Penname: UrkelGrue Real name: Anna
Member Since: March 24, 2007

Bio:
I love The Office. People have to constantly remind me that The Office is not, in fact, my life.
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The Long Car Ride Home by fasterthansnakes Rated: M [Reviews - 92] 23
Summary:

 

“I get it now, she’s everything I’m not.” She says as a few tears slip out from beneath her lashes.  His subconscious realizes at this moment that she’s unconsciously mimicking a line from the Royal Tenenbaums, one of their joint favorite films. When he replays this conversation in his mind later, this will break his heart.

 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7240 Read Count: 35411 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: March 27, 2007 Updated: April 01, 2007
Reviewer: UrkelGrue Signed
Date: March 29, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Getting What You Wish For

keep going! keep going!

Reviewer: UrkelGrue Signed
Date: March 30, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Letting Go

yes, keep going.

Somewhere in Between by JAMsoundtrack Rated: K [Reviews - 56] 11
Summary:

 Michael’s leaning forward on his elbows, staring at her across his desk.  “That was definitely heroic and, if I may say so, romantical of you.  Well done.” While he shoots her what is meant to be a congratulatory grin, Pam stares down at the teal glass shards in her laps, still clutching the ice pack, trying desperately to pretend that the tears have stopped.

Post-Cocktails.


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 14657 Read Count: 13618 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: April 02, 2007 Updated: April 29, 2007
Reviewer: UrkelGrue Signed
Date: April 02, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Somewhere in Between

oh my god! that's so sad!

Goodbye, Girl by HauntedLaundry Rated: M [Reviews - 13] 4
Summary:

Pam had been seeing Jim behind Roy's back for a while now. All is well until he gets a job offer in Stamford. Will Pam finally leave Roy?


Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: None
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1124 Read Count: 5506 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: April 05, 2007 Updated: April 30, 2007
Reviewer: UrkelGrue Signed
Date: April 30, 2007 Title: Goodbye, Girl

best chapter EVER.

Jigsaw by Night Swept Rated: MA [Reviews - 48] 21
Summary:

Crossover between the Saw movies and The Office. The Jigsaw killer kidnaps Jim and puts him to a horrific test. Like all games with this deranged killer, however, there are cruel twists waiting at every juncture. Updated CH4 -- Everyone is in a tough spot-- How does it all end?


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Karen, Pam
Genres: Angst, Claustrophobic Spaces, Slash
Warnings: Adult language, Other Adult Theme, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4163 Read Count: 6911 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 11, 2007 Updated: April 14, 2007
Reviewer: UrkelGrue Signed
Date: April 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: The Test

This is extremly suspenseful. Do continue.
As soon as you can.

Easier to Type Than to Say by deerinthepark Rated: M [Reviews - 36] 20
Summary:

Pam and Jim are getting to be friendly again, and engage in a little instant messaging.

Post-Safety Training


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Claustrophobic Spaces, Fluff, Humor, Romance, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5267 Read Count: 19513 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: April 13, 2007 Updated: April 15, 2007
Reviewer: UrkelGrue Signed 10
Date: April 15, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Ahem, Moving On...

Funny stuff.
It's good.

Author's Response: Thanks :)

Shame is the Same as Guilt by Athena Rated: M [Reviews - 333] 138
Summary: Past Featured Story

"It seems odd, in the ironic, slap-in-the-face kind of way that since her incident, it’s been easier to let him go."

Something bad happens to Pam. Very Dark.

 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Alternate Universe
Characters: Pam
Genres: Angst, Romance, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: Adult language, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 35653 Read Count: 100511 ePub Downloads: 25
[Report This] Published: April 15, 2007 Updated: January 26, 2008
Reviewer: UrkelGrue Signed
Date: April 16, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Weak

ooo! This is good!....I mean, getting raped is definately NOT good...the story is.

Reviewer: UrkelGrue Signed
Date: April 21, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Pain

That's so sad.
I really want to see more it's.
it's good.

Reviewer: UrkelGrue Signed 10
Date: August 29, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: Hate

YOU UPDATED IT!!! SCORE!!
yeah. I've pretty much been waiting for this chapter all summer...

Fathers and Daughters. Women and Men. by Stablergirl Rated: M [Reviews - 250] 86
Summary: Past Featured Story

Member's Choice - “My father died, so I’ll need a few days.” She explained in an unaffected sounding voice that surprised even herself. The three other parties in the room were stunned into silence. Jim spoke first. “Jesus, Pam…” She stood with her back to him and addressed Michael as if Jim had not made a sound…as if Jim did not exist. It was the only way.


Categories: Alternate Universe, Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst, Childhood, Inner Monologue, Romance, Travel
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 40335 Read Count: 157572 ePub Downloads: 42
[Report This] Published: April 20, 2007 Updated: June 03, 2007
Reviewer: UrkelGrue Signed
Date: May 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 12: Another Tequila Shot

That was the best toast I have ever heard...
I hope there will be eventually smut
but if there isn't, that's ok too
because this is a wonderful story...

Author's Response: lol oh there'll be smut.  You just don't know me well enough yet ;-)

Reviewer: UrkelGrue Signed
Date: April 21, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: He was just Jim

I like drama.
This is good.

The Beach by Night Swept Rated: T [Reviews - 44] 16
Summary: Things come to a boiling point between Jim, Pam, and Karen.  Based on spoilers for upcoming episodes. Further story info in story notes for those who wish to read on.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Ensemble, Jim, Karen, Pam
Genres: Angst, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5512 Read Count: 13679 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 21, 2007 Updated: April 28, 2007
Reviewer: UrkelGrue Signed
Date: April 21, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: The Beach

geez. Poor Jim. him and his penis are just not having a good day.

Disclaimer by Maybe Once Rated: M Round robin [Reviews - 34] 5
Summary:

In the interest of honesty, I humbly propose some new warnings and disclaimers for rated MA fanfic.

ROUND ROBIN: any writer can add a chapter! What do YOU think our readers should be warned about?  Oh, and remember to put your name on your chapter so we can offer you appropriate adulation.

 


Categories: Other
Characters: None
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 926 Read Count: 7963 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 23, 2007 Updated: April 26, 2007
Reviewer: UrkelGrue Signed
Date: April 23, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Do Not Try This At Home

May I just say, I'm in love with this already.

A Tale of Two Hussies by Fliz0nToast Rated: M [Reviews - 20] 6
Summary: Jim and Karen are set to get married in nine days, but Pam has a secret.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future, Alternate Universe
Characters: Angela, Dwight, Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Pam
Genres: None
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1259 Read Count: 2824 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 24, 2007 Updated: April 24, 2007
Reviewer: UrkelGrue Signed
Date: April 24, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Just Not Today

That's so sad!
I like the Angela part though. She's showing her soft side but it's still in character.
this is really good.

Author's Response: Thank you so much for reading!  I promise it won't stay sad.  :)

Author's Response: Thank you so much for reading!  I promise it won't stay sad.  :)

You've Got Your Troubles by Office O Holic Rated: K [Reviews - 5]
Summary: Set during The Merger. Pam needs to get Jim back from Karen. Story based on "You've Got Your Troubles" by The Fortunes. 99 cents on Itunes-buy it, you won't be disappointed.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 667 Read Count: 1452 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 25, 2007 Updated: April 25, 2007
Reviewer: UrkelGrue Signed
Date: April 25, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

aw! that's so sweet. you should add more.

Sketch by nightskiesfading Rated: K+ [Reviews - 14] 10
Summary: Jim stays after work to help Pam with an assignment for her art class.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2137 Read Count: 2493 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 30, 2007 Updated: April 30, 2007
Reviewer: UrkelGrue Signed 10
Date: April 30, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Stay Perfectly Still

aw! That was so cute!

One Sunday Morning by Night Swept Rated: K [Reviews - 13] 8
Summary: Jim makes a realization. Karen reveals a secret. Die hard JAMmers be warned.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Other, Karen
Genres: Inner Monologue, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1317 Read Count: 2787 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 01, 2007 Updated: May 01, 2007
Reviewer: UrkelGrue Signed
Date: May 01, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: One Sunday Morning

Good story but you might want to change the phrase: "pooped open a beer."

Author's Response: Whoa!  You're right.  That one got past the spell checker!  thanks!

A La Carte by GodInThisChilis Rated: MA [Reviews - 89] 35
Summary:

Sometimes you just have to try new things. A Pam/Ryan story that is more about Pam/Jim than you would think.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Pam, Ryan
Genres: Angst, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 16 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 33752 Read Count: 58455 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: May 02, 2007 Updated: August 02, 2007
Reviewer: UrkelGrue Signed
Date: June 26, 2007 Title: Chapter 9: French Toast Slam and Moons Over My Hammy

I like it. I really want to hear what Pam has to say to Jim..and what he has to say back.
I can not resist the love triangle espcially when both men's actions are understandable.

Without A Spark by PamPongChamp Rated: M [Reviews - 46] 14
Summary:

After a fire destroys her apartment, Pam moves in with Jim and Karen. Everyone has to find out how they define "friendship". Not for those who prefer their Jim to be wholesome.

 


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst, Claustrophobic Spaces, Steamy
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4076 Read Count: 8105 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 03, 2007 Updated: June 29, 2007
Reviewer: UrkelGrue Signed
Date: June 19, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Two

Yeah, you should definitely continue.

Reviewer: UrkelGrue Signed 10
Date: June 29, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Three

See, this is what happens with good angsty stories.
They make you cry but you can't stop reading them!!
Thanks a lot! ; )

Between the lines by DinkinFlicka Rated: M [Reviews - 43] 11
Summary: Michael's having the next quarter camaraderie event, and Jim enlists Pam's help on a... personal matter.

Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Present
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 8422 Read Count: 12989 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: May 05, 2007 Updated: May 16, 2007
Reviewer: UrkelGrue Signed
Date: May 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Mr. Howard in the billiard room with the lead pipe

I can't wait to find out if Karen is really cheating on Jim...
OR maybe he with another girl who's not Karen/Kelly but Karen IS with another person who's a GIRL!
ok...
Time to stop me and my crazy imagination now..

but seriously, good chapter.

Reviewer: UrkelGrue Signed 10
Date: May 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Mr. Scott in the ballroom with the candlestick

huh. what IS up with karen?
interesting....
aka love it.

Author's Response: Hee! Yay!  I'm excited about this one so I'm glad you like it ;)

Puppy Love by Cassandra Mulder Rated: K [Reviews - 9] 6
Summary: Pam gets a puppy.

Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1956 Read Count: 2511 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: May 07, 2007 Updated: May 07, 2007
Reviewer: UrkelGrue Signed
Date: May 08, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Puppy Love

aw! so cute!

This Isn't Right by deerinthepark Rated: K+ [Reviews - 15] 5
Summary:

Pam wakes up feeling not quite herself...


Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble, Jim, Karen, Pam
Genres: Humor, Weekend, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 819 Read Count: 2707 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 07, 2007 Updated: May 07, 2007
Reviewer: UrkelGrue Signed
Date: May 08, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

wow! good stuff!
update asap!

The Fantasies of Jim and Pam by I Know This Much Is True Rated: MA [Reviews - 113] 45
Summary:

The title pretty much says it all: the fantasies of Jim and Pam and the naughty actings out of those fantasies.

This story will go as long as you, the readers, want it to.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Dream/Fantasy, Fluff, Romance, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Dubious Consent, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 22 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 54206 Read Count: 149004 ePub Downloads: 20
[Report This] Published: May 08, 2007 Updated: January 31, 2008
Reviewer: UrkelGrue Signed
Date: June 26, 2007 Title: Chapter 15: Chapter 15: Michael's Desk

aw! Poor Jim/Pam.
I thought it was good.
I sometimes need a little angst from time to time. It keeps things realistic.