Penname: lano Real name: lalalanono
Member Since: July 11, 2006

Bio:
I'm new to the world of fanfic, but I'm pretty sure I've picked the perfect fandom to get started with.
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Reviews by lano
Push by Pixel Rated: M [Reviews - 11] 12
Summary: Jim's got one last chance to change Pam's mind.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Pam
Genres: Romance, Steamy, Travel
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5731 Read Count: 8818 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: January 02, 2007 Updated: January 02, 2007
Reviewer: lano Signed 10
Date: January 03, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Embarassingly bad?  No way.  This is one of the fics that got me through the summer.  I'm glad you moved it over, too.

Suit by nomadshan Rated: MA [Reviews - 5] 4
Summary: Jan and Karen. Jan with Karen. Jan on Karen.
Categories: Past, Other
Characters: Jan, Karen
Genres: In Stamford, Slash, Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 279 Read Count: 2325 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 03, 2007 Updated: January 03, 2007
Reviewer: lano Signed 10
Date: January 07, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Oh, Jan's nails... it's the first thing I really noticed about her, the nails and the make up, yeesh.  This is definitely hotter than any pam/girl pairing, just sayin'.



Author's Response: Thanks, lano! Yeah, her nails struck me as hard and brittle, even when the polish is a soft, pearly color. Worked for this story. Glad you liked it :)

Turn the Tide by nomadshan Rated: T [Reviews - 4] 2
Summary: Dwight and Roy bond.
Categories: Past, Other
Characters: Dwight, Roy
Genres: Humor, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 733 Read Count: 1732 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 03, 2007 Updated: January 03, 2007
Reviewer: lano Signed 10
Date: January 07, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

"Wow. Is that red velvet?" so.funny.

Your description of Roy's memories of Uncle Frank with the grease and the Cash was such a clear visual that it makes me think it was actually a real memory.  Do you have an Uncle Frank, Shan?



Author's Response: Nope, I don't, but I know a few Brooklyn natives who've relocated to the general Scranton vicinity, where they work in maintenance, and I based the description on them and their workshops. Thanks, lano :)

Summary: Michael and Ryan are teamed for The Amazing Race: Sales Edition
Categories: Present, Other
Characters: Michael, Pam, Ryan
Genres: Humor, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1144 Read Count: 2170 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 03, 2007 Updated: January 03, 2007
Reviewer: lano Signed 10
Date: January 07, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I have so much love for this.  It's all gold. /Jim

Also: "The froth around his mouth is the worst kind of purplish-brown." hit me in the back of the throat like you wouldn't believe, heh, thanks for that.



Author's Response: You're welcome, and thank you! And I could see the froth, so, of course, I had to share.  ;)

Summary: A story about everyones favorite receptionist and her love triangle
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Karen, Michael, Pam, Roy
Genres: Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 18249 Read Count: 18834 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: January 08, 2007 Updated: February 11, 2007
Reviewer: lano Signed 10
Date: January 15, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Tuesday the 16th

It's only rambling if the story isn't progressing, and this one definitely is.  Another great chapter, can't wait for more!

Summary: Past Featured StoryWhat if it wasn't Dwight who found her? Spoilers for Back from Vacation.
Categories: Episode Related, Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Ensemble, Pam
Genres: Angst, Humor, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2267 Read Count: 22567 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: January 08, 2007 Updated: January 08, 2007
Reviewer: lano Signed 10
Date: January 08, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Tears of A Clown

"“Other people crying is SO sad!”" made me laugh and tear up at the same time... aaand I can't believe I just admitted that...  I'm loving this!



Author's Response: Heee, admitting is the first step.  Thank you, lano!

After by collardgreens Rated: MA [Reviews - 3] 6
Summary: What takes place after Jim leaves Pam after Casino Night.

Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Jim
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1970 Read Count: 8028 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 08, 2007 Updated: January 08, 2007
Reviewer: lano Signed 10
Date: January 08, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

There's a real quality to this that makes you feel almost drunk when you're reading it, if that makes sense?  Jim's drunken depression was palpable.

Summary: Pam and Jim are finally together, but it's not all sunshine and puppies.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Pam, Roy
Genres: Angst, Oneshot, Hurt/Comfort, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1441 Read Count: 4635 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: January 10, 2007 Updated: January 10, 2007
Reviewer: lano Signed 10
Date: January 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: The Romance of Entropy

So painful, but beautifully executed. 



Author's Response: What can we say but thanks?  I think my favorite part of your review is the painful mention.  It hurt to write, so it should hurt to read.  Yay!

Just Once by falldownmore Rated: MA [Reviews - 18] 13
Summary:

He knows it’s clichéd, but he swears he can still feel the remnants of her touch from earlier, when she’d grabbed his arm playfully, giggling about wedding bands and making him forget the fact that he was leaving and she wasn’t his. 

Takes place on Casino Night. 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Oneshot, Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1522 Read Count: 4907 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 10, 2007 Updated: January 10, 2007
Reviewer: lano Signed 10
Date: January 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Just Once

“Tell me to stop,” he whispers through clenched teeth.  For the love of God...   Hot and... yeah, just all around hot.

Summary:

Pam begins to get used to the fact that Jim needs her advice on things whenever he and Karen fight.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Pam
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2074 Read Count: 11948 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 10, 2007 Updated: January 10, 2007
Reviewer: lano Signed 10
Date: January 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: The Second Fight

He sounds angry and says "Valentine's Day" like the way people say fuck or shit. - I have so much love for this line.  Great story, you gave us just enough without going overboard.

Drunk Dial by LadyLuck Rated: T [Reviews - 56] 12
Summary: Jim calls Pam back after receiving her text on the night of the Diwali festival. And yes, he is still very drunk.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Drunk Pam/Jim
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 14302 Read Count: 34840 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: January 10, 2007 Updated: February 13, 2007
Reviewer: lano Signed 9
Date: January 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

And I couldn’t bike home, because balancing was stupid. - Haha!  Oh, what a great line.  Yes, continue!!!  (Please?)

Summary: Past Featured StoryYou've got Karen now but her voice is lower and her hair is darker and she is in no way and every way like Pam: sometimes it just hurts too much.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Claustrophobic Spaces, Oneshot, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1452 Read Count: 4333 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: January 14, 2007 Updated: January 14, 2007
Reviewer: lano Signed 10
Date: January 15, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I'm with everyone else on not being able to pick a specific line to quote because this was just too damned good.  You did a great job with Jim's inner voice, almost humorous at times, yet not.  Really, this is just beautifully written.

Author's Response: Oh, thank you so much.  That really means a lot.  :)

Summary:

A series of drabbles, set after Back From Vacation (with some slight spoilers) and deviating from there. Pam makes Jim face the same difficult decision (and consequences) that she had to deal with.

Each drabble is 100 words according to MS Word, so if the summary says otherwise...it's lying. :0)


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Angela, Dwight, Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Pam
Genres: Angst, Drabble, Fluff, Humor
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 100 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9891 Read Count: 383261 ePub Downloads: 12
[Report This] Published: January 23, 2007 Updated: February 23, 2007
Reviewer: lano Signed 10
Date: February 07, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Application

69 cents! Hee!  This is so fun to read, can't wait for more!

A Blind Date by injoy Rated: K+ [Reviews - 15] 4
Summary:

Spoilers with Ben Franklin.

Kelly sets Pam up on a blind date.  Not really that complicated.


Categories: Episode Related, Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2948 Read Count: 9692 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: February 02, 2007 Updated: February 05, 2007
Reviewer: lano Signed 9
Date: February 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

What a great job of incorporating some of Kelly's backstory into the loop.  The whole idea you're running with about Kelly's sister is really unlike anything else that's been written about Kelly.  Awesome job, update soon :)

Reviewer: lano Signed 10
Date: February 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

You're right, I love Eric.  Not as much as I love Tom Waits, but still...

I'm excited for the next chapter.  I do like a healthy dose of jealous!Jim...

Summary: Past Featured Story

Written in response to the Evening Coming (aka the Scarf) challenge. Not usually one for prompts, but this one got me thinking.


Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Oneshot, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Challenges: Evening Coming
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1499 Read Count: 7973 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: February 03, 2007 Updated: February 03, 2007
Reviewer: lano Signed 10
Date: February 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

This read like thick oil on canvas, which sounds weird, but it's the kind of thing you want to reach out and experience with your fingertips.  You are an artist.

Author's Response: Wow. Doesn't sound weird at all, but it is incredibly flattering. (I am cyber-blushing!) I'm so happy you felt that way...thank you so, so much!

Summary:

Typical slow days at the office with the Ladies of Dunder Mifflin.


Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Angela, Karen, Kelly, Meredith, Pam, Phyllis
Genres: Humor, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 84 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 109602 Read Count: 338367 ePub Downloads: 39
[Report This] Published: February 04, 2007 Updated: October 22, 2007
Reviewer: lano Signed 10
Date: February 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 - Kiss the Bobble Head

HAH!  This is so much fun to read, what a great idea!  This is one of those fics you hope has 15,000 chapters and goes on forever... that means you'd better get writing, you wouldn't want to deprive us, would you?



Author's Response: Oh, I could do 15,000 chapters but that means you've got to read all of them! Have you got the time?

Reviewer: lano Signed 10
Date: February 07, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3 - J Lo and the Random Stranger

Hee, oh poor Toby!  I can totally see Pam doing the dare, but not really doing the dare.  Awesome.

Oh and ABSOLUTELY, I do [/Jim] (have the time to read 15,000 chapters, that is.  I'll send you bandages for your poor fingers.)



Author's Response: Forget the bandages! What I need is a male harem! Send me some nice young men who will peel my grapes, cool me with fans, paint my toenails....you know...the necessities.

Sheer by goodmatch Rated: MA [Reviews - 41] 13
Summary: Present day, Jim works at Dunder Mifflin but pam never did. He goes to a strip club for his birthday and she is a stripper there... I got this idea after I saw Employee of the Month with Jenna Fischer and didn't decide to do anything about it until after Jim said he had never seen a stripper and Jenna was approached by Elizabeth and told her she could strip. I just loved the idea of the "Damsel in Distress", Enjoy!
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 8182 Read Count: 21448 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: February 04, 2007 Updated: February 13, 2007
Reviewer: lano Signed 10
Date: February 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: The Club

“Her. That’s the one I want”, Jim breathed.  - So hot.

Well this is one hell of an opening chapter.  Jim + lapdance?  Way too hot.  I'm sure that if I took the time to write out a more thoughtful review - it would basically read something along the lines of: Hot, so hot.  Hot and hot.  Way hot.  (Sad but true). 

Summary:

She did not expect to feel such a fierce loss. Spoilers through "Gay Witch Hunt".


Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam, Kelly, Michael, Pam, Roy
Genres: Angst, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2665 Read Count: 2235 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: February 04, 2007 Updated: February 04, 2007
Reviewer: lano Signed 10
Date: February 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

The teapot never having been used is so sad, it worked perfectly with the tone of this. Great story and very well written!

Summary:

It all starts at Phyllis' Wedding. Jim and Pam's lives completely change after they've both moved on....to New York City, that is.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 25615 Read Count: 47527 ePub Downloads: 8
[Report This] Published: February 05, 2007 Updated: February 16, 2007
Reviewer: lano Signed 10
Date: February 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Something to Give Up

Jim interrupted as he put his hands on her arms, “Don’t. I don’t want to hear that.” OUCH, painful, but perfect phrasing!  I can definitely hear Jim saying that.   Great job on this fic, I hope you'll continue!



Author's Response: Thanks for the review. I appreciate all the support!

Stolen by static Rated: K+ [Reviews - 7] 5
Summary: Four times Pam almost steals him from Karen (and one time she does).
Categories: Alternate Universe, Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Pam
Genres: Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 599 Read Count: 2792 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: February 05, 2007 Updated: February 05, 2007
Reviewer: lano Signed 10
Date: February 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

"...he's there with his coat and scarf and he has this orange shadow playing across his face from the sun." - Wow, that painted a beautiful picture to set the scene.  Great job on this!

Rain by NeverEnoughJam Rated: T [Reviews - 25] 9
Summary: Jim, Pam, and Joseph Conrad. Spoilers for Season Three.

Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language
Challenges: Rain
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1833 Read Count: 4469 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: February 05, 2007 Updated: February 05, 2007
Reviewer: lano Signed 10
Date: February 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Rain

I'm sure you already know how wonderful this is, so this is just a comment say that we all know it, too :)  

My favorite part was this: He sees her hand, millimeters away from the ripple of water on the other side of the glass.  It is easily one of the favorite descriptive lines that I have ever read.   



Author's Response: Wow! Thanks! That line was added during the final edit, and I wasn't sure it would work. Good to know you liked it!

Secret Smile by EmilyHalpert Rated: K+ [Reviews - 6] 4
Summary: Fic based around Semisonic - Secret Smile

Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Pam
Genres: Inner Monologue
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 314 Read Count: 2426 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: February 05, 2007 Updated: February 05, 2007
Reviewer: lano Signed 10
Date: February 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Secret Smile

Aw, this song was my husband's and my song when we were first dating, it IS a great song.  I really loved the simplicity and hope of this fic.

Author's Response: aww, thats so cool. I love it. Its just such an oddly romantic song. It really works well for Jim and his smile. Cept I like imagining its my smile not Pams. Maybe I live in the fictional world too much. Eh, not possible.

Summary: One of Jim Halpert's greatest assets are those adorable cheeks, and Pam Beesly has a PhD in cheekology....
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: Jim Halpert: More Than The Sum of His Parts
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1740 Read Count: 5533 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: February 06, 2007 Updated: February 06, 2007
Reviewer: lano Signed 10
Date: February 07, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Oh, I loved this line: He felt like black and white compared to her color wheel.  Sweet fic, Moxie :)

Author's Response: Oh, thanks so much!  Of course, what I like most is that from Pam's view, she probably didn't feel quite that colorful.  But Jim thought she was because he's so crazy about her. (the sap!) ;-)