Penname: heinouscriminal Real name:
Member Since: March 14, 2007

Bio:
Just a bored housewife that enjoys other peoples creativity! The Office gets me through the week!

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Another Place to Fall by oypoodle Rated: M [Reviews - 67] 29
Summary: AU He held out his hand over the desk for her to shake. Her cheeks reddened as his large hand wrapped around her small, frail one. She forced a small smile. “Oh.”
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 14680 Read Count: 36868 ePub Downloads: 13
[Report This] Published: March 08, 2007 Updated: March 25, 2007
Reviewer: heinouscriminal Signed
Date: March 15, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

This is a great story. I love how Pam has a little more backbone. Keep it coming!

And it Could Have All Turned Out Differently by fasterthansnakes Rated: T [Reviews - 50] 15
Summary:

THINGS ARE HEATING UP!

Imagine if Jim and Pam didn't meet in the office but instead when they were younger.  Reunited by the Scranton/Stamford merger with respective fiances in tow will they fall into their old pranking ways? Will Jim fall in love with Pam even though he's engaged? Will Karen be really as into Jim if he's head over heels in love with her? Will Pam go through with the wedding after being reunited with her childhood crush? Stay tuned to find out!


Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam, Karen, Roy
Genres: Angst, Childhood, Humor, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 13052 Read Count: 28266 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: March 13, 2007 Updated: May 02, 2007
Reviewer: heinouscriminal Signed 8
Date: March 22, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: Someone to Help You Up When You Fall Down

so good. This will make it even better when Karen is sent packing, which I hope is where this is going.

Not Part of the Plan! by Azlin Rated: K+ [Reviews - 21] 8
Summary: Everyone has their schemes, some are just more outrageous than others
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Andy, Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 7246 Read Count: 7509 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 22, 2007 Updated: April 01, 2007
Reviewer: heinouscriminal Signed
Date: March 22, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Property of Andrew David Bernard

I can not wait to see where you go with this. I really love Andy which I know is weird but maybe it's because my brother in law looks exactly like him! Please don't leave me hanging!

Author's Response:

Yikes! Having a relative that looked like Andy would freak me out. Even though I'm sure Ed Helms is a great guy, and I'm not saying he's bad looking, but... he's Andy, so....

Also, I will definitely be updating in the near future. Probably tonight or tomorrow. Sunday at the very latest.

The Doggerel in the Wastebasket by brokenloon Rated: MA [Reviews - 20] 11
Summary: After Pam's assertion that she was fine with her choices in Boys and Girls, Jim writes a few lines expressing his frustration, leading to rapid developments. 
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Pam, Roy
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4532 Read Count: 8368 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: March 22, 2007 Updated: March 22, 2007
Reviewer: heinouscriminal Signed
Date: March 22, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 (Chapters 1-4)

This was just great! I love seeing Pam break out and do something about her life. May not be realistic but dang how could you not after reading a poem like that. It gave me goose bumps!  Keep it coming.

Author's Response: Thanks a lot!  I just posted part 2, hope you like.

Changing everything makes it the same by Amalia Kensington Rated: K+ [Reviews - 39] 11
Summary:

Jim and Pam are good buddies. Jim helps her with her two problems: work and Roy. But what if she didn't have those problems? What would happen if they didn't have Dunder Mifflin in common?

A/U story. Basically, fluff, friendship and...romance?  Spoilers for all seasons (sort of).


Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Fluff, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 7460 Read Count: 12191 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 22, 2007 Updated: April 23, 2007
Reviewer: heinouscriminal Signed
Date: March 22, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Find me

so excited to see where you go with this.  I really enjoy A/U's, don't know why but they are a breath of fresh air after watching those two go around in circles.  Hope for more soon!

Author's Response:
OMG, thank you so much!!! My first review!!!
I'm so horribly addicted to praise.  I really enjoy A/Us as well. I hope you enjoy this. I get a little intimidated around here with all the wonderful authors.
Thanks again!
cheers.
--Lex