Penname: EmilyHalpert Real name:
Member Since: February 02, 2007

Bio:

Generally an annoying hopeless romantic.

I love writing, reviewing. In terms of reviewing - yes, I go back and read old stories. Sometimes really old. It is fun. Yes, I leave um, interesting reviews. Hopefully you like them. If not, tell me to shut up.

I am willing to beta. I can't promise a lot of grammar comments, but I can tell you what I like, don't like, and if something doesn't sound right to me. Feel free to contact me. I don't bite and fanfic is my life.


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Summary: I know, I know, it's familiar territory. Another First Date, Post-The Job fic. Note: Jim finally comes back. And sorry, angst-less.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1479 Read Count: 2673 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 16, 2010 Updated: January 17, 2010
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: February 01, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Absolutely wonderful. A great way to start my Monday morning.


Author's Response: thank you so much, EmilyHalpert! that means a lot :)

Summary: Jim and Pam Halpert celebrate their twenty-fifth wedding anniversary with friends and family.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: None
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Kids/Family, Married, Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1569 Read Count: 1869 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 18, 2010 Updated: January 18, 2010
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: February 06, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

FYI - you will want to repost this, the contents were erased with all the crap our servers went through. Hope you get this since notifications are nonexistant

Summary: What happens if Pam overhears something she shouldn't? An alternate take on "The Secret".
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2628 Read Count: 9504 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: February 15, 2010 Updated: February 15, 2010
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: February 27, 2010 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3

I'm gonna keep this short (really I am!) and just say thank VB for such an amazing bid and prompt and thank you for doing such an amazing job with it!


Author's Response: Wow, I'm impressed with your brevity! :)  And yes, all the thanks go to VB. And to you, for your kindness in reading and reviewing.

Summary: A companion piece, I guess, to Consequences of an Open Bar, the little Michael piece I did before "Niagara." There are no spoilers, just speculation, for the birth episode in this one.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam, Michael
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot, Pregnancy/Babies
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2605 Read Count: 2609 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: February 21, 2010 Updated: February 21, 2010
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: February 28, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Michael, I invite you to smell a baby that has just had a blow out. That is not a nice smelling baby.
Oh, and we have a parent whose all freaked out because her kid isn't a screamer. I tell her to be grateful, but she doesn't believe me!

Ya know what, babies are something great. Smelly breakable something greats, but still.

I love well written Michael pieces. Especially well written Michael but really Jim and Pam pieces.

Summary: Jim & Pam - the night before Pam's due date.  No spoilers unless you haven't seen an NBC promo or two involving a football and a cat.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Fluff, Married, Oneshot, Pregnancy/Babies
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1232 Read Count: 4775 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: March 04, 2010 Updated: March 04, 2010
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: March 07, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: the peaceful quiet you create for me

Ha! Jim! I'd get the gold in diapering. Wait until there's stuff in the diapers. And out of the diapers. And all over. Wait until that girl starts squirting (yes Jim girls do it too).
You. Me. Diapering Olympics. Be there.

And they're ready. God it's happened already. They're parents! I was talking to my friend this morning, and it still all seems like this crazy dream (um, not like I dream about Jim and Pam.... no.... not me....), but it's so crazy that they are married and parents! It's just.... how did that happen!

Summary: Past Featured StoryPam ponders after almost having another little accident
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Drabble, Kids/Family, Married, Pregnancy/Babies
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3244 Read Count: 4224 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: March 31, 2010 Updated: March 31, 2010
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: May 31, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

In so many ways, Cece reminds me of two of my babies. Except... much more well behaved. Haha.
But also, I've had babies cuddle up next to me, all nestled all snuggly.... god, that feeling totally makes up for all the screaming snotty messes they are when they are awake.

Oh my god, she dances. She dances just like my little dancing queen!

Soon, maybe :)

Loose Ends by Dedeen Rated: K [Reviews - 60] 29
Summary: The Halperts run into people from their past.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen, Katy, Roy
Genres: Drabble, Inner Monologue, Kids/Family, Married, Pregnancy/Babies
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 16012 Read Count: 29240 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: May 15, 2010 Updated: September 04, 2013
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: May 23, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Karen

It is sad how Michael Scott has managed to creative a productive branch.... so clearly, the upside to working for a Michael Scott is keeping your job. The downside is, it's Michael Scott. And unless there's a Jim involved, that's a pretty big downside...

Cecelia in this reminds me a lot of one of my guys. Except, instead of saying Dada, he just breaks down and cries. He's our little Drama king. End of the world having to walk on his own.

Very sweet. Glad one loose end was tied. And now on to the second one.

Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: May 23, 2010 Title: Chapter 2: Roy

The Halperts should meet the President! Okay, maybe that'd be hard to explain, but I'd read it! Love it, and it turned out wonderfully!