Penname: collardgreens Real name: Girl With Curl
Member Since: January 08, 2007

Bio:
" I’m always thinking one step ahead like a carpenter who makes stairs." Andy- the office

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Summary:

Sometimes you just have to try new things. A Pam/Ryan story that is more about Pam/Jim than you would think.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Pam, Ryan
Genres: Angst, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 16 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 33752 Read Count: 58455 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: May 02, 2007 Updated: August 02, 2007
Reviewer: collardgreens Signed
Date: June 07, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: Twix, Snapple, Yogurt Parfait

fucktard... HAHAHAHAHA.

Summary:

The title pretty much says it all: the fantasies of Jim and Pam and the naughty actings out of those fantasies.

This story will go as long as you, the readers, want it to.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Dream/Fantasy, Fluff, Romance, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Dubious Consent, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 22 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 54206 Read Count: 149008 ePub Downloads: 20
[Report This] Published: May 08, 2007 Updated: January 31, 2008
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Date: June 27, 2007 Title: Chapter 15: Chapter 15: Michael's Desk

snicker... can't wait for the update.

Summary: Pam's thoughts immediately following her speech at the end of Beach Games

Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related, Present
Characters: Pam
Genres: Inner Monologue
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 553 Read Count: 2653 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: May 11, 2007 Updated: May 11, 2007
Reviewer: collardgreens Signed
Date: May 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: The sounds of crickets and mosquitos and maybe frogs.....

waaaah. Perfect.


Author's Response:

Geesh, collardgreens - I didn't know you were so easy to please!!  ;-)

Thanks for the review, honey!!!

Summary:

Something I came up with on the fly... my take on what everyone was thinking during Pam's speech in Beach Games.

SEMI- SPOILERS FOR BEACH GAMES


Categories: Episode Related
Characters: Ensemble, Pam
Genres: Inner Monologue
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1415 Read Count: 3452 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 11, 2007 Updated: May 11, 2007
Reviewer: collardgreens Signed
Date: May 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Just thinking...

Dwight's right. agonizing sigh goddamn it jim!!!

Summary:

Michael's Farewell Party turns into an unexpected night for Jim and Pam.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Humor
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 11215 Read Count: 13076 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 11, 2007 Updated: June 04, 2007
Reviewer: collardgreens Signed
Date: May 15, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Tequila Shots

mmm unrequited goodness... but not for too long I hope. 

Summary:

An inevitable conversation following Beach Games.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen, Pam
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10275 Read Count: 39610 ePub Downloads: 6
[Report This] Published: May 14, 2007 Updated: June 06, 2007
Reviewer: collardgreens Signed
Date: May 15, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: The Annual Bar-B-Que

I really like this take on post beach day. Your karen is just awe inspiring. I think I fell a little in love with her. And the post it was perfect. 

Author's Response: Awwwww.....thanks so much. I really appreciate it.

Summary:

"And if it had been any other day, she would have jumped up when the song came on, turned the dial up to the maximum volume, and opened the hunter green drapes to welcome the warm, sun-kissed spring morning. But today wasn't like any other day."


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Angst, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2319 Read Count: 2325 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 17, 2007 Updated: May 17, 2007
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Date: May 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: She Said, Oh Baby I Feel So Down

jeez can't wait for the next chapter. Your writing is so flowy and wonderful. Your beginning just pulls till you face down in words. yay for fancy new beesly!

Author's Response: Thanks so much. =) I try. Haha. And yeah, go Fancy New Beesly!

Stolen by girl7 Rated: M [Reviews - 169] 62
Summary:

Inspired by the finale and the seasons that preceeded it.  Enough said.


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 21030 Read Count: 69255 ePub Downloads: 26
[Report This] Published: May 17, 2007 Updated: July 06, 2007
Reviewer: collardgreens Signed
Date: June 01, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5: Our dreams assured....

I was grinning like the cheshire cat all through this goddamn fic. My face hurts. You're awesome.


Author's Response:

Yaaaayy!  I love reading fics like that, so I'm happy to hear it made you smile the whole time.  (Sorry about your cheeks, though.  ...TWSS?)

THanks for reviewing!

Jitters by Binxbaby Rated: M [Reviews - 18] 7
Summary: Jim gets nervous. Good stuff!! Spoiler alert for "The Job" episode.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future, Episode Related
Characters: Karen
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4284 Read Count: 6677 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: May 17, 2007 Updated: May 27, 2007
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Date: May 18, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Meet Fate's bitch, Jim Halpert

you must have more! I'm grinning like an idiot over here!

Summary: A First Date story, post The Job (contains spoilers if you haven't seen it yet). NOT part of my regular AU stuff -- a different AU all together! ;-)
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: None
Genres: Fluff, Romance
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6535 Read Count: 20754 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 23, 2007 Updated: May 28, 2007
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Date: May 29, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Bad Dates Sometime End Up Like This...

sigh... that really was just lovely. I think you got them pretty well. I love the kind of emotional stumble around, that seems very JimPam to me. Yay for you and your awesome writingness!

Cliche by Wendy Blue Rated: T [Reviews - 83] 37
Summary: Past Featured StoryA series of vignettes centered around clichés, but with a JAM spin.

Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10899 Read Count: 41993 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 26, 2007 Updated: July 22, 2007
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Date: July 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 8: Another Notch in Your Belt

geeee. yay smilies.

Summary: Past Featured Story

Three years have passed since Pam left Scranton for New York, and Jim is still very much on her mind.  Will a work-related trip to Rome, Italy be the catalyst that reunites Pam with Jim once and for all? 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Humor, Inner Monologue, Romance, Travel
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 22531 Read Count: 68921 ePub Downloads: 12
[Report This] Published: May 27, 2007 Updated: July 02, 2007
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Date: May 30, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2: Let Love In

yay! ooh this is gonna be fun. 

Author's Response: I'm glad you're enjoying it so far!  Thanks so much for reading and reviewing my fic. 

Summary:

Begun out of hiatus frustration as an exploration of what we might miss of Jim and Pam's newfound romance, this has grown into something unique and cool, a multi-authored exercise in creativity and obsession.

By the way, we talk about it here if you're interested in saying hi.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Humor, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 31 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 46565 Read Count: 157094 ePub Downloads: 15
[Report This] Published: May 29, 2007 Updated: August 25, 2007
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Date: July 01, 2007 Title: Chapter 27: Chapter 27 - Parent Trap, by Jake

heehee that was real cute. I love seeing jim squirm.

Summary: There can never be too many first date fics and there can never be too much Jim/Pam witty repartee. The summer is long, the possibilities are endless, and the speculation is just too darn much fun!
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 8156 Read Count: 24524 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: June 01, 2007 Updated: June 20, 2007
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Date: June 01, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: I never cared much for moonlit skies

ooo gravely jim voice. yay!


Author's Response: HEE! No wonder that boy sells so much paper! Guh...

Summary: Past Featured Story

MEMBER'S CHOICE - An alternate universe where Pam and Roy had a wedding, Pam goes to art school in New York, Dwight owns a restaurant and Jim works for a job in advertising that he likes a lot more and gets a lot more money at.
Basically? Dunder Mifflin never exists. And everyone meets under different circumstances.

The characters are pretty much the same -- personality-wise -- they just have different roles and work different jobs.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Angela, Creed, Dwight, Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Kelly, Michael, Pam, Roy, Ryan
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff, Holiday, Romance, Hurt/Comfort, Travel, Weekend
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 28 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 67523 Read Count: 168046 ePub Downloads: 22
[Report This] Published: June 01, 2007 Updated: June 15, 2007
Reviewer: collardgreens Signed
Date: June 04, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: New York, New Life: Making Friends

aww I like this story its real cute. hehee. and Im from the city so its an extra bonus.

Summary: Post "the Job" first date fic. Somehow on their first date, once they get past all the catching up and the explanations and apologies and confessions, they start talking about sex.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Oneshot, Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2755 Read Count: 10907 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: June 03, 2007 Updated: June 03, 2007
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Date: June 04, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: cause even slurred words can contain some truth

I had like the face Jim makes when he see's Karen with too much makeup on, but in a good way, reading this story. Wayyy too hot I burnt myself. And I love fancy new dirty pam!

Charcoal by LinuxLinus Rated: T [Reviews - 18] 6
Summary: Vignettes: A first date
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam, Michael
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3523 Read Count: 4036 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: June 04, 2007 Updated: June 04, 2007
Reviewer: collardgreens Signed
Date: June 04, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

That was the best first date story I've read yet. Just it seemed more real. Pam not knowing what to wear. Her clothes everywhere the cute little akward scenes. Perfect. 

They by bitterpill Rated: M [Reviews - 25] 9
Summary: Past Featured StoryNow that they are together, it's all about them.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Oneshot
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 634 Read Count: 4921 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: June 11, 2007 Updated: June 11, 2007
Reviewer: collardgreens Signed
Date: June 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

hahaha the "They are loud" made me laugh out loud. tehee. Hi jim hi pam. ahh funny. 

Summary: Past Featured Story

“I need someplace to stay.” She said this so softly he had to strain to hear her in the stillness of the evening, leaning toward her slightly.  Something inside of him suddenly wanted to protect her.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 33558 Read Count: 126483 ePub Downloads: 51
[Report This] Published: June 14, 2007 Updated: July 24, 2007
Reviewer: collardgreens Signed
Date: June 27, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Stillness and Snow

I really love this it's just beautiful your style is just so full of moments. Update soon!

Reviewer: collardgreens Signed
Date: July 01, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Intricate lace

awww this is like the same like "will it happen this time" as the office played us back in the day. I love it you've got it just right. The moments that are taken in a different direction. And your lyrical writting is just lovely. 

Reviewer: collardgreens Signed
Date: July 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Delicate and Fragile

aaiiiiyy I can't wait. I was laughing so hard with the whole mark Jim thing. great job.

Reviewer: collardgreens Signed
Date: July 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: Diners and Dreams

ahhhhhhhhhh. oh be still my heart. I love this to pieces. Pieces so small they are like confetti in my brain. You are awesomeness!!!

Author's Response: lol your review is awesomeness.  thanks ;-)

Reviewer: collardgreens Signed
Date: July 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: Frat boys, threesomes, and oversized sweatshirts

ughhh so good so good so goooood. I love how your characterization doesn't deviate from the shows. I can see Pam and Jim so vividly it kind of gives me a head rush. And your scenes are just so amazing. Where you take the reader with what comes next just flows so well. Not to mention how heart stopping-ly hot that little exchange with the sweater was. I Applaud.

Author's Response: ::bows:: thank you very much ;-) glad the characters stay Jim and Pam

Reviewer: collardgreens Signed
Date: July 18, 2007 Title: Chapter 9: Mom and Muhammad Ali

I came home from a hard day of work plopped on and found this. My headache is now cured. Thank you. 

Author's Response: you are welcome.  As someone who commonly suffers headaches, I feel your pain ;-)

Reviewer: collardgreens Signed
Date: July 24, 2007 Title: Chapter 10: Stories and Pam

the ending was a little chick flicky with the whole Mark" shut up thing" but seriously whatever cause I cause I obviously watch chick flicks. ugh soo soo good and oh my god hot. So very SEXUAL. haha like not smut like religious sexual stuff. haha. africa. damn. you rock I'm going to miss this story. oh and I hope you dont mind I'm using a line to inspire some poetry out of me. 

Author's Response: lol oh man...I've seen waaaay too many chick flicks way too many times... it always wants to just sneak into my stuff.  Anyway thanks for the compliments and glad you enjoyed the religion of the sexual stuff ;-)