Summary: Another post Cocktails fic. Karen and Jim after Jim's seemingly inevitable encounter with Roy.
Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Jim, Karen
Genres: Angst, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes
Word count: 673 Read Count: 3289 ePub Downloads: 0
Penname: Alex Wert Real name:
Member Since: February 02, 2007
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[Report This] Published: March 18, 2007 Updated: March 18, 2007
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Date: March 18, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
10 Date: March 18, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Y'know, this was all very mellow for something titled "Earthquakes".
Summary: Random, sort of plotless Jim/Karen fluff.
Categories: Other, Future
Characters: Jim, Karen
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 502 Read Count: 1437 ePub Downloads: 0
Categories: Other, Future
Characters: Jim, Karen
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 502 Read Count: 1437 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 20, 2007 Updated: March 20, 2007
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed 9
Date: March 20, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: and i say that you never stayed to discover the beginning of the world often comes.
9 Date: March 20, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: and i say that you never stayed to discover the beginning of the world often comes.
Maybe you write kitchens because you like food? I like food.
I see from the number of stars that someone's feeling the hate. I'll bump that up a bit for you.
Summary: Post Cocktails. Roy goes after Jim. Updated final chapter: Five years have passed... what has become of everyone?
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Karen, Pam, Roy
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue
Warnings: Adult language, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6727 Read Count: 18619 ePub Downloads: 3
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Karen, Pam, Roy
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue
Warnings: Adult language, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6727 Read Count: 18619 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: March 20, 2007 Updated: March 28, 2007
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Date: March 20, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Monday Morning
9 Date: March 20, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Monday Morning
<snark>Karen needs to take out some grief bone insurance, but I'm sure the rates would be too high for her to afford. Why don't you twist the knife a little more, Night Swept? She hasn't thrown herself off a bridge yet.</snark>
So I guess that means it was very good and I liked it.
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Date: March 26, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Pam
Author's Response: I figured she parked it accross 2 spaces, and then over the back of the spaces into the next row.
Date: March 26, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Pam
Catfight? Even if not, it would still be entertaining.
But since when could a Yaris park across 4 spaces? They must be expecting some really narrow cars at that hospital.
Author's Response: I figured she parked it accross 2 spaces, and then over the back of the spaces into the next row.
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed 10
Date: March 27, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: Painful Truths
10 Date: March 27, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: Painful Truths
Well now I feel bad about the catfight comment. I hope the show is a little less distressing that this.
Summary: Everyone has their schemes, some are just more outrageous than others
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Andy, Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 7246 Read Count: 7515 ePub Downloads: 0
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Andy, Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 7246 Read Count: 7515 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 22, 2007 Updated: April 01, 2007
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Date: March 22, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Property of Andrew David Bernard
Date: March 22, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Property of Andrew David Bernard
I think it's safe to say that I'm more creeped out that all of you - though I think you should have played it straighter and not given away Pam's reveal until the second chapter. But I like to torment people, so...
Author's Response: Yeah, I probably should've kept up the ruse. But Pam just wouldn't stop smiling! And you really can't deny that girl a smile.
Summary:
Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Angela, Creed, Dwight, Jim, Pam, Roy
Genres: Angst, Humor, Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 12908 Read Count: 16066 ePub Downloads: 0
This is a collection of standalone short pieces linked only by the use of a color. The acronym ROYGBIV, in case anyone has forgotten high school optics, stands for Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo, and Violet and describes the colors of a rainbow. None of these pieces is linked to another; they are not chapters in a story. I'm working on some character development/backstory ideas and thought they'd be fun to play with here.
Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Angela, Creed, Dwight, Jim, Pam, Roy
Genres: Angst, Humor, Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 12908 Read Count: 16066 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 22, 2007 Updated: April 10, 2007
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Date: March 22, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: RED
Date: March 22, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: RED
Did anyone else think from the title that it was going to have something to do with Roy? Just me?
Author's Response: Next chapter. :)
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed
Date: April 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: RED
Date: April 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: RED
How'd you do that with the title? That's hardcore to do that just to take a theme to the next level.
Author's Response: You can turn off tinyMCE and code the html directly. That's how I got the pictures into the stories, too. :)
Summary: After the death of a fellow co-worker, the rest of the office must carry on with their daily routine. However, when a journal is discovered containing many of their secrets, they all have to confront their secrets and the consequences that go with them.
Categories: Other
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: None
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 14520 Read Count: 32370 ePub Downloads: 0
Categories: Other
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: None
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 14520 Read Count: 32370 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 23, 2007 Updated: April 10, 2007
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Date: March 26, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: The Annex
Date: March 26, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: The Annex
YOur first paragraph had me doubled over, busting a gut.
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Date: March 30, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: The Grave
Date: March 30, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: The Grave
Ah, so now we get to the meat of the issue. I'm curious to see how lucid Creed can be.
Summary: The Dunder Mifflinites have had enough of Jim and Pam's insipid love saga. It's time something was done.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Humor, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10197 Read Count: 19407 ePub Downloads: 2
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Humor, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10197 Read Count: 19407 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: March 23, 2007 Updated: April 16, 2007
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Date: March 23, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: The Beginning
Date: March 23, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: The Beginning
Wow. Barely even touched on the subject at hand, but managed to caricaturize everyone else perfectly. If the rest of this is as entertaining as this prologue is, you'll have a hit on your hands.
Author's Response: =D thank you! glad you liked it!
Summary: 
Member's Choice - Pam thought she was throwing these letters away. But what happens when your garbage doesn't stay in the garbage? Set mid-season 3.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Other, Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 19 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 47299 Read Count: 182163 ePub Downloads: 33
Member's Choice - Pam thought she was throwing these letters away. But what happens when your garbage doesn't stay in the garbage? Set mid-season 3.Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Other, Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 19 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 47299 Read Count: 182163 ePub Downloads: 33
[Report This] Published: March 25, 2007 Updated: April 01, 2008
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Date: July 27, 2007 Title: Chapter 16: after a deep sleep
Date: July 27, 2007 Title: Chapter 16: after a deep sleep
Cute problem. Cute solution.
Author's Response: Aw, thanks! Cute review! ;)
Summary: UPDATED SUMMARY: Pam realizes she's sprialing down. We meet a few new friends as she finds her strength. Spoilers up to The Negotiation.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Ensemble, Jim, Karen, Other, Pam, Roy
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content, Other Adult Theme, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 16869 Read Count: 43841 ePub Downloads: 3
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Ensemble, Jim, Karen, Other, Pam, Roy
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content, Other Adult Theme, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 16869 Read Count: 43841 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: March 26, 2007 Updated: July 12, 2008
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Date: March 26, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Skill #1: Drink Vodka
Date: March 26, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Skill #1: Drink Vodka
I've had nights like that, one of which lead me to phoning in to work drunk the next morning. Though I think it's better to do your wasting yourself drinking at a bar, rather than at home, because it's more entertaining for everyone else.
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Date: March 26, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Skill #2: Using anger
Author's Response: Thank you!
Date: March 26, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Skill #2: Using anger
You spelled congratulations wrong. Hey, you asked.
Very much interested in seeing what she does next. Hopefully something a little more constructive than her Meredith impression.
Author's Response: Thank you!
Summary: Michael decides to take his sales dream team on a little trip and pulls Pam along for the ride. Spoilers through Cocktails.
Categories: Other, Alternate Universe
Characters: Angela, Bob Vance, Dwight, Jan, Jim, Karen, Michael, Pam, Pam/Other, Phyllis, Ryan, Stanley
Genres: None
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 44699 Read Count: 129861 ePub Downloads: 45
Michael decides to take his sales dream team on a little trip and pulls Pam along for the ride. Spoilers through Cocktails.Categories: Other, Alternate Universe
Characters: Angela, Bob Vance, Dwight, Jan, Jim, Karen, Michael, Pam, Pam/Other, Phyllis, Ryan, Stanley
Genres: None
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 44699 Read Count: 129861 ePub Downloads: 45
[Report This] Published: March 27, 2007 Updated: April 17, 2007
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed 10
Date: March 28, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Anybody making out in here? Not yet, give it time.
10 Date: March 28, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Anybody making out in here? Not yet, give it time.
What's wrong with some of these people? Why can't Ryan be portrayed as nice every once in a while? How can they be offended by him maybe cheating on Kelly when he does the same thing on the show? How come you're so awesome? Why do I have to end every sentence with an '?'? Was using ''?'?' excessive?
Author's Response: You have no idea how much I love you right now! Haha. Okay, maybe that is extreme, but I do. I love Ryan and I think that he probably is nicer outside the office. And as much as I love Kelly & Ryan, um, yeah he probably would cheat on her (did you see that deleted scene from Cocktails?? "Did we meet at the gym?" Oh yeah, Ryan is on the prowl). And you are very awesome yourself. Thanks for such a positive review!
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Date: April 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 12: It's impractical, I'm not going to try to get a house like that.
Date: April 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 12: It's impractical, I'm not going to try to get a house like that.
Wow, you really hit this one out of the park. Kelly's reaction to Ryan phoning Pam was classic - pretty much had me stunned for a page and a half of text.
It pains me physically that this is coming to an end.
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Date: April 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 11: It's been a really rough couple of days... this helps a little.
Date: April 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 11: It's been a really rough couple of days... this helps a little.
I think the only thing that will solve all their problems is an orgy and a lifetime of polygamy. They just need to relocate to Utah.
Author's Response: Dammit, you've figured out the ending! Now I'm going to have to go change it...
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Date: March 31, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: I love girl talk
Author's Response: I know that happens to me every single time I have to hide! Its like clockwork! Um.. not that I play hide and seek all the time... um.. yeah. Haha, just kidding, my little cousins are always forcing me into it. I'm glad you liked the Angela line, hehe, I'm seriously considering having her get a little sloshy in the next chapter just because that would be... fun.
Date: March 31, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: I love girl talk
This is fun. My favourite part was Angela's
“We’re already drinking,” she sighs. “Let’s not mock Jesus while we’re at it.”
I'm sure that the Holy Spirit can fit into the inter-atomic spaces. So dance as close as you like.
I'm also somewhat ashamed that my hide-and-seek technique also includes having to pee as soon as I find a spot as well.
Author's Response: I know that happens to me every single time I have to hide! Its like clockwork! Um.. not that I play hide and seek all the time... um.. yeah. Haha, just kidding, my little cousins are always forcing me into it. I'm glad you liked the Angela line, hehe, I'm seriously considering having her get a little sloshy in the next chapter just because that would be... fun.
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed 10
Date: March 29, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: The suspense is just so exciting, isn't it?
10 Date: March 29, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: The suspense is just so exciting, isn't it?
Oh dear. It's weird because everything is so comfortable between everyone yet so incredibly uncomfortable at the same time. I can't wait to see what happens next. The suspense really is exciting. I'm going to take a nap anyway though.
Author's Response: Haha, I'm jealous, I could use a nap. Once again, you are awesome... just had to say it again. Thanks for commenting!
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Date: March 30, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: I think you're thinking of the Hunt for Red October
Date: March 30, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: I think you're thinking of the Hunt for Red October
*slings garbage*. But only because pick up isn't until Tuesday.
Author's Response: No problem, I'll hold on to it for you until then. Then I'll sling it right back at ya. :)
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Date: March 27, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: They were very important in the movie Titanic
10 Date: March 27, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: They were very important in the movie Titanic
Awesome so far - and fast too. Maybe you should spread it out a bit so we have time to bask in the glory before moving on to the next chapter.
Author's Response: Haha, asking for slower updates?? Blasphemy :) Just kidding, actually I'm going to try and go for a chapter a day (or every other day) so we'll see how that goes. Glad you like it so far!
Summary: Five dreams and five nightmares of various Dunder-Mifflin employees.
Categories: Other
Characters: Andy, Creed, Dwight, Kelly, Ryan, Ryan/Kelly
Genres: Dream/Fantasy, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 943 Read Count: 3712 ePub Downloads: 0
Categories: Other
Characters: Andy, Creed, Dwight, Kelly, Ryan, Ryan/Kelly
Genres: Dream/Fantasy, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 943 Read Count: 3712 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 27, 2007 Updated: March 27, 2007
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed 9
Date: March 27, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
9 Date: March 27, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Poor Ryan and Creed. Nightmares are always the worst when you're living them. Luckily for Creed he's got his drugs to help him out... Ryan's just screwed.
Author's Response: Thanks, glad you enjoyed it!
Summary: Everybody cries and everybody hurts sometimes. Jim tries to cheer Dwight up.
Categories: Episode Related, Other
Characters: Dwight, Jim
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 756 Read Count: 2039 ePub Downloads: 0
Categories: Episode Related, Other
Characters: Dwight, Jim
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 756 Read Count: 2039 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 27, 2007 Updated: March 27, 2007
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Date: March 27, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Date: March 27, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
I'm not exactly sure how being a Cylon helps you with women. Maybe Dwight can explain that to me.
Author's Response:
I think it's losing Angela that makes him consider it, not their actual relationship.
Thanks for reading!
Summary:
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 11489 Read Count: 23587 ePub Downloads: 1
Another story telling the aftermath of "Cocktails".
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 11489 Read Count: 23587 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: March 28, 2007 Updated: May 18, 2007
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Date: March 29, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Purple
Date: March 29, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Purple
I have come to the conclusion that anyone who ends off any chapter with Karen winning has a death wish. Seriously, there are some extremist fanatical jammers out here. I hope none of them know where you live. But I suppose if anyone came after you, you could escape them with your gravity defying powers.
Author's Response:
Hee, the pen name comes from the best musical in the world, 'Wicked'. That's right, I'm that kind of geek. I am actually an extremist fanatical Jim/Pam fan myself, I promise. I'm just trying to keep things as realistic as possible, and I believe, as horrible as it is to type, that Jim and Karen are having sex. Please, put down the torch and pitchfork!,
Summary: Sometimes, the closest thing to winning is settling for getting there first.
Categories: Other
Characters: Karen
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Oneshot, Slash, Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1109 Read Count: 4070 ePub Downloads: 0
Categories: Other
Characters: Karen
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Oneshot, Slash, Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1109 Read Count: 4070 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 29, 2007 Updated: March 29, 2007
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Date: March 29, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Karen, for the Win.
10 Date: March 29, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Karen, for the Win.
Wow. Not just catty, but super-catty. I could probably leave a more insightful comment, but I'd need to dig through a thesaurus to find the words. My vocabulary just doesn't have what it takes to do this story justice.