Christ, he's a woman." it's so uncharacteristic and he gets that but he doesn't care. i know i've said this before, but i love how you write what's inside their heads in a way that makes sense even when it seems incoherent. i just get it. 

ok. i love it. and i love that Heather (which is my name btw so it makes me laugh even more) was so OBVIOUSLY overwhelmed by the hotness that must be a shirtless Jim Halpert. and he just kind of laughs at her and doesn't care. oh i love it. more please?  

Reviewer: rulesofjinx Signed
Date: April 24, 2008 Title: Chapter 26: Just hang on now, let me catch my breath and take my pants off.

I FREAKING LOVE YOU. this is seriously the best thing ever. I think I say that every time I review. I love that she cries and she knows it's coming and i completely understand because I would cry too. I love Heather SOOOO MUCH!!!! I feel like I've been Heather all this time, experiencing this through your story, so it's fun to see a character experience that, especially through penis talk :) Then, I love that Jim makes her say it. and "Do you really expect me to stay out here when I know you're in there taking all of your clothes off?" and finally I love "She kind of just wants to see the look on his face."

I think my favorite part of this is the realization that love is just love and it comes through sweatshirts and no make up and the insanity that is life. This just feels so real. I can't wait until you update again. This is never gonna be over right? I'm pretty sure I don't wanna know the answer to that.  



Author's Response: To be honest, lol, I am a cryer, so I think that's why I wrote Pam here as someone who just randomly cries because I totally do that in stressful situations.  To an extent.  I'm not all messy and awkward or anything I just...ok whatever ;-)  And I'm so glad you say it feels real because that's what I was going for!! That despite the fact that everything is crazy and scripted and put on television with these two, there's something totally actual going on underneath.  Ok anyway, the point is thank you for this review!! And good morning ;-)

Reviewer: rulesofjinx Signed
Date: May 06, 2008 Title: Chapter 28: Come on in, but I have to warn you, my place is kind of a mess.

*sigh* i love you. you write the most amazing things. i want to go on and on and on about what i love about this, but i have a hard time putting it into words. it's just so GOOD. every SINGLE thing about it is perfect. he loves her. he just does. and that's enough. and i love that he's scared and that it's not just an easy slide into happiness, but a debate that is won hard and fair by his love for her instead of his fear. and i LOVE so much that she quotes him and strips off The Shirt. love it. i could go on for days, but i won't. i love this so much and i can not wait for you to update again. the wait for this was WELL worth it :) 

Author's Response: thank you thank you!  yeah who knew this would turn into such an old softy love story??  I'm really really glad you liked this and took the time to review.  A girl can use all the encouragement she can get and I'm very happy that the wait didn't seem...not worth it.  Thanks again, you're awesome ;-)

Reviewer: rulesofjinx Signed
Date: May 23, 2008 Title: Chapter 30: Sam Adams and Nora Roberts refuse to share the spotlight, but that's ok because I'd rather be in love than be famous.

I am SO sad that this is over, but what a way to go. it's amazing. there aren't words. i love it.

Summary:

Phyllis Lapin Vance seems on the surface to be the friendly, slightly-maternal face of the office. But Pam's been around long enough to know a little better than that. Pam knows who her friends really are, and Phyllis certainly isn't on that list......

 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Holiday, Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1607 Read Count: 3329 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 31, 2008 Updated: March 31, 2008
Reviewer: rulesofjinx Signed
Date: April 03, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

ok first of all i really liked this.  I was really trying to guess what it was and this isn't the first thing that came to mind, so good job with that. 

also, i was completely finished and then noticed the name of the fic and it took me a second to get it. nice.  

Summary: 5 times Pam or Jim utters the classic line through their relationship. Some of it is now, some is future. Spoilers for The Deposition (kind of)
Categories: Future
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 926 Read Count: 1947 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 02, 2008 Updated: April 02, 2008
Reviewer: rulesofjinx Signed
Date: April 03, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

i love it! i think you did a good job of catching the characters here and telling a precious story with a line we've all come to know and love. great job. 

Mixology by ISayOye Rated: T [Reviews - 20] 8
Summary: Jim and Pam take turns taking care of each other when they are drunk.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Other
Genres: Drunk Pam/Jim
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6068 Read Count: 12980 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 08, 2008 Updated: June 13, 2008
Reviewer: rulesofjinx Signed
Date: April 09, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

i love this. a few grammer errors that a quick read over might fix, but i love the content. 

drunk jim is one of my favorite things to read b/c he's always so sweet and professing his love to pam. i love here how he gets mad at her though. too cute. ok. so i love it. i think i can stop now.  

10 years by malaz85 Rated: K [Reviews - 9] 8
Summary: Jim answers the question posed by David Wallace: "Where do you see yourself in 10 years?"
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Future, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 628 Read Count: 4852 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 08, 2008 Updated: April 08, 2008
Reviewer: rulesofjinx Signed
Date: April 09, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

it's not weird. it's precious. i think it's cool to think about how Jim might answer that same question in a different situation in the future! 

Summary: Just a little smutcake before the April 10th re-premiere! Enjoy!
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Drabble, Fluff, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4064 Read Count: 24168 ePub Downloads: 8
[Report This] Published: April 10, 2008 Updated: April 11, 2008
Reviewer: rulesofjinx Signed
Date: April 14, 2008 Title: Chapter 2: ...with Icing on Top

woah. maybe i can review more coherently later. wow. just... wow.

Author's Response: \"Wow\" is good. I like \"wow\" ;-) Thanks for that!

Summary: Jim and Pam have a talk (and some other non-verbal communication) about his past.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Fluff, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 5573 Read Count: 15987 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: April 14, 2008 Updated: April 20, 2008
Reviewer: rulesofjinx Signed
Date: April 16, 2008 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

so of course that is a ridiculous question! we wanna hear all about Jim having sex :) hehe

but i have to say, if this is putting a hold on June 10th, I don't care if you never finish this. :) 



Author's Response: Okay, June 10th is done, so we can carry on with Jim\'s sex life ;-) Thanks for your input!

Summary: The sequel to Dunder Hall, This is Pam. Picks up several years after where we last left off.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Inner Monologue, Romance
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 19453 Read Count: 13416 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: April 16, 2008 Updated: August 18, 2008
Reviewer: rulesofjinx Signed
Date: August 14, 2008 Title: Chapter 6: discarded pepperonis

ok, to be honest, when you first started this sequel i didn't really like it b/c i felt like it was such a big jump from where the first one finished. however, i think that as the story is progressing i'm falling in love with it. i'm seriously intrigued as to what is up with Pam and her art!!! also, i'm probably just happy b/c they're happy and semi-together now. i am a shameless fan of Jam... :) anyway, keep up the great work. i can't wait to read more! 

Author's Response: I\'m glad your falling in love. I promise we will get back to where they were. Thanks so much for sticking with me until I get there!

Summary: Past Featured Story


NOW COMPLETE!!!

"Jim, why don't you tell Pam how you really feel?" 

 Jim and Pam deal with the stuff that comes with being on a hit show...talk shows, radio call-ins, and press junkets. They say there's no such thing as bad publicity, but is that really the case? Watch as Jim and Pam deal with being in the public eye and under the thumb of manipulative network producers. The story is told through interviews, transcripts, web pages and photos.


Categories: Alternate Universe, Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, In Stamford, Inner Monologue, Romance, Travel
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: Reality Reality TV
Chapters: 21 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 54070 Read Count: 70553 ePub Downloads: 32
[Report This] Published: April 17, 2008 Updated: March 15, 2009
Reviewer: rulesofjinx Signed
Date: November 20, 2008 Title: Chapter 16: Exhibit L-98 A Letter From Pam

i literally almost died when i read that last answer. i thought that this was gonna be the end! whoo... so glad it's not. this is so intriguing and in depth. i LOVE it. i also can not wait to find out what happened to them all. it's just so outrageous and obnoxious and totally something Hollywood would do if The Office were real. thanks for the great chapter and i can't wait for the next one! 

Summary: All Jim was planning to do was buy a shirt at the mall...the rest kind of snowballed from there. Spoiler from the Chair Model episode.

Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2202 Read Count: 3957 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: April 17, 2008 Updated: April 17, 2008
Reviewer: rulesofjinx Signed
Date: April 18, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: The Mall Map Says I'm Here, but that's completely WRONG...

ok, i love it. i love that Jim has a ring and now we get to read real fanfiction about it b/c it's based on the show and not just our fan-giddiness. and you've done a great job of giving us a reason why. b/c he needed a new clean shirt b/c he hadn't done laundry b/c he'd been spending all of his time with pam. in bed. :) 

Summary: Never mess with a woman's candy dish. Bad things happen when you do --- such as profuse sweating, projectile vomiting, and serious internal pain. Oh, and bad stuff could also happen to the guy who messed with the candy dish...
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Andy, Angela, Creed, Dwight, Kelly, Michael, Ryan, Toby
Genres: Humor, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2030 Read Count: 2925 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 23, 2008 Updated: April 23, 2008
Reviewer: rulesofjinx Signed
Date: April 24, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Andy doesn't get Kandy

Thank you for a quality entertaining Pam Prank gone crazy. This is hilarious. 

Summary: Past Featured StoryJim's been acting a little strange these days.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Humor, Inner Monologue, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 12504 Read Count: 31917 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 30, 2008 Updated: May 08, 2008
Reviewer: rulesofjinx Signed
Date: May 07, 2008 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3

hehehe. i'm really enjoying this. such a sneaky little Pam. I love the idea that she made that up b/c she was immediately attracted to Jim. I can totally understand that :) and I think the torture is just as much fun as being asked. at least since it's not me being tortured :) i can't wait for more updates! 

Author's Response: :D Almost done! I can\'t imagine he\'d keep waiting once he\'s gotten so many obvious positive signals from her....

Summary: A little tuft of Jam fluff. General S4 spoilers.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Drabble, Fluff, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 315 Read Count: 2920 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: May 04, 2008 Updated: May 04, 2008
Reviewer: rulesofjinx Signed
Date: May 05, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

i love it. :)

"brick and plaster palms." great imagery 

La Douleur Exquise by morethanthat Rated: Private [Reviews - 16] 9
Summary: Title translates to ‘exquisite pain.’ The office reacts when a secret of Jim and Pam’s is revealed: Andy is empathetic, Angela disapproves, and Michael is intrigued. Rated T
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Drabble
Warnings: Moderate sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 356 Read Count: 3355 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: May 04, 2008 Updated: May 04, 2008
Reviewer: rulesofjinx Signed
Date: May 05, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: My good friend Captain Tuna

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

the dirty little part of my heart that loves smut would love for this to not be the end. oh how interesting... however, this short piece is just enough to get us thinking. which is also good. and apparently "pretty hot." hehe :) great job. 



Author's Response: thank you for your feedback - very encouraging.  i had a good time writing it, so i'm glad you enjoyed reading it.