One afternoon, Pam fesses up in one of her talking heads.

Inspired by the finale and the seasons that preceeded it.  Enough said.

The tale of Gentle Pamela and Hansome James aboard the pirate ship Dunder Mifflinia. May contain some bodice ripping and lots of pillaging.

"Once we had finished the season, we knew.  We had the ultimate prank," Pam said breathlessly.

"A way to make Dwight Schrute believe that his world had been turned upside down, that superpowers really do exist, and that Dunder-Mifflin was hiding a secret so huge that it would stop at nothing to keep it hidden.”

“Ok, well, sometimes the gift is really about the gesture, you know, like what it means, instead of what it is.”

Pre-series.

This is an older story I'm posting for MTT readers. It was inspired by a scene in The Fire when Pam lists her favorite movies, but Jim cuts her off before she can name her all time favorite.

Standard disclaimer: I don't own these characters. I'm just playing with them for a bit. That's what she said.