Bio:
Hi. I'm Melissa. I'm 18 and one of the biggest JAM fans you'll ever meet.
Try me, you'll like me.
I'm a student in Ohio just trying to find her place.
Anyway, after meeting Moxie [huge fan of her, btw], EverybodyHurts, and more at The Office Convention, I've decided to actually start writing fanfiction. Sure, EH, I'm a HUGE lurker. And I don't know what a beta-reader is. So if someone could describe to me what that is, that'd be great.
I LOVE the JAM Smut. Every single smut story I read makes me insanely happy. Although I've never experienced anything like what JAM does in most MA stories, I'm going to try it. And it should start soon. I love JAM, I love MTT, what else is there to say? Let me find my niche.
Any questions? Let me know. (:
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oh, i like you. :)
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Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11082 Read Count: 25154 ePub Downloads: 12
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 31 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 128465 Read Count: 418505 ePub Downloads: 127
Date: August 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 29: Chapter 29
I love this story & this chapter was fantastical. (:
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Angst, Oneshot, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: None
Challenges: Mixtape
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3310 Read Count: 3165 ePub Downloads: 0
Date: July 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
it's amazing. and i'm very glad i read this story. you are a wonderful writer. (:
Author's Response: Awww, thank you! :o) :o)
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 84660 Read Count: 289036 ePub Downloads: 115
Date: March 28, 2007 Title: Chapter 11: In the room the women come and go
great job moxie (:
loved the chapter. i'm going to be very excited for them to meet. can't wait for the rest of the story. wonderful writing.
Melissa*
Jim and Pam argue...and then make up.
Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam, Roy
Genres: Oneshot, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1688 Read Count: 21329 ePub Downloads: 0
Date: July 03, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Smut is not your strong point? I don't smoke, but right now I could use a freaking cigar. Nice job! (:
Michael’s leaning forward on his elbows, staring at her across his desk. “That was definitely heroic and, if I may say so, romantical of you. Well done.” While he shoots her what is meant to be a congratulatory grin, Pam stares down at the teal glass shards in her laps, still clutching the ice pack, trying desperately to pretend that the tears have stopped.
Post-Cocktails.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 14657 Read Count: 13619 ePub Downloads: 3
Date: June 10, 2008 Title: Chapter 4: Days Go By
I want you to finish this story so badly.
It's amazinggg. :)
Pam and Jim decide to get it out of their system...Literally. This idea just wouldn't get out of head, especially after all the fight fics, I figure there has to be another way to get rid of the sexual tension- why not actual 'casual' sex. Oh and it's going to really backfire. P.S. This is way fluffier than my usual stuff AND almost finished too. So there's that.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Karen
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9894 Read Count: 190699 ePub Downloads: 31
Date: February 09, 2008 Title: Chapter 10: Epilogue- Ask Dr. Beesly-Halpert
I just want to say that your story has made me do something I've never done before because of a fanfic: cry.
I was crying at how beautiful the confession was. and at the end of chapter 6 with Pam saying, I love you.
It was so wonderful.
I'd be giving this story a 1000 if I could. It was amazing. =)
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4330 Read Count: 12173 ePub Downloads: 1
Date: February 01, 2008 Title: Chapter 3: It Will Only Make Me Colder
You literally made me cry in the first two chapters.
And then the smut was just yay.
it's amazing. =)
The title pretty much says it all: the fantasies of Jim and Pam and the naughty actings out of those fantasies.
This story will go as long as you, the readers, want it to.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Dream/Fantasy, Fluff, Romance, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Dubious Consent, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 22 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 54206 Read Count: 149007 ePub Downloads: 20
Date: June 27, 2007 Title: Chapter 16: Chapter 16: Jim's Kitchen
did i tell you i'm in love with this story?
you amaze me. (:
Date: August 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 20: Chapter 20: The Toy
I miss the smutty side too. I really love this story. One of my favorites. Keep updating, best story I've ever read. (:
Author's Response:
Thank you so much!! :D
I'll keep updating for as long as I have ideas. I'm certainly not planning on venturing into any kinky, bizarre fantasies or fetishes (haha, guess what?!? Jim Halpert has a foot fetish! ...No, none of that), so I will exhaust myself eventually. I do have a chapter that I'm currently working on, though I did a dangerous thing and stopped right before the heat again, so who knows when that will be done, haha. But in any case, I will post it when I finish it. :)
Thank you again!!
Date: February 01, 2008 Title: Chapter 22: Chapter 22: Hands Tied
I demand YOU write more of these fantasies.
This is my favorite story on MTT.
It's amazing; keep writing. :)
Let me know if you want fantasy ideas. hahaha. :)
Author's Response:
Thank you so much! XD
And if you have any fantasy ideas that you want to see, you are absolutely more than welcome to send me an e-mail. I have a few of them "stockpiled" so to speak, but none of the ideas I have are really speaking to me and begging to be written. If you (or anyone else for that matter) can get me going on an idea, I am ready and willing.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Oneshot, Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2755 Read Count: 10904 ePub Downloads: 4
Date: September 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: cause even slurred words can contain some truth
I LOVE it. <3
unfold and I were talking and it lead to this, somehow.
Jim/Pam Smutcake.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Dream/Fantasy, Holiday, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 5710 Read Count: 23716 ePub Downloads: 3
Date: November 24, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: our hands are tied
I loved this chapter.
And this story, uh hello? ah-maz-ing!!
you make my life complete with your smut writing abilities.
if your abilities were a cottage, i would rent you for the summer. (:
speaking of cottages, you should have them go away, like on vacation or something. and post-it idea: would you fuck me outside? hahahahaha. i can see it now... :]
great story. <3
Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Kevin
Genres: Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Challenges: Office Fiction Writers
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 513 Read Count: 2307 ePub Downloads: 0
Date: July 17, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I AM IN LOVE. :)
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 6402 Read Count: 31237 ePub Downloads: 0
Date: April 14, 2008 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8
write write write.
i want to know what happens! love this story.!
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3111 Read Count: 18737 ePub Downloads: 1
Date: July 25, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: A Scarf
Although John Travolta in drag is one of the best things to make you happy, this story is great. Making them get together in the end would make me even happier. <3
Author's Response: I take it that you've seen Hairspray! Or at least plan on seeing. Or at least seen previews. Either way, I'm glad you agree :) Thanks for reading!
KaPam slash that I am crazy proud of. Complete.
Also! I demand more KaPam love from you people! I DEMAND IT! I'm taking away poor precious Jim Halpert until my demands are met. And I will hurt him.
Categories: Other
Characters: Karen, Pam, Pam/Other
Genres: Drunk Pam/Jim, Romance, Slash, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8113 Read Count: 10852 ePub Downloads: 0
Date: November 28, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Part II.
I think I could like KaPam if you write it. (:
amazingggggg. =)
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2781 Read Count: 2681 ePub Downloads: 0
Date: December 30, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
perfection in every sense of the word.
Jim and Pam surrender to silence after "The Job." A virtual smut-angst festival!
This is smut. Serious, hard-core, unapologetic, squirm in your seat, not-safe-for-work, wild and unhinihibited smut, punctuated by merciless and heart-wrenching angst. In a couple of chapters, there will be smutty angst, and in others, angsty smut. There's even a couple of chapters with no smut at all and some fluff-happy-funny mixed in! But it all ends with a happy bang! Haw. You were warned.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Dubious Consent, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 16663 Read Count: 127011 ePub Downloads: 20
Date: August 29, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: The Sound of Silence
OMG. I LOVE YOUUUUU. :]
Author's Response: Ha-haaah! Plastering languid smiles on the faces of America, one hussy at a time!
Date: September 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 9: The Sound of Make-Up Sex...
I LOVE this story. it's amazing. Go JAM Smut. <3
Author's Response: Thanks so much! It\'s really funny, because I don\'t know whether it\'s just my seriously dirty little mind, but that little sideways heart looks like a pair of balls...LOLOLOL
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Travel
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: Reality Reality TV
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 29494 Read Count: 130759 ePub Downloads: 35
Date: October 01, 2007 Title: Chapter 13: How Long, How Long, Woman Will You Weep?
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Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Claustrophobic Spaces, Romance, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4348 Read Count: 15706 ePub Downloads: 4
Date: October 01, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Part 1
I Love You and Your SMUT WRITING ABILITIES.
If your abilities were a cottage, I would rent you for the summer. (:
MEMBER'S CHOICE TOP NOMINEE - Jim and Pam must interact in network sponsored live chats to promote their documentary. Angst (and maybe some smut) ensue.
Story now complete.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam, Pam/Other
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: Reality Reality TV
Chapters: 23 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 51174 Read Count: 147826 ePub Downloads: 49
Date: May 02, 2010 Title: Chapter 23: Squee!!!!!
i know this story is almost three years old. but i still tear up at this ending. this is the best fanfic i've ever read. this story gives me hope that my own jim is out there waiting for me. and that one day, i'll find him. keep writing, you have a talent. i'm so proud of you. :)
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam, Other
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 14883 Read Count: 22514 ePub Downloads: 9
Date: October 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: The face of all the world is changed, I think
You know I'm more than welcome to the return of Walking Disaster && Squirrel McPants.
You cease to amaze me; you're good. :D
Author's Response: Thanks, Melissa - glad you like it! Thanks for the review!
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2205 Read Count: 8843 ePub Downloads: 0
Date: October 20, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Part One
I seriously cried. This story is so good. I'd give you a rating of 100 if I could. I LOVE it. :D
Author's Response: Wow. Thanks!