Penname: EmilyHalpert Real name:
Member Since: February 02, 2007

Bio:

Generally an annoying hopeless romantic.

I love writing, reviewing. In terms of reviewing - yes, I go back and read old stories. Sometimes really old. It is fun. Yes, I leave um, interesting reviews. Hopefully you like them. If not, tell me to shut up.

I am willing to beta. I can't promise a lot of grammar comments, but I can tell you what I like, don't like, and if something doesn't sound right to me. Feel free to contact me. I don't bite and fanfic is my life.


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Reviews by EmilyHalpert
Summary:

The children of Halpert and Schrute meet and fall in love as only 5th graders can...


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Angela, Dwight, Jim, Pam
Genres: Childhood, Humor, Married, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenges: Star-Crossed Lovers, Daddy Jim
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5706 Read Count: 12108 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 26, 2006 Updated: June 14, 2007
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: June 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Angela

So, I think I started reading this, but then I got confused because I didn't review... and so, I really have no idea... My main (only) thought is that this was post-not allowing anonymous reviews and pre-me making an account. Maybe. I dunno.

Haha, I love Chrissy pointing out marriage/birth days... needless to say I calculated that a lot when I was little (despite the fact I was the second child, I still wasn't sure)

But all of this is so in character for Dwight and Angela (and Jim and Pam, but those two are normal, so, yeah)... so great.

Author's Response: Thanks fro the review, jess!

Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: June 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Pam

"Jane followed at a more leisurely pace, her philosophy being ‘why run when you can hop, or skip, or pirouette?’"
Yes. I know kids like that. Or else, the "one more thing" "no wait. one more"
And somehow, that actually reminded me. Today, I rbought my camera while babysitting, and I have about 200 pics, and 5 movies to put on my computer....

I love how Jim is realizing he isn't a baby anymore (well, that Patrick isn't. I am sure Jim knows Jim isn't a baby)... so totally true.

So great:
 She wished Jim could have had this ‘teasing means we love you’ talk with Dwight, years ago, so Dwight wouldn’t have been so paranoid all the time. But then again, maybe it wouldn’t have worked, and Dwight would’ve been even more paranoid. She’d have to tease Jim about his true feelings for Dwight later.

And aww, best friend love. So sweet.
No... I don't have tears in my eyes... no, of course not *wipes them* see... (its hormones i tell ya... sure, any excuse i can dig up outta a hat)


Author's Response: Hee, thanks for the review, and sorry I made you tear up!

Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: June 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Chrissy

Chrissy likes the DaVinci Code. Angela would so burn it. Although, is it bad that a ten year old has that book, when I haven't even seen the MOVIE?

The logic of don't tell means its wrong. I get told this all the time. Little three year old "Don't tell mommy!!! No! Don't tell mommy!" "Does that mean you aren't supposed to do _____?" "No I can, just don't tell mommy!" "Why can't I tell her if you can do it?" "cause she'll be angry" "Then your not supposed to do it." usually followed by yelling and crying. And then distraction by something like gum.

Such an enjoyable story!

Author's Response: Skip the movie, just read the book, it's a fun adventure story. I love kid logic, it's so fantastic and fun to write.

Summary: Just like everything else in Jim's life, it all evens out in the end.
Categories: Other, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim
Genres: Angst
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 340 Read Count: 2946 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 26, 2006 Updated: September 26, 2006
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: September 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: 10 Things Jim Hates About Stamford

these are so good. so true, i really think jim did dislike all of those things, and such an interesting variety. lets just say i am glad jim is back in scranton.

Summary: Jim is homesick, but he harbors a secret.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: In Stamford, Romance
Warnings: Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1098 Read Count: 2540 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: September 27, 2006 Updated: September 27, 2006
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: January 01, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: The letter

Ya know, not many people would last too long in the DM Scranton Office. But, the opposite is also true. The DM Scranton people wouldn't last too long anywhere else either.

PAM WROTE HIM ALETTER! AND DELIVERED IT!

It included each other. That last paragraph is made of win. Seriously, my heart is smiling.


Author's Response: EmH, my notifications don't work so I tend to miss it when people comment on older stories. I'm very sorry about missing this one- and am retroactively glad to have made your heart smile. :)

Just Fix It by AbMo Rated: K+ [Reviews - 6] 7
Summary: Just an average moment between Michael and Toby...as average as a moment with Michael Scott can be.
Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Kevin, Michael, Toby
Genres: Drabble
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 517 Read Count: 1182 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 27, 2006 Updated: September 27, 2006
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed 9
Date: July 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

This was one of the best (and quite possibly first) fics I have read devoted to the Toby/Michael relationship (meaning it gets more than just a mention)... so it gets awards for that.

And that is all it needs. It is such a wonderful little slice of life between those two.

Good Advice by Par5 Rated: M [Reviews - 119] 77
Summary: Everyone in the office has relationship advice. What would each of their colleagues say to Pam and Jim about love?
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Angela, Creed, Darryl, Dwight, Ensemble, Jan, Jim, Jim/Pam, Josh Porter, Karen, Kelly, Oscar, Oscar/Gil, Pam, Phyllis, Ryan, Toby
Genres: Angst, Humor, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 16105 Read Count: 13554 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: October 02, 2006 Updated: March 21, 2007
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: April 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Phyllis

Phyllis does seem to have something about her.
And I totally was breaking my heart when Pam said Jim didn't deserve her. It would have been the sort of thing that Jim would have gotten really angry about, her devaluing herself. is devaluing a word? whatever.
She went to Stamford :)

Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: April 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 11: Kelly

okay, so... last review (until there is another chapter...?)
Jim and his care for her when she had a cold is just perfect. I don't even treat myself that nice when I get sick!

Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: April 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 10: Angela

Can I say ow my heart actually skipped a beat when Angela said Dwight was "more than that" and i was just thinking of JAM with that line?

Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: April 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 9: Darryl

ooh, i skipped a chapter reviewing :P. I just was too upset that the thing with Karen didn't happen.
"She wondered who'd be watching out for her from now on" It made me happy, and it was so sweet and yeah

Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: April 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: Oscar

“Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam!”
Why is there and !... Pam never seemed that happy when answering the phone. why did that catch my attention!?
And Gil should not be allowed Pam's art until he learns to be nice. But, then again, it did give her a kick in the pants (not that anything has happened from it yet)

Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: April 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: Dwight

Ya know, I don't know when you started this, but, from the number of it (432), it must have been quite some time ago. And those two insane people aren't together YET. they better be soon. but while they are not, at least I can enjoy these.
Classic Dwight/Jim. Hum, Jight? Dwim?

Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: April 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Ryan

Drunk!Jim! As much as I dislike alcohol, drunk people are fun!
Wondering now if there are Q names. And then I realized Quinton. Thats a Q name. And Quinn. But there isn't many.

Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: April 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Jan

Wow. Okay, really, I wasn't going to want to be commenting on every chapter. But I couldn't even get past the A/N about codename Lan Jevison without cracking up!
Is it bad that I thought Jan could be talking to me about don't bury yourself in work... hum...
And this: amazing:
And the look on Dwight's face when he returned as the Assistant Regional Manager?

Priceless.

haha

Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: April 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Creed

Haha! I loved Pam's list of sites she went to... I just heard about Go Fug Yourself, and I visit it every once in a while. Its so funny. I think Dreed does know stuff. Just not normal stuff like names and faces.

Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: April 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: Toby

If Jim wasn't Jim, I would date Toby. Sure he is like, 20 years older than me. But whatever.

Summary: Past Featured StoryCasino Night ended slightly differently, so Pam and Jim are still on friendly terms when he heads for Australia. She makes a point to keep him up to date with what's going on on the home front.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1919 Read Count: 4162 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 03, 2006 Updated: October 03, 2006
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: February 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

aww, so fun. A nice semi-AU summer.

Pretty by nqllisi Rated: T [Reviews - 19] 16
Summary:

He had come here to make a fresh start, so he decided to make an effort.  Spoilers through "The Coup," unspoiled speculation thereafter.


Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Jim, Karen
Genres: In Stamford
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 532 Read Count: 1253 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 06, 2006 Updated: October 06, 2006
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: January 01, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Why did I start with a Jim/Karen piece? It does explain more of their relationship, at least, how he could have done it. But the last line is true. Someone else would always define beautiful. And now he has beautiful. And maybe soon they can start making some super gorgeous cute babies.

Author's Response: I can't believe I've left this comment un-answered for almost a full year. Thank you! :)

Summary: Phyllis gets a really awesome birthday present
Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Bob Vance, Phyllis
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 682 Read Count: 1741 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 08, 2006 Updated: October 08, 2006
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed 10
Date: July 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

awww, that is such a sweet story. I love Phyllis also (actually, I love all the characters, and whoever I just read a story about is instantly my favorite... just being honest there).... but this was such a sweet happy Phyllis story.

Surprise by nqllisi Rated: T [Reviews - 28] 25
Summary: Past Featured StoryFive ways Jim finds out about Dwight & Angela.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Future
Characters: Angela, Dwight, Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 771 Read Count: 2103 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 11, 2006 Updated: October 11, 2006
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed 10
Date: January 01, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Oh my god, I can't say which one of these I loved the most. It was a amazing combination of Dwight/Angela and Jim/Pam and just awesome goodness and laughing!



Author's Response:

Hahaha, glad you enjoyed it. Happy New Year!

Salesman by time4moxie Rated: K [Reviews - 19] 17
Summary: Jim goes shopping and discovered that sometimes a snack food is more than a snack food.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1025 Read Count: 2831 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 17, 2006 Updated: October 17, 2006
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: July 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Okay, so more reading old fics... so yay.

Jim likes shopping more than me. It is such a hassle. Have to get to the car, have to drive all the while yelling at the sheer act of driving. Have to find products in a store that I STILL don't know where anything is even though I have been shopping there for over a year. Have to get annoyed at how I am a picky eater and there isn't anything good. Get annoyed that they are out of such and such. Or that it is on the top shelf and I can't find it. Or that I can only get the super jumbo sized thing which will totally go to waste because I am just cooking for me. Oh, and then get back. And then park the car far away and carry the groceries up the stupid hill and back into my apartment and then groan because my roommate went shopping also, and our fridge is packed and there just isn't enough room for another gallon of milk.
Wow, is that way more than you wanted to know about me?
Ignore all that and just read the first sentence.

I believe I actually have read this before. And since yesterday I realized this was probably published before I made an account to leave reviews, I am therefore not psychic and can't just channel your writing into my head. Sad day for me, but you still get a review.

I love how that note really isn't just talking about SunChips. Because, it isn't. It is talking about more than that. Haha. I make myself laugh at least.

Summary: Jim's back in Scranton, but it looks like Pam's found a new man of her own.....

Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2285 Read Count: 4020 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: October 19, 2006 Updated: October 19, 2006
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: February 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

good ending. cause i sure felt sorry for jim. and then it took me a second to connect jim=james, cause i was like is she dating his brother thats just low!!!!

okay, good story :) now that i have the whole james/jim thing sorted out.  

Summary: In response to the "Haunted House" challenge.  Maybe getting scared out of her mind will set things right?
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen, Michael
Genres: Weekend
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Challenges: Haunted House
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1421 Read Count: 2425 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 19, 2006 Updated: October 19, 2006
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: July 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

It is so interesting reading this now, post the real merger, and post everything Season Three. Ah, remember when we didn't know better... ?

I LOVE protective Jim... so sweet. Although, a bit scary. But, it is sweet.

Yep, sweet protective Jim

Still Breathing by girl7 Rated: M [Reviews - 48] 34
Summary: Past Featured Story

Okay, this is post Stamford (sort of) and is a little AU, given that we now know Jim and Pam have talked a little.  It's a bit angsty, but I swear, I was absolutely seized by the urge to write this!  It's based a little on some of the comments I read on Live Journal yesterday re: Jim as "a man with needs."  Heh. That makes this sound as if it's going to be a pile of smut, and it's not.  It'll just be a slightly different Jim - totally drunk!Jim. 

Jonathan makes an appearance as well. 

And for those of you who are concerned - remember, my fics always end with a happy Jim/Pam.  :o)  This one probably won't be as long as the others have been; I'm thinking it'll maybe be a two-parter.

Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, In Stamford, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 16284 Read Count: 25297 ePub Downloads: 14
[Report This] Published: October 20, 2006 Updated: October 24, 2006
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: February 25, 2008 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4

Okay, I will try to remember to mention if I think it is in or out of character for Jim. BUt I really don't care. I think you could make Jim an alien and I would still love it. So I probably am not the best .... um, best whatever.

I so friggin love Drunk!Jim! He is so cute and adorable and silly!

Can I watch Jim undress? Pretty please?

I am really hoping that Jim's mom never tucked him in like THAT!

Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: February 25, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Of course the merger was all Jim. He conquered the Stamford branch and brought it to its knees. Go Jim! (why did I have a flash of like GI Joe right there?)

Jim, why ignore the looks. You know te looks. You know the pain behind the looks. Don't ignore it. I don't care if she didn't make the first move. I mean, seriously, she's been through a lot. I know you put yourself out there last time, but you could have at least tried to be more receptive. She did ask you for coffee. You just blew her off. You weren't trying to hear her. Gah! Jim!

This is one of the many times I want to try to see when this was published verus when the episode aired. Because its slightly different than the real episode, but it isn't, and so, I want to know just how psychic are you.

Okay, but, it still breaks my heart realizing how heartbroken Jim was on Casino Night. Damn, I feel tears in my eyes. Okay, lalala. Happy stuff. Jim and Pam are together now.

I like this Karen better. She at lesat realizes and accepts that Jim was runnin away from Pam. I like it.

Okay, come on Pam. You need to say more than a "good morning" I mean, maybe a goodmorning while kissing the crap out of him would be a good sign. I mean, its a thought Pam. Just keep it in mind next time.

Oh Pam. As much as I hate the fact you did't call Jim, I can understand why you didn't. I hate it. But I understand. *repeats mantra to herself*

Gah, yeah, Jim's face when Michael said "have fun on your date" was just.... gah!

You won't get there Jim. Not without some give and take from both of you. Too much happened, too serious

Wow, more girl crush. Because Pam in that shirt and jeans. How could Jim not just jump her right then and there?

Jon would be 'fucking hot'. Just saying. But Pam's right. All Jim.