Generally an annoying hopeless romantic.
I love writing, reviewing. In terms of reviewing - yes, I go back and read old stories. Sometimes really old. It is fun. Yes, I leave um, interesting reviews. Hopefully you like them. If not, tell me to shut up.
I am willing to beta. I can't promise a lot of grammar comments, but I can tell you what I like, don't like, and if something doesn't sound right to me. Feel free to contact me. I don't bite and fanfic is my life.
Jim's thoughts and feelings about Pam and her parents' divorce. Spoilers for Stress Relief.
This makes me love the episode even more. I love that aspect of their relationship, and understanding it more, beautiful. And it makes me want a Jim even more. Because even with all his faults, he really does love Pam with ever fiber of his being, and that is just... makes me happy.
(Plus, I think you totally captured Pam's emotions, because its not an easy time!)
I love night, but I also love sleep. It really is a constant battle. If I am having a good day, I totally love just staring out the window, and feeling so comforted. Nighttime walks are my absolute favorite.
But if I am tired, and want to go to sleep, then its the devil!
Calls after midnight better be important. That is my philosophy.
Although I would never mind waking up because of a Jim phone call.
"Come Back Jim" so simple, I love it.
He came back :)
Author's Response: Yes, yes he did. At first I wrote this with Pam being hung up on Jim in the end, stuck in the middle of S3, but embracing her solitude at night .. but my little shipper heart was broken with something I wrote myself. ::looks:: I\'m a sucker for a happy ending.
That last Jim and Pam scene in Stress Relief has been playing on my mind since Sunday...and begging me to expand upon it. So here is a little missing scene from Stress Relief.
*Please forgive the uninspired title...it's late.
Scruffy!John looks fine to me, so Jim could skip shaving every few days or so haha!
Guys suck! That is the way that happens. If the guy is not Jim Halpert of John Krasinski, he sucks. Okay, maybe a few other fictional characters don't suck. But real life guys, they do.
I can't stand slobs. I'm all about organization. Just reading about disorganized mess makes freaks me out. I'm like all tense. Must go clean and organize.
Although I am bad about spilling. Actually, I'm bad at drinking. It always seems to wind up on my shirt.
I love all of Pam's little quirks. They are cute.
Come on, you have to do a chapter on Jim's. Maybe it will make me love him less. If you talk about him being a slob to, it will. You'd be doing all normal guys a favor!
Or... something.
Author's Response: Sorry to make you tense Emily! I wish I could say I wasn\'t a messy person, but I am, kind of. It\'s funny though--I still know where everything is. And I spill. And I\'m a klutz. I can relate to all of Pam\'s quirks, actually. :D I\'ll see what I can do for Jim. I\'ll have to think about it. Thanks for reading and reviewing :)
Jim is a boy. The sex between them would be really weird if he wasn't.
Eh... wait, I'm not homophobic. Wow. Joke sounds incredibly rude right now... moving on.
Okay, not, but, every day it gets said at work "because he's a boy"/"blank is such a boy" because, well they are. Such as today, when they tied jump ropes around a tricycle to make a mini pod racer or something. And laughed when they fell off and banged themselves up.
Ah, boys.
The sock thing reminds me of Friends and how Barry kept his socks on during sex, but that's another show entirely.
He cleans. I got scared going into the boys' dorms at college. I know one time they were having a bet at how high they could stack the take out containers.
Author's Response: EmilyHalpert, have I told you how much I enjoy your stream-of-consciousness reviews. :) Well, he is a boy. And boys are mischief makers and enjoy silly goofy things all their lives long, which is why women love them, because women grow up and get jaded and lose their playfulness. And, um, I\'d forgotten all about Barry from Friends so I didn\'t steal it from that...but I will admit I did know a man who had a thing about his feet. And some men clean. I lived with one. They exist! They\'re rare...but they do exist! Especially once they\'re no longer in college. :)
SPOILERS FOR BLOOD DRIVE! (Based on episode description only.)
Possible scenario in 55 words for how Jim and Pam get themselves banished from the office.
I love this (even after the episode), and I think that this would have been a much sweeter, poignant way for them to be banished.
Author's Response: Wow!--Thanks for reading (even after the episode)! I'm honored that you liked it more than the actual scenario in the episode. (I think they could have done more with it too based on the original episode description.) I appreciate the review!
Oooh, Azlin story. Completed Azlin story. Even better.
Jim watches GMA? Good boy.
There really is no good way to phrase the love story between Roy and Pam. Although, theirs is better than my neighbors - "I was an idiot and got pregnant really young, so we got married. Then I realized he was an idiot, and got divorced. But I got 'lonely' and got pregnant again. So we got married again. And then I realized he was abusive. And that's how I met your father".... okay, so yeah. That's weird for a review, so moving on.....
It's like a weird love quadrangle.
Jim came. I already like this better.
Burger.... milkshake..... grease sounds so delicious right now.
Hmm.... yeah, I think that kiss pretty much signifies what she wants.
They so will have kids. Because I say so. And I am that self-centered ;).
So cute.
These were four cool little stories. Each one different, but all enjoyable. Funny and serious :) good!
Author's Response: Thanks so much for reading, I\'m glad you enjoyed them :)
Jim & Pam run into each other 2 years after they end their relationship.
Aww, I don't like the fact Jim and Pam broke up, but I do like this story - just the quick encounter, and how Pam tries to hide from him, and she recognizes his mannerisms.
Great job, even if its a subject I hate to think about (this better not happen on the show
You killed Pam! Well, I guess besides that, this is interesting. Jim got a tattoo for Pam. And I liked his reasoning, it seems really real and just... yeah. But you killed Pam.
I absolutely love this song, it's been my favorite Death Cab song for years!
Forever.
God, so happy. Just.... *sigh*
I think you captured Michael wonderfully - he builds up relationships more than they are, but he's just a vulnerable little child so much of the time!
Poor Michael. Poor Holly. I love those two together. I love that they got their happily ever after... even if it isn't forever.
Author's Response: Thanks for the review!
Ha,Pam, I think you'd change your tune if you actually had to get married in Dwight's beet patch!
Aww. At first I was gonna be major pissed at you. Not only was Pam pregnant - cause of Roy gross - and then her and Jim are in an argument. But then it turned into sweetness, and funniness and then there's a baby (in the tummy but it counts). So :D!
So happy it hurts. :D
Author's Response: Haha, but hopefully, it\'s that good kind of hurt, right? Thanks for the review!
Olivia. I love my little Olivia (at work). She's adorable. She looks nothing like the daughter of Pam and Jim could, but ya know, she's still a total sweetie and I love her to death. Um.... yeah, there was a point to that, but I forget it.
Oh, but yes, baby laughter is so damn addicting. Just their happiness is contageous and... man, its awesome.
One Hand parenting. Yeppers. I've done that. Two hands are overrated. However, I have yet to figure out how to hold baby in one hand, while changing second babies diaper. Must work on that.
Wednesday, I met the hairest baby. She was 11 weeks and had more hair than my 2 year old. But she was still adorable. And I already love her. Even if I only saw her for 15 minutes.
Pam is not stupid. Routines make for awesome babies. And sane babysitters. Just saying.
Hmm... none of the bubble baths I've given my kids have ended up like that.... I guess the fact that I am single and just babysitting may actually have more to do with that than anything else.
Author's Response: Thanks for the review :) I spent all weekend with my little cousins, and Clara is two, that laughter is just amazing! And the simplest things make her laugh but I can\'t help but laugh too, they\'re so fun at those ages!\r\n\r\nIf you ever figure out the holding one baby and changing another\'s diaper, let me know. My cousins are still young enough that that skill might come in handy for me too!\r\n\r\nI always thought if Pam and Jim ever had a baby, he\'d be the more relaxed one and not worry about routines, guess we\'ll find out soon!
Pam! Walk some. Couldn't you just lie and say your house was a street or two away? Lied and said you were sick so he didn't invite himself in? Something?
Oh, the fact that Jim knows how long it will take before Pam speaks? Kind of totally awesome.
Yeah, no one expected you'd pick this Pam.
I love this fluff, even if it just reminds me of the fact they are shaking up the office environment again (and it never seems to work). I don't want Pam to be a receptionist forever, I want more for her. I just don't want her at MSPC.
Author's Response: Em. C'mon. She wasn't quite thinking clearly that day. :) I am on the "want something besides a job with Michael" train but as time ggoes on I'm willing to give it a chance. We'll just have to wait & see. :)
Bring on the cavities (I just flossed, so it's okay ;)). This was so sweet and such a fun concept. Makes me so happy that their life turns out wonderfully, and just. Man, I'm totally in love with happy future fluff.
Its small, but I kind of love that Pam drives in the morning because Jim's asleep.
Puppies are great. Blue crayons are great. Booksores are overwhelmingly great - but I prefer Amazon for my wallet. And I don't like lasagna.
"And they were planning their wedding, a little slowly, but planning it nonetheless."
That alone makes me happy.
This is sort of a perfect ending to the episode.
This only contains spoilers if you don't know that Jim and Pam are engaged and if you haven't scoped out that adorable engagement photo. That picture has done nothing but plague me since I first laid eyes on it! So here's what it has inspired...
FOR ALL THOSE LOOKING FOR THIS PHOTO, SEE PAGE 9 of the JAM thread. I think the lovely Elle was the first to post it. Then Jazzfan discovered that it was taken sitting in a chair inside Jim and Pam's garage. :-)
Having them being engaged practically is a spoiler, since they barely seem to interact these episodes /bitter.
All that she is is the garage. And all that he is is her.
They're getting married in the backyard. :)
PS: Please add a disclaimer and characters. Thanks.
This sounds like such a crappy way to start a relationship. But it kind of worked out for them. So now they can tell their kids "Well, mommy and daddy were drunk and bitter. And then we fell in love"
Author's Response: Oh, see, I think it's OK. She was drunk and unhappy, but he was there being charming and helped her get past it. Happily ever after, you know? We're not all princesses, unfortunately.
Sad story, but very good. I like how its very simple. Its emotional in its simplicity. And you tackle different characters, different veiwpoints. Very good job!
Haha. Very funny, very true. Well... ya know ;) Not that I've seen either.... this is going into weird places now.
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